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[[File:KeshaChrist.png|thumb|Ke$ha, the Saviour of all [[gay]] [[Portuguese]] [[teenagers]].]]

'''''Part 1: [[Kesha]]'''''

Following [[Kesha|our beautiful]] [[Heroin|heroine's]] three month stay at [[Auschwitz|Timberline Knolls]], the wretched [[Creepypasta|fairytale]] continued as she decided to falsely accuse Prince Lukasz of [[raep]]ing her while she was under the evil spell of [[BBW|Ursula]] the [[Sandwich|sea witch]].

Yes, the bitch's drama got too long for a single page. Great job, Ke$ha!


== LOL & Order: Self-Victimization Unit ==

[[File:ImaSurvivwhore.jpg|thumb|IMA SURVIVAH LOL!]]
[[File:KeshaDateRape.jpg|thumb|An artistic rendering of the alleged drugging.]]
[[File:LukeDoubleTap.jpg|thumb|An artistic rendering of the alleged raping.]]
[[File:HA_HA_HA,_OH_WOW.jpg|thumb|The proper reaction to the allegations in Ke$ha's suit.]]
[[File:KeshaMunchkin.gif|thumb|The suit stopped just short of accusing Dr. Luke of forcing Ke$ha to make out with a [[midget]].]]
[[File:DirtyLiar.png|thumb|Ke$ha is a dirty liar.]]

On October 14, 2014, Ke$ha finally made her big [[Cum|comeback]] after a year-long hiatus – By filing a lawsuit against Dr. Luke in Los Angeles that contained numerous accusations against him that included [[GHB|drugs]], [[rape]], [[GHB|moar drugs]], [[Rape|moar rape]], "[[LOL WUT|violent arm flailing]]" and other assorted bullshit that you'd have to be a [[retard]] or [[Redundant|third-wave feminist]] to actually believe.

If you weren't already convinced that Ke$ha is a lying [[cow]], then chances are that you will be after reading the actual accusations that she ended up making against Dr. Luke – Several of which are such blatant lies that they'd make even an experienced liar such as [[Hillary Clinton]] cringe.


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|A far cry from a mentor, Dr. Luke displayed despicable conduct in front of MS. Sebert. Specifically, Dr. Luke would boast and brag to Ms. Sebert about how he liked to take girls out on a first date, get them as drunk as possible, and "fuck them in the ass."|Dr. Jew did [[Emma Sulkowicz]]

|When Dr. Luke's wife became pregnant, he demanded that she get an abortion, and tried to blackmail her into an abortion by not speaking to her for six months and threatening to leave her if she refused an abortion.|Dr. Luke is a fucking Disney villain

|Soon after moving to Los Angeles, Dr. Luke began to violently abuse the young Ms. Sebert, who was now uprooted from her hometown, isolated from her family and friends, and alone in Los Angeles. Dr. Luke continuously made sexual advances towards Ms. Sebert. He forced Ms. Sebert to take drugs and alcohol in order to take advantage of her sexually while she was intoxicated.|He "[[Doom|violently]]" abused her by calling her fat

|Ms. Sebert later found out that the "Dr." in the pseudonym "Dr. Luke" stemmed from Dr. Luke dealing drugs to entertainers during his ten-year tenure as a guitarist in the Saturday Night Live band.|Another proven lie

|On one occasion, Dr. Luke forced Ms. Sebert to snort an illicit drug before they were scheduled to take a flight. Once on the plane, Dr. Luke continuously forced himself on Ms. Sebert while she was intoxicated and drugged. Ms. Sebert was in such an intoxicated state on the plane that she vomited on herself during the flight.|Ke$ha also vomited in Paris Hilton's closet

|On another occasion, after forcing Ms. Sebert to drink with him, Dr. Luke instructed Ms. Sebert to take what he described as "sober pills' in order for her to sober up. Ms. Sebert took the pills and woke up the following afternoon, naked in Dr. Luke's bed, sore and sick, with no memory of how she got there.|The [[Cosby]] special

|Despite Ms. Sebert's hard work and success, Dr. Luke continued to drill into her how worthless she was and how inferior she was compared to the other recording artists he works with. He constantly insulted her songwriting, vocals, clothing, body, and appearance, as being far below his standards, as well as "Hollywood standards."|Trust us, she is ''far'' below Hollywood standards

|Dr. Luke cruelly and incessantly criticized Ms. Sebert's weight, including blatantly doing so in front of other people purely to humiliate Ms. Sebert. He repeatedly instructed her to stop eating and lose weight. Dr. Luke would call Ms. Sebert a "fat fucking refrigerator."|In Luke's defense, Ke$ha is fucking fat

|At one point, during a meeting at his Malibu house, Dr. Luke attacked Ms. Sebert with these threats, screaming and violently thrashing his arms at her. He physically backed Ms. Sebert into a corner, where she curled up into a ball, crying and fearing for her life.|Dr. Luke used Thrash... it's super effective!

|In a frightened and frantic attempt to escape, Ms. Sebert fled Dr. Luke's house barefoot, ran down Pacific Coast Highway over rocks and broken glass on the ground, climbed up the nearby mountains, and hid there so that Dr. Luke would not be able to find her.|Ke$ha then lived with a [[yeti]] for several months

|Beyond the physical and emotional wounds, Dr. Luke's abuse had caused Ms. Sebert to suffer from bulimia nervosa, an eating disorder which causes a person to binge eat a large amount of food, only to later vomit the food or perform excessive exercise in an attempt to avoid gaining weight.|Ke$ha even blames her own lack of self-control on Dr. Luke

|Dr. Luke fully controlled the content of Ms. Sebert's albums. Dr. Luke refused to include any lyrics, songs, or content he disapproved of, irrespective of Ms. Sebert's feelings on the matter. In the same token, he forced Ms. Sebert to sing lyrics and songs that she did not wish to include in her albums.|Arson, murder, and jaywalking

|Dr. Luke even threatened to put down Ms. Sebert's dog if the dog came near him during a recording session.|[[Buy a dog|Buy another dog]]

|Sign this petition or I'll follow you home and kill your dog.|[[Postal 2|Postal Dude's]] impression of Dr. Luke

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The following are some examples of the supposed "verbal abuse" that Ke$ha accused Dr. Luke of.


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|You are not that pretty, you are not that talented, you are just lucky to have me.|Well, to be fair...

|I don't give a shit if you don't want to sing, get in there and do it.|DO IT FAGGETTE

|Go finish the song so I can buy a yacht.|Luke wants a yacht, bitch

|Did you party last night? Because you sound like shit.|Ke$ha always sounds like shit

|There are a million other girls out there like you.|No girls suck as much as Ke$ha

|You are nothing without me.|She's nothing with you either

|You look like a fat fucking refrigerator.|An accurate description of Ke$ha

|Thank God you finally got rid of the weight! We’ve all been talking about it!|We've all been talking about how fat you were

|Katy Perry is so much better than you. You're not a good writer.|Warrior-ior-ior-ior-ior!

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[[HA HA HA, OH WOW]], we're not sure where to even begin with this shit – Well, actually we are.

Ke$ha just accused Dr. Luke of attempting to "blackmail" his own wife into getting an abortion by [[LOL WUT|ignoring her for 6 FUCKING MONTHS]] – This sounds horrible until you realize that '''''Dr. Luke isn't married''''' and his ''girlfriend'', who we'll cover later in this article, was clearly never "blackmailed" as Ke$ha claims.

Next up is the assertion that Dr. Luke got his nickname from distributing drugs to the cast of [[Saturday Night Live]] – Also a blatant lie that's based on a completely untrue rumour.


{{quote|She lost her virginity in a date rape.{{cite}} How awful is that?|An [[anonymous]] source (probably Pebe)}}


[[File:MexicanStereotype.jpeg|thumb|Alberto Gutiérrez]]
[[File:RainbowAcresChicken.jpg|thumb|Alberto's lunch.]]
[[File:KeshasGreasyFace.jpg|thumb|We don't know why her face looks like [[BBQ|uncooked poultry]]...]]
[[File:ChickenFace.jpg|thumb|We just know that it does.]]

Naturally, Dr. Luke was not happy with being publically slandered and immediately filed a defamation suit against Ke$ha, Pebe, Jack Rovner and Vector Management in the states of [[New York]] and [[Tennessee]].


{{quote|Kesha’s lawsuit is a spectacular and outrageous fiction that will go down in flames. As the truth emerges, this sad and misguided smear campaign will only hurt Kesha|Christine Lepera, Luke's lawyer}}


The next day the court sent out a man named [[Mexican|Alberto Gutiérrez]] to serve Ke$ha with a summons, but noone answered the door. The next day, Alberto tried again but still noone answered. This continued for '''''6 FUCKING DAYS''''' until Alberto had finally had enough of Ke$ha's bullshit and decided to [[Lulz|attach the summons to her door using a sticker from a Rainbow Acres oven roasted chicken]], he then mailed her another copy of the summons to make sure that she'd fucking get it.


[[File:KeshaGotServed.jpg|center|500px]]


Ke$ha's fans immediately reacted to the summons by incorrectly assuming that [[LOL WUT|Dr. Luke had personally flown out to Ke$ha's home/meth lab in Los Angeles and attached the summons to her door using oven roasted chicken stickers just to make fun of Ke$ha's weight]] – Yes, Ke$ha's fans automatically linked an oven roasted chicken and their favourite singer together.

Despite Alberto's clear dedication to his shitty, low-paying job as the court's errand boy, Ke$ha still decided to give him a huge "fuck you" by later lying to the court about never having received the summons.


{{quote|To the best of my knowledge, I have not received a copy of the summons and/or complaint by mail at my residence in Venice, California. |Ke$ha, lying after Alberto Gutierrez '''''knocked on her door every day for a fucking week'''''}}

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== Mark J. Geragos, Attorney at LOL ==

[[File:MarkGeragos.jpg|thumb|Mark Geragos, repugnant slanderer and attention whore.]]
[[File:ReasonableDoubt.jpg|thumb|You aren't a success until you're hosting a [[podcast]] with a former co-host of [[Unfunny|The Man Show]].]]
[[File:LawAndOrderRipoff.jpg|thumb|Mark Geragos is going to be raped by [[Dickwolves|Dick Wolfs]].]]
[[File:Geragos.jpg|thumb|He actually includes this shitty [[Google]]-ripoff image in his [[email]]s.]]
[[File:ToRapeAMockingBird.jpg|thumb|The sheer irony of this being his favourite movie.]]
[[File:GeragosIrony.png|thumb|Harper Lee is calling this faggot a [[hypocrite]] from her grave.]]
[[File:GeragosH8r.png|thumb|The man who tried to blackmail a woman into lying about her rape asks why people hate him.]]

At some point during this long and twisted saga, Ke$ha hired famed [[Lawyer|criminal defense attorney]] and [[Armenian]] cunt '''Mark Geragos'''. Geragos is known for being almost as [[Sociopath|morally-devoid]] as [[Feminazi|Gloria Allred]] and for taking on the clients who will [[Jewgold|give him the most money]] – Regardless of whether they're actually innocent or not-in other words, being a fucking lawyer.  Geragos' clientele has included [[Transnigger|trans-racial]] paedophile [[Michael Jackson]], domestic abuser and nigger [[Chris Brown]], admitted priest-beater [[Lynch|Will Lynch]], unfunny, ugly faggot [[Andy Dick]], Chinaman [[Dongs|Hung Bao Zhong]] and rapist paedophile [[Wimminz|Michelle Holden]]. 

Geragos' most infamous client, however, was arguably Scott Peterson – A California man whose pregnant wife, Laci, was abducted and murdered by [[W|Satanists]] on [[Satan Claus|Christmas Eve]] in 2002. The [[Joke|botched police investigation]] quickly centered on Scott because he was [[Ashley Madison|cheating]] and because he was a [[AIDS Skrillex and Carl the Cuck|fucking white male]]. Before being hired by Scott, Geragos was appearing on ''[[Larry King|Larry King Live]]'' and telling the world that all the evidence was stacked against him – But Geragos still had [[Jewgold|a million reasons]] to take the case when Scott decided to contact him.


{{quote|It has been estimated the legal fees were a million dollars.|Jeralyn Merritt, on how much money Geragos made off Scott Peterson}}


In the end, Geragos completely screwed Scott Peterson out of all of his money, but Scott won't be needing it now that he's '''''awaiting execution on California's death row''''' – And to top it all off, Geragos didn't even show up in court as the verdict was announced. Ke$ha had truly chosen the perfect counsel to represent her in her frivolous lawsuit against Dr. Luke!

Despite being a lawyer, Mark Geragos is notorious for his unethical behaviour and constant [[Attention whore|showboating]]. He's also an unoriginal and trademark infringing cunt who stole the logo designs from [[Law & Order]] and [[Google]].

On December 2, 2014, singer and human incarnation of a Tim Burton villain [[Lady Gaga]] revealed on ''[[Howard Stern|The Howard Stern Show]]'' that she had been raped by a record producer early in her career when she was 19. Mark Geragos then did what any [[Chris-Chan|self-respecting]], [[Zoe Quinn|ethics-abiding]] lawyer would do – He went on [[Twitter]] and '''''used another woman's rape as a tool to score some cheap points for his client'''''.


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Not only was it in [[Sociopath|extremely poor taste]] for a supposedly respectable [[Jew|lawyer]] to be playing a game of ''Guess the Rapist'' on Twitter, it was also a blatant lie – [[Fact|Dr. Luke never worked with Lady Gaga and never raped her]], a fact that Lady Gaga's own lawyers quickly pointed out as they called bullshit on Geragos' pathetic attempt to stir-up more outrage towards Dr. Luke. It also led to Dr. Luke filing a lawsuit against Mark Geragos for slander.


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|This ridiculous, manufactured link between Lady Gaga and the Kesha-Dr. Luke lawsuit is utterly incomprehensible. This simply isn't true and how dare someone take advantage of such a sensitive matter.|Lady Gaga's publicist exposes Mark Geragos' lies

|Mark Geragos' statement is completely false and defamatory. Luke met Lady Gaga twice for less than half an hour total in those two meetings combined. He has never been alone with her and never touched her. Neither meeting was in that time frame reported.|Dr. Luke's lawyer provides the facts

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In an even more pathetic attempt to save face after this incident, Geragos again implied that Dr. Luke raped Lady Gaga and then threatened to depose Lady Gaga and force her to testify against Luke – That's right. This parasitic, Armenian piece of shit actually '''''tried to get a rape survivor to lie about who raped her and then threatened to drag her to court when she wouldn't lie for him'''''.

Are you still not convinced that you should hire Mark J. Geragos as your attorney? Well you're in luck, because here are some glowing reviews from satisfied clients that are sure to change your mind!


