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[[File:BFDI_Logo.png|thumb|right|Battle for nothing, the island is only seen in the first and last episodes and is never mentioned in filler episodes which is half of the show... Somehow this shit passes as a fucking logo.]]
[[File:56 views. Why?.jpg|thumb|right|Believe it or not, this piece of shit somehow managed to grab the attention of at least [[Retards|55 million people.]]]]
'''Battle for Dream Island''' (a.k.a BFDI) is a shitty Flash web series on [[YouTube]] that rips off [[Total Drama|Total Drama Island]] created in 2010 by two bored [[pedophile]] [[Azn|rice niggers]] ([[Nerd|Cary and Michael]] a.k.a the Huang Twins/HTwins) in their free time. The plot for this show is almost nonexistent and makes no sense, it's about inanimate objects with limbs fighting for a luxury island. The show is known for having terrible voice acting, recycled assets, royalty free music, boring backgrounds and spawning the steaming pile of shit that are [[Autism|object shows]].

So far, the show has had 4 seasons. The first season is the main one which introduces us to the almost nonexistent plot for the first 2 episodes and then the rest is all random characters moving around in lifeless backgrounds, The second season was going to be a revival of the show continuing from where the first season ended. This one actually had a less shitty plot compared to the first one but then the creators decided to end it and make IDFB and BFB, the 2 other seasons of the show which compared to the first two have [[Lazy|no effort put into them]] and are just filler to keep the 9 year old fans mouths shut and satisfied, Keep in mind that it took them 5 years to come up with these.

As shown on Cary's channel and Michael's website, the Huang twins are capable of making interesting and well-made technology related content however [[Lazy|they'd rather shit out 10 minute BFDI episodes instead]].

===Staff and Cast===
*Cary Huang - The creator of the show. Unlike the other staff members, he's the most respecable given that he codes realtively decent AI capabilities.
*Michael Huang - Co creator somewhat intrigued by the lewd content made by the fans. Quit animating and writing for the show after BFB 8 to pursue a YouTube career.
*Satomi Hinatsu - Egotistical bitch that took over running the show after BFB 8. She is extremely lazy and expects fams to pay for updates as she loafs leaving everyone (including those who pay) in the dust.
*[[SuperScratchkat|Caedmon Johnson]] - Former animator for the show that made the show look like shit. [[Pedophile|Also sexually harassed a 15 year old girl.]]
*Kenzie Bryant - Whatever.
*[[Tantusar]] - Voice actor for Tree who runs the shitty Discord server.

==="Characters"===
Here are the [[shitty]] characters that appear in the series.
==Standards==
*'''Firey''' - Idiot of the show. [[Shit no one cares about|Surprisingly won.]] [[Transgender|Also has a whiny squeaky sounding voice.]]
*'''Leafy(IsHere)''' - A bitch who wants to win the island, but lost the battle over a flame.
*'''Bubble''' - The show's [[South Park|punching bag]]. Lots of [[Homosexuality|lesbians]] love this character even though [[Fact|she was never a good character to begin with]] and even after [[Lulz|she fell off]] all because she was their [[Kawaii|cute]] [[Mai Waifu|crush]].
*'''Woody''' - A scaredy dick. Used to be hated in all seasons except for the effortless BFB. HTwins probably got butthurt over no one liking him, so they made him dab to attract 9-year-olds to like him.
*'''Teardrop''' - A random character that doesn't know how to speak.
*'''Spongey''' - A fat SpongeBob ripoff.
*'''Yellow face''' - One of the filler characters.
*'''Puffball''' - The only good BFDI character.
*'''Needle(Needy)''' - One of the idiotic characters that get angry over being called "Needy".
*'''Four''' - Technically just 4 from Numberjacks but with limbs. Is a host in BFB and is a recycled character from a HTwins video from 2008.
*'''Ice Cube''' - A character who seeks [[Butthurt|revenge]] on people who hurt her. And like Bubble, she dies all the fucking time.

