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'''NO U''' is the ultimate trump to any debate or [[drama]] on the [[Internets]]. It originated on [[Something Awful]] [[at least 100 years ago]] and has been used ever since, though its roots originate in playground arguments. Perhaps the most appealing feature of "No U" is the fact that there is no defense against it and it requires no research whatsoever, but still manages to enrage other people. However, beware! [[Masturbation|Master debaters]] know that the only escape is to enter a never-ending cycle of "No U" until one of the debaters gets bored or angry and leaves. In this case, if you are the last person to leave, [[a winner is you]]! Congratulations. [[no|Hope it was worth it.]]


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==Example of delivery==
[[File:NO_U_cycle.gif|frame|thumb|How a [[typical|usual]] NO U cycle progresses.]]
[[Image:ShakespeareNoU.jpg|right|thumb|Proof that NO U is [[at least 100]] years old.]]

:'''''Prima:''' If you're just going to sit back and criticize the [[furry]] fandom without doing any research on the socio-political ramifications of the lifestyle or culture, then you're nothing more than a prejudiced, narrow-minded homophobe.''

:'''''Secunda:''' no u''

Secunda has successfully enraged Prima so much that they can no longer come up with a valid counterargument, thereby winning them the argument and the adulation of millions of women. Remember to only use this power for the betterment of society, or for [[lulz]].

==No u wars==
When dealing with more formidable opponents who are wise in the ways of lulz, you may come across someone with an iron resolve. To best these opponents, obviously, you must declare a no u war. The rules are as follows (for [[IRC]]; forum variants may exist):

# The procession of "no u"s must be as fast as possible, but must be only in response to other "no u"s.
# The last person to get a "no u" in before either they or their opponent are kicked by [[butthurt|angry]] ops wins.
# However, if the last "no u" made by you was made after your opponent was kicked (but you are not—yet), it is invalid.
# Multiple "no u battles" may be declared over the course of an extended no u war.
# There is no limit to the amount of factions in a no u war, but all factions must respond to each other individually.


<center>{{bigpic|No U war.png|700|200|An example of how to conduct a no u war. In this no u battle, "Blast" has won.}}</center>


[[Image:NO U.png|right|thumb|NO U may not be considered a valid real world legal defense, but as [[Phoenix Wright]], Ace Attorney displays, it is indeed a valid objection in [[Internet court]].]]

[[Image:Noyou.jpg|right|thumb|A perfect example of No U being pulled off by some person from [[YouTube|YouTube]] ]]

==Other [[List of ways to win at the internet|Internet-winning]] debate techniques==
* [[50 Hitler Post]]
* [[Big Dog|What's the matter? Too DEEP for you?]]
* [[cool story bro]]
* [[Gish Gallop]]
* [[GTFO]]
* [[Inane flame]]
* [[Occupatio]]
* [[tl;dr]]
* [[Your mom]]
* [[Your argument is invalid]]

==Gallery==
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Image:ChrisNO-U.jpg|[[Family Guy|No explanation needed here.]]
Image:GeraldFordNO_U.jpg
Image:NO U!.jpg|Sum NO U on [[JewTube]]s
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Image:YuSuzuki.jpg
Image:NO U Keyboard.jpg|[[I see what you did there]]
Image:Propernou.jpg
image:80sguynou.jpg|80s style.
Image:NoUParker.jpg|The ultimate in emo wit.
Image:Mad Matt.jpg|"No, U!" is [[Mr Saari|a common reaction]] of [[Finland|Finns]] faced with [[fact|facts and arguments]]; it's usually followed by [[headshot|shooting you in the face]].
Image:fryU.jpg
Image:nodaveU.jpg|HAL over 9000
Image:NOUORly.png
Image:Nousign.jpg
Image:No u crazyhands.jpg
Image:No u hands.jpg 
Image:No u camel.jpg|No u, camel!
Image:No u partybitches.jpg|No u, party bitches!
Image:Nou kattan.jpg
Image:NO U Spicer.JPG
Image:No u wedding.jpg|No u...@wedding
Image:Nou pig.jpg|No u, pig
Image:Nou rofl.jpg|No u, rofl
Image:NO U- Mario.jpg|Game over
Image:NOUbj.jpg|"I'M small?! NO U!".
Image:No u loooong.jpg|[[Verbose|No u is sometimes very long]].
Image:Noevery1.jpg
Image:Sign NO U.jpg
Image:Nou nakie.jpg|No u vjj
Image:NO U turn sign with head.JPG
Image:NAY THEE.JPG
Image:NOU.jpg
Image:No u water.JPG 
Image:NO U-KEN.JPG
Image:Colbert_says_"no_u".jpg
Image:No u reverse.jpg
Image:O U.jpg|The lesser known "O U"
Image:No u portal.jpg|NO U portal
Image:NAEU.jpg|[[Scottish]] NO U
File:Nou_breakdown.jpg|The breakdown.
Image:NOUWAS.jpg|[[WHEN I WAS|NO U WAS]]
Image:Nou dalai.JPG
Image:_____no u.png|NO U...[[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|doin it wrong?]]
Image:Riki-U.jpg|Even in [[Manga]], you can find NO U
Image:Elblaze nou.JPG|Even in [[Video games|vidya gaems]]!!
Image:Nein du.JPG|The [[Germany|German]] version of NO U
Image:NO U shoop da whoop.jpg
Image:GoofyTimenou.JPG|It's [[Goofy Time]]!  NO U!
Image:NO_U_thread1.jpg|NO U combo.
File:Winatlifenou.png|Vegeta NO U!!
Image:Nay Thou.JPG|[[At least 100 years ago|At least 100 years olde]]...
File:Bayeaux NO V.jpg|[[At least 100 years ago|At least 100 years olde]]...[[Electric Boogaloo]]
Image:NO_U_RECYCLE!!!.JPG|Recycling
Image:other Gary NO U!.jpg|[[Gary Oak|The mother fucker himself knows about NO U]]
Image:Drsteelyou.jpg‎|[[Dr. Steel]] says: 'NO U!' 
Image:NO TU.jpg|[[Mexican]] NO U
Image:Soulja fag.jpg
Image:Pau_Gasol.jpg|NO U Pau Gasol!
Image:Giraffe_nou.jpg
Image:No u bats.jpg
Image:Magic-NOU.jpg
Image:No u rick roll.png|NO U, [[Rick Roll|Rick Astley]]!
Image:NO-Udesu.jpg|[[DESU]]
Image:tomo no u.png
Image:no_sam.jpg
Image:Palpatine NO U.jpg
Image:no_u_xmas.jpg|XMAS HO U!
Image:NOU_becameMETAL.jpg
Image:Sergal_%2819%29-1-.jpg
Image:NO_U_FAILBOOK.png
Image:NEIN_DU1.jpg|German Edition
File:CopperCab NO U.jpg|[[CopperCab]]
Image:Steve_Jobs_Pointing.jpg
File: NoU.PNG
Image:Zelda - No You Listen.jpg|You Stupid Fucking Fairy
File:USship NO U.jpg|Typical American ship captain "NO U DIVERT YOUR COURSE"
File:FattygetsPWNED!.JPG
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== See also ==

* [[Hypocrisy]]
* [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tu_quoque Wikipedia on NO U]

== External links ==

{{4chanarchive|39524703|NO U}}


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