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'''Reviews from Satisfied Clients!'''
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|I have gone through many lawyers for my case because of Geragos. I have never seen such a human being. He MAY only help you if you are famous, and like many of us who are "ordinary" people the most he will do is tell you that he is done with your case. It has been over 7 years and what he did to me will never get repaid. I don't understand how any human being can hold your hand for a second. I thought that lawyers were supposed to defend you and be on your side, but I guess that I was wrong. My case still isn't resolved, because I don't have anymore money for another lawyer. If I could turn back time, the one thing I would do is not trust this man. [[lol wut|I thought he was my friend]], and because of him I have trouble trusting anyone nowadays.|A satisfied client who apparently pays for friends.

|I was 15 when my family hired Geragos. but what he did is taking the money from my ,mother and siblings and he threw my dad in prison. I am 18 now and my dad still in prison. although he promised to get out in a few months when we first hired him , but now he is saying let him finish his time. He did nothing in my dad's case and he took 50000 from us and he knows our situation|Chris S., a super satisfied client!

|This guy is arrogant and will only take your money and do nothing for you. I paid him and all he did was send one of his inexperienced jr on a criminal case, I ended up using a public defender, after running out of money, the public defender did more on my case for free, and better outcome, than geragagos office just asking for continuances while they try to stick me for more money, he never showed up to any of my court dates, why, because I'm not famous, once they knew I wasn't able and wouldn't pay anymore money, they dropped me, don't be fooled by his celebrity status he doesn't give care about anyone but himself. Sad but true,|A satisfied client

|I had the worst experience with Mark Geragos. If you are not famous do not hire him he wouldn't do any good to your case. He will postpone for ever and in the end he will tell let the guy do his time, and if you ask then why did we hire or why you took this case? he will kick you out of his office. I wish some one can do any thing to stop him from practicing law.|A satisfied client

|Don't hire Mark Geragos. I paid him $25,000 in cash and he never showed up to court, he sent his partner Pat Harris. I paid YOU to be my lawyer. I will be filing a state bar complaint and advise others to so so as well. Highly unethical lawyer.|A satisfied client

|I would leave a one star, but an employee named Frida was the only [[Handjob|bit of professionalism]] I experienced after contacting this office so that deserves some credit.

After being blown off by the attorney who deals with the type of case I had, I had to make multiple calls to finally get an answer.

I was denied, with the only reason given that they are "too busy".

This is not the service I expected after being referred to them for their " professionalism ".|M K.

|Don't take him u will regret it he on take cases for famous people he won't take ur case seriously  he will send someone  to take  his place. He won't show  up or take  ur calls and call u back. His selfish greedy selfish person.|Suzi S.

|I served Garagos at a restaurant in Woodside, Ca during the Scott Peterson Trial. Guy is a top level [[douche]]. He wanted the whole patio cleared out so he and his team could eat and drink in peace. Stayed an hour past closing and tipped 10%. The way he would drink his scotch made you want to punch him. Idk who Marty Singer is but there is a good chance Garagos is below him.|CaptainButters, on serving Mark Geragos

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'''Mark Geragos Quotes'''
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|Fuck off.|Geragos, to [[Judge|Alfred Delucchi]]

|Sadly, That's the age we live in. This story was ludicrous to begin with|[[Hypocrite|Mark Geragos]] responds to a story about [[Chris Brown]] punching a woman's face

|I couldn’t be prouder of a client than I am of [[Chris Brown|Chris]].|Mark Geragos, admitting that he's proud of a domestic abuser

|Guess who the rapists was?|Mark Geragos, playing a game of [[Sociopath|Guess Gaga's Rapist]] on Twitter

|He's pathetic vermin. This guy is nothing more than his generation's Bill Cosby. Interestingly, they both impersonate doctors.|Mark Geragos, comparing Dr. Luke to [[Bill Cosby|another innocent man]]

|If you negotiate a contract with an 18 year old does that mean after she signs it that you can rape her and get immunity? Apparently in USA|Mark Geragos, implying that [[No|Ke$ha was raped]]

|He used her, abused her, and that’s how he operates.|Mark Geragos, attempting to become a [[rapper]]

|It’s slavery. You can’t do that.|Mark Geragos, comparing Ke$ha to [[slaves]]

|Don't be a [[Hashfag|#haterhoe]]|Mark Geragos, a champion of women's rights

|The only people who come out and support him are his paid henchmen.|Mark Geragos, being Ke$ha's paid henchman

|There is something completely wrong with what they did. It looked like it was out of National Enquirer.|Geragos, not understanding [[irony]]

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File:WouldYouFuckAndyDick.jpg|One of Geragos' fine clients
File:GaryCondit.jpg|Another of Geragos' fine clients.
File:ChrisBrownsWilly.jpg|He even accepts [[gay niggers]] as clients!
File:RihannaArsekicking.jpg|One of Geragos' clients did this to a woman's face.
File:David_carradine_autopsy2.jpg|A [[Cum|satisfied]] client.
File:GeragosSatisfiedClient.jpg|Another satisfied client.
File:ScottPetersonTrial.jpg|Satisfied on death row!
File:DatLackOfNose.jpg|Satisfied six feet under!
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== IRL White Knighting for the Fat Princess ==

[[File:FatPrincess.jpg|thumb|Ke$ha and her Royal Entourage of White Knights.]]
[[File:NervousCat.jpg|thumb|[[Longcat|Nervous cat is nervous.]]]]
[[File:WhiteMenInPower.jpg|thumb|Typical #FreeKesha feminists.]]
[[File:DrLukey.jpg|thumb|Typical [[Terrorist|#FreeKesha]] behaviour.]]
[[File:FreeOJ.jpg|thumb|A #FreeKesha supporter in [[Ghetto|its natural habitat]].]]
[[File:SkipSchool4Kesha.jpg|thumb|Mum, I'm skipping school because [[social justice]] is calling!]]

With Ke$ha's January 26th court date fast approaching, Mike Eisele decided to organize a [[Violent|peaceful]] [[Terrorism|protest]] outside of the [[New York]] courthouse. As expected, the people who showed up were all a bunch of dumb faggots and 16-year-old girls who [[txt msg|couldn't even string together a coherent sentence]] to explain why they were playing truant to attend such an absolute joke of a "protest".


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|<youtube>bIS4sYtjcAM</youtube><br/>The pinnacle of IRL faggotry.
|<youtube>-GEA8jCUfC8</youtube><br/>Correction: This is the pinnacle of IRL faggotry.
|<youtube>0hJ5REEqrCY</youtube><br/>Interviewing these faggots.
|<youtube>2CeQRc_Fkyw</youtube><br/>Inspiring a non-violent protest with images of violent behaviour.

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|Sony should be... figuring out a way to... explain to Dr. Luke that... it's wrong and... ask him to release her or... cut his funding.|Some faggot at a #FreeKesha protest

|I have to be here and support this. Umm, I also think that it's important to remember that... this is bigger than the white pop-star that we're supporting right now and I'm sure that Ke$ha understands that.|Some #FreeKesha bitch

|This is about women everywhere of... every nationality and every background that... has a story to share and has a voice that's been silenced and has... a body that's been... treated as... circumstancial-evidence-only. Umm... and so this is for all of those people.|Same bitch

|I think my biggest problem is that... as an artist... you know... uh... this is supposed to be your [[Safe space|safe haven]].|Same bitch

|I could not have named a Ke$ha song until a couple days ago, but I think that... I think that this goes beyond... uh... music... to a... a wider issue.|Some old cunt

|Dr. Luke is really wack! Ke$ha needs her freedom back!|#FreeKesha protest chant

|WE WILL NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP! BECAUSE LUKE FUCKED HER IN THE BUTT!|#FreeKesha protest chant

|FREE KE$HA NOW! DON'T ENSLAVE THE COW!|#FreeKowsha protest chant

|LET KE$HA GO! AND WE'LL GIVE YOU A BLOW!|#FreeBlowjobs protest chant

|FREE KE$HA ROSE! AND THAT STUPID RING IN HER NOSE!|#FreeTheNoseRing protest chant

|DROP DR. LUKE! HE SMELLS LIKE PUKE!|#DropDrPuke protest chant

|WE DON'T MEAN TO NAG! BUT DR. LUKE'S A FAG!|#Homophobes4Kesha protest chant

|WHEN WE SEE KE$HA LOSE! WE WILL GAS THE JEWS!|#GasTheKikes protest chant

|WE HATE NIGGERS! WE HATE JEWS! WE HAVE GLITTER IN OUR SHOES!|#FreeKKKesha protest chant



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Unfortunately for these idiots, Ke$ha's court date ended up being postponed and they accomplished absolutely nothing other than recording video evidence of their stupidity.


{{quote|I have nothing left to hide. I did this because the truth was eating away my soul and killing me from the inside. this is not just for me. this is for every woman, every human who has ever been abused. sexually. emotionally. mentally. I had to tell the truth. so the outcome will be what it will be. there's nothing left I can do. it's just so scary to have zero control in your fate. but this is my path this life for whatever reason.... #Friday 🙏🏻|Ke$ha's attempt to rile these tards up before the court date}}


{{quote|Free Kesha is no joke pls do not joke about this matter|[[Unfunny|Adrian Tay]], not yet [[molested|touched by]] the lulz}}

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== Pebe Sebert: Serial Liar ==

[[File:PebeCrysEveryTiem.jpg|thumb|Pebe cries every tiem.]]
[[File:JudgeShirley.jpg|thumb|Justice Shirley Werner Kornreich{{jew}}]]
[[File:PitbullAndKesha.jpg|thumb|Shit's going down, I'm yelling timber!]]
[[File:LukeAndKeshaRapeMaxMartin.jpg|thumb|Max Martin was actually a [[victim]] of Luke and Ke$ha's abuse.]]
[[File:PebeIsACock.jpg|thumb|Pebe is a dick.]]
[[File:TraitsOfPsychopaths.jpg|thumb|Pebe tweets images like this so you know about her psychopathy.]]

Since the #FreeKesha movement began, Pebe Sebert had been rallying the troops on Twitter by telling them lies about Ke$ha's "situation" in an attempt to provoke them into harassing Luke. Among these lies was the assertion that Ke$ha has to record 8 more albums – [[IRL|in reality]], Ke$ha's contract only requires her to record 3 more albums.


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|KESHA CANNOT LEGALLY RELEASE ANOTHER SONG FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE, if she is unwilling to record 8 more albums with Dr. Luke first.|Pebe Sebert, lying about the number of albums Ke$ha has left on her contract

|Her rights as an American, Life, Liberty , and the Pursuit of Happiness, have been taken from her by Dr. Luke.|Pebe

|Every allegation against Dr. Luke is true, my animals|Pebe, lying to Ke$ha's retarded fans

|Where are all the people who saw what was happening? They were sure there when they might make $$ off her! Sheep|Pebe Sebert, [[Irony|calling the enlightened "sheep"]]

|Where are all the other artists who know the truth? From their own experience?|Maybe they don't fucking exist?

|Cowards|Pebe Sebert, Queen of Cowardice

|Kesha's passion has been taken away from her. You could help. You know who you are. But what's in it for you to do" THE RIGHT THING"?|Pebe

|Me and Kesha love all of you"ANIMALS" so much! You are the ones she wants to make new music for.|Pebe

|You guys could go picket for Kesha's freedom outside the Sony buildings in NYC, Japan, Germany,etc!|Pebe

|you got to organize guys! Pick days, make signs, call local news|Pebe

|Animals, We all know about bully's! Let's stand together against the rapist and the corporate giant Sony for Kesha🌹|Pebe

|And without Sony stepping in Kesha will never be able to release a song, for the rest of her life! LEGAL SLAVERY!|Pebe, calling her daughter a nigger

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With Ke$ha's big day postponed until February 19th, it was time for Pebe to [[Derp|face the music]] for helping in her daughter's plot to slander and extort Dr. Luke. Unfortunately, Pebe isn't the type to go down without a fight and, a day before her court date, she decided to go on The Twitter and accuse Luke of attempting to "blackmail" her into giving up her writing credit on the song ''Timber'' by threatening to not pay the other 16 writers – An accusation that seems extremely [[Oddguy|odd]] when you realize that ''Timber'' '''''was released two fucking years earlier and had her credited as a writer for all that time'''''.

Pebe also went ahead and attempted to drag Max Martin into the drama by accusing him of witnessing Luke's "abuse" of Ke$ha.


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|Dr Luke is trying to BLACKMAIL ME, into taking my name off "Timber" as a songwriter, by blocking all 16 writers from being paid.|Pebe, implying that she cares about other people

|NOW, 2 years since TIMBER was a hit , my punishment for "TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT HIM", is to be responsible for everyone not being paid!|Pebe, on "[[Lying|TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT LUKE]]" in quotes

|Or, I can just agree to have my name removed as a songwriter, so he will pay the other 15 writers!|Pebe, pretending to care about others

|The day in 2005, when Luke told Kesha, that she was "Nothing without him", I was there and so was Max Martin.|Pebe

|Max Martin heard Luke say "If you don't do exactly what I say, I will keep you tied up in litigation until you are too old to make a record"|Pebe

|So there is a witness, If he would be willing to tell the truth!|Pebe is a lying cunt

|Funny how I can't easily pull up any of the sites that posted my tweets about Timber?? Sony probably did a little "Sweeping under the rug!"|Pebe, accusing Sony of sucking Google's cock

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The next day, Pebe was overjoyed when Justice Shirley Werner Kornreich dismissed Dr. Luke's New York defamation suit against her based on the fact that Pebe doesn't live in New York – Yes, it was dismissed due to a technicality and not because Pebe isn't a [[Brianna Wu|slanderous cunt rag]].


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|Dr Luke's lawsuit AGAINST ME, was dismissed by a judge today!! Truth is powerful stuff!!|Pebe, neglecting to mention that it was dismissed based on technicalities.

|Hey guys. THE ONLY THING THAT WAS DISMISSED was Dr. Luke's lawsuit against me, in New York. Kesha's court date is still Feb. 19!!|Pebe, announcing the date of the next stop on Ke$ha's Drama Tour

|Animals, Dr. Luke sued me in 2 states. New York was dismissed. Tennessee has not been to court yet.|Pebe, about to go the way of [[Gawker]]

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== Shut up, judge! ==

[[File:ShirleyThirdreich.jpg|thumb|[[Germany|Shirley Thirdreich]], honourable defender of [[Great Justice|græt justice]].]]
[[File:ToKeshaAMockingbird.jpg|thumb|Dr. Luke and Christine Lepera, anxiously awaiting the verdict.]]
[[File:SadKeshaIsSad.jpg|thumb|A courtroom sketch of Ke$ha's fake tears.]]
[[File:TearsOfAKesha.jpg|thumb|THIS. IS. NOT. THE. FACE. OF. A. LYING. CUNT.]]
[[File:SickSadWorld.jpg|thumb|I'm mad at a ruling I [[disagree]] with! This world is so sick and sad!]]
[[File:FattyKesha.jpg|thumb|Ke$ha reacted to the ruling by eating pudding.]]

On February 19, 2016, Ke$ha finally had her chance to prove to the world that she wasn't a big, fat liar by presenting her case in the courtroom of New York Supreme Court Justice Shirley Werner Kornreich{{jew}}. Ke$ha's argument was that Dr. Luke had commited '''''Human Rights Violations''''' and '''''Hate Crimes''''' against her – Yes, she actually tried to claim that her contract was [[slavery]] and the [[Fake|alleged]] rape was a hate crime. 

Ke$ha and her attorneys managed to present an extremely compelling case that [[literally]] consisted of [[LOL|no evidence]] but, unfortunately for Ke$ha, this complete absence of evidence just wasn't enough to convince Justice Kornreich, who soon ruled against Ke$ha's [[desperate]] attempt to get out of her contract and cited the fact that Ke$ha and her shitty lawyers should have presented some actual evidence instead of wasting her time and forcing her to read through [[The Great Black Dick Hoax|10 inches]] of [[sci-fi]] [[fantasy]] bullshit that been cleverly disguised as a stack of important legal documents.