== The four "[[Homosexuality|friends]]" ==
*'''Snowball''' - Short tempered gay [[Transgender|tranny dick]] and a [[Sick fuck|sick fuck]]. [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|Hates Golf Ball, Bubble, Ice Cube, and armless contestants. Narcissistic.]]
*'''Blocky''' - Just like Snowball, he's a trans gay [[Sick fuck|sick fuck]]. Only difference is he's a prankster.
*'''Eraser''' - Another gay tranny. He can range from sane to just like the two aforementioned [[Sick fuck|sick fucks]].
*'''Pen([[Cock|is]])''' - The only [[Nice Guys|nice]] gay tranny boy.

== The Community ==
[[File:GTX1080kid.jpg|thumb|right|What the average objectcuck looks like]]
[[File:The_Twins_Themselves.jpg|thumb|right|The creators themselves, harro eye ahm frahm chynah!]]
Surprisingly, this show actually has an active fanbase and it's as bad as you'd expect. Objectcucks are easy to spot as they usually have long-ass names, have BFDI style characters as their avatar and complain about everything.

===Object Shows===
As you might already know Battle For Dream Island spawned the autism known as an object show. Some notable object shows are:
*<b>[[Inanimate Insanity]]</b> - A show that surprisingly has more effort put into it than the atrocity that is Battle for Dream Island. It was absolute dogshit until the second season, which is less shittier than the first. Ironically, this show is [[Truth|better than the show it was inspired by]].
*<b>BFDIA/IDFB/BFB/TPOT</b> - The other 4 seasons of BFDI that have less effort put into them than the first one and are just filler so the fans of the original show could shut the fuck up about the lack of episodes. ''(Note: It took them 5 damn years to make these)''
*<b>Challenge to Win</b> - Like the title suggests it's another show that has the same old boring "Challenge for Prize" plot and same blandness as BFDI. The first episodes of this one were animated using [[Scratch]], a shitty website objectcucks seem to love.
*<b>The Optical and The Illusions</b> - The first Object show to be [[Edgy|hardcore as fuck and curse]]. The animation (if you can even call it that) is awful.
*<b>Shape World</b> - Probably the worst object show in existence. The "plot" is the same as BFDI, It uses BFDI's assets, It's recorded with a fucking potato, The characters are literal shapes, It's made in powerpoint and the voices are all the same.
*<b>Object Overload</b> - Another generic object show. The creator eventually got tired of it and stopped making episodes.
*<b>Object Terror</b> - An object show that started out normal, but got a reboot that started out like its first version, but became edgier after that and got another reboot, and also the creator made it to hardcore because of the name because it turns out has has [[Aspie Asperger's]].
*<b>Next Top Thingy</b> - NTT was a short lived object show with the same overused "Challenge for prize" plot that has been done so many times that it's actually hard to count the amount of object shows with the same plot. This show was basically what you'd get if you put [[Hell|the deviantart side of the object community]] and animated it. It was cancelled after the 2nd episode for unknown reasons.
*<b>Excellent Entities</b> - You thought II and OS87 was the best? Nope! This is the fucking [[lulziest]] object show ever. No fucking doubt.
*<b>Object Show 87</b> - An accurate parody of object shows using the most overdone Object Show Cliches.
*<b>Battle For Space Palace</b> - BFDI but users play as the contestants. The characters didn't even speak until episode 17 and the creator is too lazy to make the last episode.
*<b>Book from BFDI</b> - A "spin-off" made by some 15 year old Objectcuck who's name is "ISBSP" (International Sucking Ball Sacks Palace). This object show, like I.I and the BFDI saga, has a Italian "dub" produced by a sped.

===How to make your own object show===
*<b>Step 1: Coming up with the plot:</b> Don't. Literally no one watches these for the plot so don't even bother. But if you're that desperate for a plot just do what everyone else does, copy the original show's plot.
*<b>Step 2: Characters:</b> Take an image of a clipart object, put the shitty BFDI assets on it and give it a name that ends in "ey" (Ex: Dildoey). Don't forget to make it as unoriginal as possible by using as many cliches as you can.
*<b>Step 3: Animation:</b> Who gives a shit about animation just make slideshows in powerpoint, little kids will still watch it.
*<b>Step 4: Voices:</b> Buy the shittiest and cheapest microphone you can find, plug it into your computer, shove it into your mouth and start deepthroating it then record all that and put it in your shitty show. Don't forget to make your voice high pitched for the female characters and low pitched for the fatass characters.

