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[[File:Hipcrime's future.jpg|thumb|Hipcrime and friend visit New York City]]
[[File:Hipcrimep.jpg|thumb|Yes, it is exactly what it looks like]]
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*SSIGNING THIS IWTHI HM Y DICK [[User:Oliver Hart|Oliver Hart]] 16:36, 8 March 2014 (EST) 
*h --[[User:KrouseMD|KrouseMD]] 01:38, 19 June 2012 (EDT)
[[Dicks]] is the best topic [[User:Omegaism|Omegaism]] 23:59, 18 June 2012 (EDT)
*CUTIE MARK CRUSADER MODS ASSEMBLE!!!! [[User:Oddguy|Oddguy]] 17:08, 3 June 2012 (EDT)
**OMG THIS^ [[User:Meepsheep|<span style="color:#ff0000;font-size:25px;">♥</span>]][[User talk:Meepsheep|<span style="color:#960000;font-size:25px;">♥</span>]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|<span style="color:#590000;font-size:25px;">♥</span>]] [[File:Sweetiebellegif.gif]] 17:25, 3 June 2012 (EDT)
*Who's Hipcrime? [[User:XXNegroid07Xx|I&#39;m like L, I&#39;m addicted to sweets.]] 14:17, 3 June 2012 (EDT)
*If hipcrime were less sublime, he'd say, "Fuck your rhyme." [[Image:siggy.jpg|30px|[[User:VXsalesman]]]] [[User_talk:VXsalesman|<sup>you buying?</sup>]] 18:20, 22 June 2012 (EDT)
*lol dongs [[User:CuzICan|CuzICan]] 00:48, 14 May 2012 (EDT)
*The ultimate [[hipster]] who inspires us. <sup>[[User talk:Tyciol|Ty]]</sup>[[File:TyIcon.jpg|15px|me]]<sub>[[Special:Contributions/Tyciol|c]]</sub> 00:55, 16 April 2012 (EDT)
*[[Cock]]s. - [[User:Vinland|Vinland]] 15:53, 11 March 2012 (EDT)
*[[User:Sketch|Sketch]] 17:19, 16 January 2012 (CET)
*if I had a hipcrime watch, it would run on hiptime [[User:Meepsheep|<span style="color:#ff0000;font-size:25px;">♥</span>]][[User talk:Meepsheep|<span style="color:#960000;font-size:25px;">♥</span>]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|<span style="color:#590000;font-size:25px;">♥</span>]] 17:23, 16 January 2012 (CET)
*{{Like|[[User:Tasmania|Tasmania]]}} {{User:Tasmania/SIG}} 02:36, 30 January 2012 (CET)
*-''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]]
*If hipcrime '''were''' a fruit he'd be hiplime {{User:Oblique/sig}} 00:08, 17 January 2012 (CET)
* Out of all of you hipcrime is attracted to me the most. True story. [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] º [[User_talk:TylerRosenow|Ӕ talk]] º  <big>[[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]]</big> 01:01, 17 January 2012 (CET)
*We appreciate you :) --[[User:Zaiger|zaiger]] [[User_talk:Zaiger|(talk)]] 21:29, 18 January 2012 (CET)
*for teh lulz. - Fascist
*ily internet mom - [[File:PROFESSIONAL PARASPRITE.gif|link=User:Patroclus Rex|PROFESSIONAL PARASPRITE]] 00:51, 20 January 2012 (CET)
*If hipcrime were an obscure british rap genre, he'd be hipgrime.  [[User:Elvis|Elvis]] 01:13, 20 January 2012 (CET)
*If hipcrime didn't use chapstick, he'd be lipgrime. [[User:TylerRosenow|TylerRosenow]] º [[User_talk:TylerRosenow|Ӕ talk]] º  <big>[[Special:EmailUser/TylerRosenow|✉]]</big> 01:16, 20 January 2012 (CET)
*Wikipedoes exposed! Hipcrime prevails! [[User:SaveTheWhales|Save the whales! Adoph-in Hitler needs an army!]] 14:22, 31 December 2013 (EST)
*It ought to be: ''If Hipcrime [[wikipedia:Subjunctive_mood|were]]&hellip;'' --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 01:33, 20 January 2012 (CET)
[[Category:In Jokes]]
*So I herd you like Hipcrime.... [[User:DoNotWant|DoNotWant]] 22:41, 21 January 2012 (CET)
*I liek Hipcrime :D [[User:Legi0nsnoɯʎuou∀|Zer0lulz]]
*If hipcrime was a rhyme, he'd be a hiprhyme. [[User:Noble|Noble]] 00:13, 25 January 2012 (CET)
*[[File:Airplane-heart.jpg]] :3 [[User:VolkStroker|VolkStroker]]
*[[User:H0xnbl0w|<span style="color:#ff0000;font-size:25px;">☭</span>]][[User talk:H0xnbl0w|<span style="color:#960000;font-size:25px;">⚡</span>]][[Special:Contributions/H0xnbl0w|<span style="color:#590000;font-size:25px;">⚡</span>]]  01:03, 24 January 2012 (CET) also rip sketch lol
* [[Rape|<3]] hipcrime. [[User:Creative Username|◔]]ᴗ[[User_Talk:Creative Username|◔]] 00:09, 25 January 2012 (CET)
* We will train more spanish. [[Image:Littlemudkip.gif]]<small><span style="border: 1px solid blue; -moz-border-radius:10px">[[:User:Severus Snape|'''<span style="background-color:white; color:purple; -moz-border-radius-topleft:10px; -moz-border-radius-bottomleft:10px">&nbsp;&nbsp;Snape&nbsp;&nbsp;</span>''']][[:User talk:Severus Snape|<span style="background-color:white; color:red; -moz-border-radius-topleft:10px; -moz-border-radius-bottomleft:10px">&nbsp;&nbsp;talk&nbsp;&nbsp;</span>]][[Special:Contributions/Severus Snape|<span style="background-color:green; color:white; -moz-border-radius-bottomright:10px; -moz-border-radius-topright:10px">&nbsp;&nbsp;contribs&nbsp;&nbsp;</span>]]</span></small>[[Image:Littlemudkip.gif]] 03:22, 26 January 2012 (CET)
* If hipcrime was [[Americunt|US]] currency, he would be [[Welfare|hipdime]] --''RapeMan''[[File:RAPE.gif‎|link=user:RapeMan]] 19:22, 3 February 2012 (EST)
* Lets access hipcrime [[User:DocEvil|HITLER????]] 03:57, 23 February 2012 (EST)
* If hipcrime Is God And Like A Shity {{User:Evilea/sig}} 09:29, 25 February 2012 (EST)
* I liek hipcrime too {{User:OhSoSimple/sig}} 23:31, 15 May 2012 (EDT)