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|You're asking for the Court to decimate a contract which was heavily negotiated and signed by two parties in an industry where these kinds of contracts are typical. It's no different from all other contracts which require certain number of recordings and require exclusivity and have copyrights. You're asking me to decimate all of that law. Now the other side has come forward and said, "We will allow her to record without Dr. Luke." I don't understand what your problem is.|The Honorable [[Sonic the Hedgehog|Shirley Korndog]]

|These are just allegations you are making. You're not you're not saying this is going to happen. And this is a commercial venue; my -- my instinct is to do the commercially reasonable thing and to assume that business people and certainly a business like Sony will do what is in its best interest. It's not in its best interest not to make money and not to promote a recording artist in whom they -- they've invested a lot of money when they're willing to record her recordings.|Shirley Kornreich, letting a bitch know.

|If you're alleging violations of human rights laws and hate crimes and discrimination, you have to be specific as to what constituted that discrimination, that -- that hate crime, that gender bias, when it occurred, particularly when you're alleging it against all of these different entities, and some of them were -- were involved, some weren't involved at the times. I mean, it really is very fact specific and you need those [[fact]]s in your complaint.|Shirley Kornreich, telling Ke$ha that she and her counsel are full of shit.

|First of all, Sony did not bring any case against -- against Miss Sebert. Miss Sebert brought a case against Sony. That's the only reason Sony is here. And they're asking to get out of this. They don't want to be here. Nor did Kemosabe Records bring a case against Miss Sebert. Miss Sebert brought a case against them. So you have already misstated the facts.|Shirley Kornreich, calling out Geragos on his lies

|They are willing to allow her to record, they spent millions, and I just don't understand why you now say that they won't promote it. They spent $11 million at one point on Kesha. You're talking about 60 million. And then millions of dollars more internationally and for other for other issues. Why would they ignore those millions of dollars and not promote her recordings when she can make them money?|Shirley- prove her wrong, faggot.

|There is not one piece of paper from a doctor saying this. But that's besides the point. Even though you claim she has all kinds of physical problems, trauma, nothing, nothing, under seal otherwise. There are no hospital records. There is nothing here. But that isn't the issue here.|Shirley, on the fact that no evidence was presented.

|This is a court of law; we have to make decisions based upon facts, not on fantasy and speculation, which is what you're doing.|Shirley Kornreich, reading the cunt's beads.

|But the real issue here, and throughout the case, this has been a thread, is that she says she cannot work with Gottwald. Now she's being given the opportunity to work without him. I don't understand why I have to take the [[Last Measure|extraordinary measure]] of issuing an injunction.|The Honorable [[Corn|Shirley Korncob]], preparing to lower the boom.

|Okay. At this point I am denying the preliminary injunction. There has been no showing of the likelihood of success, because basically that has to be -- that's the burden of the moving party. But I'm not even going to base it on that. I don't believe there was a showing of either irreparable harm that favors Miss Sebert or the equities which favor her.|The Honorable [[Beavis and Butthead|Shirley Kornhole]], smacking the ho down.

|She is being given the opportunity to record, she can record, she has -- does not have to have any interface at all with Dr. Gottwald in recording and producing, and there is no irreparable harm to her if she does record without Gottwald's involvement.|The Honorable [[Halloween|Shirley Kandykorn]], in her [[Flounce]] Order.

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How could Ke$ha and her team of [[fucktard|highly successful]] [[Jews|lawyers]] have presented such a flimsy case? Surely a seasoned celebrity lawyer such as the legendary Mark Geragos would have known that a case based purely on [[bullshit|conjecture]] would never stand up in court! Surely they couldn't have spent over a year preparing this case only to end up failing this badly! Or perhaps, just perhaps... [[When you see it|losing had actually been their intention all along]].

Regardless of what actually led to Ke$ha presenting a shitty case, what is for certain is the fact that after hearing the judge's ruling Ke$ha began leaking [[fake tears]] all over the courtroom in a display of thespian prowess that she really should have made use of ''before'' the Judge ruled against her.


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|[[File:KeshaBAWWWWW.jpg|500px|center]]<br/>THIS. IS. NOT. THE. FACE. OF. A. LIAR.
|[[File:Crysha.jpg|500px|center]]<br/>THIS. IS. NOT. THE. FACE. OF. A. LIAR.
|[[File:KeshaCumSmall.jpg|link=File:KeshaCum.jpg|500px|center]]<br/>THESE. ARE. NOT. THE. TITS. OF. A. LIAR.
|[[File:ResizedGoatse.jpg|link=File:Hello.jpg|500px|center]]<br/>THIS. IS. NOT. THE. ANUS. OF. A. LIAR.
|[[File:KeshaScheming.jpg|500px|center]]<br/>THIS. IS. THE. FACE. OF. A. DEFEATED. SOCIOPATH.
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|THIS. IS. NOT. THE. FACE. OF. A. LIAR.|samxra, ON. [[Ugly|KE$HA'S. FACE.]]

|This is not the face of a liar. She mustn’t get back to work with her [[Unrapeable|rapist]]|Rodz Williams, on Ke$ha's face

|This is not the face of a liar this is a face of an emotional broken woman who is [[Asking for it|begging for justice]]|biebzxespinosa, on Ke$ha's face

|like honestly this is not the face of a liar, this is the face of a woman who is [[Lying|scared]].|hollaforgod, on Ke$ha's face

|This is NOT the face of a liar. We live In a sick world. This poor [[whore|woman]]..|GlitzyButera, on Ke$ha's face

|You see her face? This is not the face of a liar. This is a heartbroken girl who just lost [[The Game|everything]].|[[Seizure|Sheikh Ebad]], on Ke$ha's face

|This is not the face of a liar. This is the face of injustice. Screw @Sony and @TheDoctorLuke as well as that [[Pretty cool guy|judge]]|Gabriel J. Halcyon, on Ke$ha's face

|This is not the face of a liar, this is the face of a girl who wants justice. End of [[LOL|discussion]].|GagaNewsShade, on Ke$ha's face

|this is not the face of a liar. this is [[Funny|heartbreaking]]|stylesbaran, on Ke$ha's face

|This is not the face of a lIAR. This is a heartbroken girl who just lost everything. NO EXCUSE FOR [[Islam|RAPE]]|[[Terrorist|Raja Faheem]], on Ke$ha's face

|This is disgusting. This is not the face of a liar, it's the face of someone who has lost [[Virginity|everything]].|CHiggins91, on Ke$ha's face

|this is not the face of a liar, she was literally crying in the courtroom and i want to cry as well|taobby literally wants to literally cry

|This is totally not a face of someone who would lie to get out of their contract.|GlitterSebert is [[Lie|totally not retarded]]

|This IS NOT the face of next President.  This is the face of a liar & traitor who turned away from US in Benghazi|Lucy Jones, informing us that Ke$ha will not be president

|the tears she cried can't be fake|ificouldfly_hes, being an idiot

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Immediately after the judge's ruling, the [[Twitter]]verse began to [[rage]] at the sight of their [[Anita Sarkeesian|damsel in distress]] sitting in tears at the back of a [[Rape Dungeon|cold, dark courtroom]]. Ke$ha's brave [[White Knight|fans]] then did what any [[Insane|reasonable]] person would do in such a situation and '''''started making death and rape threats against a judge'''''. No, you didn't read that wrong – These fucks actually believed that making death and rape threats against a judge was a good idea.


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|kill dr luke and kill the judge who ruled in his favor [[Retard|#FreeKesha]]|{{archive|0K2gN|punkbandsharry}}, requesting the murder of a [[judge]]

|Justice Shirley Kornreich of the NYS.Crt needs 2 have HER daughter raped & taken advantage of by male execs! @KeshaRose deserves BETTER!|RedRoseQueen1, being [[cunt|classy]]

|I hope Shirley Kornreich gets raped, too far? I hope she gets mouth cancer and dies.|Laura Vavoules, a woman who was [[Dumb|kind]] enough to provide us with her {{linkedin|lauravavoules|LinkedIn}}

|who was the judge? He needs a good sodomising ass fist before he next taps his lil hammer|Alexandra Plummer, child molestation victim turned pro-rape activist

|I frown upon calling women cunts but this rape apologist Shirley Kornreich cunt deserves every ounce of hate she gets.|Ben "I'M NOT RACIST BUT YOU'RE A NIGGER" Smith

|Okay seriously WTF is up with that judge?! Fucking #FreeKesha you misogynistic cunt.|Zahra_McQueen, calling a woman a misogynistic cunt

|Shirley Kornreich Is a fucking cunt that will burn in hell! Right next to Dr.luke|Max Vlix, being a misogynist

|WHICH CUNT OF A JURY DECIDED KESHA'S FATE? WELL DONE YOURE A RETARD #FreeKesha|causekha0s, proving that these muppets have no idea what they're talking about

|Fuck the judge who denied Kesha justice, she can rot in the underworld along with that fucker.|{{facebook|AmalliaSnowKenshi|Emily Malyn Faulk}}, telling Shirley to go to [[Hell]]

|i don't understand how a judge can say theres no proof of a rape.. what kind of evidence do you need?!|hollyjkirby, not grasping the concept of evidence

|this is so fucking sad.The judge should be shot and her abuser should have his dick cut off.|{{archive|35X5S|ragingblonde85}}, threatening a judge

|Who is this judge that refused to let Kesha be released from her contract? Cause I'm big and tough and will kick his/her ass!!!!|kaitoconnell, being an [[internet tough guy]]

|the judge who ruled is a fucking numbnut dumbass.|Steffani Shae, being a fucking numbnut dumbass

|does that judge have a Twitter? What's his/her name? I'm up for going to jail for murder because that judge is ignorant as hell.|{{archive|5ntGS|IdfcStyless}}, on wanting to be raped in prison

|You're a reprehensible piece of trash Shirley Kornreich - to rape a woman all over again with your gavel. May you rot in hell.|Klayoven, on gavel rape

|#blindbat Justice Shirley Werner Kornreich #LESBIANSHAVE #NO! #PLACE N #LAW!!|Jayy_LaVey, proving that #FreeKesha is homophobic

|PSA the judge is Manhattan Supreme Court Justice Shirley Kornreich go attack her|{{archive|pCPoz|tyler fitz}}, encouraging people to assault a judge

|I'm disgusted with the judges words. Maybe they need to be raped in order to understand the feeling. Disgusting.|Michael Vincent, [[Irony|who worked for Wendy Williams]]

|Considering the evidence, and witness testimony, you are a Black Robed Whore and nightmare of Justice.|Rodney Caupp, thinking [[Wrong|there was evidence]]


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== Celebretard Deathmatch ==

[[File:StarvingAfricanChildren.jpg|thumb|[[There are starving children in china|These children]] starved to death because [[Murderer|Taylor Swift]] gave $250,000 to a woman who lied about being raped rather than donating it to a [[Nigger Kike Jew Jar|legitimate charity]].]]
[[File:PaedosSupportKesha.jpg|thumb|A rape-liar and child molester jumps to Ke$ha's defense.]]

:For full details on all of the celebrity has-beens who got involved, please see: [[Kesha/Celebrities]]

It was at this point in the saga that numerous [[celebrities]] began clamouring for attention in an attempt to prove themselves as the [[Alpha male|alpha feminist]] of the pack.


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|When I saw the outcome of Kesha's court case last Friday, I felt sick. Actually sick — I wanted to ask my Uber to pull over so I could throw up in a New York City trash can.|[[Lena Dunham]]{{jew}}, preparing to vomit after eating an entire ham

|it disgusts me and breaks my heart that any court or person would continuously question a woman who claims she has been assaulted|Bea Miller, failing to understand the purpose of courts

|I don't want to live in a country where the government decides if you were raped or not.|Lady Gaga, proving that she's retarded

|I don’t think a male artist would be in this position right now.|Ariana Grande, failing to understand that a male would have never lied about rape

|Next time you're about to get sexually assaulted, make sure you have your GoPro strapped to your forehead for proof.|Lilly Singh, supporter of rape culture

|[[No|#FreeKesha]] from [[Jihad|#shariaCourt]] of [[Playstation|#Sony]]|Roseanne Barr{{jew}}, being the militant [[zionist]] that she is

|You shouldn’t be allowed to sign a human being, regardless of what the allegations are or what anyone said or did. It’s basically like slavery.|Grimes, comparing business contracts to slavery

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{{collapsegallery|Celebretards|Celebretards|center|<gallery perrow="4">
File:LilyAllenDrLuke.jpg|Dr. Luke, professional gynecologist.
File:KeshaAndIggyTorturingHorses.jpg|Ke$ha and Iggy Azalea breaking some horses' spines.
File:FionaKesha.jpg|Fiona Apple, supporting Ke$ha and looking ugly.
File:ShaneDawson.jpg|YouTube faggot Shane Dawson.
File:Grimes.jpg|Grimes
File:AlsoGrimes.jpg|Also Grimes.
File:IDontWantToLiveAnywhere.png|Lady Gaga [[Depression|doesn't want to live]].
File:AdeleOnCrack.jpg|Adele supported Ke$ha after snorting crack.

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File:HeilerSwift.jpg|Taylor Swift believes that 6 million was not enough.
File:FattyClarkson.jpg|[[American Idol]] winner Porky Clarkson.

File:JeffreeStar.jpg|Jeffree "It's a man, baby!" Star
File:ZeddHugsAFaggot.jpg|Zedd hugs a homosexual Mexican.
File:SexualHarassmentGuy.jpg|[[Some argue]] that [[Superman|Sexual Harassment Guy's]] secret identity is Dr. Luke.
File:LukeRuinsLives.jpg|<nowiki>;-)</nowiki>
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== Sony Supports Ræp ==

[[File:SonySupportsRaep.jpg|thumb|Sony eats babies because I made an image that says so.]]
[[File:SonyKillsMusicAndEatsBabies.jpg|thumb|#SonySupportsRape's mascot has been dead since 2009.]]
[[File:FreeKeshaSign.jpg|thumb|Attach signs to everything to help the cause!]]
[[File:FreeKeshaProjector.jpg|thumb|They actually went out and bought a projector for this.]]
[[File:FreeKeshaVandalism.png|thumb|This is a clear sign that [[Worthless|your life]] will never amount to anything.]]

After watching their idol cry after having her fragile [[fat|little]] arse handed to her by a female judge, Ke$ha's retarded fans began yet another onslaught of mindless bitching on Twitter in the form of a new hashtag called {{hashtag|SonySupportsRape}} – Because if you can't convince a judge to side with you then you should obviously do the next-best thing and [[Irony|attempt to harass a major record label into meeting your demands]] by accusing them of [[Rape culture|supporting rape]]. 


{{quote|Well, my friend Jeffrey started the hashtag. We were talking about the entire #FreeKesha movement and how we felt we were getting so much attention from so many outlets and people who weren’t even fans, and while all this was happening, Sony was sitting back silent. It was annoying knowing they could end this entire situation in seconds, yet they were sitting back silent. I have always believed if you stayed silent, you were supporting whatever was happening.|Austin Dean, attempting to justify this fucking stupid hashtag}}


It wasn't long before Sony's customers began to make inquiries about how to turn off the rape support feature on their Sony devices.