===Object Show Cliches===
*Episode starts with unnecessary dialogue between 2 characters about an unrelated topic or question.
*First challenge is some characters fighting on a wooden beam.
*Quiet character or character that doesn't speak at all
*Character with no legs
*Character with no arms
*Character with no legs or arms
*Character is a JPEG image taken off Google Images
*[[Transgender|Female character with masculine voice or male character with squeaky voice]]
*Character that hates being called a name and says "Don't call me X" (eg: Don't call me nigger!)
*Useless and retarded character that does absolutely nothing
*Atrocious and ear murdering voice acting
*Show is about doing contests to win something
*Character that is either too nice or a complete douchebag
*[[Trap|Androgynous]] characters
*[[Mary Sue|The "nice guy" character]]
*Royalty Free Music (Mostly shit from incompetech because the BFDI fandom are all pussies who wont use copyrighted music)
*Character ripped straight out of a cartoon or videogame
*Character that isn't even an object and is just a [[Scrotum|ball with limbs and hair]]
*Internet users as characters. (ex. An "objectsona" of some crippled 12 year old on [[Twatter]])
*Character from a meme that will die very quick (ex. [[Ugandan Knuckles]])
*Characters has to be some sort of new made up gender by Tumblrfags (ex. [[Nonbinary]])


===Fanbase===
[[File:Objectfaggot_being_retarded.png|thumb|Note: Liy is a character in the show who is a lightswitch, therefore [[sick fuck|this fag wants to fuck a lightswitch]].]]
[[File:TypicalObjectcuck.png|thumb|How your average BFDI fan will react if you say something negative about BFDI. Where else have we seen those types of [[Vyond|threats]]?]]
[[File:Objectfags_On_Swearing.png|thumb|Thou shalt not swear]]
[[File:AnimationEpic_Waaahh.png|thumb|Creator of Inanimate Insanity regrets making his show an "object show"]]
Believe it or not this series has a fanbase, a severely autistic fanbase as it seems and it consists mainly of [[13_year_old_boys|12 year old boys]] who use [[GoAnimate]], have an [[What|unhealthy obsession with logos]] from the 80s/90s and fantasize about having sexual [[Sick fuck|relationships with the characters in the show]] despite the fact that they think porn is the most disgusting thing ever. If you disrespect [[Lie|their opinions on the show being great]] they'll threaten to murder you and if you curse at them they'll give you warnings and eventually block you like aspergic fucking pussies ([[Irony|even though the show itself makes a middle finger joke in the first episode]]).
Objectcucks can be spotted on Twitter, Tumblr, GoAnimate, Youtube and DeviantART where they'll beg you to draw their fucking unoriginal and retarded OCs that literally anyone could make or tell you that you should watch object shows and [[No|become part of their "fandom"]]. The DeviantART, Twitter, and tumblr sides of the "fandom" aren't much different from other fandoms as they are attracted to drama in the same way flies are attracted to shit. These sides of the community are usually inhabited by aspergic [[pedophiles]], 10 year-old [[roleplayers]] and [[Greeny Phatom|greenyfags]].
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|<youtube>6xcfJ_E70M8</youtube><br /><center>'''Typical Objectcuck rant on Youtube'''</center>
|<youtube>f4Ch14N67FA</youtube><br /><center>'''[[Sick Fuck|Someone]] made models of the BFDI characters having sex in Roblox'''</center>
|<youtube>h8K4-lyD5_E</youtube><br /><center>'''[[GoAnimate|GoFags]] love object shows.'''</center>
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====Brainwashed Fucktards====
Since the Object Show Community is filled to the brim with 9 year old spergs with no lives, it would be impossible to cover it all. Here are the more notable people/groups.