*If hipcrime didn't speak, he'd be a hipmime. [[File:460px-EquivampbySwiftpaw.jpg|40px]][[User:Equivamp|Equivamp]]<sup>[[User talk:Equivamp|talk]]</sup> 16:51, 2 March 2012 (EST)
*First friend on ED [[User:Sirkillsalot|Sirkillsalot]] 06:02, 5 March 2012 (EST)
*<strike>If hipcrime was a rapper, he'd be hiprhymes.</strike> FUCK SOMEONE ALREADY DID THAT. --[[File:Banhammer_small.png]][[User:E|<span style="color: yellow; text-shadow:0 0 0 transparent, 0px 1px 1px black; ">Edgeworth E. Euler</span>]] 01:22, 11 March 2012 (EST)
*If hipcrime was a fine steak, he'd be a hip-prime. --[[File:Banhammer_small.png]][[User:E|<span style="color: yellow; text-shadow:0 0 0 transparent, 0px 1px 1px black; ">Edgeworth E. Euler</span>]] 01:24, 11 March 2012 (EST)
*If hipcrime were a bell, he'd be a hipchime.--[[User:Shitfacedcockmasta|Shitfacedcockmasta]] 20:02, 14 March 2012 (EDT)
*If hipcrime went to German prison,  he'd be in Stammheim for his hipcrimes. [[User:Lorentz|Lorentz]] 04:21, 26 March 2012 (EDT)
*I thank your [[parents]] who have fucked a light into this dark, cold, cruel world. <video type="youtube" id="d2ijL2tljdI&autoplay=0&loop=0&start=36" height="25" width="30" position="left" frame="false" /> [[User_talk:DekoMan91|DekoMan91]] [[image:Dekoman_signature01.png|40px]] 13:19, 28 March 2012 (EDT)
[[File:hipmidget.jpg|right|thumb|Kinda liek this.]]
*If hipcrime were a [[midget]], he'd be a hipmidget. --<u>[[User:MilanorTSW|<span style="color:#282828;">Milænor</span>]]<span style="color:##282828;">T</span>[[User talk:MilanorTSW|<span style="color:#989898;">S</span>]]<span style="color:##282828;">W</span></u> 02:04, 29 March 2012 (EDT)
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*[[User:Little Pickle|█▄ █▄█ █▄ ▀█▄]] | [[User talk:Little Pickle|You're only a faggot when you deny it.]] 20:48, 30 March 2012 (EDT)
*Hipcrime be hipping [[User:Williamcll|This place is amazing]] 05:12, 7 April 2012 (EDT)
*It's would be a crime not to give time for Hipcrime. [[User:Rms|Rms]] 12:57, 3 June 2012 (EDT)Rms
*I [[h8|like]] you. :) [[User:TenSecondsFlat|TenSecondsFlat]] 17:25, 19 June 2012 (EDT)
*So the [[bulbagarden|bulbafags]] weren't that different from TOW in terms of stupidity... If hipcrime were Charlie Sheen, he would be hipwinning. '''—[[User:AlexTheRose|<span style="color:#AF0000;">Дlεχ</span>]][[User_talk:AlexTheRose|<span style="color:#0000AF;">Thε</span>]][[Special:Contributions/AlexTheRose|<span style="color:#00AF00;">Rσϛε</span>]]''' 17:56, 22 June 2012 (EDT)
*Yeah hipcrime is awsome, whoo.--[[User:Ostoneo69|Ostoneo69]] 19:17, 15 July 2012 (EDT)
*[[File:Mlphip.jpg|thumb|left]]  <span style="color:#f6358a;">S</span><span style="color:#ec2b80;">u</span><span style="color:#ff5db2;">k</span><span style="color:#ff8fe4;">i</span> 12:32, 18 July 2012 (EDT)
*Hipcrime and I had gay sex [[over 9000]] times and one time, he took my cum and pulled out a credit card and straw and snorted it in lines, then smiled at me and farted in my face, covering it with quite an amount of fecal matter and the dried cum of [[over 9000|many]] [[13 year old boy|young]], [[Whore|promiscuous]], [[faggot]] [[Nigger|black]] males. [[User:FredJuicynips|FredJuicy]] 23:29, 25 August 2012 (EDT)
*i dont give a shit about hipcrime but lol^ [[User:Gretchen|Gretchen]] 02:55, 16 March 2013 (EDT)
==The two worst stories ever told==
{{:User:Hipcrime/The Two Worst Stories Ever Told}}
