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[[Randi Harper]] aka "'''sektie'''", "'''freeBSDgirl'''", "'''sektorgrrl'''", "'''sekt0rgrl'''", "'''miSSpIgGy'''", "'''[http://twitter.com/voretaq7/status/405016109956333568 taniane]'''" or "'''[http://www.pmsclan.com/forum/member.php?u=25866 PMS Randi]'''" (among other [[sockpuppet]] irc aliases) is a [[batshit insane]] [[meth]] addict, [[attention whore]], and admitted child pornography manufacturer that was forced to resign from [[Yahoo]]! where she railed meth in the bathrooms, played [[WoW]] and [[cybersex|cybered]] at her desk all day.

She was also fired from her previous employer ISS and is now moonlighting as a professional Internet provocateur, when she isn't [[literally]] trying to sell her children to pedophiles for more crack money (this is not a joke, she allegedly did that).

Harper is filled with unending hate for fellow land-whale [[Girlvinyl]]. This is due to a long bitch fight over who could become the fattest cow. Eventually, Sherrod retreated to [[OhInternet]] and was never heard from again, while Randi won and continues to live on the internet to this day. Randi is such a massive [[lolcow]] that even with [[Girlvinyl|Sherrod]] not being here anymore, her article still ends up on ED's front page every other year.

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"As a female committer, I have to say that you're asking to be treated differently by proposing  unnecessary changes in such a fashion. While the wording could have been better in regards to being more professional (such as the patch that pjd committed), saying that a female isn't going to use FreeBSD because of a humorous statement in a man page is ridiculous.<br><br> If you don't want to see prejudice in IT communities, <b>stop making everything a gender issue</b>. Instead, if you would like to see more changes in the future, propose a phrasing that is more professional and <b>leave your gender out of it.</b>" - [https://bugs.freebsd.org/bugzilla/show_bug.cgi?id=155385#c6 Randi]</div></div>

==Bitch is Cray That's All I Gotta Say==
[[Image:Sektie is fat.jpg|thumb|left|meth... oh meth!]]
[[File:OBSDyGirl.png|thumb|300px|right|A little bloated for free software dont you think?]]
Randi is a true case study of someone hellbent on being a complete failure at every turn in her life. Before achieving universal revulsion she discovered through the power of self diagnosed autism and underage tits she could easily manipulate the pathetic manchildren found in Linux development communities. Since the only female presence typically found in these dark corners of the Internet always turned out to be 13 year old boys she was considered quite the prize. As she grew in age Randi soon realized that she could blatantly take credit for the work of actual autistic nerds and begin claiming to be making highly important contributions to computer science. When anyone protested she would merely cozy up to the nearest source of authority and have her enemies silenced. This worked for quite some time until she tried to pull the same shit with people who didn't give a fuck about her disgusting tuna snatch and didn't talk out their ass about fucking shit up. This breakdown of tactics was a rude awakening for Randi and began her long hate affair with people daring to point out her never ending list of flaws.

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|hahahhahahah @freebsdgirl is sektie? this all makes so much more sense now https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Randi_Harper  she used to cyber for +o on efnet/dalnet|@Abhaxas
|oh man, i need to find some old IRC logs. sektie/@freebsdgirl would come into #phc and brag about fake exploits just like krashed|@Abhaxas
|one of my favorite @freebsdgirl moments is when she asked for help compiling trinoo, then ddosed herself when someone vhosted her ip on irc|@Abhaxas
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===FreeBSD harlot===
"Freebsdgirl" constantly talks about [[FreeBSD]] and how great and awesome it is. Like other people that have an operating system in their nick (ex: [[Linuxbeak]]) she knows nothing about her OS of choice that could not be garnered from reading basic HOWTOs on the Internet. Sektie was backdoored the day she installed Linux, but an unnamed party took great pity on her fate and alerted her to the presence of said backdoor. To this day the person who backdoored her remains quite angry that this was leaked. She also got backdoored by [[zb]], as shown by [http://flickr.com/photos/freebsdgirl/17145284/in/photostream/ her flickr account]. For some reason zb has no shame in banging this fat pig and freely admits it, but then again zb has never had shame in doing anything.