{{quote|how do I get my playstation to stop supporting rape?|StaticJungle, asking a good question!}}


<center><span style="font-size:2em; color:red; font-weight:bold;">BURN THAT MOTHERFUCKER AND SMASH IT TO PIECES!</span></center>


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|[[File:SmashedSonyPhone.jpg|150px|center]]<br/>Smash your phone because RAPE CULTURE!
|[[File:SmashedPS2.jpg|267px|center]]<br/>Smash your PlayStation 2 because RAPE CULTURE!
|[[File:BurntPS3.jpg|366px|center]]<br/>Burn your PlayStation 3 because RAPE CULTURE!
|[[File:BurningMyBrothersPlayStation.png|189px|center]]<br/>Burn your brother's PlayStation because YOU'RE A CUNT!

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<center><span style="font-size:2em; color:red; font-weight:bold;">THEN GET A FUCKING XBOX!</span></center>


[[File:ImSwitchingToXbox.png|center|500px|link=Xbox]]


Never mind the fact that '''''Sony's own internal investigation into Ke$ha's accusations confirmed that she's a deceitful sack of shit''''', but apparently all of Ke$ha's fans were just too fucking stupid to realize that Sony doesn't even have the ability to do jack shit with Ke$ha's contract as she's signed with Dr. Luke's Kemosabe Records, not directly signed to Sony.

Well, this certainly looks like it will be the end of Sony! Surely no company on Earth could survive being boycotted by a horde of angry, [[basement dwelling]], tweenage [[sperg]]lings!


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<center><span style="font-size:2em; color:red; font-weight:bold;">MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!</span></center>

== Defending the Doctor ==

[[File:KeshaDeposition.png|thumb|THIS. IS. NOT. THE. FACE. OF. A. LIAR.]]
[[File:KeshaSoAbused.jpg|thumb|Please, someone save her!]]
[[File:ClassyKesha.jpg|thumb|WHY DO PEOPLE THINK SHE'S A DRUNK!?!]]

On February 22, 2016, Dr. Luke finally decided to break his long silence and went on Twitter in an attempt to defend himself against the false accusations that Ke$ha was making against him – Unfortunately for him, this was a horrible mistake. The majority of the responses to his tweets consisted solely of the word "rapist" and merely proved that Dr. Luke really was the victim of a mindless lynch mob.


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|Until now [[Smart|I haven’t commented on the lawsuits]], which should be resolved in court not here on Twitter.|Dr. Luke, making a [[hueg]] mistake

|It’s a shame that there’s so much speculation out there basing itself on so little information.|Dr. Luke, playing with fire

|The only truly [[Objectivism|objective]] person who knows the facts is the judge. The judge did not rule in Kesha's favor [[Last Thursday|on Friday]]|Dr. Luke, still playing with fire

|I understand [[Batshit insane|why people without all the information are speaking out]]. I can appreciate their compassion.|Dr. Luke understands why you're an insane faggot

|But lives can get ruined when there’s a rush to judgment before all the facts come out. Look what happened at UVA, Duke etc.|Dr. Luke, ruining his life even more

|of course any sane person is against rape and sexual assault but [[Faggots|everybody who is commenting]] is doing so without knowledge or facts.|Dr. Luke, thinking that he's dealing with [[sane]] people

|They are getting behind an allegation only - motivated by money.|Dr. Luke, about to experience regret

|[[Fact|I didn’t rape Kesha]] and I have never had sex with her. Kesha and I were friends for many years and she was like my [[BioShock|little sister]].|Dr. Luke, telling the truth

|Kesha has denied under oath the horrible allegations now being made against me.|Dr. Luke, pointing out the facts

|Kesha's lawyer [[Douchebag|Mark Geragos]] made another false rape claim against me that was denied by {{sic|publiscly|publically}} Lady Gaga|Dr. Luke, still defending himself

|[[Douchebag|Mark Geragos]] (kesha's attorney) represented Scott Peterson and [[Chris Brown]]. How can he pretend he cares about women's rights?|Dr. Luke, on women's rights

|Imagine if you or somebody you loved was publicly accused of a rape you knew they didn't do. Imagine that.|Dr. Luke, still not realizing that this is a mistake

|I have 3 sisters, a daughter, and a son with my girlfriend, and a [[feminist]] mom who raised me right.|Dr. Luke, digging his own grave by identifying as a half-feminist

|Kesha and I made a lot of [[Shit|songs]] together and it was often good but there were creative differences at times.|Dr. Luke, on creating ear cancer

|It’s sad that she would turn a contract negotiation into something so horrendous and untrue.|Dr. Luke will be sad when he realizes that he should have [[STFU]]

|But I feel confident when this is over the lies will be exposed and the truth will prevail..|Dr. Luke, having [[unrealistic expectations]]

|I want to thank [[Encyclopædia Dramatica|all my friends]] and family who have supported me throughout this.|Dr. Luke, thanking Encyclopædia Dramatica for supporting him

|This is an ongoing legal case so I won't be responding / talking much about this. This should be tried in a court of law.|Dr. Luke, finally doing something smart


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On February 23, 2016, [[TMZ]] released a video of a deposition during the ''DAS Communications'' lawsuit in which Ke$ha and Pebe made it clear that '''''Dr. Luke never abused or even had sex with Ke$ha'''''.


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|<youtube>-99E-Cc9Kpk</youtube><br/>Ke$ha tells the truth for the first time.
|<youtube>G3T_muWKjCI</youtube><br/>TMZ weighs in.

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|Dr. Luke never made sexual advances at me.|Kesha Rose Sebert

|I know you are going to be a great dad.|Pebe thinks Dr. Luke will be a great dad!

|Thank you 4 helping me make my WILDEST dreams come true.|Thanks, Dr. Luke! Now I'm going to falsely accuse you of rape.

|Luke is like a good coach. He is always pushing me and challenging me to get better.|Ke$ha, before becoming a total cunt

|Dr. Luke has been tyrannical and abusive since our relationship began, I was too young and naive to even understand what he was doing to me.|Ke$ha, claiming that she [[No|didn't know what "abuse" was in 2005]]

|Mom, I just want to sing. I don't want to be a rape-case victim. I just want to get my music out.|Ke$ha wants to sing-a, about the moon-a and the June-a and the rape-a!


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After a shocking admission like that, one would have expected this tale to be at its end – Unfortunately, Ke$ha wasn't done yet and her lawyer soon attempted to explain the video by claiming that Dr. Luke threatened Ke$ha. Not surprisingly, Ke$ha's spastic fans bought this lie and immediately went back to their daily routine of aggravated Twitterrhea.

The deposition also helped confirm that the rape accusations may have been concocted by [[Jew|David Alan Sonenberg]] in an attempt to get Ke$ha and her career under '''his''' control – While Sonenberg failed in his plot, the accusations where so juicy than Ke$ha and Pebe decided to save them for a rainy day.


{{quote|Tomorrow I am going to start making public how Dr. Luke blackmailed me into giving him and {{sic|Circuit|Cirkut}} publishing credit, on all songs I wrote on warrior, with Kesha and other writers and producers…We, me and kesha and her friends…are going to make all of this Really PUBLIC, in the next few days. 

Luke date raped Kesha when she was 18. Nicky Hilton's birthday? Paris Hiltons house? Luke gave Kesha pills? 

She ended up naked in his hotel room 2 days later, no longer a virgin? 

[[No|Do we want all this to come out?]] 

either this Luke releases Kesha from all legal contracts, and gives me back all my publishing, or we, Kesha and I. tell the truth. 

And if I wind up dead, TRUST ME, IT'S IN WRITING TO CALL YOU AND LUKE.|Pebe Sebert, accusing Dr. Luke of blackmail [[Lulz|then attempting to blackmail him]]}}

{{quote|ps I am sending all of this to the blogger who has started the whole ‘Free Kesha’ thing, sorry about the trail of truth you fucking criminals!|Pebe Sebert, still blackmailing Luke}}


{{quote|Dr. Luke has been tyrannical and abusive since our relationship began. I was too young and naive to even understand what he was doing to me. The first glaring inexcusable assault was sexual and drug related. I had recently turned 18, and being far too trusting, he had told me to come to a party. I really did feel like he was going to watch out for me, I was his new artist. We went to a party and I had a few drinks. Upon leaving the club he gave to me, and told me to take, what he referred to as a "sober pill." I remember only a little after this, just moments, but what I do very much remember was waking up naked in his bed, feeling like I was going to die. I couldn't keep down water and I didn't know where I was or where my cloth. were. I remember calling my mom and telling her I needed to go to the hospital. At some point over the following few days I called my best friend and poured over the details. It didn't add up. I had only had a few drinks but after I had taken this "sober pill" I blacked out. I told her how I believed Dr. Luke had raped me.|Ke$ha's version of the story doesn't match her mum's}}



{{quote|Why don't you try running?|Dr. Luke supposedly abused Ke$ha by telling her to excercise.}}

{{quote|You need to lose weight! I don't care what you do ... take drugs, not eat, stick your finger down your throat!|David Alan Sonenberg was a [[nice guy]] and [[Ghost|A MELTING POT OF FRIENDSHIP]]}}


{{quote|Wouldn’t a young girl’s mother, on hearing her daughter had been drugged and raped by her boss, immediately call the police? Why would she wait eight years to file charges, a period during which she and her daughter signed a publishing deal with Dr. Luke’s company, and re-signed with Luke as an artist? And, he points out, why would the only remedy they seek be in a civil lawsuit for termination of Kesha’s contract—surely they should be pressing for a criminal prosecution if the charges were true.|Someone intelligent}}

== Don't Ever Harass Me Or My Son Again, Bitch ==


[[File:LukesMum.jpg|thumb|]]
[[File:LauraGottwald.jpg|thumb|Laura Gottwald, auditioning for a role in ''Beetlejuice''.]]
[[File:VeznaGottwald.png|thumb|Luke's sister, [[Vagina|Vezna Gottwald]].]]
[[File:DrLukeMumAndSis.jpg|thumb|Even Luke's sister and mum aren't safe from the soulless [[trolls]] of #FreeKesha.]]

Several days later, on February 26, Luke's mum decided to speak out in defense of her son.


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File:VeznaArt1.jpg|''Alleged Rapist in Pool With Loli'' by Vezna Gottwald
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|A few years ago he gave a single mom, who he doesn't even know, money for her child to go to college.|Vezna points out that her brother is a monster

|He does a lot and gives a lot of money to Great Community, which is a charity for children that have cancer.|Vezna points out that her brother is literally Hitler

|He has had to hire a crisis manager and he has not been able to go out of his own home.|Vezna

|Taylor Swift gave all this money, but it is such a shame that real women that have suffered and gone through that, don't get to see that money. She should have given it to a rape charity.|Vezna suggests charitable rape

|Not one person is speaking out for him and that's terrible.|Vezna Gottwald doesn't believe in ED



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{{quote|It must be sad when only your Mom and sister will come to your defense|Mark Geragos, being an arsehole}}


{{quote|NOW I KNOW HE'S GUILTY AS SIN. FOR A GROWN MAN TO USE HIS MOM TO FIGHT HIS DIRTY BATTLES IS PATHETIC.

THE MOM IS A SENIOR CITIZEN AND SHOULD WORRY ABOUT NAP TIME........NOT DEFENDING HER ABUSIVE SON.|PureAllure, being a fucking cunt}}

{{quote|Why is Kesha's mom involved on her side? She is a grown ass woman. Fight your own battles. If someone accuses your son of rape you are going to support him.|Powerman211}}




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== Doctor Luke: Portrait of a Monster ==

[[File:DrLukeSNL.jpg|thumb|Dr. Luke bringing the sexxxy to Saturday Night Live.]]
[[File:KeshaPettingLuke.jpg|thumb|Who looks like the dominant partner in this relationship?]]
[[File:DrLukeAndFriends.jpg|thumb|Dr. Luke hanging with his homies, Joe Dirt and Kool Kojak.]]
[[File:GodInHisKingdom.jpg|thumb|This is a highly successful record producer and devoted [[Family Guy|family man]].]]
[[File:CallAFootDrLuke.jpg|thumb|Dr. Luke's highly disturbing feet.]]

So just who is Dr. Luke? Surely this man must be the absolute scum of the Earth with how people talk about him!


{{quote|ANIMALS ARE NOT A BAD FANDOM, WE DON'T WANT YOUR DEATH OR SOMETHING, WE JUST WANT JUSTICE FOR KESHA.|Antonio Sebert, telling Luke that the Animals don't want to kill him}}


[[File:O_RLY.jpg|center|300px|link=O rly]]


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|i want to feed dr luke through a wood chipper|{{archive|kATOO|Hayden Atlas}}, being an oh-so-edgy tranny

|where does Dr Luke stay at? I'm about to [[Rape|free]] Kesha myself|{{archive|F7JCW|Samer Alhato}}, threatening Dr. Luke

|Sony is a Fucking disgrace and Dr Luke should be stabbed.|{{archive|7YiYb|Scotty}}, threatening Dr. Luke

|I want Dr. Luke dead .|{{archive|nASbw|LuxxSOCIAL}}, threatening Dr. Luke

|PSA: fuck a contract n kill Dr Luke|{{archive|MdGkX|Shayla Hannigan}}, threatening Dr. Luke

|I hope Dr. Luke gets eaten by dogs|waterfallvoyeur, wanting Luke to be eaten by dogs

|@TheDoctorLuke I hope you get raped when you're in jail|Madonna Facts, supporting rape

|@TheDoctorLuke dick in ur face put kesha's dick in ur face , slut.|TamerTakrouri, [[futanari]] connoisseur

|Make us a favor and [[An hero|deactivate your life]] @TheDoctorLuke|Lady Gaga Crew!, telling a man to commit suicide

|@TheDoctorLuke shut up and drive yourself into a wall|[[Faggot|LouisIsABottom]], telling a man to commit suicide

|I say we let [[Bill Cosby|Pill Cosby]] rape Dr.Luke for [[Last Measure|good measure]]|[[1337|Lagswitch]] [[Rage quit|RageQuit]][[Trying too hard|TryHard]]

|@TheDoctorLuke commit [[LOL WUT|sew of side]]|krsxcx, being a retard


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Even [[Hitler]] isn't this reviled! How horrible can a person be? How can this man be so hated?


