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{{Spoiler|2 Chainz looks like Whoopi Goldberg}}
[[File:2_Chainz.png|thumb|Doublious Chainius]]

'''2 Chainz''' ([[Powerword]]: Tauheed Epps) is a [[rap|rapper]] from [[Georgia]] with an almost-Jewish obsession for gold, and likes to rhyme [[Ass|"booty"]] with [[Pirate|"booty"]] in what [[some argue]] is an attempt to create music with {{Hover|mass appeal|Lowest Common-denominator}}<!--thats a Gangstarr joke, fuck you if you don't get it-->.  Chainz shuns overtly complex lyrical structure and rhyme-schemes in a manner similar to '[[Lil B|base-rap]]', only with less thought. 

Originally known as "Tity Boi", he slowly realized that most of his fans and critics were actually laughing at his retarded moniker. So in 2011, he adopted the new stage name "2 Chainz" in order to be more [[LOLWUT|"family friendly"]]. Since then, he's collaborated with wonderous [[retard|wordsmiths]] such as [[yolo|Drake]] (Not from that [[shit|funny]] Nickelodeon show, the other one), [[Kanye]], [[Nicki_Minaj|Nicki Minaj]], Lil Ihaven'thitpubertyyetANE, hell, even [[Justin_Bieber|that female Canuck]] that nobody likes! '''[[faggot|He's even appeared as a guest star on]] [[iCarly]]!'''



{{Quote|Me and [[Irony|smart niggas]], we don't get along.| 2 Chainz}}


== Subjects he raps about ==
Typical nigger stuff like:
* His obvious ''2 Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaainz''
* [[Money]]
* Girls (Although he's probably a [[fag]] considering the notable lyric "Shawty got some real good P'nuss(Sounds like [[Penis|Penis]])" from the song "Crack".) 
* Drugs
* [[Watermelon]]
* Having nothing to rap about, as he's just run out of drugs
* Lamenting the loss of another [[KFC|fried chikkun joint]] going out of business

== Why YOU should listen to him ==
*His [[No|innovative flow]]

*The [[Nothing|plethora]] of various subjects he raps about (See "[[2_Chainz#Subjects_he_raps_about|Subjects he raps about]]")

*[[Lie|His single lines of poetic elegance that evidently display his mastery of the English language]]:
{{Quote|I be going dumb, I be going retard(Truuuuuu).| 2 Chainz}}

*[[newfag|You can't triforce]]

*For a cheap laugh

*To fap to because you're a fucking [[loser|loser]]

*To [[troll|troll]] his fanbase ([[2_Chainz#Fanbase|See below]])

*So you can pretend to be cool in front of all your friends at swing choir

== Fanbase ==

<Center>{{Frame|[[File:Chart.png|Truuuuuuuuuu]]|background=white|border=black}}</center>

== External links ==

* {{yt|u|twochainztv}} 
* {{twitter|2Chainz|@2Chainz}}
* {{facebook|2Chainz}}

==See also==

*[[Lil B]]
*[[Lil Wayne]]
*[[OFWGKTA]]
*[[Nicki Minaj]]
*[[Nigger]]
*[[Rap]]

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