In casual discussion she may mention about how she spent her weekend writing kernel drivers or optimizing a threading model, but FreeBSD is conspicuously absent of kernel commits by Randi. She is basically the type of cocksucking know-it-all failure that lurks [[Slashdot]], except she's female. [[Tranny|Or at least so we think]]. She posts 'help' on lists without reading [http://unix.derkeiler.com/Mailing-Lists/FreeBSD/questions/2005-04/2029.html what people said] because [[dumbass|she knows best]]. Solves vague problems by asking even more [http://unix.derkeiler.com/Mailing-Lists/FreeBSD/questions/2005-04/2020.html vague questions] but still thinks she is a [[unwarranted self importance|genius]] because she is a [[In the kitchen|girl]] that can use an [[shit nobody cares about|alternative OS]].

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Want to fuck with Randi, and around 9,000 other FreeBSD users simultaneously?

1. Log into any free email service other then guerrillamail.com
2. Make Popcorn and punch yourself in the face a few times.
3. Set the destination of the email to freebsd-questions@FreeBSD.org
4. Add the name Randi Harper or Freebsdgirl, they will know who your talking about.
5. Shitpost like your back on /b/, with a christmas tree shoved up your ass.
6. Eat Popcorn and enjoy the show!
6.1 Masterbait while thinking of someone else.
Bonus : Watch her twitter account as she has a fullmelt down!
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==2001: An Unwanted Odyssey==
In approx 1997, when Sektie was [[16 year old girl|16]], she realized her parents were growing tired of her lacking interest in getting the fuck out of their house or graduating high school. She promptly fled and shacked up with a [[fat]] ugly [[irc]] nerd with the nick  "[http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://uglypig.org uglypig]" (no-joke). Lacking all skills or employable abilities she begged someone to teach her skid tactics and carded her and her [[b/f]] a bus ticket to New York where they lived off of [[carded]] pizza and carded cheeseburgers. Finally satiated, they spent their time sitting around having gross fat ugly [[bestiality|illegal pigsex]] together until the fateful day when a fat ugly [[retard|pigbaby]] was born. Not wanting a child, but seeing an opportunity for profit, Sektie did one of two things:

<b>1. [[bantown|Bantown's]] Version of Events</b>
Sektie sold her baby to known [[pedophilia|pedo]] [[RLoxley]] for +o on #hackphreak. As we know, the [[internets]] are [[serious business]] and giving your child away for ops is absolutely worth it. RLoxley sold the baby to some fellow [[NAMBLA]] pals on [[eBay]] and to this day Sektie has not seen or spoken with parents or child again. This was after she offered to randomly ditch her kids outside a church to go live in [[Australia]] with Satyricon who then refused her offer to state she was too fat. At some point later, Sektie somehow got knocked up again, and did the same thing with the baby. Perhaps for +o on #hack? 

<b>2. [[GNAA|GNAA's]] Version of Events</b>
*[http://archives.neohapsis.com/archives/fulldisclosure/2010-04/0413.html Full Transcript]
After wrecking Randi's ultra secure servers and her personal box gay niggers retrieved valuable emails written by the cow herself. Sektie after birthing her child promptly dumped the baby on her parents and went back to stealing credit cards with scripts she didn't write and claiming to be doing very important work on FreeBSD. This continued until in complete frustration her mother threatened to sue her for child support if she didn't get her fat ass in gear and do something about her crotch dropping. 