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|[[File:Dr-luke-quote1.jpg|400px|center]]<br/>Dr. Luke is just a [[Stefonknee|typical]] [[13-year-old girl]].
|[[File:Dr-luke-quote2.jpg|400px|center]]<br/>Dr. Luke has feminist blood and is therefor not a part of [[patriarchy]].
|[[File:Dr-luke-quote3.jpg|400px|center]]<br/>Even Dr. Luke hates Dr. Luke.
|[[File:Dr-luke-quote4.jpg|400px|center]]<br/>[[Sonic|Dr. Luke sez]] don't fucking swear, nigga!
|[[File:Dr-luke-quote5.jpg|400px|center]]<br/>Pebe Sebert exploited her daughter for fame and fortune.
|[[File:HipsterHitler.jpg|400px|center]]<br/>[[Hipster Hitler|How Dr. Luke appears in the eyes of feminists.]]
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|Is it normal that sometimes I'm attracted to boys? Is it okay to be curious? What do you guys think?|Dr. Luke is deeply confused about his love of [[Bridget]]

|You wanna just spray it in my face? I think I can take it.|Dr. Lukkake

|learn to keep secrets.. i mean, we're best buddies! we gotta keep our secrets to our selves :)|Luke wants Ke$ha to keep his [[bisexual]]ity secret

|Katy I'm so sorry to hear that about ur vagina.... u should really see somebody about that.. ew.. don't show it to me.. a real dr|Dr. Luke doesn't want to see Katy Perry's vagina, and we don't blame him

|I told you I make number ones biatch!!! Now "Katy Perry's Vagina" is the #1 trending topic!! how far you've cum.. i'm proud of u|Dr. Luke is proud of Katy Perry

|japanese toilets are sick! they wipe ur ass for you and flush.... !!!|Dr. Luke, on [[Japanese]] toilets

|I just realized i speak 16 year old girl....|Luke is a [[Stefonknee|16-year-old girl in the body of a 40-year-old man]]

|I just heard this guy call a girl "Tits on a stick"....... it was an accurate description....|Dr. Luke, on [[Your mom|your sister]]

|i'm a studio prisoner....|#FreeDrLuke

|i'm a jew but i will accept presents today nonetheless ...|Dr. Luke is a greedy Christmas Jew

|It’s actually not as bad as you’d think. Getting tased is a little different.|Dr. Luke, on being pepper sprayed by [[Avril Lavigne]]

|I am Avril's bitch.|Dr. Luke, on being Avril's bitch

|don't ever be mean to producers cuz we'll put stuff about you in songs subliminally... and then you'll wonder why you hate yourself..|Dr. Luke doesn't like mean people

|Time to put my pants on...|Dr. Luke, preparing to put his pants on

|Somebody STOLE my pants!!!!!!! help!!!!!!|Dr. Luke, realizing that he has no pants

|@AndyMilonakis where the f*ck is my breakfast in bed???|Dr. Luke, telling Andy Milonakis to make him a sandwich

|@ItsBennyBlanco ur spanking with my penis|Dr. Luke, spanking Benny Blanco with his penis

|@ItsBennyBlanco it's only been 2 days baby!!!! luv u too sexypants|Dr. Luke isn't even into women

|la la la la la la.... nobody is following this so i can say whatever i want!!!! poo poo kaka doo doo pie!!!!|Luke doesn't have the intelligence required to commit rape

|I may have lost an ASCAP award somewhere / somehow....|Dr. Luke, on inserting his ASCAP award into his anus

|Beards suck!!! I can't make fart noises by blowing into my hands anymore!!!!|Dr. Luke insults beards and Ke$ha decides that he must pay

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|<youtube>ZoByBAAevMk</youtube><br/>Dr. Luke loves ass cap.
|<youtube>KbSfStvA9IY</youtube><br/>A government MiB interviews Dr. Luke.
|<youtube>mCGx8qcLUAQ</youtube><br/>Dr. Luke gets abused by Avril Lavigne.

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File:WorstNonBlackFatherEver.jpg|Worst non-black father ever.
File:LukeAndHisDaughter.jpg|Aww, she's so cute! I'm so glad that I didn't blackmail Jessica into getting an [[abortion]]!
File:StillTheWorstNonBlackFatherEver.jpg|Double the trouble.
File:LukesKids.jpg|[[in b4]] some faggot says that he's luring them to his rape dungeon.
File:LukeGoesFishing.jpg|Hunting the elusive [[Magikarp]].
File:LukeAndJess1.jpg|With Jessica James.
File:LukeAndJess2.jpg|Moar Luke and Jess.
File:LukeAndJess3.jpg|Aren't they just the [[Kittens|cutest]] couple?
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File:LukesOnAPlane.jpg|I'VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING LUKES
File:MotherfuckinLukesOnMyMotherfuckinPlane.jpg|ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE
File:LukeAtTheBeach.jpg|Ke$ha clearly stole all of Jessica's food.
File:LukeAndJessFireworks.jpg|Luke and Jess watching the [[Drama|fireworks]].
File:LukeJessWaterfall.jpg|Luke and Jess visit [[Nigra]] [[Gravity Falls|Falls]] or some shit.
File:LukeybackRide.jpg|PIG back ride.
File:LukeAndJess4.jpg|THIS. IS. NOT. THE. FACE. OF. A. WOMAN. WHO. WAS. BLACKMAILED. INTO. ALMOST. HAVING. AN. ABORTION.
File:LukeAndJessAndHagger.jpg|[[HAGGER]]?
File:CreepyTwins.jpg|Luke and Jessica's demonic spawn.
File:SpawnOfLuke.jpg|Oh wait, wrong image.
File:LukeAndKesha.jpg|OMG TEH MONSTER IS TOUCHING THIS INNOCENT YOUNG WIMMINZ!!111
File:DrLukeAndAWhore.jpg|OMG SAVE HIM FROM THIS [[Hambeast|HAMBEAST]]!!111
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== Sony is dropping Dr. Luke! Let's party! ==

[[File:FreeKeshaJoanCornellaShoop.jpg|thumb|An artistic rendering of how it went down.]]
[[File:NooneCares2.jpg|thumb|Care2 believed one of their petitions [[No|finally made a difference]].<br><br>
'''''But it fucking didn't'''''.]]

After Sony informed the [[Rage|raging spergs]] of #FreeKesha that they lacked the ability to "Free Kesha", Ke$ha's fans began attempting to pressure Sony into '''''firing Dr. Luke based solely on the flimsy allegations of a rainbow-haired sociopath and her fugly mum'''''. Time for [[Cancer|yet another hashtag]]!

{{hashtag|DropDrLuke}} was a despicable attempt by the #FreeKesha movement to scare Sony into dropping Dr. Luke and, in turn, [[Magick|somehow]] nullify Ke$ha's contract with Dr. Luke's own record label (in other words, it was another fucking stupid idea that would never fucking work in the first place). 

On March 9, 2016, shitty Hollywood tabloid ''The Wrap'' published an article that claimed that, according to several [[Anonymous|unnamed]] "[[Lying|knowledgeable]] [[Faggots|individuals]]", Sony Music was planning to drop Dr. Luke a year before his contract with them was set to expire. They also stated that this was being done not because Sony believed Ke$ha's lies, but because the #FreeKesha movement was generating too much bad publicity for Sony.


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|There is no contest. Kesha has no case in regards to her contract but they can’t afford the Adeles of the world out in the streets calling the label unsupportive. The fact that this hasn’t already been taken care of with Luke is confusing, especially for people in the building.|Some random hobo that TheCrap talked to

|Sony Music is expected to end its working relationship with controversial producer Lukasz “Dr. Luke” Gottwald a year ahead of his contract’s expiration, knowledgeable individuals have told TheWrap.|TheCrap, after talking to the [[fuck her right in the pussy]] guy

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As one would expect, the [[Down Syndrome|mentally deficient]] denizens of the #FreeKesha movement immediately [[Naive|took this shitty tabloid rumour at face value]] and created the classiest hashtag ever to celebrate the most joyous occasion of managing to get a man fired from his job through waging a campaign of online and [[IRL]] harassment – {{hashtag|SonyIsDroppingDrLukeParty}}


{{quote|This is not true. Luke has an excellent relationship with Sony. His representatives are in regular contact with executives at the highest levels at Sony and this has never come up.|Luke's rep, calling out TheWrap's bullshit}}


[[File:SonyIsDroppingDrLukeParty.jpg|center|600px]]


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== Kunta Ke$ha ==

[[File:Kyubey.jpg|thumb|[[Puella Magi Madoka Magica|Contract?]]]]
[[File:FatBlobAndJabba.jpg|thumb|[[Family Guy|Rasha Naba Doe-ah Gola Wookiee Nipple Pinchy!]]]]
[[File:KeshaCivilRightsWarrior.jpg|thumb|Several weeks later she was comparing herself to [[Negroes|the slaves]].]]
[[File:HowFansViewKesha.jpg|thumb|How Ke$ha's fans view her.]]

On March 22, 2016, Ke$ha filed an appeal against Shirley Werner Kornreich's ruling. The appeal compared Ke$ha's contract with Dr. Luke to [[slavery]] and suggested that the privileged young white bitch was being treated the same way that [[niggers]] were treated in the [[Last Thursday|1800s]]. Unfortunately for Ke$ha, this comparison was [[problematic]] and outraged some [[progressive]] cunts.  As expected, the members of the [[SJW]] horde then began fighting amongst themselves over whether racism or rape was a more serious progressive issue.


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|was she drugged and forced to sign the contract with sony? Btw. Her net worth is $40m plus....|Christoph Jaeckle

|Really, white lady. Tell us minorities more about slavery.|[[Terrorist|Azif Wekare]], a typical lazy nigger who was born long after slavery was abolished.

|When did slaves sign contracts and get paid millions for their work?|Rose Lawson Steinmeier{{jew}}, asking a valid question.

|I watched [[Comedy|12 Years a Slave]] this week, when I see Kesha tied to a tree & whipped to within an inch of her life..I'll agree with her!|_Matrix13

|Kesha should be charged with fraud. She insults [[Dead|millions of people]] who did and continue to suffer in slavery.|Applecorped

|Her lawyers are stretching big time, no one forcing her to work for, she willingly signed a contract to produce a set amount of Albums for the company. Produce those Albums and she free to move on. It her refusal to fulfill own contract that is ruin her career, not anyone else. Luke would be crazy to interfere with her in anyway, **** he be crazy not to have his security go ahead of him to make sure she not in the same building as he is at any given moment.|David Knowles, [[ESL]] student.

|She's not in any position hundreds of artists haven't been in before her; locked into a contract that promises "X" number of albums. And she's far from the first person to call it slavery. [[Prince]] certainly was there first. In fact, during his dispute with Warner Bros he performed with "slave" etched on his face. So no Kesha, you're hardly in new territory.|John Petrowski

|Only slavery is like slavery. And only the holocaust is like the holocaust.|MayorChapStick76, believing holocaust is holocausty.

|Being required to live up to a legal contract is not slavery and it's ridiculous to make this comparison. She can go back to work tomorrow and make millions - if she chooses not to that's on her.|Jim Wojno

|This is ridiculous. You can't just break a legal contract (costing the other party millions of dollars) because of a completely unsubstantiated allegation.
It's certainly not slavery. No one is forcing Ke$ha to work for this guy, but if she wants to make money off her music, she has to abide by the terms of the contract that she willingly signed.
To allow her to break her contract would open the door to thousands of false allegations made for monetary gain.|Ian Fisch


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|<youtube>SlS5MxuianA</youtube><br/>Ke$ha's latest hit.
|<youtube>FMPFQo5V-lA</youtube><br/>Video evidence of Luke abusing Ke$ha.
|<youtube>whg6jSzzWRg</youtube><br/>Ke$ha was the slave owner on Family Guy.

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[[File:SlaveKeshtris.jpg|center|600px|link=Slave Tetris]]

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== Jess vs. Ke$h ==

[[File:TraceAWhore.jpg|thumb|Ke$ha may have all the [[fan art]]...]]
[[File:GagaFuglySelfie.jpg|thumb|Gaga may have done it [[first]]...]]
[[File:JessWillKillYou.jpg|thumb|Don't fuck with my cuntpuppet!]]
[[File:JessLukeAndJess.jpg|thumb|Did we mention that she's Jessica Alba's cousin?]]
[[File:FaggotCaesar.jpg|thumb|Austin Dean, [[Burger King|Caesar]] of the faggots.]]
[[File:8U.jpg|thumb|Not to be confused with [[Pokemon|Jessie and James]].]]
[[File:JessicaJamesPreggers.jpg|thumb|This is what #FreeKesha considers to be a "monster".]]

On April 3, 2016, Ke$ha went on [[Instagram]] and made {{archive|whbVV|a post}} where she claimed that she had been offered her "freedom" in exchange for publically apologizing for making false rape accusations against Dr. Luke. Naturally, Ke$ha was unwilling to [[Suicide|do the right thing]] and admit her mistake if it meant that she'd be forever remembered as a talentless bitch who cried rape to get out of her stupid recording contract.


[[File:KeshaIsSad.jpg|center|300px]]

{{quote|so. I got offered my freedom IF i were to lie. I would have to APOLOGIZE publicly and say that [[Truth|I never got raped]]. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS behind closed doors. I will not take back the TRUTH. I would rather let the truth ruin my career than lie for a monster ever again.|Ke$ha, attempting to inspire more domestic terrorism}}


Not surprisingly, both Dr. Luke and Sony deny ever having made this ridiculous offer to Ke$ha, but that didn't stop Ke$ha's lobotomized fans from believing her lies '''''yet again'''''. In response to this latest [[Lie|revelation]], the #FreeKesha hashtag quickly began [[Pokemon|devolving]] into {{hashtag|SaveKesha}} – Once again showing off the fact that these faggots go through hashtags faster than [[House]] goes through Vicodin.


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|Kesha has ZERO to gain from lying about being raped.|BlackoutBaby, [[Owned|admitting that Ke$ha wouldn't gain "freedom" by lying]]

|It's so horrifying that she'd have to lie about her rape in order to gain freedom. No one deserves this.|GIRLINAWIG, on... [[HA HA HA, OH WOW]]

|absolutely disgusted with the fact that kesha has been allowed freedom if she lies about being raped, justice system is fucked|candyflossally is disgusted that Kesha has been allowed freedom.

|THIS IS INSANE, PEOPLE ARE SO BLIND TO SEE WHAT IS HAPPENING TO HER. THIS WORLD NEEDS MORE EMPATHY!|HangedCookie, being [[blind]]

|Speechless once again. They know the truth yet they still won't give Kesha [[Prison|justice]].|KRScult believes that Ke$ha belongs in prison.

|Sony is Evil, They Want Kesha to Lie and Say that he didn't rape her so [[LOL|everyone will hate her]]? Like WTF i'm crying|selenaxkesha, pointing out why Ke$ha won't tell the truth.

|They could free her if they wanted. She got blackmailed. They were going to free her ONLY if she lied!|XJoJoSpearsX, on [[Trolls trolling trolls|blackmailers blackmailing blackmailers]]

|It has to be really hard to tell the truth about all the situation. That's why I'm so proud of her.|DaveSebert, positing that Ke$ha is a pathological liar.

|I'm so proud of Kesha for refusing to [[STFU|keep silent]]. She's so strong and inspiring. She deserves [[Rape|justice]].|[[cunt]]stipated, expressing pride in a liar.

|If your fave is releasing music from Sony, download it from [[Censorship|[REDACTED]]] or [[Censorship|[REDACTED]]] don't support rape|‏itsauzza, explaining that [[piracy]] helps artists and smashes the patriarchy.

|No one will believe her even if she does retract her statement. It's already out there that Sony is trying to pay her off|Michelle Rodriguez, exposing Ke$ha's evil plot.

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Surely not everyone in the world is fucking stupid enough to fall for this damsel in distress act. Surely there must be someone in the world who's actually willing to stand up to this obvious bullshit and call Ke$ha out as the liar that she is...


[[File:JessJames.png|center|400px]]

{{quote|so. the problem with weaving distorted WEBS, is sometimes you get tangled in them. #TRUTH #SMH #wegood #$HADE|Jessica James, calling out the morally-devoid whore who falsely accused her [[man]] of rape}}


Meet '''Jessica "Moe" James''', Dr. Luke's girlfriend and the mother of his two children. Jessica had wisely stayed out of the drama up until now, but upon seeing Ke$ha's abhorrent attempt at painting herself as a victim, Jessica had finally had enough – so she grabbed her [[Dildo|selfie stick]] and set out to prove that anyone can lay in a bed and look like a butthurt cunt.

