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[[File:Bidoof.jpg|right|thumb|[[A Challenger Appears|A wild Bidoof appears]]... No, wait, come back! Please!]]

'''Bidoof''', the [[fat furry|plump mouse]] Pokémon (also known as the [[DO NOT WANT|unwanted]] Pokémon), is a [[Derp|Normal]]-type [[Pokémon]] from the [[Pokémon#Diamond, Pearl and Platinum|Diamond, Pearl and Platinum]] games, known for its extreme ubiquitousness. It is literally impossible to go anywhere in those games without Bidoof's [[derpy]] face belming out of the long grass at you at every turn, making the most retarded noise ever.

By the end of the game, you will doubtless have encountered so many of the [[Pakistanis|ugly little brown bastards]] that you will be fucking sick of them.

Nobody likes Bidoof.

==HM [[Whore]]==
Despite being common as [[shit]] and next to fucking useless, Bidoof are nevertheless frequently captured by Pokémon trainers for one reason - Bidoof are able to learn a large number of the HMs, [[hax|hidden moves that allow players to pass through certain areas of the game world]].

As such, most trainers will usually have a Bidoof with a moveset entirely composed of HMs, that will be brought out as and when they are needed, before being shoved back into the PC box and forgotten about at the earliest opportunity like an [[abortion|ugly, unwanted child]].
[[File:Bidoof Alone.JPG|thumb|right|Bidoof patiently waiting for its master in the PC box at the Pokémon Center.]]
[[File:Bidoofadoption.JPG|thumb|right|He deserves it.]]

The HM moves Bidoof can learn are as follows:

*'''[[Self-harm|Cut]]'''
*'''[[Steroids|Strength]]'''
*'''Surf'''
*'''[[Swirlface|Whirlpool]]'''
*'''[[Cunnilingus|Dive]]'''
*'''[[WWE|Rock Smash]]'''

HM moves Bidoof cannot learn include:

*'''[[You're a bird|Fly]]'''
*'''Rock Climb'''
*'''[[Barrel Roll]]'''
*'''[[Falcon Punch]]'''
*'''Not Being A Worthless Piece Of Shit'''

==Bidoof Videos==
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==Gallery Of Bidoof==
{{cg|Bidoof, Bidoof, Bidoof|bidoof|center|<gallery>
File:Sad_Bidoof.jpg|[[Feels bad man|You will never be anyone's favorite Pokémon]].
File:Realistic Bidoof.jpg
File:Bidoof Secks.gif|[[Rule 34|Rule 34'd]].
File:Bidoof Cosplay.jpg|I'd use her as ''my'' HM [[whore]], if you catch my drift...
File:Bidoof ass.png|This is what [[you]] look at when you [[masturbate]]. What the fuck is wrong with you?
File:Original Bidoof Concept Art.jpg|Original Bidoof concept art.
File:Bidoof Hat.jpg|Bidoof can be skinned and turned into very fetching hats.
File:Pokemon Brown.jpg|Exciting new Pokémon game, coming soon.
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Hitloof.png|[[Hitler|Hitloof]].
File:Extreme-ad09.jpg|[[Extreme Advertising|MOTHERFUCKING BIDOOF]] I mean... if you want
File:Bucket O Bidoof.jpg|Attempts have been made to try and fob Bidoof off onto [[niggers|minorities]], but these have been unsuccessful.
File:Bidoof Does Not Like Mudkips.jpg|Contrary to what you might've herd, Bidoof does not actually liek [[Mudkips]].
File:Bitches Love Bidoof.jpg|[[They see me rollin']]
File:Bidoof Racer.jpg|For some reason..
File:Doofinator.jpg|It's very common...
File:Gaga Bidoof.jpg|To find pictures of Bidoof...
File:Clintdoof.jpg|Inexplicably dressed up as famous people.
File:Wizard Has Turned You Into A Bidoof.jpg
File:Human Bidoof.jpg|Humanized Bidoof looks like that creepy woodwork teacher who [[pedophile|touched you up]] in the school workshop after class that one time that you've repressed.
File:Leave it to bidoof.jpg
File:Bidoof M8.jpg|[[U WOT M8]]?
File:Bidoof is eternal.png|Bidoof is eternal.
File:Bidoof Pedobear Seperated At Birth.jpg|Seperated at birth?
File:Draw Me Like One Of Your Hoenn Girls.png
File:Good Guy Greg Bidoof.jpg|[[Good Guy Greg]] has a Bidoof.
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==Bidoof Facts==
*Bidoof evolves into Bibarel.
*Bidoof's nose is actually a muffin.
*Bidoof is the favorite Pokémon of noted [[guido]] and infamous [[Chris-chan]] troll, [[Chris-chan/People#Clyde Cash|Clyde Cash]].
*It is possible to determine the gender of a Bidoof by seeing how fluffy its tail is. Another way is to turn it over and see if it has a [[cawk|penis]] and some [[balls]] or a [[women|vagina]].
*Nobody will ever trade you anything for a Bidoof.
*Bidoof's [[Germany|German]] name is '[[Justin Bieber|Biber]]'.
*If [[you]] were a Pokémon, you'd be a Bidoof.
*Bidoof cries itself to sleep at night.

All this abuse he suffers is why Bidoof sometimes loses his shit and wrecks things in a paroxysm of blind rage. Observe:

{{ytplus|Bidoof IRL|<center><youtube>YhEJlee4nnw</youtube></center>|Bidoof has been known to cause full-blown [[Autism]] in children.}}

{{ytplus|The Rage of the Angriest Bidoof|<center><youtube>JvMrM0qX1dM</youtube></center>|Why would you do this to me, Mr. Bidoof!? Whyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!???}}

If you had to live in a Pokéball that smelled like unwashed crotch, you'd be a bit miffed, too.

==[[Smogon]] Are Scared of Bidoof==

[[File:ChuckBidoof.png|thumb|right|How Smogon see Bidoof.]]

With the introduction of the Dream World in [[Pokémon#Black and White|Pokémon Black and White]], all of the Pokémon in the game recieved a new ability - in Bidoof's case, [[Emo|Moody]].

Little did anybody realize that, in doing so, they had created a monster and that the humble dopey-looking Bidoof would soon wreak havoc all across the Pokémon world...

{{quote|Moody causes the Pokémon to [[promotions|raise one of its stats by two stages]], while another stat is lowered by one stage at the end of each turn. These stats include accuracy and evasion. Moody will not attempt to lower a stat at -6 or attempt to increase a stat at +6.|Bulbapedia on Moody. If you understood any of that, then we must offer our congratulations on you retaining your [[virginity]] for life.}}

In their tireless mission to [[tourneyfag|enforce unnecessary rules and eradicate]] [[fun]] from [[srs bsns|a children's video game about brightly colored battling monsters]], [[Smogon]] almost had to ban Bidoof from competitive play, so terrified were they of their teams getting curbstomped by a cute little [[beaver]].

==See Also==
*[[I'm Dying Squirtle|I'm dying, Squirtle]]
*[[Mudkip|I herd u liek mudkips]]
*[[Derp]]

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