==Trouble with the law==
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Here's Sektie's fat mugshot from the Cobb County, GA Sherriff's office in 2004.  We don't know what she did but most likely it involves being an abusive whore of a mother and, in all likelihood, being fat (5'6" 190lbs LOL).  [http://georgia.arrests.org/Arrests/Randi_Harper_6016247/ sauce]</div>
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<center>'''Recent arrest for failing to appear in court'''</center>
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<center>'''Owes 40k to the IRS'''</center>
<center>'''Other arrests'''</center>|border=lightgrey|background=beige|max-width=40%}}</center>
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{{frame|{{quote|David Maynor told me how he aided a push to have Randi Harper (aka sektie/sekt0rgrl) fired from her job because she gave him bad head in a burger king bathroom. He didn't finish and she never paid him back for the meth he gave her to get the beej.|BJ at BK, better than five guys at five guys|textSize=1.18vw}}|font-weight: bold;|border=lightgrey|background=beige}}</center>
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<div style="margin-top:10px;">[[File:Randi Harper And The Word Whore.jpg|thumb|right|Randi is a chaste individual]]</div>
===BJ for Meth===
Some Sektie quotes on her non-addiction to meth (all of these were within a 5 minute conversation): 

#She has been a meth user for 4 years but has "never gotten [[addict]]ed" 
#"Can you get meth?"
#"Do any of your friends know where to get meth?"
#"Are you sure you don't know anyone who can get meth?"
#"I'd really like to score some meth."

Having a meth addiction while working at Yahoo is hard, so Randi saw no other option than to suck some dick for meth. Unfortunately for her, she was complete shit at it, so the guy never actually finished. Because of her lackluster oral skills Randi was fired.
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===Other Arrests===
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[[File:HarperArrest.jpg]]
* [https://web.archive.org/web/20041207163204/http://freebsdgirl.com/blog-view.php?id=410 She gets arrested a lot.]
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==Quotable Randi==
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|[[Image:Youarenotfatsektie.jpg|Youarenotfatsektie.jpg|200px]]{{center|No use hiding, [[SIF]]}}
|[[Image:Fatinmymatrixsektie.jpg|Fatinmymatrixsektie.jpg|200px]]{{center|Setkie proves that fat<br /> people live in the [[matrix]]}}
|[[File:sektienazi.jpg|sektienazi.jpg|200px]]{{center|'''Infamous Jewhater<br /> and a total fatbitch'''}}
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 sektie: i'm going to write a book
 sektie: and it's going to suck.
 sektie: it's going to suck worse than i do.
 sektie: i've decided i have no writing skill whatsoever.
 sektie: i'm devoid of talent
 sektie: all i have is breasts
 sektie: and with age, even those will sag 
 sektie: and then i'll have nothing.
 sektie: i'll have no talent, saggy boobs, and a stupid book.

When Sektie had a moment of clarity and she realized how worthless she was.

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 18:50 <@sung> how do you move into a rent control place?
 18:51 <@randi> you fuck a boy, move in with him, and then break up with him and kick his ass out.
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18:58 <@randi> adrian was good in bed. very good, in fact. however it did not make up for all of his drama and baggage. then when i was running meetbsd, which i *sponsored* his plane tickets to  come to, he spent the entire time working and not actually paying any attention to the conference. instead it was igor that was all "do you need any help? are you doing ok?" etc. it was a lot of stuff. 

then he was asked to leave my apartment because i was having a party and all he was going to do was sit around and work and be a killjoy, and he said he would leave, but then he didn't. then he threw a chair at my best friend. so then it was over, more or less.</pre>

