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'''Eminem''' or '''EMINƎM''' ([[Powerword|Marshall Bruce Mathers III]]), also known as '''€minem''', '''Slim Shady (eminem isnt actually slim shady, slim shady is the voice in his mirror that mocks his niggertry every night)'''<ref><nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1bklziBkJg</nowiki></ref><ref><nowiki>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yrduKhabvzU</nowiki></ref> '''M&M''' and '''The White Nigger''' is an American [[Wigger|hip-hop artist]] widely known for his extreme rapping skillz, and as the first wigger famous for releasing an [[original]] track that reached the mainstream. This was done to encourage Aryans to dabble in nigger-"music" and its inevitable cultural consequences of depraved criminality. This Jew experiment was a success, with lasting consequences from which society is still reeling.

Eminem's debut album was called ''"[[Infinity|Infinite]]"'', and it was released in [[1990s|1996]]. However, he did not attain fame until a few years later, when he released a vastly inferior album.  This trend has continued to the point where now Eminem's older albums are outselling any new albums he's since released, as he slowly circles the sell out's drain and becomes ever increasingly cucked by Universal who doesn't allow their artists to be controversial.

Early in his career, before being ball gagged by his betters, Eminem racked up a lot of attention, [[drama]] and triggered the fuck out of [[old media]] by casually taking on every macabre subject imaginable, from [[incest]], child cannibalism, [[Mass Shooting|mass shootings]] (such as [[Columbine]]), [[serial killers]], [[NSA|assassinating the president]], his self-repressed [[homosexuality]] and even moar.  Those times are long passed though, since slim shady stopped possesing him, and he's since become more corporate than controversial, now fully accepted by the [[NORPs]] and muzzled by mainstream media, he's become your dad's rap artist, an aging relic no longer relevant in counter-culture.

{{quote|I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?|Actual Eminem quote}}

==Background==
[[File:Eminem_in_the_pay_of_jew_weinstein.jpg|thumb|right|300px|So much for your SJW cred, wigger]]
Eminem grew up in the [[Detroit]] area, a predominantly black, festering [[shithole]] that's been run by Democrats for over half a century. He was a major spaz growing up, like all severely autistic and shit, [[Sob story|he wound up picked on and pushed around a lot as a result]].  His home life wasn't much better, growing up fatherless and continually fucked in the head by his junkiewhore mother who treated him like a living pharmaceutical experiment.

His uncle introduced him to [[Rape|rap]] one day, likely after introducing his mouth to his uncle's cock flute, which is what inspired him to start incessantly rapping about fags and likely what drove his uncle to kill himself shortly thereafter when he realized his child bone smuggling operation was going to wind up exposed as a result of this retard who couldn't keep his rap trap shut.

It was clear from the get-go that his ability to rap resembled that of a paraplegic's ability to walk and he spent most of his early adulthood trying to impress drunken partygoers at [[ghetto]] clubs who probably never even bothered to remember his name, much less their own names or where they were even at as they were probably all simultaneously drunk ''and'' cracked out.  Eventually he caught the eye of Dr. Dre who saw a potential market in "white boi rap" and pimped the little bitch out with some blockbuster beat tracks that allowed Eminem to gain undeserved fame.
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==Fall From Fame==
[[File:Eminem and jew manager paul rosenberg.png|thumb|right|200px|The Jew at [[Rap|work]]]]
As a result of his spotlight stealing sellout act Eminem gained worldwide recognition and attention, largely as a result of Dr. Dre using him as a living butt puppet (in more ways than one) and partly as a result of the crazy/spazy shit he autisically popped off while popping pills. He soon became a faux figurehead in mock-edgy white mainstream culture.  Effectively the rap equivalent of a Che Guevara t-shirt, our little "rap God" was continually and histrionically portrayed as some purveyor of provoking commentary.  But as his corporate controllers slowly brought the bitch to heel, he eventually became just another sad [[sellout]], whose entire life is more horseshit and hype than hopeful happenstance out of a ghetto hell hole.  Eminem didn't break free from the underbelly of society... he just became its [[Pussybitch|simpering, whiny little whore job]].  He got out of the gutter by selling his [[No|sweet]] ass off to the highest bidder, who eventually [[cuck]]ed the bitch and muzzled him like a dog.
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=== A Puppet And A Gay Guy Owned His Ass ===

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[[File:Img-moby-03 132122498518.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Eminem was convinced everyone would see him as a real toughie by kicking this guy's ass.]]

[[Image:Christina-Aguilera-red-stage-outfit.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Eminem is gay.  He'd rather fight her than try to fuck her.]]

