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[[Image:Cubby manboobs radio.jpg|thumb|right|250px|Cubby: [[amirite?|model of aesthetic perfection]].]]

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'''Cubby''' (aka Jase Edward Squires) is a 26 year old [[closeted|effeminate]] [[redneck|southern]] radio talk show "interviewer" for [http://www.961thebeat.com/main.html WIBT-FM/Charlotte 96.1, The Beat] in [[North Carolina]]. More importantly, he's one of the more recent sources of [[anti-lulz]] on the tubes and even moar proof of the [[Numa Numa|destructive]] power of [[Dogshit|viral video]]. Cubby is basically an even poorer man's version of a <s>[[Jackass|Steveo]]</s> [[Smpfilms|Mrsafety]], a much more [[harpoons|bloated]], [[bear|hairy]], and [[talentless|desperate]] one, devoid of any actual redeemable [[Fat|qualities]]. His recent video titled "Cubby dances to Beyonce Single Ladies" - you know, that overplayed shitty song they spoofed on [[SNL]]? - became quite popular on [[YouTube|JewTube]] due to large numbers of bored [[loser]]s needing a quick laugh before they got back to watching ''[[Family Guy]]'' and ''[[Naruto]]'' episodes. 

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==Cubby's [[Old Media|15 minutes]]==

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==Cubby Gets His Fat Ass Arrested==

[[Image:Cubby arrest tv.jpg|thumb|left|A popular expression for Cubby whilst in prison.]]

Cubby was recently [http://www.wsoctv.com/news/17291694/detail.html arrested] for an on-air radio [[prank]] wherein he boarded a middle school bus at the behest of the other [[douche bag]] radio show hosts. Since Cubby has virtually no [[self-respect]], and will basically do anything [[loser|anyone]] tells him due his desperate need for acceptance, he decided to go along with it and was later [[arrested]] and charged with causing a [[Fat fuck|disturbance]]. He was released on a 1k bond.  

*[http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/2008/08/26/Man_charged_in_school_bus_radio_prank/UPI-61711219780610/ News Coverage]
*[http://www.wcnc.com/news/topstories/stories/wcnc-082608-mw-busstunt.13519c33.html Moar News Coverage]

==Cubby Milks It For Everything It's Worth==

[[Image:Cubby with Perez Hilton.jpg|thumb|right|Cubby with an even [[Perez Hilton|bigger faggot]].]]

<center>{{frame|{{fv|Cubbyvids2|background-color: #C0C0C0;|font-weight: bold;|font-color= #C0C0C0;|<youtube>zmwVcJ3PSyc</youtube><center>'''Cubby takes his fail to the streets.</center>|<youtube>2EbgqZVx-p4</youtube><center>Cubby wants to work at Hooters.</center>|<youtube>65KlaBKZAjw</youtube><center>Cubby dresses up as a turkey for people to shoot at him.</center>}}|border=#C0C0C0|background=#C0C0C0}}</center>

==External Links==

[[Image:Cubby doesn't like women1.jpg|thumb|right|Cubby doesn't like the ladies.]]

*{{youtube2|Cubbyradio|Cubby on YouTube}}
*{{youtube2|Cubbyradio2|Another Cubby channel}}
*{{myspace|jaseradio|Cubby on MySpace}}
*[http://www.facebook.com/home.php#/profile.php?id=508649898&ref=profile Cubby on Facebook]
*[http://twitter.com/Cubbyradio Cubby on Twitter]
*[http://www.961thebeat.com/main.html 961thebeat] The radio station Cubby "works" at.
*[mailto:Cubby@clearchannel.com Cubby's email]

===Videos===
*{{youtube|pTod-6lR4PY|Cubby drinks breastmilk}} 
*{{youtube|IEGEp0i9Yac|Cubby gets waxed}}

==See Also==
*[[Anti-lulz]]
*[[Numa Numa]]
*[[LILSHOWSTOPPA]]
*[[Not Gay]]

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