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<@randi> seething. in. rage.
<@randi> i mean, seriously. who the fuck tries to connect to ssl via ssh?
<@randi> ssh must be the end all solution for connecting to *anything* that is encrypted
<@randi> i mean, my god.
<@randi> seriously.
<@randi> how the fuck did i ever have sex with him.
<@Verjigorm> Tab A, slot B
<@rm-fr> you had sex with someone who doesn't know the difference between ssh and ssl and who can't configure a FreeBSD workstation?
<@randi> YES
<@randi> i'm going to go home and scrub my vag until it bleeds.
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<sektie> go to banana republic at least if you insist upon shopping at the old navy line of companies.
<ninj4> that place is expenisve
<sektie> i've done lines in the dressing room at banana republic too, but i felt kind of dirty doing it there
<sektie> because banana republic is sorta ghetto.
<calib0rx> sektie: when the fuck did you do lines at bananna republic
<sektie> uh
<DigDug> the gap has been pretty good as far as cheap stuff
<sektie> when i bought those really cool pants
<sektie> remember the black cargo pants?
<sektie> i wore them at the party at your house
<calib0rx> you mean that night you fucking disappeared for 2 hours shopping?
<sektie> oh, yeah, that night :)
<issuez> haha
<calib0rx> WELL THAT EXPLAINS IT
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<@billn> still don't believe you.
<@billn> oh wait, I'm at lunch
<@randi> billn: gobbling cock doesn't qualify as lunch
<@randi> although i'm sure your protein count is great.
<@rm-rf> point to randi
<@billn> rm-rf: what, you agree with her?
<@rm-rf> that you gag on cock?
<@rm-rf> its hard not to, when presented with the overwhelming evidence
<@randi> gagging is for noobs.
<@randi> take it like a man
<@randi> relax the throat.
<@randi> swallow as it pushes up against your tonsils
<@rm-rf> smoke more cloves
<@randi> it'll keep you from gagging so hard.
<@MrZodiac> Oh randi, tell me more
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[[File:Randi Harper - Feminist Tards Please Keep Away.png|thumb|220px]]
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==[[Unwarranted Self Importance|I run a fairly high-profile blog]] and I need abortion advice==
[[File:Randi Harper Punk Whore.jpg|thumb|right|Note the collar]]
[[Image:Sektieblackdong.jpg|thumb|right|<@Curiouscat> I can see her areolas]]
While in [[Atlanta]], Randi was able to secure a spot in the soft, BDSM-loving heart of the EFNET goon calib0rx. As you can see, he wants her to be something with a collar on. Some sort of a pig-beast? We're not sure, you be the judge.

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{{frame|{{SMoat|Ok, I WILL regret sending this later.  I'm looking at the collar and cuffs...Fuck.  You want to know what I really think?  If you reply with yes, I'll tell you.<br />
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This has nothing to do with our relationship. This is about what I wanted you to be when  you put that collar on. I felt ashamed for so long.  Not anymore. If you want to hear this, cool, if not, well, 's ok :) Yes i've been up all night.  And I have no idea how you'll react to this. But I want not you, but i want you to want that collar, that reminder. To want to be pushed, with pain and emotion.So many things i never said because I was to ashamed.  No more. <br />
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In the books, Jonathan wasn't all there.  I would have been him until this week. Maybe you won't be offended by this.  Dunno if i could tell you some of the things sober, but we could do it on the phone.  I'll definately need a few drinks. Again, this isn't about you and i being together, the recent events, etc. I want to know the feeling of having complete and utter control over you. Sounds wierd hearing it from me eh?}}|border=lightgrey|background=beige}}</div>
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But that's not even the most funny part. The best part is that... '''<big>[http://archives.neohapsis.com/archives/fulldisclosure/2010-04/0413.html HE KNOCKED HER UP AND SHE HAD AN ABORTION]</big>'''

[[Image:plo-sektie3.jpg|thumb|[[Fearnor]] and Sektie discussing how to handle the abortion of their lobster child, presently in her womb]]
Randi decided to ignore the sage advice from [[Advice Dog]] and create a [[Livejournal]] account and ask abortionhelp for additional information on an abortion. Perfectly sound advice, right?

<b>"I run a fairly high-profile blog (non-lj), and I've had to keep all mentions of this out of it, because I'm worried about the attacks. [[Trolls]] know no limits, not even livejournal."</b>

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|I'm nearly 15 weeks pregnant, and I've been trying to get an abortion since I knew, 7 weeks ago. I realize that's a bit late to be finding out that I'm pregnant, but my period is always a bit questionable, and I just didn't think I could be pregnant.|Its easy to confuse morning sickness with methamphetamine induced vomiting
|There haven't been any 'accidents'. The condom never broke, as far as we could tell, and he checked.|[[Fuckin_Magnets|Condoms, how do they work?]]
|The other place made me feel like I was doing something wrong - like I was a low-life slut making bad decisions.|[[Fact]]}}}}</div>
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[http://abortionhelp.livejournal.com/24287.html Click here for the full story]