Being like every [[typical]], white kid to come before him, Eminem wanted to show off all 3 of his [[Man|big boy]] hairs and decided to copy the [[Nigger|Black Man]] by getting into a feud with someone so he could look like a bad-ass.<br>

So who'd he pick, some West Coast Gansta Rapper from Compton?  Some steroid shooting prison rapper?  Maybe he went after some Heroin needle rider from a grunge band?  NO!  Being the bleached white bitch that he is Eminem, back in 2002, picked two of the safest people on the planet.  He picked Moby, a bald [[music|techno-music]] faggot that looks like [[Cancer Jesus|Charlie Brown getting chemo]] that any girl, picked at random, could [[pwn]] and Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, a rubber puppet of a dog with a hand up his ass or what rappers and music critics would say describes the working relationship between Eminem and Dr. Dre. <br>

Most people put this moment as the begining of Eminem's Fall From Fame because for all his bitching about being bullied and made fun of while growing up as a [[Nerd|nerdy]] white kid in [[Detroit]] in his songs that he had to resort to [[bully|bullying]] the least threatening person at the VMAs.<br>

{{Quote|Keep booing, little girl. I will hit a man with glasses.|Eminem trying to look like a badass by threatening Moby}}

Probably the worst damage to Eminem's person, or rather his [[Internet Tough Guy|wannabe tough guy character]] came from Triumph The Insult Comic Dog (A.K.A. Robert Smigel) when it came out in role at a "Press Conference", on Conan O'Brian", wearing a neck brace after Eminem grabbed his head and pushed him away showing the world what a [[bitch]] Eminem really is by starting a feud that would last 3 years when he said, <br>

{{Quote|Everyone, please. Let's all try to be easy on Eminem. At the end of the day, he's just another white guy trying to make an honest living… stealing black people's music.|Triumph The Insult Comic Dog}}

Picking the least threatening people to feud with seems to be par-for-the-course with Eminem because before Moby and Triumph The Insult Comic Dog, his first real big feud was with [[Spic|Christina Aguilera]] when in his shit-fest rhyme ''The Real Slim Shady'' he decided to tell her that he liked her by running up to her on the playground and punching her in the arm when he accused her of sucking off Carson Daly, to get her videoes into high rotation on MTV, and Fred Durst [[Just Because]] she's a whore and Fred has a dick.<br>

As most would expect, Eminem got his ass handed to him when Christina answered him back, using the same ''Slim Shady'' beat and said that he could be rapping about her sucking his dick if he could have lasted long enough for her to get his zipper down.<br>

This was mostly played off as a joke in the news and in entertainment magazines so nothing really came out of it.  It's only after a history of watching Eminem going after some of the least likely people, mostly women, so he can call himself a bad ass, such as [[Pedophile|Michael Jackson]], [[Crazy|Mariah Carey]] and [[Scientology|Wil Smith]] that you start to see a pattern from him and that he's completely serious.<br>

==Controversy==
Due to his offensive, lulzy behavior, Eminem has naturally offended millions of people, mainly LGBT degenerates and [[Concerned Mother|Soccermoms]]. 

===Columbine Connection===
Yes, the soccermoms tried to fucking blame Eminem for [[Columbine]], despite the killers ([[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold]]) despising rap. Not backing down from the horde of suburban soccermoms, Eminem attacked them back, bringing in even moar controversy, repeatedly mentioning the killers, and using the butthurt to fuel his career, bringing in big bucks. 

Several of his songs reference Columbine:

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====[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7q-NEHj0sPM#t=1m46s White America]====
White Am'''eric'''a, 

I could be one of your kids, 

white America, 

little [[Eric Harris|Eric]] looks just like this.

====[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWmG0ZsUAag#t=2m3s The Way I Am]====
And all of this '''controversy''' circles me

And it seems like the '''media''' immediately ''Points a finger at me''...

So I point one back at 'em, but not the index or pinkie

Or the ring or the thumb, it's the one you put up

When you don't give a fuck, ''when you won't just put up''

With the bullshit they pull, 'cause they full of shit too

When a dude's getting '''bullied''' and '''[[School Shooting|shoots up his school]]'''

And they ''blame'' it on '''Marilyn'''... and the heroin, man,

Where were the parents at? And look where it's at

Middle America, now it's a '''tragedy'''

Now it's so sad to see, an [[Colorado|upper class city]]

''Having this happening''...

Then attack Eminem 'cause I rap this way...

