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[[Image:The real chris chan cwc.jpg|thumb|right|200px|A wild CWC appears!]]
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[[Image:REALChrisChanAndFriends.jpg|thumb|right|220px|Chris and the [[Chris-chan/People|homies]].]]

{{ytuser|CChanSonichuCWC}} was the YouTube account of '''the real Chris-chan''', aka [[Metal Gear Solid|'''Liquid Chris''']] (also referred to as "The Brown-Shirted Impostor" and "Jeffrey" by the fake [[Chris-chan]]), that was created after {{ytuser|CChanSonichu}} was [[banned]]. 

There's a lot of drama related to it because someone had set up the [[baleeted|now-closed]] account {{ytuser|IBAChandler}} to impersonate Chris, and it had fooled a great number of [[newfags|people]].

The Real Chris-chan was having an [[internet girlfriend|internet relationship]] with a [[troll|"girl"]] named Kacey, whom the impostor was trying to steal.  Given the past history of [[Chris-chan/Megan_Saga|Chris's internet romances,]] it was only a matter of time before he figured out that Kacey was just another troll and had [[Dying alone|his heart shattered]] even moreso.

== A Challenger Appears ==
[[File:chris vs chris.png|250px|thumb|right|Chris vs. Chris]]
In [[Julay]] of 2009, when Chris-chan's CChanSonichu account was [[banned]] by YouTube, people wondered where he would go next.  His old account {{ytuser|CChan6789}} was still active but remained untouched. Then someone came across the IBAChandler account.

IBAChandler contained previously posted Chris-chan videos, and then one new video called [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MD4AulkzdJE "Rollin' and Trollin',"] where someone who didn't look at all like Chris-chan walked around town claiming to be him. People immediately began to doubt the authenticity of this terrible impostor.

The red flags:
* He had a teenage hairstyle instead of a Chris-chan hairstyle.
* He had a goatee instead of being clean-shaven.
* He was wearing sunglasses instead of large, square eyeglasses.
* At one point he showed a pair of square glasses to the camera, revealing how they're fake glasses that don't correct his vision.
* He wore a plain t-shirt instead of the typical striped shirt.
* He wore a vest.
* He wore dog-collar bracelets.
* Thick prison tattoos covered his forearms.
* Instead of a Sonichu medallion, he wore some blue piece of plastic.
* Instead of liking PS3 over Xbox, he preferred Xbox.
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<center>'''Gallery of a fake, slanderous impostor and balding troll'''</center>
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Image:Fake_chrischan_1.jpg|Fake Chris-chan is balding
Image:Fake_chrischan_2.jpg|Fake Chris-chan hides his fake face
Image:Fake_chrischan_3.jpg|Will he go completely bald before losing his virginity?
Image:Fake chrischan fake glasses.jpg|Fake Chris-chan has fake glasses.
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== The Impostor Gets Exposed ==

[[Image:CChanSonichuCWC Billy Mays.jpg|thumb|The real Chris-chan next to his Death Note on Billy Mays's picture.]]

[[Image:Real cwc billy mays death note (he died in the library).jpg|thumb|The real Chris-chan holding up his Death Note and looking bloodthirsty.]]

Within a month, people discovered that IBAChandler was a fake, and that his real name was Ian Brandon Anderson. They learned that the real Chris-chan was using the account CChanSonichuCWC.

The real Chris-chan bested IBAChandler in many ways, including:
* Having better guitar skills.
* Being able to make lots of Sonichu merchandise, and actually sell it.
* Owning an exquisite Sonichu plush doll.
* Having way more comics.
* Being skeptical of the [[Xbox]], which he expressed when a company offered to make a Sonichu game for the console.
* Owning a picture of [[Billy Mays]] left over from when he killed him by [[Wicca|voodoo]].


Now exposed as a fake, Ian went on a rampage. He locked comments on his videos, banned people who outed him as an impostor, and went around making videos denouncing the real Chris-chan. He even tried to cover his lies by buying a Sonichu medallion from him.

Ian even started copying the real Chris-chan on YouTube. Seeing how CChanSonichuCWC would always set lots of YouTube users as his friend, at the end of Julay 2009, IBAChandler started adding users as friends, too. 