*Tantusar - Retarded Leader of the objectfag discord server. Warns and bans people every 2 minutes for the most absurd reasons ever.
*SuperScratchkat - A fag that used to work on this [[Shit|"show"]] until leaving.
*CloudyEggs - A fucking depressed fucktard notable in the community who shits out unfunny content. Also will probably an hero in the future due to his autistic actions. Fell out of relevance as most of his current videos only get like around 80 views.
*BGGaming Deluxe - A notable [[pedophile]] [[Youtuber|Jewtuber]] that presents [[obvious]] information about BFB that is already well known. Also, he makes [[fucktarded]] [[BFDI]] [[shitposts]].
*[[Karinbyrne]] - A member of the BFDI community
*[[13 year old boys]]
*[[Batshit Insane]] - Common.
*[[Asperger's Syndrome|Spergs]]
*[[Dying Alone]] - If you watch object shows you are likely to die alone
*[[Vyond|GoAnimaters]] - Objectcucks with no money that used GoAnimate to make their object shows and [[Lie|quality]] grounded videos until its rebranding in May 2018
*[[Logo Kids|Logo Editors]] - People who worship Klasky Csupo and make a fuckload of effect videos out of it. Also, they make Shuric Scan YTMPVs that [[Lie|they didn't steal the .veg for and spent all their hard work on.]] You'll see most of these people have effortless OC's on their profile pictures which are just random images with BFDI limbs and faces slapped on them.
*MollyBee - The [[pedophile]] Object Show's community's archenemesis. Constantly goes on Discord Servers of the OSC in order to rape them with [[child porn]]. Also, she treats her Discord Server like [[slaves]], and tries to rape/kill anyone who does not follow Molly's orders. Also got her hater in trouble for him telling her to pretend to be him.

====What Object Community raped====
*[[Cartoons]] in general.
*[[Baldi's Basics]] and it's community.
*[[Objectophilia|Inanimate Objects]] pretending it's one of the show's characters.
*The female object show fanartists got so obsessed with their "[[Transgender|boyfriends]]", they raped them!

===Fanart & OCs===
"Object fanart" is as effortless as everything else they make and usually consists of recycled assets from the original show put together in Photoshop, but nowadays due to BFB influence its more common to shittily manually draw the limbs, reducing the required effort to near zero. These atrocities can easily be found in the deepest corner of DeviantART and Twitter. Objectfags also make ''"original characters"'' sometimes, but honestly where the fuck is the original in "original character" when it comes to objectcucks, their characters are literally inanimate objects and anyone could make one. 
Some Objectcucks like to go ten steps even further in unoriginality and rip off characters/items from actual cartoons, anime or videogames, add BFDI assets to it and call them their [[No|"original character"]]. If you thought it couldn't get worse there are some other OCs that are literally just [[Scrotum|balls with hair]] and limbs. Objectfags also like to make shitty drawings quoting outdated pre-2014 memes...

Okay, so we've established that the BFDI fandom is filled with 10 year-old's who only have 3 pubes and piss out from one of them. We have also gathered the fact that they have absolutely no talent and they beg people on DeviantART to draw their shitty, unoriginal and most likely down syndrome infested OC's. It is most likely a possibility that some objectcucks are fans of other shows like [[Eddsworld]] but prefer a shitty animated webtoon over a slightly less shitty webtoon. We can also gather the fact that they they haven't surpassed the level of sonic the hedgehog fans, but they are pretty close to being more autistic.

[[File:ORIGINAL CHARACTER.png|200px|thumb|right|An example of a logofag's shitty furfag OC]]

