View source for The Great /pol/ Social Justice Raid of 2013

[[Image:PrairieWigger.png|thumb|Well, at least her nose [[Jew|looks like a beak...]]]]

January 10th, 2013. For those [[Reddit|who]] [[JIDF|typically]] [[Teabaggers|browse]] [[Pol/|/pol/]], it was a night like any other night; bashing [[Jews]], bashing [[liberals]], bashing [[niggers]], and bashing everyone who isn't [[Ron Paul]]. After all, that's why /pol/ exists, to keep those faggots off of the other boards. 

Eventually, a [https://archive.fo/nl9em thread] was posted that managed to stop the white chimpout for longer than five minutes. /pol/ bitches about Tumblr all the time, but this was different: This was actually worth noting. A deathly silence fell upon /pol/, and for once, the words "JIDF" or "Reddit" were [[Holy shit|nowhere to be found.]] Something strange was brewing: /pol/ actually struck gold. 

Imagine everyone's surprise when something actually happens, when a category five shitstorm of drama was discovered. And from the churning, fecal waves of the shitstorm emerged a great spout of water, from a [[Goatse|blowhole]] so massive it threatened to swallow the /pol/iticians whole. From the abyss emerged a whale and lolcow so massive, so colossal, and so supersaturated in lulz, and so Lovecraftian, that the only thing that can manage to fell the great [[hambeast]] will be [[Kill yourself|its own hand]].

This is the story of '''SnowyOwlWhiteCotton''', perhaps the first great lolcow of 2013. And yes - '''[[Impossible|/pol/ actually did something epic for once.]]'''

==Thar She Blows==
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It all began when some faggot on /pol/ stumbled across a picture on [[Tumblr]] - yes, the board that hates Tumblr more than anyone else on [[4chan]] obviously goes there, too - of some Jewess [[Cosplay|pretending]] to be a [[Red Indian]]. Naturally, the [[Social_Justice|Social Justice Warriors]] on Tumblr, ignoring the indisputable, scientific, empirical fact that [[Jews]] are not [[white]], flew into a rage almost immediately. The anguished cries of "CHECK YOUR PRIVILEGE" blocked out the sun. [[Anonymous]] comments began flooding the Prairie Wigger's Tumblr well into the night. /pol/, bizarrely enough, slowly began to rage.

The OP claimed that she [[Transracial|was actually Native American]], drawing more rage from all corners of the Social Justice enclave. And lo, from the depths, emerged the great [https://web.archive.org/web/20130130210927/http://snowyowlwhitecotton.tumblr.com/ SnowyOwlWhiteCotton]. The screams of "[[Race Card|RACIST]]" and "[[Not racist|WHITE CIS BITCH]]" could be heard for miles. /pol/ fell silent, in awe of the sheer amount of blubber the creature contained. 

The hambeast in question, '''[[Spic|Rose Gutierrez Jimenez]]''', is obviously not Native American herself. If anything, she was probably mad that someone else stole her idea of pretending to be a Featherhead, therefore denying her the privilege of being a [[Special Snowflake Syndrome|special snowflake]]. Naturally, /pol/ smelled blood in the water, and once it was discovered just how much of a lolcow the unslain Titan had the potential to be, the raid began.

The irony in this is the fact that /pol/ was actually defending a Jew, but considering she's actually [[I'd hit it|kinda hot,]] we can only assume that they made an exception.

==BRB Suicide==

[[Image:NoPleaseDoIt.png|center|Who thought they had it in them?]]

Once the flood of concerned anonymous comments began informing SOWC of her [[Fat|weight problem]] and desperately advising her to [[Suicide|seek help for it]], the wannabe Squaw posted the above image, informing Tumblr that she was going to take their advice and end it all. /pol/ declared victory, and a new queen was crowned, ushering a new golden age of Zionist Occupied /pol/, complete with a chieftain's headdress. 

Unfortunately, the victory proved to be short-lived. As expected, the puta had only posted the suicide threat as a way of garnering sympathy, which, of course, resulted in nobody giving a fuck. Realizing her cry for attention fell upon deaf ears, she [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|deleted her Tumblr]], only to reopen again later. 

Proving what was already known, the first thing she did upon reopening her Tumblr was disabling anon comments and [[Asking for it|declaring victory]]. And of course, once /pol/ began making their own Tumblrs and continued the raid, [[Srsly|another suicide threat went up.]] If at first you don't succeed...

==STOP BEING SO RACIST YOU FUCKING WHITE CRACKER-ASS BITCH==

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|you are [[Fat|wonderful]], snowyowl! I love you. <3 To anons and other supporters of racists--fuck you. Trying to justify your racism is getting sad now. Cry your pathetic [[Not racist|white tears]] on my blog if you feel you need to. I like to collect them and then simply sprinkle them over my meals. Gives it nice, privileged flavor.| ''{{Tumblr|werewolvesandstarships}}'', [[White Knighting]] by describing what white [[cum|privilege]] tastes like.
|[[NO U|KILL YOURSELF]]| ''Tumblr'', without trigger warnings.
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==Gallery of Justice==
{{cg|Mad SJW's|FatSJW|center|<gallery>
Image:SnowyOwlWhitCotton.png|Note the [[Bestiality|"mother of Little Bear"]] bit.
Image:TumblrButthurtPrairieWigger.png|It's okay if she's white.
Image:TotallyNotASpic.png|Because "Rose Gutierrez Jimenez" is totally Native American.
Image:DONTCALLMEAUTISTIC.png|The song of the whale.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:PleaseDontBashAsspies.png|Well, [[Assburgers|that]] explains a lot.
Image:HunnotSavage.png|Actual Natives were not amused.
Image:JewessLoevPol.jpg|Oy vey!
</gallery>}}

==External Links==
*<s>SnowyOwlWhiteCotton - The fat bitch's Tumblr.</s> Tumblrsquatted or sold for backlinks. See captures at [https://web.archive.org/web/*/http://snowyowlwhitecotton.tumblr.com/ Archive.org]. Only the pre 2014 captures are her
*<s>{{Facebook|furose}} - Rose's Facebook, confirmed.</s> Gutted or sold for backlinks
*<s>[http://chanarchive.org/4chan/pol/66228/9074001#p9077276 Thread number one.]</s> {{archive|tUQmS}}
*<s>[http://chanarchive.org/4chan/pol/66239 Thread number two.]</s> {{archive|9uO0Z}}
*<s>[http://chanarchive.org/4chan/pol/66249/hamplanet-suicide Thread number three.]</s> {{archive|TyaMe}}

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