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[[Image:Diddy 3.jpg|thumb|Shhhhh...[[pedophile|Diddy's]] here.]]

[[Image:Diddy 2.jpg|thumb|[[Attention whoring]] faggot.]]

[[Image:Diddy 1.jpg|thumb|Diddy [[Rape|likes]] the fat bitches.]]

[[Image:Biggie-smalls.jpg|thumb|Can I make you sum [[Jew gold|monies]], massa?]]

[[Image:Diddy_4.jpg|thumb|Hard muthafucka]]

'''P Diddy''' (aka '''[[Weed|Puff Daddy]], [[Dildo|Diddy]], [[Fashion|Sean John]]''' and whatever else this [[nigger]] calls himself; '''''Powerword:''''' '''Sean Combs''') -  is an [[USI|obnoxious]] [[camwhoring]] gaynigger and [[Twitter]] addict who obtained success by secretly conspiring on killing former best friend and part-time [[Pokemon|Snorlax]] '''Bloatorious N.I.G.''' as a stepping stone to amassing gigantic bags of [[Jew gold]] for himself.  Unbeknownst to his big fat ego P Dildo's actually an [[unfunny]], untalented hack who is probably best known for using his dumb thug associates to push his horrible music, flammable clothing, rancid cologne, and general niggerty onto society. This is obviously done to get everyone to blindly line his pockets with [[Carl Sagan|billions and billions]] of [[monies]] and hopefully become as much of a [[faggot]] as his superior white masters. Whether it be the ridiculous products he pimps or his constant [[attention whoring]] on every [[social networking site]] in existence, one thing is certain: it would probably be in the best interest of humanity if he just stopped, be it him being retired or [[Death|dead]]. Few people know that P Diddy suffers from a disorder called AES (Anal Ejaculation Syndrome) in which, upon ejaculation, P Diddy spews diarrhea uncontrollably out of his penis and anus. Like any other dollar-raking rapping chimp he is a bitter, terrible, untalented, and useless person who constantly smells of shit.

==Uncle Tom==
Combs grew up in [[ghetto|some dump]] in the [[shit|glorious]] Bronx borough of [[NYC]]. Not content with living a life [[prison|fit for his kind]], Combs took advantage of [[Fail|white guilt]] over [[slavery|a fine institution in which the lazy work for a living]] and went to private school at the expense of the [[Taxes|taxpayers]]. With this proper education, Combs was able to attend [[college]], where he realized that what he loves to do, more than anything, is to [[whore|promote]] anything he can to turn a buck. It was at this time that Combs had an epiphany: that he could whore out shitty, watered-down [[ghetto]] music to blacks and [[white trash]] [[wiggers]], and effectively squeeze every last dollar out of those who never left the hood and weren't smart enough to realize [[rape|what he was doing]]. Diddy assumed that since he was black, he should be able to figure out what '''[[poor|real]]''' black people liked.

==All About The Benjamins==
With his new course in life set, Combs went to work at some shitty record company where he performed various acts of [[fail]].  In one such case, he over sold a Heavy D concert, which lead to [[Awesome|riots, deaths and lawsuits]]. In his haste to obtain [[loot]], Combs forgot how groups of Blacks act when they are not [[jail|under constant supervision]]. After he was fired from said shitty record company, Combs decided that he needed to be his own [[pimp|boss]]. So, he trolled around the ghettos of NYC, searching for any local "sensation" and signing them to contracts that were way too [[tl;dr]] for the average [[retard|black mind]]. Subsequently, [[noone]] realized that Combs stood to make a killing if any of these "artists" were to make it big. Combs went on to score a bunch of [[shit]] artists such as [[hooker|TLC]], [[slut|Mariah Carey]] and [[gay|Boyz II Men]] before finding his true cash cow (and cow-sized man), Biggie Smalls.