====[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adwTCJOz3rM#t=3m5s I'm Back]====
I take seven kids from Columbine, 

stand 'em all in line

Add an AK-47, a revolver, a 9

A MAC-11 and it oughta solve the problem of mine

And that's a whole ''school of bullies'' '''shot up''' all at one time!

[http://www.billboard.com/articles/news/6685770/15-year-old-boy-arrested-instagram-eminem-im-back-lyrics-columbine-fresno Some kid] actually got v& IRL for posting these lyrics. Welcome to [[1984]], [[Americunts]].

====[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQwm1Q4hh6w#t=3m2s Remember Me]====

Came home, and somebody musta broke in the back window

And stole two loaded machine guns

And both of my '''trenchcoats'''

Sick, sick dreams of picnic scenes

Two kids, sixteen, with M-16's and ten clips each

And them shits reach through six kids each

And Slim gets ''blamed in Bill Clint's speech'' to fix these streets?

====[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FweLI9SMcKo#t=3m49s D12: Revelations]====
Wait 'til school's over, pu-pil are people to shoot through

Kids goin cuckoo, with a two-two

Since my fame is this new dude, in this high school

Losin his noodle learn that people don't like you

The football jocks is, spittin on him

Popular kids in school is now '''pickin on him'''

Burn out youngsta niggaz now hittin on him

And his teacher in his english class keep flippin on him

And now he's grounded with no allowances

for drinkin forty ounces, cause he was caught by his counselors

And why the fuck I gotta ride the bench coach?

Already got expelled for wearin a '''trenchcoat'''

All I ever seen is.. {violence, violence}

Told me to keep silent, stepped back in my eyelids

It's apparent that my parents weren't parents at all

That's why I ''blew out my brains'' and '''murdered you all'''!

===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gav9SC8CIak#t=2m20 Death Threat]===
In one of Eminem's songs, "We As Americans", he rants about the decadent, dumb and degenerate society that was Bush-era America. A segment in the song has Eminem state:

Than making paper airplanes out of a twenty

Fuck money! I don't rap for [[Money|dead presidents]].

I'd rather see the [[W|president]] [[GTFO|*dead*]].

It's never been said, but I set precedents.


Apparently [[W]] thought it was such a big deal that he sent the Secret Service over to Eminem to harass and intimidate him.

===Homophobia===
Throughout his career, Eminem has insulted and trolled thousands of fags, all [[for the lulz]].

====[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x7b4Pkzlub8#t=1m Hate fags, the answer's yes]====
My words are like a ''dagger'' with a ''jagged'' edge

That'll ''stab'' you in the head, whether you're a ''fag'' or lez

Or a homosex, ''hermaph'' or a trans-a-vest

''Pants'' or dress, hate ''fags''? The ''answer's'' yes

Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic

Staring at my jeans, watching my genitals bulgin'

That's my motherfuckin' balls, you'd better let go of 'em

They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of 'em!

===Anti-semitism===

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==Out of the Closet==
After decades of denial, Eminem finally came out of the closet live during an interview! 

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===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TVSJEnIrKnQ#t=26s Hector's rectum]===

It's my sector, [[homosexual]] dissector

Come again- rewind selector!

I said nice [[rectum]], I had a ''vasectomy'' hector

So you can't get ''pregnant'' if I '''bisexually wreck ya'''

Hannibal Lector into '''guy sex'''

and I bet ya I ''tantalize'' ya 

in the less than five seconds I get ya

===[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJOsjP33nF4#t=57s Fast Lane]===

So I'm thinking 'bout this nice, nice lady

Wait, no, stop me now 'fore I get on a roll (Danish)

Let me tell you what this pretty little dame's name is

‘Cause she's kinda famous

And I hope that I don't sound too heinous when I say this,

[[Nicki Minaj]], but I wanna stick my penis in your [[anus]]

===Cold Wind Blows===

You don't listen to 'em anyway, yeah, struck a nerve

Sucker, motherfucker, might as well let my lips pucker

Like Elton John, ‘cause I'm just a mean cocksucker

I told you ain't no fuckin' way to shush me

Call me a faggot ‘cause I hate a pussy

===Fack===


I'm all outta gas, not so fast

Uh, your '''finger just went in my ass'''

Ow, that hurts, take it out now

Oh, wait a minute, '''ow, put it back in''', in-in-in

This '''don't mean I'm gay''', I don't like men

I like boobs, boobs, boobs

Now see that gerbil, grab that tube, '''shove it up my butt'''

Let that little rascal '''nibble on my asshole'''

Uhh, yeah, right there, right there

Ahh, I'm coming, oh, yeah

Fack, I just came again, okay, pull it out now

Oh, fuck yeah, wait, he's not out, he's still crawling around up there

Ow, fuck, I think it's stuck

Ow, but it feels so fucking good


Owwww, owwww, owwww (Oh, god damn!)