If you've actually been paying attention to this ridiculously long article up until this point, then you may recall that one of the many [[Lies|allegations]] in Ke$ha's lolsuit referenced Dr. Luke ignoring his wife for half a year in an attempt to "blackmail" her into having an [[abortion]] – But if you don't remember or are incapable of [[Read a book|reading this fucking novel]], here's a refresher for you.


{{quote|When Dr. Luke's wife became pregnant, he demanded that she get an abortion, and tried to blackmail her into an abortion by not speaking to her for six months and threatening to leave her if she refused an abortion.|Ke$ha's LOLsuit.  AbortionAbortionAbortion!!!}}


Yes, Jessica James is Luke's supposed "wife" who Ke$ha claimed had been horribly mistreated and abused by Dr. Luke – and yet here she is, mocking Ke$ha and calling her out as a liar on Instagram.

At this point, any reasonable [[Garbage|human being]] would realize that '''''Ke$ha lied about Jessica in her lawsuit and almost certainly lied about everything else in it''''' – Unfortunately, Ke$ha's fans are neither reasonable nor human and they reacted to Jessica's Instagram post exactly how you'd expect.


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|SHES DISGUSTING SOMEONE KILL THIS BITCH|{{archive|ODIA1|onikasXbiebers}}

|Dr. Luke's girlfriend just through mad shade at Kesha. woman are supposed to stick together. what a hateful woman.|sail0r_adrian, calling Jessica "hateful"

|Dr. Luke's girlfriend has thrown shade and mock Kesha regarding the latest Instagram post. Disgusted!|PopCultureTea

|Dr. Luke's girlfriend is a disgrace to every woman on this planet for accusing Kesha of lying.|Gagamintcat22, deluded cunt.

|Dr Luke's girlfriend mocking Kesha down to the pose in her picture. FUCK IT!|danimelco

|Dr Luke's girlfriend mocking Kesha's Instagram post down to the pose. She's disgusting.|cristian diaz

|I want Dr. Luke and his pet rodent (girlfriend) dead|halcyonsgoddess, threatening Luke and Jess

|dr luke's girlfriend blocked me. she wants to run her mouth and talk shit but can't handle the heat about her rapist boyfriend|samsbrooke, complaining about being blocked after harassing a woman

|dr. luke's girlfriend just shaded kesha. go troll her.|luvintothelight, telling people to [[troll]] Jessica

|Go Fuck Yourself Jessica (Luke's girlfriend..), you're the third LIAR!!! LIARS!!!|David Karacsony, failing to point out the first and second liars

|Dr. Luke's ugly girlfriend tried shading Kesha. Animals you ready to fight?|KeshaOverdose, being a jealous ugly [[Furry|person]]

|Jessica (Dr.Luke's gf) sells fucking yoga pants for a living yet she wanna come @ Kesha ok|Lambert_Lecter, believing that yoga pants are a product of Lucifer

|Dr. Luke's girlfriend could NEVER compare to Kesha. She's such a fucking cunt, omg.|KeshaDelSlay, blind and deaf citizen.

|Dr. Luke and his girlfriend are both rats ewww don't insult Kesha u irrelevant untalented twats|Lambert_Lecter, failing to grasp that Ke$ha is an irrelevant, untalented twat.

|Disgusting, hasn't poor kesha been through enough?! How fucking nasty, like how dare she post that?!|partyhardbroco, on how dare she call out a liar on her lies.

|Dr Luke's girlfriend posted an Instagram photo mimicking Kesha. This is a serious problem, not a joke. #SaveKesha|crazykeshafans, being a joke

|Dr. Luke's girlfriend is mocking Kesha. Wow.|hughdansy, thinking that Ke$ha didn't deserve it

|Dr. Luke's ugly girlfriend tried shading Kesha. Animals you ready to fight?|KeshaOverdose is ready for an [[Disagree|internet fight]]

|Dr. Luke's girlfriend went on social media to accuse Kesha of lying. Shameless & disgusting.|OscarCOfficial, believing that lying about rape isn't shameless and disgusting

|I am not even surprised by dr Luke's girlfriend.. I mean she is with a rapist.. #SaveKesha|KeshasPartyDJ, suggesting that Jess is cheating on Luke with a rapist 

|I honestly hope someone kicks Dr Luke's head in along with his girlfriend 😊 #$hade|SYDERZZ_TW_, threatening Luke and Jess

|dr luke's gurlfriend is a bitch !! her last pic on insta bout kesha is disgustin|beyerry

|Dr Luke's girlfriend looks like trash and has the type of face id love to punch lol|{{twitter|BaileysaPumpkin|ROCKY WHORER}}, mistaking a picture of [[Ted Cruz]] for Jess

|Dr Luke's Girlfriend is about disgusting as him , mocking someone's trauma by mimicking the same photo , how classy.|xsheodelreyx

|What do expect from someone who had children with a rapist? Scum flock to even bigger scum|michytrap

|Dr. Rapist's GIRLFRIEND is now accusing Kesha of lying. How disgusting to deny the pain of another human simply to protect your lover's job.|KayJBryant96

|Dr. Luke's gf is one of those ladies that would help their bf/husband kidnap children. On some Emily Smart shit.|OloriBlvck, getting Elizabeth Smart's name wrong

|Just because she likes Dr. Puke's nasty dick cheese sliding downE ha throat, doesn't mean unwilling victims do.|Pretentious, failing to understand that Luke is [[Circumcision|Jewish]]

|Dr. Luke's girlfriend could NEVER compare to Kesha. She's such a fucking cunt, omg.|KeshaDelSlay

|Of COURSE her handle is weheartyoga. She says "namaste, bitches" to the baristas at Intelligentsia every morning|Ben Mautner

|Going to send Dr. Luke's girlfriend some hate on IG. Brb!|KeshaSource


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That's right, the [[Dumb|#FreeKesha]] / [[Faggot|#SaveKesha]] / [[Kill yourself|#WeRapeHashtags]] hypocrites actually '''''told a woman that they believe is an abuse-victim that she should die'''''. After all, [[SJW|#BelieveWomen]] only applies to women who are [[lying|claiming to be victims]] and not to brave women who stand up and defend innocent men against Twitter lynch mobs.

King faggot Austin Dean also had some words of [[Retardation|wisdom]] for Jess.


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|Since you're an attention seeker, here's your attention. You know NOTHING. Mocking Kesha's rape is disgusting.|Austin Dean, telling Jess that she doesn't know her own boyfriend

|You weren't even on Dr. Luke's radar when all of this happened. So who the FUCK are you to comment on what you dont know?|Austin Dean, pretending that he knows what's going on

|You're being brain washed to believe what a sociopath is telling you. That, or you're thirsty for his $$$.|Austin Dean, after being brainwashed by a sociopath

|Blocking me won't stop me from speaking out against your rapist boyfriend|Austin Dean, continuing to harass Jess after she blocked him

|If anything, I love that Dr. Luke and his girlfriend are mocking and making fun of her claims. Shows how childish and guilty they are.|Austin Dean is a rapist and likes touching little boys

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[[File:DrDavidJames.jpg|thumb|Dr. David James is not the type of man who would let his daughter date a rapist.]]
[[File:DavidJamesCop.jpg|thumb|People actually believe that a former cop would let his daughter and grandchildren stay with a rapist.]]

Also supporting Luke is Jessica's father, '''David James''', a former cop, priest and hypnotherapist who chimed in and offered his support to Dr. Luke on Instagram.


{{quote|Thanks to all who have stood with our family. We were confident that when a court examined the allegations apart from the pressure of the media circus that the case would be dismissed. Congratulations to Luke who handled these vicious and baseless allegations with all the grace he could muster. Of course, people will continue to spin the story for their own political agenda...but the record is clear...no evidence, unreasonable allegations, case dismissed.|Dr. David James}}


{{quote|A [[Cop|police officer]], a [[priest]] and a [[Hypno|hypnotherapist]] walk into a bar.|The [[Unfunny|punchline]] is the bartender saying "''Hi, David James.''"}}


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File:JessicaJamesTitties.jpg|Ke$ha wishes she looked this good.
File:LilJess.jpg|What Jess looked like when she was [[12-year-old girl|Ke$ha's age]].
File:ImTheGoddamnCatwoman.jpg|[[Batman|I'm the goddamn Catwoman!]]
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== Shut Up, Judge 2: White Knight Boogaloo ==

[[File:Korndredd.jpg|thumb|This isn't even my final form!]]
[[File:KeshaMurdersLuke.jpg|thumb|Ke$ha's fans want to legalize murder. [[Srsly|We aren't even kidding.]]]]
[[File:JudithSlayingHolofernes.jpg|thumb|LOL [[tracing]].]]
[[File:KeshaDecapitatesLuke.jpg|thumb|[[Mortal Kombat|FATALITY]]]]
[[File:FuckJustice.jpg|thumb|FUCK JUSTICE! WE'RE AN ANGRY MOB! WE DO [[Rape|WHAT WE WANT]]!]]
[[File:JeffreyMongoloidConvention.jpg|thumb|Jeffrey Wahl, attending a local [[Sakuracon|mongoloid convention]].]]
[[File:LynchedNiggaz.jpg|thumb|Jeffrey Wahl's vision of a perfect world.]]

On April 6, 2016, judge Shirley Kornreich threw out Ke$ha's frivolous lawsuit against Sony and rejected Ke$ha's claims that she was a slave and the victim of a hate crime.


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|Although Gottwald's alleged actions were directed to Kesha, who is female, the CCs do not allege that Gottwald harbored animus toward women or was motivated by gender animus when he allegedly behaved violently toward Kesha. Every rape is not a gender-motivated hate crime.|Shirley Kornreich, telling it like it is

|The only other specific "attack" allegedly occurred in Gottwald's Malibu house, when Gottwald screamed, threatened, thrashed his arms violently and backed her into a corner, which frightened her. Kesha supplies no date for when this happened.|

|Kesha alleges that unnamed SME executives "witnessed or were made aware of" Gottwald's abuse of Kesha, which was "open and obvious" but failed to take investigate or corrective action "both before the existence of Kemosabe Records and to this day." She does not specify the abuse, say who knew of such "abuse", or state where or when it occurred.|

|Kesha failed to plead that any of the alleged discrimination occurred in New York.|Shirley

|Her claims of insults about her value as an artist, her looks, and her weight are insufficient to constitute extreme, outrageous conduct intolerable in civilized society.|Shirley, being [[Awesome|an untalented, ugly, fat cunt of a judge]]

|The final alleged actionable event occurred in 2008, more than 6 years before the action was filed, which renders the claim for intentional infliction of emotional distress time-barred.|

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{{greentext|>DISMISSING THE LAWSUIT WHILE IMPLYING THAT LUKE IS GUILTY BECAUSE I'M A CUNT}}


Sorry, feminists, but there's actually a reason for that.


{{quote|For purposes of a motion to dismiss, Kesha's allegations are accepted as true.|Why Shirley's comments actually [[implying|implied]] Luke's guilt}}


Internet feminists promptly responded by saying "''OMG!!111 YOU ARE SO IGNORANT RAPE IS SEXIST YOU ARE SEXIST EVERYTHING IS SEXIST!!111 VAGINA POWER!!111''" and so began yet another tsunami of shitty [[opinions]] that blatantly disregarded all of the actual facts and instead relied solely on emotion-fueled bitching.


{{quote|[[You're a fucking white male|A fucking white man]] backed by a huge corporation just got away with rape and abuse. I'm fucking [[Butthurt|outraged]].|Austin Dean believes that A FUCKING WHITE MALE got away with rape}}


Unable to just [[deal with it]] and let it go, '''Jeffrey Wahl''', Austin Dean's butt-buddy and fellow fudge-packer, decided that the only option left to free his beloved pop-star [[waifu]] from the clutches of the evil [[Robotnik|Dr. Luke]] was to [https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/do-not-allow-government-determine-if-person-was-raped petition the Obama administration] to make it so the "[[Judge|government]]" doesn't get to "[[Evidence|decide]]" whether a [[Wimmin|person]] was raeped or not.

Jeffrey also hilariously cited an incident involving a judge in '''''[[Spain]]''''', because what happens in Spain is definitely America's problem!


{{quote|If you have paid any attention to the media recently, you know that several cases of rape have been dismissed for 'lack of evidence'. One of the most well known being Kesha Sebert vs. her Producer/Abuser Dr. Luke.

On Wednesday, April 6th, 2016, a judge denied Ms. Sebert claim and DISGUSTINGLY stated "Every rape is not a gender-motivated hate crime."

A Spain rape victim was asked by judge if she tried 'closing her legs'

Is this how 'honorable' judges handle rape today? With disgusting immature comebacks?

We the people, are asking something to finally be done. It's time to stop victim shaming due to 'lack of evidence'.

Let's change this case, so we can then change the nation, and then, hopefully, the world. Let's not just save Kesha, let's save rape victims everywhere.|Do Not Allow The Government To Determine If A Person Was Raped}}


Yes, these [[Monkeys|people]] are so deluded and out of touch with reality that they're actually petitioning the [[Obama]] administration to stop allowing "[[Judge|the goverment]]" to "[[The Burden of Proof|determine if a person was raped]]" because they're buttmad over the fact that Ke$ha's case didn't go like ''they'' wanted it to. Apparently they're too retarded to understand that their shitty petition is essentially advocating the dismantling of the entire justice system, destroying people's right to due process and essentially '''''legalizing the lynching of anyone who is accused of rape'''''.


<center><span style="font-size:2em; color:red; font-weight:bold;">WELCOME TO YOUR GLORIOUS FEMINIST UTOPIA, CUNTS!</span></center>


[[File:Necklacing.jpg|500px|center|link=Rapefugees]]


<center><span style="font-size:2em; color:red; font-weight:bold;">ALLAHU AKBAR!</span></center>

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== Ima Show You Mah True Colours ==

[[File:KeshaSoRich.jpg|thumb|Ke$ha before she stopped working.]]
[[File:KeshaSoPoor.jpg|thumb|After she stopped working. [[No|That's so sad!]]]]
[[File:FatLipKesha.jpg|thumb|This is why you don't have any money left, bitch.]]
[[File:Zedd.jpg|thumb|[[13-year-old boy]] and wannabe music producer Zedd.]]
[[File:KeshaRetardFace.jpg|thumb|Ke$ha's impression of [[Brianna Wu]].]]
[[File:SpasticGrannyKesha.jpg|thumb|Amanda Bynes ain't got nothing on this bitch.]]
[[File:CreepyBubbles.jpg|thumb|How Ke$ha's fans reacted to True Colours.]]
[[File:Face_IRL.JPG|thumb|[[ಠ_ಠ|How everyone else reacted.]]]]
[[File:TrueColoursFanArt.jpg|thumb|True Colours: The Animated Series]]

In mid April, 2016, Ke$ha made a "surprise" appearance at the 2016 ''Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival'' – Although it wasn't really much of a surprise since everyone already knew that she'd be there with music producer '''Zedd''' (Powerword: '''Anton Zaslavski'''; [[Skyrim|Слова силы]]: [[Russian|'''Анто́н Засла́вский''']]). The real surprise was that an artist who was supposedly struggling as a result of a lawsuit showed up sporting lip-injections that put Angelina Jolie to shame.