*I love Hipcrime more than I love puppies, and kittens, and cookies, and hugs, and hardcore anal fisting. [[File:gandalfsignature.png|link=User:Gandalf]] 14:06, 30 July 2012 (EDT)
*Hipcrime is okay some of the time. [[User:Pageblanker|Pageblanker]] 15:15, 7 August 2012 (EDT)
*If Hipcrime were a disease, he'd be hiplyme.--[[User:CrackRabbit|CrackRabbit]] 20:37, 9 August 2012 (EDT)
*If Hipcrime vandalized OhI he'd be known as ripcrime. --[[File:Banhammer_small.png]][[User:E|<span style="color: yellow; text-shadow:0 0 0 transparent, 0px 1px 1px black; ">Edgeworth E. Euler</span>]] 12:34, 20 September 2012 (EDT)
*hai hipcrime -[[User:Rory|Rory]] 10:15, 21 September 2012 (EDT)
*If hipcrime were even more of an oldfag, he'd be crayolacrime. {{User:Andrés/sig}} 16:31, 26 October 2012 (EDT)
*If Hipcrime were a coin, he'd be Hipdime. [[User:SWfan|SWfan]] 19:15, 26 October 2012 (EDT)
*If hipcrime were a boat, he'd be shipcrime. {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay}}03:29, 3 November 2012 (EDT){{User:Mike/NotGay}}
*You sir win the coveted golden dildo award for best person on ED. [[User:Grindlord|Dildo Baggins]] 02:41, 15 November 2012 (EST)
*''.....and an angel visited AE-tan and told her, "You will give birth to an [[awesome]] [[dude]], and his name will be Hipcrime......'' - Book of Lulz, 1:23 [[User:DarkLordTR|DarkLordTR]] 03:21, 15 November 2012 (EST)DarkLordTR
* Keep up the diligent work. --[[User:Nujen|Nujen]] 07:39, 26 November 2012 (EST)
* If hipcrime were a game, he'd be bitcrime. --[[User:Zozmal|Zozmal]] 17:04, 29 November 2012 (EST)
*If hipcrime were to have a girlfriend, hed be called straightcrime -'''[[User:NKO|NKO]]''' [[File:CopperCab face.jpg|40px|link=User_talk:NKO|PLZ RÆP MAH FACE]] 19:52, 30 November 2012 (EST)
*if hipcrime were a gay bar, it'd be known as stripcrime -'''[[User:NKO|NKO]]''' [[File:CopperCab face.jpg|40px|link=User_talk:NKO|PLZ RÆP MAH FACE]] 19:56, 30 November 2012 (EST)
*If hipcrime were gay, he'd be hipcrime. --{{User:Yrt/}} 14:42, 17 February 2013 (EST)
*If they sold hipcrime dolls, I would put a fleshlight inside of mine. [[User:BakaRed|BakaRed]] 04:09, 22 February 2013 (EST)
* Bestest persun evar--[[User:Shoopdawoop6|UsmellLiekButt~Shoopdawoop6]] 16:29, 1 March 2013 (EST)
* <span style="border: 1px #888888 solid; font-size: smaller">[[User:BDSee|Bryan See]]</span> <sup style="border: 1px solid black;background:#E9E9E9">''[[User talk:BDSee|Reply]]'' · ''[[Special:Contributions/BDSee|Contributions]]''</sup> 06:10, 6 March 2013 (EST)
* signed - [[User:Disassemblyline|<strong><span style="color:black">d</span><span style="color:#444679">i</span><span style="color:black">s</span><span style="color:#444679">a</span><span style="color:black">s</span><span style="color:#444679">s</span><span style="color:black">e</span><span style="color:#444679">m</span><span style="color:black">b</span><span style="color:#444679">l</span><span style="color:black">y</span><span style="color:#444679">l</span><span style="color:black">i</span><span style="color:#444679">n</span><span style="color:black">e</span></strong>]] | <sub><sup>[[User_talk:Disassemblyline|<strong><span style="color:#444679">talk</span></strong>]]</sup></sub> | <sub><sup>[[Special:Contributions/Disassemblyline|<strong><span style="color:#444679">contribs</span></strong>]]</sup></sub> 15:54, 8 March 2013 (EST)
*hipcrime is better than you.  [[User:Raffingoutroud|ROR]] - [[User_talk:Raffingoutroud|Tark]] 00:56, 15 March 2013 (EDT)