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===Mother of the Year===
[[File:Randi Harper Motorcycle.jpg|thumb|right|This seems perfectly safe.]]
[[File:Randi Harper Motorcycle Accident.jpg|thumb|right|Or maybe not...]]
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{{frame|{{quote|Since I needed a place to live too, Google boy and I got a loft in the same building he used to live in. The loft is gorgeous. It's got 12' ceilings, all concrete and stainless steel, top floor, 1500sq ft. My bedroom is facing the city, and 3/4 of the wall is glass with sliding doors out to the balcony.|Sektie|textSize=1.18vw}}|font-weight: bold;|border=lightgrey|background=beige}}</div></center>
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Wow, she's sure doing a great job of ensuring the safety of her child! Sektie should write a book on [[1337]] parenting skillz. Fun fact, she has a third child who currently lives with her step-dad and ex-husband. Probably because CPS caught on about the meth habit. You can't spell [[Meth|METH]] WHORE without MOTHER!
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{{frame|{{quote|Nathan was over this past weekend. It was his first look at my new place. We had the windows open, and when we weren't looking he apparently amused himself by throwing socks and waffles (???) out the window at people. Good going, Nathan. You are so grounded.|Sektie|textSize=1.18vw}}|font-weight: bold;|border=lightgrey|background=beige}}</div>
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===Dr. Hamstuh===
While she was living in [[Atlanta]] and working for ISS, she agreed to have Dr. Hamstuh (an [[EFnet]] personality who is an [[IRL]] [[homeless]] [[crack]] addict, no joke) over at her place (probably for sex). Apparently, the rough streets of Atlanta are more tolerable than sharing a bed with Sektie because he left in the middle of the night without a word to her. He emptied her fridge of [[beer]] and [[pizza]] on his way out.

==Everyone who dislikes her is girlvinyl==
[[Image:Sherrodvsgammara0of.jpg|thumb|Here [[You]] are, ruining [[Gamera]].]]
[[File:RandiWanted.jpg|thumb|right|Be on the lookout.]]
If you ever disagree with Sektie you're either [[Girlvinyl]], just [[Killhamster|another Girlvinyl]], or just another Girlvinyl [[fanboi]]. She has [[Timecube|IRREFUTABLE PROOF]] and she will [[James Randi|pay ten thousand dollars to anyone who disagrees and can prove they are not Girlvinyl]]. She has such a [[fat|nice personality]] that [[noone]] could possibly like her because of her meth obsession, her [[Asperger's syndrome|know-it-all demeanor]] or her acting like a stupid [[cunt]]. Quotes like this:


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... or this:


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are common sightings around Sektie. This is because Sektie is so whacked out on meth that she has begun to see tiny blue Girlvinyls everywhere.}}|border=lightgrey|background=beige}}</center>

==[[GamerGate]] Blocklist==
Having the tech skills of a [[retarded]], 4 year old blind kid, it would only seem natural that Randi would try to code a blocklist for IGDA's website so that they don't have to listen customers of the people they hope to be the union of when they complain that their employees are trading [[sex]] for good game reviews (thankfully, few people are actually dumb enough to join IGDA). The blocklist is horribly coded, so it is no surprise that it would include journalists, game devs that IGDA represents, '''one of the chairmen of IGDA''' and the father of fried chicken, [[KFC]]. All of whom "The International Game Developer Association" thereby implicitly called a bunch of rapists and leading a number of them to quit IGDA.

Yes, the tools using this tool are not able to see what chickeny goodness the colonel is bringing. All because a lot of lonely and fat gamergate nerds are following KFC. Or maybe it is because actual [[niggers]] are amongst gamergate. Nobody knows.