I'm gonna facking come! (Oh, shit!)

Fack, fack, fack (Fuck, I am!)

I am, I'm going to come (I'm coming!)


Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube

Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube

Ew, ew, ew, ew

==Daily Eminem Thread==
[[File:Typical_Eminem_related_post.png|thumb|A typical post in the Eminem thread]]
Daily Eminem Thread is either a [[thread]] where [[OP]] asks [[anons|people]]'s opinions on Eminem's music or a thread where they discuss spaghetti (see the section below). These threads [[nevar|rarely]] survive for more than a couple of hours. Contrary to their name, these threads are not made daily.{{citation needed}}

==Mom's Spaghetti Copypasta==
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>Be in school<br>
>Hot girl in front of me<br>
>She drops her pencil<br>
>She bends down to pick it up<br>
>She's not wearing panties<br>
>Turns around and looks at me<br>
>"Like what you see"?<br>
>Whole class goes "oooooooooh"<br>
>Palms are sweaty<br>
>Knees weak, arms are heavy<br>
>Vomit on my sweater already<br>
>Mom’s spaghetti
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<br /><small>([[Protip]] 4 [[You|newfags]]: [[copypasta|copy & paste]] it somewhere! [[sarcasm|Then you've finally done something you can REALLY be proud of.]])</small>

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==Eminem's new direction==
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On October 19, [[2016]], Eminem released a shitty freestyle titled "Campaign Speech" in a desperate attempt to stay relevant and reclaim his self-declared title of "rap god". To help promote his latest album, the release date coincided with the third presidential debate and nineteen days before the [[2016 Election|presidential election]]; the main subject being politics, as if we didn't have enough of that shit. He throws many insults towards (or in wigger terminology, disses) [[Drumpf|Donald Trump]] and expresses devotion to many in the [[social justice]] crowd in order to appease his new fanbase. Eminem [[trying too hard|tries hard]] to interject socially relevant commentary, the end result being 8 minutes of simply rhyming with numerous two dollar words that don't make any logical sense with one another. Naturally this track was well received by [[William Atchison|his old fanbase]], which was expecting more rapping about slapping a bitch, and other themes relevant to [[Niggers|persons of color]].

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{{quote|You got it twisted, all 'cause I offered this bitch / A doggie biscuit, you call me misogynistic / Bitch, get to massagin' this dick! / Like spas in this bitch, slob on it with gobs of lipstick}}

===Trump Diss===
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In October of 2017 Eminem's media marketing handlers decided to have their little dancing monkey do a freestyle rap video on BET as a means of promoting his upcoming album.  The video features Marsha Mathers like you've never seen <s>him</s> her before, all cucked up by the media and raggin like a little bitch about how Trump has got his tranny panties all up in a twist.  The video covered many poorly rhymed topics, from accosting Trump with a coffee pot to snickering about his skin color.  Apparently Marsha doesn't know that orange is the new black and his rhymes are all whack...<br><br>

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He opens his mouth, but the words won't come out<br>
He's chokin', how, everybody's jokin' now<br>
YouTube censors gotta cuck this cash cow<br>
Snap back to marketing, oh there goes some lyrics<br>
Oh, there goes more, gotta keep this Mathers muzzled<br>
He's gagged so bad, but he can't give up the money, not now<br>
Can't be controversial when you're owned by Universal<br>
Shits unfunny, Rabbit's lookin like the Easter Bunny<br><br>

Seriously though, that was just sad. It's like he wasn't even trying. No rhyme, no flow, just choppy drunken angry doubt from some has-been sellout bitchin like some pussy little girl scout.  Runnin at the mouth, talkin smack with his crappy Trump rap, tryin to make some fat stacks with weak ass slap backs. We won't hold back as we verbally attack, words like an Amtrak, goin clickity-clack, on over his back, he's catching flak, jackin for corporate crack in some old shack, tryin to hack up a comeback, the slack witted megalomaniac, have some more negative feedback...<br><br>

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Oh shi- everyone's slappin a bitch!

===Eminem's 2017 Flopback===
On November 10th Eminem dropped his first track in years and, well, it falls pretty flat...