*{{rainbow|hipcrime you're cute}} [[User:Puddles|Puddles]] 21:50, 6 May 2013 (EDT)
*if hipcrime were impersonated, they'd be a [[User:HipMisdemeanor|HipMisdemeanor]] 15:10, 22 May 2013 (EDT)
*[[User:Satanist|RED LORD THE SATAN LUCIFER]] 20:28, 7 June 2013 (EDT)

*Hipcrime: <s>is a beast</s> {{rainbow|you're an ignorant idiot}}.--[[User:Paul Atreides|Paul Atreides]] 19:20, 3 September 2013 (EDT)
*Hipcrime doesn't tell witty remarks. He tells quipcrimes. [[User:Danieltepeskraus|Danieltepeskraus]] <font color='red'>'''USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST'''</font> 01:06, 2 November 2013 (EDT)
*Hipcrime is best pony! : ) [[User:ChickenBoo|ChickenBoo]] 03:38, 28 November 2013 (EDT)
*If hipcrime was confectionery, he'd be Hipdaim.  --[[User:Nujen|Nujen]] 06:07, 29 November 2013 (EST)
*lol just 4 u 
[[File:Hipcrime_goes_to_ED.jpg|500px]]
[[User:Meepsheep|<span style="color:#ff0000;font-size:25px;">♥</span>]][[User talk:Meepsheep|<span style="color:#960000;font-size:25px;">♥</span>]][[Special:Contributions/Meepsheep|<span style="color:#590000;font-size:25px;">♥</span>]] [[File:Irina Transparent.png|50px]] 18:17, 29 December 2013 (EST)
*I had a fun strip time with Hipcrime. I lost my ED virginity to him <3 [[User:Awildbeast|Animal]] 21:19, 2 January 2014 (EST)
*Hipcrime is love, hipcrime is desu~ 