==Egomania > Dead Nigras==
After a couple of years of whoring around with Biggie, a true money-making opportunity arose and Combs chomped at the bit to get a piece of the action. Apparently, Biggie had stolen all of Tupac Shakur's [[chicken]]z and OE at a party. This triggered 2Pac's unfocused black person [[rage]] and prompted him to make all sorts of lulzy videos depicting Biggie and Puffy in their [[homosexual|natural state]]. While this made Biggie seethe with similar nigger rage, Combs, being an [[oxymoron|educated brotha]], saw this for the opportunity that it really was.  Instead of trying to subdue tension between these two [[retard]]s, Combs encouraged Biggie to make his own attack videos and thus bring the [[drama]] to a boiling point. Of course, this sent record sales through the roof and many bags of [[gold]] were acquired. However, Combs forgot to consider the true [[fanboi]] mentality of your [[dumb|average]] negro [[America]]n. This all culminated with both Biggie and 2Pac being [[pwned]] by some insane [[nigra]]s who [[Pretty cool guy|would not afraid of anything]]. But once again, while most people would have seen all this as a tragedy, Combs perceived not only the [[profit]] that could be made from this incident, but also a way to let him be in the kind of spotlight that his [[ego]] demanded. It was time for the [[facepalm|Puff Daddy]] rapping career to be born.

==Global Capitalization==
Ten years ago, Puff Daddy (as he was then known) had a [[lie|very successful]] rap career consisting of one or two songs that nobody remembers. If you're thinking, "No, I remember other songs like that one from the ''Godzilla'' movie or that other one that sounds like that Sting song," then what you probably remember is the music that he [[Theft|sampled]], looped and rapped over. As a matter of fact, Combs was notorious for sampling the music of others and paying ridiculous amounts of money when found out. This came as no shock to people who were [[Duh|starting to realize]] that "Puffy" was not the hard ass gangsta he portrayed himself to be. He started receiving a lot of criticism for being the Uncle Tom that he was. Combs, being the consummate business man, realized that he needed to sell himself as a tough guy if he was to keep bringing in the chicken. So he went out on a "[[bullshit|spree]]" of criminal behavior that would convince any [[Idiots|doubters]] of his "[[faggot|Bad Boy]]" image. Some of his [[fail|escapades]] included:

*Assaulting another record producer in a nightclub
*Accompanying some gun-toting black person into a NYC nightclub
*Assaulting a Detroit [[TV]] personality
*Driving without a license
*[[lol wut|Being sued for the name Diddy by some other Diddy in Britain]]

Despite all this "crazy" behavior, people generally still tend to think that Combs is a faggot pussy and that everything he touches is fail. Realizing this, Combs did what he always does: found the money. He now pimps all sorts of shit and passes himself off as a legitimate business man, leaving his "tough" image behind for a more "gentlemanly" one. Bravo, you fucking Jew.

==OMG Internets==
Combs has gone the way of other B-list and declining celebrities by embracing the internet in a desperate attempt to squeeze a few more pennies out of the pockets of any unsuspecting [[basement dwellers|internet users]]. He has set up accounts on pretty much every [[social networking]] platform out there and is constantly updating his [[twitter|tweets]], [[blogs]], [[YouTube]] vids, [[Facebook]] status, and whatever the fuck else he can do to keep [[fisting|forcibly ramming]] his name down the throats of those [[retard]]ed enough to look.

===Diddy Is A Racist===
In March 2009, a memo was sent out that caused much [[butthurt]] in the [[black]] community. Apparently, Diddy and some shit [[alcohol|Vodka]] company partnered up and were looking for [[whores|models]] to help pimp their drinks to wasted [[NORP|business men]] in [[faggot|swanky]] Manhattan bars. The only problem is that rich white people want nothing to do with [[Black chicks|negresses]]. Even though the memo reads "light-skinned Africans," blacks raged anyway.

<pre>
From: info@imperativemgt.com
Subject: Promo girls needed!!!
To:
Date: Tuesday, March 24, 2009, 9:49 PM

Ciroc Promotion

Ciroc promo is this Friday, March 27, 2009
Time: 3:00pm - 7:00pm and 12:00am - 3:00am

Requirements:

Race: White, Hispanic or light skinned African American
Height: At least 5&#8242;6 or taller
Size 7 or smaller.

This is a cash @ wrap job and the booking will be thru our partner. Please submit asap. Talent will only be contacted if the client is interested in booking you!!!