[[File:KeshaLips.jpg|center|500px]]


So how exactly are Ke$ha's fans going to spin this to keep making her look like an innocent victim? Will they say that Luke forced her to get lip-injections? Will They call her "brave"? Or will they just ignore the fact that their supposedly "broke" idol is wasting all of her money on plastic surgery and [[Botox]]?


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|Luke is gaining money and Kesha is losing everything. This isn't fair.|angelsuxx, failing to understand that money is earned by doing your fucking job.

|The last Ke$ha single came out in 2013, the last single Dr. Luke produced came out last week #Injustice #FreeKesha|commentocomment's definition of "injustice"

|You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool.|Ke$ha [[Hypocrite|will do it anyways]]

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Apparently, these 16-year-old dumbfucks don't understand that people in [[Ghost|true]] [[capitalist]] societies [[Prostitution|earn money]] by doing their job and Ke$ha '''''hasn't been doing her fucking job since 2013'''''.


{{quote|If you don't buy it you're not supporting Kesha releasing music without Dr. Luke therefore you're supporting rape|Iikeamack, explaining that not buying True Colours is raep.}}



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|Just to clarify:
We didn't use any loop holes. Kemosabe / RCA gave us permission to release this song!|Zedd, revealing how they released the song

|Thanks for the clarification @Zedd ...|Dr. Luke, calling Zedd a nigger.

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Naturally, Ke$ha's fans were not happy that Dr. Luke had responded with something so vile and repugnant!


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|this just shows luke is planning to use the release of true colors against kesha. we need to do something.|machinegxnlove

|please stop. be happy for them and that zedd has given Kesha this amazing opportunity. even if it's something you couldn't do|amandaleah11

|stop shading him. he's doing what you should: supporting and respecting an artist art|spraul

|He seems so bitter, probably got a lawsuit organized ready for when the song got released!|marcosarcher

|what a dick comment|TheMorningByte

|Shouldn't you have your own producing career to look at instead of disparaging Zedd?|MrAHSJuNkIe

|Reeking of sarcasm: Kesha's former musical collaborator - whose real name is Lukasz Gottwald - was not impressed, and he responded to Zedd, tweeting, 'Thanks for the clarification @Zedd ...'|Some faggots from the Daily Mail

|The sarcastic tweet is something that could have just as well been left unsaid, yet Dr. Luke’s insistence on replying could spell a deeper misgiving of his client’s artistic motivations.|Matthew Meadow, being retarded

|This may seem like nothing at first but when you really look at the whole context of the situation, this is definitely a jab! And it's a passive aggressive jab at that.|Alex Riccardi, being a shitwit

|Yes, that is major sarcasm there from Dr. Luke. Maybe because Kesha is finally able to do what she really loves to do and an artist actually believes in her?|Lizzy Buczak, failing grammar and usage

|DR LUKE IS PISSED THE SONG IS BEING RELEASED. GOOD, SCREW LUKE! #FreeKesha|crazykeshafans

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Wait... were these people even reading the same tweet as us? Let's put on our problematic [[feminist]] glasses and take a second look at Dr. Luke's supposedly offensive tweet. 


[[File:ProblemGlasses.png|center|150px]]


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{{quote|卐 Fuck you, Zedd, gimme back my bitch! Gas the kikes. Kill the niggers. I LOEV RAEP! 卐|Dr. Luke's tweet, as read through [[SJW|problem glasses]].}}


{{bigred|Thanks for the clarification Social Justice ...}}
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In the weeks after ''True Colours''' release, Ke$ha's fans began accusing Dr. Luke and Sony of attempting to sabotage Ke$ha. Why? [[Retarded|Because the song ended up at #74 on the Billboard charts.]]


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|Unfortunately, #TrueColors debuted at #74. On top of that, Kemosabe refused to send it to radio stations. How evil!|KESHA FACTS, believing that debuting at #74 is the result of "evil" rather than sucking ass.

|Funny to see how Sony promotes other new songs even on Twitter but won't promote #TrueColors. So unfair. #FreeKesha|KESHA FACTS, believing that Sony should promote a song that they didn't produce.

|Sony said they wouldn't sabotage any new music Kesha made. They haven't promoted this song at all. Pls support Kesha and buy it #truecolors|Darth Gayder, failing to understand the concept of "sabotage".

|Kesha argued that Sony / Dr. Luke will sabotage anything she releases. She was right. They aren't even promoting this song.|Austin Dean, believing that Sony is obligated to promote a shitty cover.

|thanks for showing your True Colors by sabotaging Kesha @SonyMusicGlobal @TheDoctorLuke|[[Mexican|Anthony Correia]], also failing to understand the concept of "sabotage"

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Aside from the fact that Kemosabe and Sony technically weren't even involved in the song's actual production, they also seem to be ignoring the fact that '''''True Colours was originally released in 2015 with a different vocalist''''' – The song isn't even new, the only thing new about it is the fact that Ke$ha's obnoxious, nasal braying is now in it.


{{quote|this is more than a song. it's a declaration of my truth ‪#‎truecolors‬
✌❤️✌|Ke$ha, declaring her [[personal truth]]}}

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== YOU'RE FIRED! ==

[[File:YouAreFired.png|thumb|]]
[[File:GeragosReactsToGettingFired.jpg|thumb|A photo of [[Lemonparty|Mark Geragos]] after being fired by Ke$ha.]]
[[File:OJLooksLikeShit.jpg|thumb|Daniel Petrocelli convinced a civil jury that this man is probably a murderer. Wow!]]

On May 2, 2016, Ke$ha finally said to Mark Geragos "[[The Donald|YOU'RE FIRED!]]" and replaced the smelly Armenian wankstain with Daniel M. Petrocelli – A lawyer who represents [[Drumpf|The Donald]] himself and once achieved the [[Sarcasm|impossible]] task of winning a wrongful death suit against [[Double Nigger|double-murderer and nigger]] [[OJ Simpson|O.J. Simpson]].

After this shocking announcement, Ke$ha's fans who had long [[In the ass|stood behind]] "Uncle Mark" and considered his mere presence a godsend suddenly began to criticize him and point out the fact that he was, in fact, a shitty lawyer all along.


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|plot twist: mark was actually hired by sony & he's part of their plan to sabotage kesha|Alysson Distor, hopefully being sarcastic

|he never cared he just wanted her money|fkalexcx

|Wish she did this right after he tweeted the thing about Gaga.|Okan

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[[File:YouAreFired.jpg|center|400px]]


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== The Cunting Ground ==

[[File:TheHuntingGround.jpg|thumb|[[Science fiction|In a world where campus rape is an epidemic!]]]]
[[File:HauntingGround.jpg|thumb|Footage from [[Doing it wrong|''Haunting Ground'']].]]
[[File:KeshaAndDebilitas.jpg|thumb|Ke$ha reenacts the previous scene from ''Haunting Ground''.]]
[[File:DianeWarren.jpg|thumb|Diane Warren, Liza Minnelli's aborted twin brother.]]
[[File:WarrenAndGaga.jpg|thumb|They are ugly and they are diseased.]]
[[File:EricaKinsman.jpg|thumb|Erica Kuntsman, millionaire extortionist cunt.]]
[[File:JameisWinstonRapeface.jpg|thumb|Jameis Winston, innocent negro.]]

Believing that her [[personal army]] still wasn't big enough, Ke$ha decided to up the ante and begin a string of performances dedicated to the righteous cause of further slandering Dr. Luke and diminishing actual rape victims. The first of these performances took place on May 7, 2016, at the Humane Society of the United States' ''To The Rescue Gala'' in [[Los Angeles]].

As one would expect from an event dedicated to saving animals, Ke$ha performed a moving rendition of Lady Gaga's ''Til It Happens to You'' – A song about '''''rape''''' from a horribly inaccurate "documentary" about America's [[Raped Statistics|campus rape epidemic]] entitled ''The Hunting Ground''. Yes, Ke$ha sang a song about '''''rape''''' at an event dedicated to '''''saving animals''''' because she now wants to save all of the innocent animals from being raped by [[Dracoguard]] and [[Sarah Nyberg]].

Understandably, there were some objections to Ke$ha's performance from folks who believed that [[Fact|it was fucking stupid]] to sing a song about rape while showing a [[Powerpoint presentation]] that featured images of [[KFC|abused livestock]] and [[NEDM|other]] [[Zippocat|assorted]] [[Wang Jue|animal]] [[Luka Magnotta|abuse]].


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|I want to dedicate this song to every man, woman, child, animal, that has ever been abused…|Ke$ha, dedicating her performance to [[Mr. Hands]]' horse.

|The objections weren’t over Kesha so much as they were over using a song written about sexual assault from the CNN documentary, {{sic|The Hurting Ground|The Hunting Ground}}, and playing it over images of farm animals being abused.|Billboard's interview with Diane Warren

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So what exactly is ''The Hunting Ground'' and why is it the shittiest excuse for a "documentary" to ever be unleashed upon the [[Feminists|ignorant masses]]? See for yourself.


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|<youtube>GBNHGi36nlM</youtube><br/>The Hunting Ground trailer.
|<youtube>4x-RI0FPs58</youtube><br/>Rape liar and extortionist Erica Kinsman in The Hunting Ground.
|<youtube>XJrNtg94SxQ</youtube><br/>Fuck facts.
|<youtube>0sLiS4Ew84k</youtube><br/>Fuck you, Erica.

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Yes, the film isn't so much a "documentary" as it is a [[feminist]] [[propaganda]] piece that cites classic [[Raped Statistics|discredited bullshit statistics]] such as "''One in five women is raped in college.''" and "''All niggers steal shit.''" Not only is it a shitty propaganda piece, but it also features at least one woman '''''who falsely accused a man of rape'''''.

Meet '''Erica Kinsman''', the privileged, racist, white bitch who falsely accused [[Handegg|2013 Heisman Trophy]] winner [[Nigger|'''Jameis Winston''']] of rape so she could '''''sue Florida State University and extort them into giving her a $7,000,000 settlement'''''. Erica attempted to tell the police that the sex she had with Jameis Winston definitely wasn't consensual because she [[Moonman|hates black people]] and would never have sex with one.


{{quote|I don't fuck niggers.|Erica Klansman}}


Unfortunately for Erica, proof was discovered that '''''she was actually dating a black man at the time and had actually [[LMFAO|lied to the police about being a racist]]'''''.

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== Cock Blocked at the BBMAs ==

[[File:GuitarKesha.jpg|thumb|[[Guitar Hero|Guitar Hobo]]]]
[[File:BobDylanIsNotAmusedByYourBullshit.jpg|thumb|Bob Dylan is not amused by Ke$ha's bullshit.]]
[[File:Lenafatcake.png|thumb|I'm not introducing Ke$ha now? Back to [[Paedophilia|caek]].]]
[[File:Dat_Gaga.png|thumb|Gaga ooh-la-la-a! Rama-[[ramadan]] something.]]
[[File:Ursuluke3.jpg|thumb|Luke stole Ke$ha's voice, and we thank him for that.]]
[[File:DrLukeTrueForm.jpg|thumb|How Ke$ha's fans view Dr. Luke]]
[[File:KeshaHasNoSoul.jpg|thumb|[[Disregard that]], she got her voice back but she's lost her soul.]]
[[File:ElKesha.jpg|thumb|La Bruja]]
[[File:KeshaSanders.jpg|thumb|[[Gay|Brokeback]] [[Colonel Sanders]]]]
[[File:TheColonel.jpg|thumb|[[Stop right there, criminal scum!|Eat mor chikin, vegan scum!]]]]
[[File:KeshaStorySuit.jpg|thumb|🌈👁❤️🐱]]

On May 11, 2016, it was revealed that Ke$ha intended to give a "[[Slander|statement]]" performance at the 2016 ''Billboard Music Awards'' in [[Las Vegas]]. Her plan was to include pictures of Dr. Luke (most likely as [[Satan]]) and she was going to sing a new song entitled ''Buried Alive'' – but when word reached Luke that Ke$ha was planning to publically slander him on national television, he rescinded her permission to perform at the [[BBW|BBMAs]].

Regrettably, this was what Ke$ha intended all along.  After having her permission to give an [[Emma Sulkowicz|Emo Sulkybitch-esque]] performance revoked, Ke$ha immediately went on [[Facebook]] and [[Instagram]] and made a post where she once again lied her fucking arse off and attempted to play the role of the innocent damsel in distress.


{{quote|I was very excited to perform a tribute to Bob Dylan{{jew}} by singing a cover of "It ain't me, babe" at the Billboard awards this year. I'm very sad and sorry to say I won't be allowed to do this. I just wanted to make very clear that this performance was about me honoring one of my favorite songwriters of all time and has never had anything at all to do with Dr. Luke. I was never going to use a picture of him, speak of him or allude to my legal situation in any way. I simply wanted to sing a song I love to honor an artist I have always looked up to. thank u all for the continued support.|Ke$ha lies about her intentions for the BBMAs.}}


Yes, she attempted to claim that she was going to cover a Bob Dylan song and make no references to Luke – Not very believable from someone who was singing about rape at an animal rights gala the previous week. Also notable is the fact that known child molester and false rape accuser [[Lena Dunham]] was supposed to introduce Ke$ha at the BBMAs.


{{quote|How is Dr Luke's "fear" of being talked about even constitute a legal claim to bar a performance that may or may not have his name mentioned?/ Seems a bit over-reaching to me. Male artists would be treated totally differently!!!! SEXISM MUST END!!!!!!!!!!!!!|An anonymous Care2 faggot, being utterly retarded}}


The next day, Pebe made yet another series of obnoxious tweets where she whined about her daughter being a slave or some shit.


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|So are Keshas constitutional rights being violated now, judge Lady?Does every adult woman need a mans permission to do what she loves?|Pebe, demonstrating her extraordinary grasp of the US Constitution.

|Does Kesha have the right to pursue her happiness? Or did they only mean that for rich men?|Pebe, on Dr. Luke being a FUCKING WHITE MALE

|Do you think that there is one male singer who could ever be "not allowed to sing " on the Billboard Awards by another man???|Yes. Oh, was that not the answer you wanted?

|How much more public abuse does my daughter have to take before someone says " Enough is enough"!|Pebe, belittling ''real'' abuse survivors.

|In an office, all the boss has to do is touch a woman's butt or breast and that's sexual harassment!! So what is this and where's the police|Pebe, implying that cancelling a performance is worse than arse-grabbing.

|Just goes to show you that money can buy anything including legal rulings|Pebe, accusing Shirley Kornreich of accepting bribes.

|And how can one person OWN another persons right to sing? Song is prayer. So can Kesha pray without permission? Where's the line judge lady?|Because she signed a business contract, numbcunt.

|Wouldn't it be nice if other artists stood with Kesha and refused to preform if she is not allowed to sing!|Pebe, suggesting the boycott of an awards show with no involvement in the dispute.

|Are KEMOSABE's actions today the actions of a record label that is trying to promote the success of their artist ?|Maybe if your daughter hadn't planned to slander Luke on national television...

|Wouldn't any record company fight to have their artist have the exposure to millions? Only if they wanted their artist to succeed !|ON NATIONAL TELEVISION

|My daughters record company wants her to fail and be broke from them dragging her through court for as long as they can|Did Luke "force" her to get the boob job and lip injections?

|Way to go American legal system!|Pebe knows that the system works.

|$$$$$$$$$$$$|Pebe Jewbert

|Is the truth still the truth even if your lawyer made mistakes and did it all wrong? Or is justice based on what lawyer you can afford?|Your daughter hired Mark FUCKING Geragos.