[[User:Cunt|Cunt]] 13:17, 24 March 2014 (EDT)
*Hipcrime is my fren on faecplace and IRL [[User:kasper|kasper]][[User talk:kasper|<span style="color:#960000;font-size:25px;">♥</span>]] 23:22, 13 June 2014 (CDT)

[[File:Owl Huh.jpg]] Who?&nbsp;&nbsp;<font face="Balloon">[[User:Sickpuppy|<span style="color:red">Sickpuppy</span>]]</font>&nbsp;<sup>[[File:Wolfpawprintalpha.png|18px|link=User_talk:Sickpuppy]]</sup> 15:53, 24 July 2014 (EDT)

*HOLY FUCKING SHIT I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU -[[File:SMWqbl.png|Faggot|link=User:A_Fucking_Box]] • [[File:SMWmsgbl.png|Orgy|link=User_talk:A_Fucking_Box]] • [[File:SMWstrbl.png|Shit|link=Special:Contributions/A_Fucking_Box]] • [[File:SMWnb.png|Send ur n00dz|link=Special:EmailUser]]  08:34, 2 June 2015 (EDT)

*Welcome back faggot! --[[User:TabbyGarf|TabbyGarf]] [ [[File:Lambdawiki.png|16px|link=User_talk:TabbyGarf]] [[User_talk:TabbyGarf|'''Talk Page''']] | [[Special:Contributions/TabbyGarf|'''Contributions''']] ] | '''<span class="plainlinks" style="white-space:nowrap;">[[File:Forumlambda.png|14px|link=https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/members/tabbygarf.438/]] [https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/members/tabbygarf.438/ Forums]'''</span> 11:47, 5 December 2020 (PST)

*This page is an ED national treasure. <span style="background:#000;padding:1px 2px;font-size:12px">[[User:.wil|<span style="color:#fc3">.wil</span>]] [[File:Gondola.gif|60px|link=User talk:.wil]]</span>  22:54, 29 April 2021 (EDT)

*Lemme get in on some of this rainbow <span style="background:yellow"><b>[[User:Loldongs|LOLDONGS]][[User_talk:Loldongs|<font color="#FF0000">★</font>]]</b></span> 10:09, 12 June 2021 (EDT)