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<center>'''{{colortext|#FF6600|Yes, this is the actual code}}'''</center></div>
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File:Anonnews says stfu to randi.png|[[This looks shopped]]
File:Blocklist KFC Zelda.png
Image:thats_not_rape_you_dumb_cunt.jpg| GRAPPPPPPPPEEEE
Image:randi_attacking_other_female_devs.jpg|When Gamergate is to slow to attack women, Randi will moonlight for them
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Image:randi_doxxing_users_on_freebsd_mailing_list.png
Image:blizzard_randi_custerfuck_nov_2014.png|Blizzard Supporting blacklisting (lol wut is law)
Image:it_was_randi...I_mean_the_jewsd.png
File:Randi Harper - Dont Follow People You Disagree With.png
File:Randi Harper - Siloraptor Belongs On The List.jpg
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File:It Was All Randi Harper.jpg
File:Randi Harper 1400 Dollars.png|Actual privilege.
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The member of IGDA who added that list to their site would later try to claim that it was only a third-party tool and that they had nothing to do with it beyond posting a link to it. However, a quick look at the twitters of everyone involved soon proved that this was not true and members of IGDA took an active part in creating it.<br />
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After the [[everyone|patriarchy]] turned down her autoblocking script ([[fail|because it was coded in peanut butter and used comdoms]]), she quickly turned to [[ferguson]] for [[gotis|attention]]. Somewhere between taking it in the ass from a [[BadDragon|jumbo Bad Dragon horse cock]], and doing cocaine off of [[Anita_Sarkeesian|Anita Sarkeesian]]'s [[Vagina|snatch]], she got the [[retarded|bright]] idea to port the blocklist to [[Ferguson]], and attempt to tie Gamergate supports to it. Of course since she has no coding skills the porting went as well as the [[Dark Souls]] port, meaning that someone else needs to come fix it. 

<big>'''In response to the criticism IGDA deleted their "Contact" page.'''</big>
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===Randi bullies a fellow SJW===
Because someone else briefly stole the spotlight from the blue-haired meth addict, Randi got quite upset and started her usual tactics of bullying innocent women, as other women are not allowed to share any of her victim status. 
Claire Schumann did the unspeakable act of trying to talk to the opposition instead of just yelling at them in a meth-fueled rant, so Randi wasted no time from her busy life of playing World of Warcraft to [[misogyny|attack a woman.]]
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You can read about [http://theralphretort.com/blocklist-blockhead-randi-harper-bullies-ally-off-twitter/ the harassment here]
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==Randi Harper Fans==
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Seeing as FreeBSDGirl is very popular, her many fans have decided to create art in her honor.