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Soon after this, [[Lady Gaga]] decided to yet again insert her fat arse into the situation by referring to Dr. Luke as a [[Disney]] villain.


{{quote|Isn't it strange that it's legal to own a woman this way? Listen Ursula, we want her voice back. #freeKesha|Lady Gaga, master of jurisprudence.}}


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|I'm going to slander you at the BBMAs if you don't let me out of my contract.|What Ke$ha probably said to Dr. Luke

|I wasn't going to mention Luke, I told him that but he didn't believe me! BAWWWWW|What Ke$ha said to everyone else


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{{quote|dear Mr. ben folds, thank u for tonight. thanks for letting me share your stage, your band, your audience, your humor, your songs. thanks for believing in me. thanks for being a positive and encouraging human in my life. thanks for ur records that got me through high school. thanks for being a genius composer. thanks for being nice when we work together. thanks for letting me play a Bob Dylan cover with you. thanKs for being a good friend in this scary business. and lastly. thanks for cleaning my wine glass with ur old man panties. ur an A class gentleman. love you fucker|Ke$ha loves Ben "fucker" Folds}}


{{quote|Kesha's performance on the Billboard Music Awards was always approved, in good faith. Approval was only suspended when Kemosabe learned Kesha was to use the performance as a platform to discuss the litigation. Now that Kemosabe has obtained assurances, that it is relying upon, from Kesha, her representatives and Dick Clark Productions that neither Kesha nor her supporters will use the performance as such a platform, the approval has been restored.|Kemosabe}}


{{quote|the story is ...my heart got stabbed. I was betrayed. I thought I was going to die. then I found my rainbow by following my intuition. ( or third eye as I've interpreted it ) and learned to trust myself. find my real voice. and learned to love unconditionally through my relationship with that little shit Mr. peeps. that's my nudie story❤️|Ke$ha, being insane}}


{{quote|Kesha's performance isn't the only thing that's been torpedoed by her rapist Dr. Luke.|Common Gay Boy thinks that Luke also [[Fucked|torpedoed]] Ke$ha's arse}}


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== STOP FAT SLUT SHAMING ME! ==

[[File:KeshasFatArse.jpg|thumb|Fuck you and fuck my arse!]]
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[[File:FatarseResponse.jpg|thumb|After her fans saw the post, this edit was inevitable.]]

Meanwhile, Ke$ha was busy dealing with  [[Sane|haters]] on Instagram who believed her to just be a fat, ugly, untalented, lying whore. In an attempt to prove them wrong, Ke$ha then decided to post numerous images of her fake titties and fat arse, something that a whore would clearly never do!

Eventually, a kind soul named '''jackknife76''' decided to offer Ke$ha some [[PROTIP|friendly advice]] and told her to stop being a fat, attention-whoring cunt at every opportunity.  Unfortunately for jackknife, Ke$ha was [[butthurt]] by this advice and proceeded to make an Instagram post shaming jackknife as a fat-shamer.


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|I have been battling depression and an eating disorder for a while now. my career is in a strange place and it feels like I'm fighting an uphill fight some days. but I have decided to take my life back. my freedom. my happiness. my voice. my worth. I will not just fucking be quiet and hide. today I will say fuck it and live. So FUUUUUUUUCK it. today I'm making that choice. AND IM HAPPY AS A DAMN [[Vagoo|CLAM]]. and also a big ol fuck u if u wanna hate on my body. just remember that makes u look like a dickhead. ✌🏼️|Ke$ha thinks we're dickheads.

|dear @jackknife76 , I see that you would very much like me to know that you think I'm ugly, and also a "whore". well, I understand that that is your opinion, but I disagree. I'm not perfect but I'm pretty fucking magical. and also, I am not, in fact, a whore. also bullying someone who has struggled publicly with body issues is pretty mean. thank god I'm in a place in my life where I feel empowered to address your nasty comments instead of letting them destroy me. so. on behalf of anyone anywhere who struggles with body image, STOP IT. my body is not your business. ✨in conclusion, kiss my magical imperfect ass 💋❤️✌🏼️💅|Fat$ha

|mr peeps taught me about unconditional love. I adore my little [[The Blue Waffle|trash cat]]. I also am so happy I have some people in my life that are trustworthy and loyal. weed the shady fuckers out before they bite. trust me.|Ke$ha

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In case it wasn't already obvious, yes, Ke$ha merely needs to tell her fans a name to get them to attack.


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{{quote|Why is people laughing at Kesha's body? She's beautiful and healthy and y'all should fuck off|selenasrhythm, believing that [[diabetes]] is "healthy".}}


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== No, Luke, I am your Failtroll ==

[[File:Sw4ylol.jpg|thumb|sw4ylol a.k.a. Darth Faggot a.k.a. [[Spoilers|Luke's father]]]]
[[File:SonOfLuke.png|thumb|Luke's son, srsly.]]
[[File:IreneRichter.jpeg|thumb|Irene Richter, Kemosabe Records' "[[Trying too hard|Director of Chaos]]".]]

As soon as the calendar turned another page and June [[The Current Year|2016]] arrived, a smelly [[Romanian]] [[Skiddie|hacker]] named '''sw4ylol''' blessed the Animals with an early [[Christmas]] present – Dr. Luke's mobile phone number!


{{quote|Feel free to text/call him, and tell him he's a rapist!|sw4ylol, an hour before being [[B&]] from Twitter}}


As expected, the [[Retards|Animals]] quickly began another round of harassment against Luke.


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|don't usually like when people are [[doxxed]]

but nurse puke isn't a person, let alone a human being so pls call it and moan like a german porn star

spam the shit out of this number pls

and the e-mail|concloms

|I'm going to call the number and playing some hardcore gay porn|Pop Talker, an admin on Church of Pop

|I tried FaceTime and he didnt accept i left him a text claiming to be bow wow though.|Day Dreamer

|Everyone call [[Censorship|[REDACTED]]] or [[Censorship|[REDACTED]]] and tell Dr. Luke he's an ugly rapist|angelxdv

|I hope u die|LordedoRock, txting Dr. Luke

|tbh i don't think calling up dr luke to tell him he's a rapist will set kesha free from her contract with sony smh|HONEYMOONPRISM, failing to realize that #FreeKesha is actually #HarassLuke

|Katy's hacker leaks Dr. Luke's info, supports Kesha|Okan, reporting that [[doxing]] Luke is a [[Bastard|legitimate]] way of supporting Ke$ha

|Today was amazing. Lukes info got hacked and I'm gettin dick 10/10|Kole P. Cluxton, being a faggot

|who wants dr Luke's number because he deserves to be attacked|HolyDemiPerry

|This @katyperry hacker is savage! They went and released Dr. Luke's phone number. If anyone deserves prank calls and abuse, it's him.|Paul Haydon



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In an unexpected development, [[Twitter]] decided to '''''actually enforce its rules for once''''' and began locking accounts that leaked Dr. Luke's phone number – A turn of events that angered [[Hypocrites|Ke$ha's fans]].


{{quote|I've been blocked for 5 hours because I shared Dr. Luke's phone number. I'm so disgusted.|DaveSebert, disgusted that he can't tweet peoples' dox}}


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== Orlando and the Curse of Ke$ha ==

[[File:GaysMakeKeshaCry.jpg|thumb|A week after this photo was taken, 50 homos would be dead.]]
[[File:KevinJamesLoibl.jpg|thumb|This isn't a mirror, it's just a photo of Kevin James Loibl.]]
[[File:KeshaAndGrimmie.jpg|thumb|Ke$ha poses with Christina Grimmie's still-breathing corpse.]]
[[File:WalkingGun.jpg|thumb|Ke$ha accused this innocent gun of committing murder.]]
[[File:NoMexicans.jpg|thumb|Ke$ha is helping to build a [[Detroit|Utopian world]] by tweeting images.]]
[[File:KeshaHeartsOmar.jpg|thumb|RIP Omar Mateen, he was an Muslim faggot.]]
[[File:LaneGraves.jpg|thumb|Too soon?]]
[[File:AlligatoR-15.jpg|thumb|Now Ke$ha will care.]]

In June of 2016, Ke$ha performed at Disney World's Gay Days in Orlando, Florida. At the end of her performance, she helped one of her gay fans named '''Joseph "Joey" Negrelli''' propose to his boyfriend [[Paki|'''Naveed''']] and then promptly began crying at the sight of such gayness occurring before her eyes. The unholy union of faggotry washed in the sea donkey's tears summoned the [[DOUBLE NIGGER]] and within a week, Orlando began to suffer the consequences of accepting Ke$ha into their midst as crazy, spooky and tragic shit started hitting the fan.  

Meet '''Christina Grimmie''', a 22-year-old singer, [[weeaboo]] and [[YouTuber]] who found a moderate amount of fame after appearing as a contestant on NBC's [[Tay Zonday|''The Voice'']]. Christina, who had also performed at the previous month's Humane Society Gala, was performing in Orlando less than a week after Ke$ha's Gay Days performance when she was gunned down by a 27-year-old [[ginger]] [[atheist]] and [[Geek Squad]] employee named '''Kevin James Loibl''' during an autograph session after her show.

It was initially reported that [[The Amazing Atheist|The Amazing Ginger Atheist]] had killed Grimmie because she was a known [[Christfag]], but this was quickly proven to be false. The even moar lulzy truth was that Loibl had developed a disturbing obsession with Grimmie and had [[unrealistic expectations]] of one day becoming her [[Chris-Chan|girlfriend-free boyfriend]].

Loibl's slightly-unhealthy obsession with Christina Grimmie eventually led him to '''''get [[Michael Jackson|plastic surgery]] and become a [[Vagina|vegan]] in an attempt to win over her heart'''''. Despite his obsession with Grimmie, Loibl seemingly remained completely unaware of the fact she was already in a relationship with Stephen Rezza, her producer, until his friends showed him pictures of the happy couple. Loibl reacted to this revelation by doing what any reasonable person would do – he decided that he'd drive to Orlando and shoot her dead.

Loibl, apparently unaware that the police may wish to [[Kill|talk to him]] after gunning down a woman in front of hundreds of people, had originally planned on to simply driving back home for his daily fap after murdering Grimmie.  Unfortunately, his ingenious plot was ruined when Christina's brother immediately tackled the scrawny ginger cunt to the ground and prepared to [[Netoraserare|beat the living shit out of]] the faggot who had just shot his sister. Realizing that he was a pussy who couldn't handle a beating or [[Bubba|arserape]] in prison, Loibl then took the coward's way out by becoming [[an hero]].


{{quote|Loibl's obsession with Grimmie led him to getting hair transplants and Lasik eye surgery to make himself an appealing man she couldn't resist. He even went vegan to lose weight. However, his plans to get her attention turned into plans to kill her after his friends pointed out the late singer already had a boyfriend, who's none other than her producer.|aceshowbiz, explaining how Loibl was a [[pathetic]] virgin}}


When Ke$ha, who was in [[Pittsburgh]] for a performance at [[Gay pride|Pittsburgh Pride]], learned of the shooting she found an old photo of herself with a less-dead Christina Grimmie and posted it on Instagram along with her demands for gun control because we all know that the evil, sentient gun was solely to blame for this tragedy and not the fucking psychotic ginger faggot who '''''drove for 2 FUCKING HOURS''''' just to use the gun on a woman that he had never even met [[IRL]].

Oh, and one of her spastic fans somehow decided that Christina Grimmie's death must have been Dr. Luke's fault and used this as an opportunity to call for his death.


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|I'm shocked and horrified. and angry. how many times are we as a nation going to read a horrific story like this, where someone uses a gun to kill an innocent person, and DO NOTHING. I demand gun control. this is sickening. I am so so so sorry for Christina's fans and family. my heart is with you. she was a beautiful spirit and will not be forgotten.|Ke$ha is shocked and appalled

|We will avenge you, my friend. We must see to it that @TheDoctorLuke goes to prison for what happened. #FreeKesha|Sarah Harris, blaming Luke for the actions of a psychotic ginger virgin

|I still can't believe @TheRealGrimmie is gone. May @TheDoctorLuke and his cronies stew in hell forever and ever.|Sarah Harris, telling Luke to stew in [[Hell]] for something he wasn't involved in

|Im terribly sorry about what I said earlier. I certainly didn't mean I wanted to hurt Dr. Luke in any way, but I can see why ppl thought so.|Sarah Harris, pretending to be sorry

|I don't want any harm done.|Sarah Harris, lying

|Ok, I have no love for Dr. Luke but the conspiracy theory he had Christina Grimmie killed as she was gonna speak about Kesha is total BS|Luke Bannon, actually possessing intelligence


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The next day, once again in Orlando, a highly rapeable, homosexual [[Muslim]] named '''Omar Mir Seddique Mateen''' walked into [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre|the Pulse nightclub]], his favourite gay bar, and proceeded to gun down his spic homosexual brethren – an act that earned him the [[high score]] with a '''''total of 49 kills''''' and ended with him too becoming an [[martyr]] and getting his [[Asspie|72 virgins]]. [[gg]] m8.

Despite the fact that Mateen was shouting "ALLAHU AKBAR!" while gunning down 50 fags and had previously pledged his allegiance to [[ISIS]], this was [[Bullshit|definitely not a terrorist attack]] and was merely an isolated incident of a cock-starved gay Muslim going [[batshit insane]] and murdering 50 of his fellow gays for [[Desperate|no apparent reason]]. After all, '''''guns don't kill people, [[Fundies]] kill people'''''.

In response to this second tragedy, both Ke$ha and Pebe took to Instagram and Twitter to voice their [[Shit|opinions]].


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|sometimes things leave you at a loss for words. my heart is with the families and the loved ones of these victims. this is so sad. I don't understand why these shootings are happening. I'm just so sorry.|Ke$ha "Let's kill kids for Satan" $ebert, on the [[Pulse Nightclub Massacre]]

|The American government handed the Orlando murderer those guns! Not Isis, we gave him the right to buy assault weapons!Everything else is BS|Pebe Sebert, blaming the government

|An angry, mentally unstable man murders 49 people, and republicans are blaming Barack Obama! Unbelievable!!!|Pebe Sebert, defending the leader of the government

|We were at "Gay Day" a week ago in Orlando. Now I'm wondering how many of our brothers and sister are dead? When is the USA GONNA SAY ENOUGH|Pebe has had ENOUGH


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Two days later, Orlando was hit with its third tragedy in less than a week when a 2-year-old boy named '''Lane Graves''' who was visiting a Disney resort with his family was suddenly abducted by an alligator. The following day Lane's body was recovered and the Seberts offered the following condolences to Lane's grieving family.


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|im an alligator|Ke$ha admits to killing Lane Graves

|gator bait. best. porn. ever.|Ke$ha, on the best. porn. ever.

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A week after Lane Graves' death, Florida's utterly incompetent park officials released a statement claiming that they were certain that the alligator responsible for Lane's death had been captured and [[euthanize]]d. The problem? They came to this conclusion after they '''''rounded up six fucking gators from the area and [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|holocausted all of them''''']].

Now that the gators have been denied their right to due process, it's only a matter of time before bleeding-heart Ke$ha shows up and blames Luke.

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{{quote|I don't know if you guys know what I'm going through, I'm going through a lawsuit.|Ke$ha, on her [[LOL|first world problems]].}}


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