Compensation: $35.00 per hour

Imperative Talent Management
3500 Lenox Road, Suite 1500
Atlanta, GA 30326
info@imperativemgt.com
www.imperativemgt.com
404-419-2565 Office
404-419-2564 Office 
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<center>'''[http://www.blackvoices.com/boards/entertainment/entertainmnt/entertainment/pdiddy-only-light-skinned-women-allowed/263536/41 Some of the more lulzy responses from the black community]'''
{{frame|{{morphquote|sherry|background-color: gray; width: 600px; height: 300px;|font-weight: bold;|Its enough that the media depicts light-skinned women as the ideal for black women, but to have PDiddy do the same is ignorant on his part.  Don't go there by saying he does not have any say in what type of woman should be marketed to use in these commercials because he does.  He is in a position to not play into this bullshit.|Tar lady is butthurt|What makes him good?  He is a self-hating negro.  For him to have a dark-skinned mother, baby momma, and daughters, makes this nonsense inexcusable.  Notice, this memo did not specify what type of Hispanic women they wanted, but when it comes to black women, they specify .  This some bull|Diddy [[racist|hates himself]]|p.dilly  gets on my damn nerves with his German shepherd looking a**.  i don't buy any of his stuff period so i don't care what  kind of hos he has in those ads. its a piece of trash because he is in it period.|Clearly a NAS fan|I DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR HYPOCRITICAL BLACK NEGRO MALE AZZ IN NO MORE THREADS HAVING TO DO WITH BLACK PRINCESSES HAVING ON SCREEN ROMANCES WITH WHITE PRINCES.|[[ALL CAPS]]|Now you know Dorothy Dandridge, Josephine Baker, and Lena Horne were all down with whitemen back in the day too, it's like you saying only black women got the freedom to f*ck wit whitemen and black men can't do the same wit white women.

Nowadays you can hardly find a bw who don't wm, Kerry Washington, Joy Brant, Kim Wayans, Shar Jackson, Tatyana Ali, Zoe Kravitz, all have wm.|Jungle fever|Why are you defending those bw who date or were laid up with wm and gonna crucify Diddy for catching the same feelings then, just as I thought, the typical bw b*tchazzness, most of you bw think you own bm, you ain't no different from the wm.|[[lol wut|black women = white men]]}}|border=black|background=gray}}</center>

===Camwhore===


Cassie Ventura, one of Combs [[lie|up and coming]] stars, recently had her [[bullshit|computer hacked]], and some topless pics of her were leaked onto [[the internets]]. She was all too quick to respond with the following quote from [http://twitter.com/cassieventura her twitter]:
{{quote|It seems that someone has hacked into my computer...that's real foul and evil...Now stop acting like you haven't seen a titty before.}}
To the eye lacking discernment, she may seem [[butthurt|upset]], but when you consider that she can't sing worth a shit, sells no records, has already [[attention whore|shaved her head trying to get attention]] and is probably taking it [[in the ass]] from Puffy, it's clear that this was nothing more then a poorly veiled attempt by Combs to whore out this talentless slut, who he only keeps around for the [[pussy]].

[[Image:Cassie ventura reaction.jpg|frame|center|This pretty much sums it up.]]

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==Diddy on the JewTube==

<center>'''Here Is Just A Sampling Of His Camwhoring Faggotry'''<br />
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==Gallery==

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Image:Diddy 5.jpg|Thinking about rape.
Image:Diddy 6.jpg|[[Typical]] fan.
Image:Diddy 7.jpg|A critical analysis of Diddy's work.
File:TheDiddyForce.jpg| Teamwork makes the dream work.
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==See Also==
*[[Attention Whore]]
*[[Black]]
*[[Camwhore]]
*[[Failure]]
*[[Rap]]
*''[[Nigger Manual]]'' <-- Owners failed to consult it


==External Links==
*[http://www.diddy.com/ Diddy.com where you can get all your Diddy updates.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/BadBoyRecords YouTube channel where you can all you Diddy updates.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/pdiddy Youtube for the British since he got sued by some other faggot named Diddy.]
*[http://www.badboyonline.com/ Faggot record label]
*[http://www.myspace.com/diddy Diddyspace]
*[http://www.twitter.com/iamdiddy Tweet tweet]
*[http://twitter.com/diddyprayers Diddy Prayers wut]
*[http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/5332720.stm You stole my diddy.]
*[http://www.imeem.com/pdiddy imeem]
*[http://www.facebook.com/pdiddy Failbook]

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