===Logo Editing Subfandom===
If you thought the main part of the '''Battle for Dream Island''' fandom was strange and fucking retarded you might not have heard of the logofag sub-fandom within it. The '''Logo Obsessed Subfandom''' consists mostly of [[13_year_old_boys|fetuses]] who have a fetish for editing the living shit out of TV closing logos from an era in which [[Fact|they weren't even alive]]. Like the main part of the fandom they will also jerk off to [[Goanimate|anything GoFags make]] and will most likely beat the shit out of you and then shit out a century lasting grounded threat if you insult their precious logo-editing hobby, however the reason why this is/was referred to as "Post-2014 Subfandom" is because it originated in late 2014, it's slightly different from the main side of the fandom and unfortunately it continues to expand like cancer cells over time. 
This objectcuck side of this community can be easily spotted in social media as they're so fucking original that they all use [[Original character|recolored BFDI cube characters]] with [[Furry|cat ears and cat tails]] as their avatars, have "teh object thingy" in their name and worship their god [[Who|Kyoobur9000]], who spawned the entire logo editing genre in the early 2010s. Most of them also are obsessed with the steaming pile of shit that is [[Greeny Phatom]] and are part of shitty [[UTTP]] ripoff groups on YouTube and Jewgle+, so [[lulz]] might be had by trolling the shit outta them.

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File:BFDIAutism4.png|'''BIG DICKS'''
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[[File:Bfdifag.jpg|thumb|right|It is a proven fact that objectophiliacs are really attracted to the fanmade rule 34 of this show to the point where they jack their weiners off to it]]

===Modern Objectcucks===
Yep, these failed abortions still exist hanging out in the same places as they always were. Now watching shit like [[CloudyEggs|BFB Cursed]] and are now obsessed with a pile of shit known as [[Baldi's Basics]], making [[Greeny Phatom]] a thing of the past. Why couldn't H. Twins just leave their shit show dead forever?

== How to troll objectcucks ==
*<i>Make a rant on BFDI or its community</i>
*<i>Make fun of how their OCs are unoriginal</i>
*<i>Tell them their community is full of underage children</i>
*<i>[[Fact|Tell them object shows are shit]]</i>
*<i>Tell them BFDI is an effortless Total Drama ripoff</i>
*<i>Tell them there are better flash cartoons</i>
*<i>Call them objectcucks/objectfags/objectphiles</i>
*<i>Swear</i>
*<i>Show them any kind of porn or hentai</i>
*<i>Tell them the Huang twins are gay for eachother</i>
*<i>Tell them the characters in BFDI are bland, unoriginal and stupid</i>
*<i>Tell them 2005 Newgrounds flash cartoons have better animation than Object Shows</i>
*<i>Redirect them to this article</i>
*<i>Tell them that if they have an object show avatar their opinion doesn't matter</i>
*<i>Tell them that Puffball was the only good character in the show</i>
*<i>Tell them that almost all of the OSC is pedophilic</i>

==See Also==
*[[Objectphiles]] (not to be confused with [[pedophiles]] in the Object Show Community)
*[[Vyond]] - A shitty website objectcucks use on the daily basis
*[[BonziWORLD]] - Another shitty website objectcucks use on the daily basis
*[[DeviantART]] - YET another shitty website objectcucks use on the daily basis
*[[Flash]]
*[[AnimatedJames]]
*[[Overrated]] - Object shows in general.
*[[Fetish]]
*[[Greeny Phatom]] - Another show objectcucks are attracted to. Believe it or not this one has even less effort put into it than the 2 last seasons of BFDI.
*[[Total Drama]] - What BFDI ripped off
*[[Homestar Runner]] - What BFDI wishes it was
*[[Lock Legion]] - BFDI but before it was [[lie|cool]] and quite possibly [[truth|better]]
*[[The Annoying Orange]] - Another series catering to objectfags, minus any actual animation.

==External Links==
*{{yt|u|jacknjellify|jacknjellify}} - Creators of BFDI
*{{twitter|jacknjellify}}
*{{fb|battlefordreamisland}}
*[http://bfdi.tv/5b BFDIA 5b] The Official BFDI (flash) Game
*[https://www.battlefordreamisland.wikia.com The BFDI Wikia]
*[http://battlefordreamislandfanon.wikia.com/wiki/Battle_For_Dream_Island_Fanon_Wiki The BFDI Fanon Wikia]
*[https://www.tumblr.com/search/bfdi+nsfw Even if you're a satanist or atheist you'll need a bible after scrolling through these tags on Tumblr]

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