*The pee peest of poo poopers [[User:Caku|HA HA PEE PEE POO POO]] ([[User talk:Caku|talk]]) 18:47, 13 June 2021 (EDT)

*Too you, Hipcrime, I say this..
:I know there is more of this that is left to be found; I promise to find what is lost, and bring this place to greatness. If I can't find a way to add it back myself (because, you know, archive and shit), then I will help you the best I can with what I can. Although the irc is lost, we can always think of something new, for we are ED, and we are the greatest. And you, hipcrime, are an extention of that greatness. Why wikipedia rejected you I have no Idea; but it was the worst thing they ever did as wikipedos. We all appreciate what you do for ED everyday. [[File:Spinning 666 Star.gif|60px]] [[User:Hellfire|Hellfire]] ([[User talk:Hellfire|Talk]]) 20:36 26 June 2021 (EDT)
 Poop [[User:Branman65|Branman65]] ([[User talk:Branman65|talk]]) 20:24, 8 July 2021 (EDT)branman65

*oh hell yes  [[File:Tails Holding An Emerald.png|40px]] [[User:Glitchedblood|Glitchedblood]]  18:56, 18 August 2021+
*absolutely based [[User:Kaizen|Kaizen]] ([[User talk:Kaizen|talk]]) 00:48, 12 September 2021 (EDT)
*Fuck yeah, this shit is based. [[User:CheeseMaster142|CheeseMaster142]] ([[User talk:CheeseMaster142|talk]]) 21:11, 21 September 2021 (EDT)
*FUKKEN SIGNED [[User:MisterRemover|MisterRemover]] ([[User talk:MisterRemover|talk]]) 13:55, 10 April 2022 (GMT+8)
*Very hip --[[User:Der Pig|Der Pig]] ([[User talk:Der Pig|talk]]) 01:25, 11 June 2022 (EDT)
*A hip among all men [[User:DJ-Trapzz420|DJ-Trapzz420]] 01:39, 7 July 2022 (EDT)
*Take all my kudos <3 [[User:Zvan|Zvan]] ([[User talk:Zvan|talk]]) 23:57, 20 July 2022 (EDT)
*Finkberg Approves. --[[Image:Star_of_David.gif|40px]] [[User:Moshe Finkberg|M.Finkberg]] [[Image:Star_of_David.gif|40px]] 04:15, 11 October 2022 (EDT)
*wsp [[User:Wiitard|wiitard]] [[User_talk:Wiitard|<small><font color=red>(USER HAS BEEN </font></small>]][[B&|<font color=red><small>B&</font></small>]][[User talk:Wiitard|<font color=red><small> FOR THIS POST)</font></small>]]
 21:03, 18 August 2023 (EDT)
* I just found this page via [[User:Disassemblyline]]. Thank you for fulfilling my requests to unprotect pages and for making me emailconfirmed! [[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 22:15, 11 December 2023 (EST)
* Thanks for rising the title limit on [[MediaWiki:Titleblacklist]]! -- Your Hipcrime Appreciation Squad --[[User:CurtainMan|CurtainMan]] ([[User talk:CurtainMan|talk]]) 16:00, 3 January 2024 (EST)
hello hipcrime [[User:Coelacanth|Coelacanth]] ([[User talk:Coelacanth|talk]]) 22:29, 4 February 2024 (EST)

== Because You Know That Ryu Hayabusa Would Hand Naruto His Ass ==

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[[User:The PolishPrince|The PolishPrince]] ([[User talk:The PolishPrince|talk]]) 17:08, 22 March 2023 (EDT)

Thanks for banning then unbanning me lul HellenicTrapstar [[File:InterventionRekt.png|60px|link=User talk:HellenicTrapstar]] 21:32, 28 August 2024 (UTC)

==See also==
*[[User:Pageblanker/hipcrime|"If hipcrime were a..."]]
*[[Gay]]
*[[tfo]]

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