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[[File:handsome2cash.png|thumb|right|The god himself. Bow down.]]
[[powerword|'''Kieran Watkins''']] is a young [[autistic]] British [[Skid|hacker]] who spends his time on his favorite game, [[Garry's Mod|Garry's Mod]], cheating and propkilling everyone he can. He also makes videos cheating other games [[nobody cares]] about, more specifically Counter-Strike: Global Offensive (CS:GO). Don't be fooled, this [[Skid|hacker]] is [[Owned|<s>untouchable</s>]] and cannot be harmed! Encountering this individual may include empty threats of [[Swat|swatting]], [[dox|doxing]], and [[hack|general hackery]]. He may also excessively use his newly favorited buzzword, 'harmless'. This individual will persist to attempt to make fun of you and everyone that you know for up to weeks at a time just because script kiddies can't handle when somebody has better counter-arguments than them, and will vow to ruin you with his profound [[stupid|intelligence]]. 

==Autism==

For the few that think this may be questionable, the [[retard|god]] himself confirmed that he ''is'' in fact autistic.
{{squote|<pre>
2cash: But you know something?>
2cash: I always were autistic
Regan: What/
2cash: yeah,
2cash: found out recently
Regan: You are showing us good.
2cash: Now, compaired to alot of retards, I can learn fast and make things alot faster than alot of "Normal" people can
2cash: you should have seen my old hacks
2cash: on my desktop
Regan: No wonder you're stupid and your cheats are shit.
2cash: they were
2cash: you
2cash: cant even code lua
2cash: let alone assembly
2cash: you sound and look
2cash: like a camp man </pre>}}

==Destruction==

Even the most skilled [[skid|hackers]] on the planet fail, 2cash is no exception. Some boys down by the way ended up putting a stop to his foolishness by doing the following:
* Locking his fresh and shiny 12 year steam account, forcing him to move back to his old one
* Defacing his old Steam account ''twice'' and deleting his games off of his account
* Stealing his prized steam groups that represented his team of skids
* Doxing him
* Sending him countless pizzas for him to <s>deal with</s> indulge upon.

==His Embarrassment==
Seems 2cash / Senat0r is a little embarrassed he that has his own amazing page dedicated to his life. 

[[File:2cashsad.png|frame|center|2cash deleting his own page!]]

===Vine===

{{warning|2cash beats up people he meets on the [[internets]]}}
Before 2cash decided to dedicate his internet career to YouTube, he was also an extremely famous and well known Vine star. He was featured on High-Functioning Autism Daily for his efforts made to Vine.<br>

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===YouTube===

Other than propkilling and cheating on Source games, 2cash's other hobbies include making response videos on [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCH_k0oc2TkZjOysthkVKUUA his shitty YouTube channel] as a form of damage control.
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==Friends==

You know what they say, you can't have a loser without other losers following behind the said loser.

===dark/Dark Byte/serverwatch===

Thinking that he's a elite [[h4x0r]] by having blank names and pictures on Steam relating to a [[Depression|certain mental illness]] he has, '''dark''' is relatively similar to 2cash: in his adolescence, autistic, and British. His roots trace all the way back to a certain [[Facepunch]] [https://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1476626 thread] he made in [[2015]] perfectly describing his grandeur of delusions, it being so popular that the term "Big Server Men" turned to a  meme with all of the the fake programmers and coders around the Garry's Mod grapevine.

==Gallery==
Wouldn't be complete without a gallery to admire the god.

{{cg|Gallery of 2cash|2cash|center|<gallery>
Image:2cashsis.png|2cash and his thicc ass sister.
Image:2cashsis2.png|2cash and his only friend, again.
Image:2cashdog.png|Even his dog hates him.
Image:2cashdad.jpg|2cash's ugly ass dad, wishing he would've pulled out.
Image:2cashtwitter.png|2cash's twitter, where he proclaims his l337 skills.
Image:2cashaccount.png|2cash's steam account, looking good as usual.
Image:2cashaccount2.png|2cash's shiny 12 year account, forever locked.
Image:2cashirl.png|2cash and his overweight family.
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==External Links==
*{{steam|kinghvher|His Steam}}
*{{steam|hvhgod|His alternate that got game banned on CS:GO}}
*[http://cheater.team/ cheater.team site]

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