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File:Randi Harper Omnomnom.png|She likes more than just dick cheese
Image:Shitbag_randi_harper.jpg|[[Fat Girl Angle Shot|That MySpace angle lol]], we all know you're 390lb's.
Image:SektieAfterdeath.png|[[Afterdeath]] meets [[Sektie]].
Image:Sektie-cock.jpg|LOL, DONG? - User:TiCL
Image:randi_and_the_welfare_office.jpg|Free $1,400? Fuck that, give me 5 grand!
Image:randi_trying_to_dox.png|This isnt even... god damnit
Image:frat_rape.jpg|Asshole tested, Randi approved
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Quotes from devoted freebsdgirl enthusiasts.
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|What happens when you combine fat, programming, drama, abortions, and the inability to learn from past mistakes? This article subject from 2006 is back after the GNAA hacked her email and exposed this POPULAR BLOG OWNER as a second trimester abortion haver. Lol, internet.|Dramatic Times, April 2010
|<weev> http://archives.neohapsis.com/archives/fulldisclosure/2010-04/0413.html<br />
<&Sheneequa> as a psychiatrist irl<br />
<&Sheneequa> recovery seems unlikely|
|<&Sheneequa> this is like<br />
<&Sheneequa> the third time weev has wrecked randi harper<br />
<&Sheneequa> why does she not learn<br />
<&Sheneequa> is it so hard<br />
<&Sheneequa> to learn to not be a worthless pig creature|
|<weev> it is probably p tough to learn to be something which is inherently against your nature<br />
<weev> it would be like me becoming a surgeon<br />
<weev> my soul is geared to destroy|
|<&Sheneequa> lol<br />
<&Sheneequa> abortion at 15 weeks pregnant<br />
<@mikejonez> yeah wtf<br />
<&Sheneequa> fucking 3.5 months of no periods<br />
<&Sheneequa> OH I MIGHT BE PREGNANT<br />
<&Sheneequa> nah, I must be too skinny for periods<br />
<@mikejonez> must be all that meth<br />
<@mikejonez> interfering with the decision process|}}}}
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==Views On Feminism and sexy games==
[[Image:Rumble Randi Harper.jpg|300px|thumb|Rumble Randi]]
<div style="float:left; width:35%; margin-right:3%;"><pre>Women have contributions to computing? Heh, just kidding. ;)
Apparently, females have a hard time of things at work. I don’t often bitch about being a female in IT. I don’t act like I’ve got it harder because I’m the proud owner of two lovely XX chromosomes. That doesn’t mean I don’t notice situations in the workplace where it would be easier if I was a guy - far from it. One thing I’ve remarked on is the difference in perception of a new employee based on the gender. If a male walks into a new computer job, he’s assumed competent unless proven otherwise. With a female, it’s the other way around.
It’s not like I don’t disagree with the females running that site. I’ve got to wonder though, do they really help anything? My generation of 20-somethings has grown up being told that females are equal to men. We have special student loans, we get better car insurance rates, and we even live longer on average. I’m not blind nor an idealist; I know there’s still problems.
If you keep repeating a message over and over again, it starts to lose its meaning. The feminist movement used to mean something. People used to take it seriously. Females used to take it seriously. Now, we’ve even turned on ourselves. Either we sneer at feminism, saying it’s for hairy muff-licking bull-dykes, or we go entirely overboard with it and furiously berate any man that dares to open a door for us. The meaning behind the word feminist was lost in translation sometime between the 60’s and now.
I don’t have the answer, why are you looking at me? I just like stating the obvious.
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*[https://web.archive.org/web/20050608025923/http://freebsdgirl.com/ Source]<br /><br />
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As I think I mentioned in a previous post, I recently picked up a xbox360. I bought a few games, including two "hey look at those boobies" games: Rumble Roses XX and Dead or Alive Xtreme 2. The type of games they are is fairly evident just from their packaging.
DoAX2 defies gravity and physics. RRXX lets me kick girls in the head. Oh, yeah. I'm all about these games.

My beef with them is that the game play is highly affected by how the girls feel about each other. You have to build up relationships and make sure you're friends with someone before you can partner with them, and if you aren't BFF with your partner, then your game will be lacking.

What the fuck.

You know, I don't remember having to build up relationships before kicking some ass in Street Fighter or Mortal Kombat. These games are 100% female, yes - but they are clearly designed (bouncing boobies!) with a male player in mind. What male player in his right mind is going to want to bother building up a relationship with some chick just so they can play volleyball together? The hell? All pretense of realism was completely thrown out the window in DoAX2 - if you don't believe me, watch the trailer. It's like boobs in space. Gravity does not exist. If you're going to ignore physics, then why bother observing the belief that women have to be friends to work well together?

