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'''Diamondhortensia''' (Real name: Ivy) is a [[shit|Tokyo Ghoul]] roleplayer who resides in the cancerous shithole known as [[Tumblr|Tumblr]].

DiamondWhoretensia is severely plagued with a disgustingly dangerous amount of [[Unwarranted Self-Importance]], pulling shitty abortions she dares to call art out of her ass every now and then while at the same time, bitching and complaining about how oh so awful her life at college and job is when she isn't preoccupied with sucking everyone's cock in order to gain sympathy. She claims to have 4 years of writing experience when all she can manage at best is about 2-3 sentences when replying to RP starters. She also enjoys raping the character Uta with her [[Mary-Sue|pathetic excuse of a character]], Maiko, by writing horrendous smut fanfics about them when in reality, Uta would have raked her eyes out and pissed on her pitiful corpse after setting fire to the whiny little bitch. This fact, however, hasn't stopped the pink-haired [[Weeaboo|weeb]] from [[stalking|pursuing]] after the poor guy and forcing her [[cancer|unwanted affections]] onto him. That is until one day, a Uta RPer, utaghoul-kun, found her art on VK ... and rightfully edited out her shitstain of a Mary-Sue in order to use it for his blog's icon. That was when all Hell broke loose and DiamondWhoretensia threw a gigantic tantrum at the poor bloke for making the much needed improvement on the drawing. [[File:Utamakesanimprovement.png|200px|thumb|right|The improvement Uta made to Ivy's artwork]]

== The Day When Shit Hit The Fan ==
It all started on the fine lovely afternoon of July 17th 2016, when utaghoul-kun (who we shall refer to simply as Uta) had just returned home from a hard day of busting his balls slaving away at his local welding workshop, and plopped himself in front of his computer screen to get away from it all. While searching for the perfect avatar, he happened to be lurking on VK at the time and he eventually came across one of Whinevy's art abortions. He snagged it for himself and after improving it by rescuing his namesake from the grimy clutches of [[Shit|Maiko]], he set it as his blog's icon. It wouldn't be long until Royal Cuntface herself crawled out of her cave and started crying at him for performing God's work, of which Uta blissfully ignored and continued on with his day.  It wasn't until Whinevy started whining to her friends about him ignoring her incessant squawking and stirring up retarded bullshit that Uta had decided he had enough of seeing it on his dash and so he had written a heartfelt apology to her, for he had been unaware that the art was hers, explaining to her that it was an innocent mistake on his behalf. After this, the two settled their differences and things were peaceful once again. Or so everyone had thought ...

== New Girl In Town. ==
The very next week after the drama, the Tumblr user eiji-ghoul, Uta's sugarbaby, was busy dicking down his girlfriend Saki when he got the sudden idea to convince his ladylove to join Tumblr. After licking Eiji's dickmilk off her pretty little face, Saki agreed to do just that. And thus, Saki's longtime OC Lilith hit the Tumblr scene and had established her place among the community. It wouldn't be long, however, when drama would hound her, for no sooner had she written a post using one of her shiny new RP icons did the DiamondWhore bitch and moan about Lilith having innocently chosen the exact same public domain, free-to-use vector image for her icon borders, crying wolf about the poor girl copying her when everyone knew she just wanted something to spout complete bullshit about. Which isn't exactly surprising seeing as how Whinevy's IQ is less than that of a polyp. Lilith saw Queen Cuntface's not-so-vague public drags about her, and had decided on the peaceful route by messaging her in good faith, explaining her choice of vector image and not once had Lilith said a peep about Whinevy's bitching, not even to Eiji. Once again things had settled, and the two came to an understanding with one another and everything was resolved.
== Overthrowing The Queen. ==
A few days after seeing the vague posts Whinevy had barfed about his sugarbaby's woman and was too fucking retarded to delete after the conflict she had started with Lilith had been resolved, Uta took it upon himself to impart the following words of wisdom about the matter:

{{quote| Okay so what I want to know is, why you gotta be so damn salty towards someone who used the same free vector resource as you for their icons and then falsely accuse them of being a thief, which is complete and utter bullshit? I saw those vagues you and your friend wrote about Eiji’s girl and honestly? You are in the wrong for having done that. Vectors are free for a reason, they are not on a first come, first serve basis. That’s just fucking stupid.

no 👏 offense 👏 but 👏 you 👏 do 👏 not 👏 have 👏 a 👏 say 👏 whatsoever 👏 on 👏 how 👏 a 👏 person 👏 can 👏 or 👏 cannot 👏 RP 👏 and 👏 this 👏 also 👏 goes 👏 for 👏 how 👏 they 👏 design 👏 their 👏 blogs 👏 and 👏 their 👏 icons | Uta, telling it like it is}}

Well apparently Whinevy didn't appreciate Uta's blunt honesty, and so she once again started raising Hell and going full retard by shoving as much of her white knights' cocks into her gaping maw as possible while dragging them into her little pity party and dragging out the past drama that had transpired between her and Uta which she clearly never got over. Meanwhile, Eiji and Lilith stood back and watched as the battle between Eiji's sugardaddy and the pathetic little weeb ensued. Whinevy's pitiful excuse for an army continued to make fools of themselves while Uta kept bouncing back Whinevy's knights' uncreative and watered down attempts at getting a rise from him, finding them completely boring and not worth contending with. Uta's refusal to clash fists with her and her buddies only seems to further piss DiamondWhoretensia off, and so she stoops several levels further by writing several hypocritical posts about him like the immature little pissbaby that she is.

== Lilith, Part II. ==
In one of Whinevy's latest bitchouts about Uta, she had the idiocy to make up shit about Lilith attacking her when evidence proves otherwise. Lilith finally couldn't put up with the cuntfag's bullshit anymore and so she along with Eiji finally decided to speak out against the pinkghaired abomination, debunking Whinevy's asinine claims about Lilith stealing from her and revealing the truth to the public. This only upsets the dramaqueen even more, knowing she had been cornered and that she was shit out of luck. Thus, Whinevy makes the ultimate decision and [[Bawwwlocked|blocks]] the duo along with Uta despite her being [[retarded|in the wrong]] instead of owning up to her bullshit lies.

==Evidence and Truth==
<gallery>|Evidence and Truth|center|
Image: Eijiscallout.png |Eiji takes a stand and corrects Ivy on her stupidity.
Image: Lilithscallout.png |Lilith putting Ivy in her place.
Image: Heartfeltapology.png |Proof of Uta's innocence.
Image: Wordsofwisdom.png | The infamous callout post Uta made that unleashed Hell for the second time between him and Ivy. </gallery>

==Dumbfuckery==
<gallery>
Image: Asskissing.png |Ivy's typical asskissing
Image: DHbawwing.png |And here we see Ivy wanting to be a special snowflake, as usual.
Image: Ertiquette.png |The hypocrisy is strong with this one. </gallery>



== External Links ==
Whinevy's usual haunts.

* {{tumblr|diamondhortensia|diamondhortensia}} Where the bitch wastes most of her time
* {{deviantart|vee-fox|vee-fox}} Semiactive, gallery is chock-full of her shitty abortions
* {{instagram|2quietfoxes|2quietfoxes}} Filthy cesspool where you can view even more of her artistic eyesores

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