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[[Star Wars|A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far, away]] some sweet [[jailbait]] decided to cake on the makeup and make some videos for her dumbass friends on [[Gaia]]. For years to come, [[basement dwellers]] and [[virgins]] the world over obsessed over the young girl we'd come to know as [[Powerword|Catie Wayne]] while she remained in hiding from all the [[rape]] and [[murder]] that [[4chan]] had to offer. Boxxy's mom was happy to help her daughter stay in hiding until the day she realized just [[OH EXPLOITABLE|how exploitable]] her daughter really was.

==The Present==
'''Enter 2010...'''

The world is a cold, cold, place as Boxxy graduates high school and fills her head with big dreams of [[New York City]] and [[Gay|Broadway]]. While her [[fat]] mother ([[Powerword]]: Lisa Wayne) was way too [[jewish|cheap]] to invest in own her daughter's future and too busy crying over being dumped by Boxxdad, the dollar signs grew in her eyes as she hatched a [[Bailout Plan|fail proof plan]] to bring in enough [[jewgolds]] for the Wayne family to live comfortably for years to come.

1. [[JonBenet Ramsey|Force your daughter into the spotlight.]]
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2. Try to sell her used stuff on eBay.
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3. Once that doesn't work, make your daughter shit out a few new [[Youtube]] videos that are [[FACT|lackluster at best]].
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4. Work closely with your daughter in creating the shittiest website with the shittiest homepage [[evar]], [[Catiewayne.com]]
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5. [[USI|Create your own YouTube channel]], upload a few videos of [[Boxxy]] opening her birthday presents, and [[PROFIT|earn a YouTube partnership]]
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6. Pretend to be BFFs with your daughters' most prominent [[stalkers|fans]] on [[Twitter]] while spouting off all the outdated and overused memes you learned about on [[KYM]].
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7. Convince your daughter that its a good idea to participate in a shitty movie about [[Rick Roll|memes]] and [[Coppercab|youtube celebrities]] that only exists as a [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRm01IruyWA 4 minute trailer on youtube] with no studio backing and a non-existent budget.
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8. Once enough cash has been acquired to live comfortably, disappear completely from the internet  while still making your daughter post occasionally on [[Catiechan]] to keep her army of [[neckbeard]]s satisfied.
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9.  [[????]]
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10. [[PROFIT!]]
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Only time will tell where young Catie's journey will take her, but let it be known that whether Catie does make it as a [[Unrealistic expectations|bigtime Broadway star]] or hits rock bottom as the [[Sweet Eva]] of the twenty-first century, her Jew of a mother ''will'' be there to get her grubby hands on whatever monies she can.
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==Fun Facts==
*[[Sounds legit|Boxxmom began her maniacal quest for money after being fired from her day job as the stunt double and stand-in for Phyllis on NBC's The Office.]]
*She posts on [[Catiechan]] with the [[namefag|tripcode]] !boxxmom.
*Her email is boxxmom@gmail.com. Have fun with it.
*[[Sockpuppet|Will often post without her tripcode to defend herself and/or Boxxy]]
*Has earned herself a [[Youtube]] partnership, is [[so cash|pulling in the big bucks]], and still begs for money [[OTI|on the internet]] and tells people she is [[Lie|homeless]].
*[[USI|Post anything related to Boxxmom on Catiechan and expect the thread to be deleted within minutes]].
*[[Butthurt|Boxxmom successfully had this page pushed from page one of the Google search results for 'Boxxmom' all the way to page three.]] [[GG| Gg fgt]]. [http://www.google.com/search?q=boxxmom The Jewish conspiracy moves forward unhindered.]
*Boxxmom is currently in the process of forcing Catie's [[loli|little sister]] onto [[Catiechan]] to maximize the profits.
*[[Shit nobody cares about|After tigab protected anonimau5 from this control Nazi and got into an argument with her, she has made damn sure to make sure tigab is forgotten and shunned from the entire]] [[Gangbang|boxxysphere]].

==Gallery==
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Image:Boxxmom badmom.png|Straight from the [[Whore|horse's]] mouth.
Image:Boxxmom cocksucker.png|Lisa Wayne's next business venture caught on camera.
Image:130610844182.jpg.jpeg|While pictures of Boxxdad still have yet to surface on the internet, [[some argue]] that this photo is an accurate portrayal.
Image:Aaa.png|The actions of a Jew caught on the [[internets]].
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Image:Wut.jpg|Be nice to Boxxmom, or the [[you dun goofed|consequences will never be the same.]]
Image:Dolphin boxxmom.jpg|Did you ever buy an autographed photo from [[Boxxy|Catie Wayne]]? This is probably what your hard earned money ended up funding.
Image:Boxxmomlyingtweet.png|The only thing missing from this tweet was the hash tag [[Fact|#LyingWhore]].
Image:Soldout.png|[[Goodnight sweet prince|Rest well you generous basement dweller]], and know that Lisa Wayne has enough cheeseburgers to last her well into tomorrow evening.
Image:Beginningoftheend.png|And with one single tweet, Boxxmom kicks the family exploitation up another notch.
Image:13061061369.jpg|After Boxxdad [[Pwned|dumped]] her sorry ass, Boxxmom wastes no time in finding Catie Wayne a new daddy.
Image:130610566628.jpg|How Boxxmom got her groove back.
Image:Boxxmom haz boxxies.png|All your Boxxies belong to me.
Image:Boxxmom is disappoint.jpeg|STOP THE FUCKING PRESSES!!! SOMEONE'S BEING MEAN ON THE [[INTERNETS]]!!!! 
Image:Aab.png|Boxxmom is currently in the process of creating an army of children to rake in the benjamins.
Image:Boxxmom name drop.jpg|Nothing is more sad than an old, dried up woman doing her best to impress the young whippersnappers of today by name dropping a [[punk]] musician who hasn't been relevant in decades.
Image:130612197235.png| The brainwashing of her daughter's [[stalkers|followers]] has already begun.
Image:130652067212.png|[[Pic Related]].
Image:Hereshow boxxmom didit.png|Wait until the authorities find Catie Wayne murdered and raped in the woods, and this will be what happens next.
Image:13065206721200.png|Think she's gonna stop at [[Murka|America]]? Think again.
Image:130652060007212.png|[[Rule 34]] on the fat Jew.
Image:Drsofialamb.jpg|An [[Bioshock|accurate portrait]] of Boxxmom.
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==How To Properly Whore Your Daughter Out To The Internets==

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==See Also==
*[[Unwarranted Self Importance]]
*[[Shit nobody cares about]]
*[[Catiewayne.com]]
*[[Bailout Plan]]
*[[Sellout]]
*[[Boxxy]]
*[[Jew]]
*[[GOTIS]]
*[[Greedy]]

==External Links==
*[http://twitter.com/#!/Boxxmom Boxxmom's twitter]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/Boxxmommy Boxxmommy's Youtube Channel]
*[https://www.facebook.com/people/Lisa-Wayne/100002596514101 Boxxmom's Facebook]

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