I don't want to be friends. I just want to see your boobs defy nature as I kick you in the head, or lob a volleyball at you. Gaming industry, please stop bringing this women are from venus shit to the table. My life is complicated enough. Now some chick in DoAX2 is pissed at me and won't be my partner anymore because I bought her some suntan lotion. You have to buy gifts for your friends and they have to like the gifts, or they get all snarky and drop you like a hot potato. This is a bunch of bullshit.
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*[https://web.archive.org/web/20070808192148/http://freebsdgirl.com/2007/05/this_is_a_bunch_of_bullshit.html Source]
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==Animal Cruelty==
Because Randi doesn't give a fuck about anybody else, even her dog, she likes to dye her dog. Something that is [http://www.cesarsway.com/dog-care/dog-grooming/Dyeing-Your-Dogs-Hair-Is-a-Bad-Idea potentially dangerous for the animal], you sick fuck, Randi. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? <br />
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[[File:Randi Harper Blue Dog 1.png|300px]]&nbsp;[[File:Randi Harper Blue Dog 2.png|300px]]<br />
'''If you find what is pictured above abuse, please contact Oakland Police Department at 510.777.3333'''
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==Gallery==
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File:Randi Harper Sucking Finger.jpg|Maybe if you took that finger out and took the dick there instead, you wouldn't have ugly children
File:Randi Harper Neck.jpg|Cheapest collar you can find
File:Randi Harper Lipgloss 3.jpg|Yep. Completely flat-chested.
File:Randi Harper Curly.jpg|HOLY SHIT, notice that facial hair.
File:Randi Harper 8==D.jpg|A love-letter to her e-boyfriend.
File:Randi Harper Animal Cruelty.jpg|Two animals inside a small cage. Randi is pro animal abuse.
File:Randi Harper Clean Your Bed.jpg|Clean your fucking bed, you lazy slob. 
File:Randi Harper Dat Hair.jpg
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File:Randi Harper Drunk.jpg
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File:Randi Harper Emo Goth Whore.jpg
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File:Randi Harper Erotic Despair.jpg
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File:Randi Harper Hard Core.jpg
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File:Randi Harper Purple Hair.jpg
File:Randi Harper Ready For Cum.jpg
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File:Randi Harper WoW Chars.jpg
File:Randi Harper WTF Hair.jpg
File:Randi Harper Business Woman.jpg
File:Randi Harper Fucking Ugly.jpg
File:Randi Harper Hair Band.jpg
File:Randi Harper IRL.jpg|How she looks without Photoshop. Why do I suddenly get the urge for some bacon?
File:Randi Harper Moar Horns.jpg
File:Randi Harper Pink Hair.jpg
File:Randi Harper Rainbow Hair.jpg
File:RandiFatAngle.jpg 
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File:Randi Harper Jelly Fatty.jpg
File:Newggshit6.jpg|"Don't show me ugly boobs"
File:Newggshit7.jpg|She's a [[Justin Beiber]] 
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File:Randi Harper Is A Minority.jpg|Yep, white cis women sure are a minority by being the largest group.
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==See More==
[[File:Randi Harper Or Willow.png|thumb|right|400px|Our sources say that Randi is the one with the pink hair, but we really can't tell.]]
* [[Fat Girl Angle Shot]]
* [[BSD]]
* [[Brianna Wu]]

===Accounts===
*{{twitter|freebsdgirl|Her current Twitter}}
*{{twitter|randi_ebooks|Twitter Bot}}
*{{dauser|sektie|Sektie's DevianTART}}
*{{myspace|sektie|Sektie's MySpace}}
*{{fb|freebsdgirl|FB account}}
*{{fb|silby|Her BFFB}}
*[http://www.okcupid.com/profile/freebsdgirl?cf=profile Her pathetic as shit okcupid profile]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20141001180909/http://freebsdgirl.com/ Sektie's Journal (Archive)]

===External Links===
*[https://archive.today/wvgyW Randi bawwing over the ED article]
*[https://archive.today/HYxGz Part 2]
*[http://who.is/whois/http://randi.io Looking for dox?]
*[http://twit.cachefly.net/video/floss/floss0118/floss0118_h264b_640x368_256.mp4 FLOSS Weekly Chat]
*[http://thecitizen.com/archive/main/archive-041201/in-10_public.html Failed to appear in court] [https://archive.today/PvNq9 Back-up]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20041207163204/http://freebsdgirl.com/blog-view.php?id=410 She goes to jail]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20041209065000/http://amazon.com/gp/registry/1ZYDQA02MP0YA Her Amazon Wish List]
*[http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/technology/2012/08/brogrammers_wanted_kixeye_s_hiring_strategy_caters_to_male_fantasies_.html Her employer is sexist]
*[http://www.twitlonger.com/show/jh72ja and sexist]
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