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With Beyoncé as backdrop instead of beats it creates an oddly disjunctive sounding mess of what can best be described as "church rap" or "gospel rap", further cemented by the constant Christian quote whoring.  It's meandering musical apathy, like an animal nonchalantly shitting onto a piano at random, it has no catch, no distinctive melody or entrancing tune to tell it apart from any other lackluster, easy listening languish wailing in the wait time of a tiring call as your life is put on hold.  On the whole it sounds like something you'd hear at your local Church to try and recruit troubled black youth on over to Jesus. There's no flavor to it, no bite, no spice, no bitch slap of salty counter-culture crass clapping back across the masses.

Tragically the only thing we've learned from watching Eminem's career and listening to his music over the past twenty some odd years is that drugs and alcohol may not actually be such bad choices after all, at least from a creative perspective... in fact they might actually be necessary in order to produce outstanding art.

==Quotes==
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|My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him.|Another actual Eminem quote, as well as [[proof]] that he is in [[fact]] a [[bastard]].|Somewhere deep down there's a decent man in me, he just can't be found.|Eminem, coming clean|Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.|[[Truth]]|I always wished for this, but it's almost turning into more of a nightmare than a dream.|Eminem|I might talk about killing people, but that doesn't mean I do it.|Sadly, [[Soccermoms]] are incapable of processing this information.|It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who look up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I'm not a baby sitter.|Most parents who blame him for their children's behavior, never properly parented said children in the first place.|Yeah, I did see where the people dissing me were coming from. But, it's like, anything that happened in the past between black and white, I can't really speak on it, because I wasn't there. I don't feel like me being born the color I am makes me any less of a person.|[[Redundant|Liberal faggots]] would beg to differ.|My thing is this; if I'm sick enough to think it, then I'm sick enough to say it.|Eminem|There was a while when I was feeling like, 'Damn, if I'd just been born black, I would not have to go through all this'.|Racial [[Irony]] of the modern, leftist-created world.|I think my first album opened a lot of doors for me to push the freedom of speech to the limit.|Eminem|I was a smart kid, but I hated school.|I'm sure [[You]] can relate.|Anything I've ever said, I certainly was feeling at the time.|Pants or dress, hate fags? The answer's yes.|I didn't just invent saying offensive things.|You made a career out of it! Congratulations!}}

==Gallery==

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File:EminemDavidDuke.png|[[David Duke]] calls him out
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File:Mandms.jpg|Get redpilled
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File:EminemTrannyy.jpg|And a tranny
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File:Eminem4chanconspiratard.png|Chantard's batshit insane theory
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==See also==
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*[[Detroit]] - Shit hole where he grew up
*[[Elton John]] - Sucked him off to get Sir Elton to perform ''Stan'' with him at the 2001 VMAs
*[[Hopsin]] - A more shittier Eminem as a [[juggalo]]. Speaking of...
*[[Insane Clown Posse]] - more wigger rappers from Detroit
*[[Murder]] How come no one ever kills the sucky rappers
*[[Rap]]
*[[Snoop Dogg]] - Ripped off P-Funk's Atomic Dog.  Should be shot for this reason alone.
*[[Tupac]]
*[[Weird Al Yankovic|White And Nerdy]] - Face it, this is Eminem
*[[White Devils]] - the only ones who listen to him
*[[Wigger]]

==Not to be confused with==
*[[Edarem]] -undead pedo from Channel 9
*[[Slim Shady]] -the the better version of him

==External links==
*[http://eminem.com Official Website]
*{{wikilink|Eminem}}

===Lyrics===
*[http://www.azlyrics.com/e/eminem.html Eminem lyrics at azlyrics.com]
*[http://lyricsmusic.name/eminem-lyrics/ Eminem lyrics at lyricsmusic.name]
*[http://genius.com/artists/Eminem Eminem lyrics at genius.com]

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*{{Archive|unpnw|Eminem video urges anti-Bush vote}}
*{{Archive|6fIjW|Eminem attacks Caitlyn Jenner in vile transphobic rap}}
*{{Archive|1MlcO|Eminem’s homophobic lyrics are the worst kind of throwback}}
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*{{Archive|Wgi4Z|How Many Times Does Eminem Have to Say He Isn't Anti-Gay, You Faggots?}}
*{{Archive|zKXHI|A Plea for Tolerance in Tight Shorts. Or Not.}}
*{{Archive|dfCkr|Eminem: 10 Secrets You Didn’t Know About His Life}}
*[https://www.theawl.com/2018/01/is-eminem-dad-rock/ Eminem is "dad rock"] per Internet rag ''The Awl''


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