Ian was [[tryhard|relentless]] and would not give up the ruse, and things would only get uglier from there.
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<center>'''In a desperate attempt to convince the non-believers, the impostor shaved his [[goatse|goatee]]'''</center>

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== Jimmy Hill Knows Better ==
[[Image:Evil alternate spock.jpg|190px|thumb|right|Now how will we tell which Chris is real?]]
[[Chris-chan/People#Jimmy_Hill|Jimmy Hill]], if you didn't know, owned the copyright and trademark for Sonichu in Europe and Asia, but not in the Americas. This was all fine when he was younger, but Jimmy Hill was now over 80 years old and had to retire. So he passed his rights onto the person who owns them in America, Christian Weston Chandler.

[[Image:Real chrischan drivers license.jpg|550px|thumb|center|Jimmy Hill used lawyers to determine who the real Chris-chan was, and they even had confirmation via driver's license.]]
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In Julay of 2009, Hill made the following announcement on his [http://sonichu.110mb.com/ <s>website</s>] ('''OFFLINE''' - [http://web.archive.org/web/20130105020725/http://www.sonichu.110mb.com/ archived here]):
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<center>*** Jimmy Hill has retired. ***</center></big><br/>

He has made so much money now that it's time to pass on the flame. From now on the one TRUE creator and distributor of Sonichu merchandise can be found here:
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<center>All other Sonichu Merchandise is FAKE.
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Thanks to the millions of Sonichu fans around the world for all of their support!
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== The Singstar Challenge: CChanSonichuCWC vs. IBAChandler ==

[[Image:Cwc singstar challenge 2009.jpg|thumb|190px|right|2009 poster]]

[[Image:CWCvsIanGuitar.jpg|thumb|right|190px|Guitar Heroes.]]

Seething with [[butthurt|rage]], the fake CWC, aka Ian Brandon Anderson, challenged the true, honest CWC to a singing competition.

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Not one to let his fans down, our beloved, true, honest Chris-chan took up the challenge head on. He blew Ian Brandon Anderson out of the water [[owned|with every performance,]] in an effort to lay the damn dirty troll to rest once and for all.

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== Chris Confronts The Troll Head On ==

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== The Truth Behind It All ==

[[Image:Fat crhis is sammy in comics.png|frame|right|Sammy as an exact replica of Ian.]]

Although Chris and Ian claim not to have known each other previously, it turns out they actually did. [[At least 100 years ago|Long before Chris's internet fame,]] he created a Ghostbusters skit in his Sonichu #7 comic. In it, he drew a character named [[Family Guy#Peter Griffin|Sammy,]] who was clearly modeled after none other than Ian Brandon Anderson.

[[Image:Sammyandchrisfromcomics.png|400px|thumb|none|Ian drawn as "Sammy" in Sonichu #7.]]

This reveals how Ian was able to [[Stalker|know all those personal details]] about Chris, and how he was even able to [[Thief|gain access to Chris's yearbooks.]] They've known each other since high school!

[[Image:Thin chris is the true chris in comics.png|400px|thumb|none|As you can see here, the true Chris-chan is completely skinny with no large gut or manboobs, just like how the real Chris is skinny in the comics.]]

==OH NOES!!!==
Following the ruling of the judges in the SingStar competition, the real Chris was rightfully declared the winner. He posted this video in response:

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In it, Chris thanks his girlfriend Kacey for accepting his recent marriage proposal and states that he'll be moving to Redmond soon to work on a Sonichu game in conjunction with [[Microsoft]] and [[Nintendo]].

Ian, being the slanderous troll that he is, responded with this:

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In it, Ian goes completely batshit, having fully convinced himself that he is actually the one true Chris. [[Some argue|If I'm not mistaken]], he even tells you to go to [[Chris-chan|his ED page]] to see the truth for yourselves. This fooled nobody, and everyone knew that he was still just a try-hard impostor.

Suddenly, to everyone's shock and dismay, the following video was posted to the real Chris's YouTube channel:

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That's right, dear readers: '''IAN B. ANDERSON KIDNAPPED OUR BELOVED CHRIS!'''

Our hopes and prayers went out to Chris during that dark and unimaginable period of time, and may Ian rot in the deepest fiery pits of hell for all eternity for what he did.

While some misguided fools may have thought the kidnapping video was fake, the real Chris's fiance posted a now-deleted video where she stated that Chris really had [[Permabanned|gone missing]], proving that the 'GONE' video was in fact true.

To further steal the real Chris-chan's identity, the impostor [[baleeted|closed]] his IBAChandler account and created a new one, {{ytuser|ChristianWChandler}}, where he re-uploaded many of his old videos.

==REBORN==
On October 15, 2009, the real Chris suddenly returned to the tubes unscathed and ready for war.

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<center><b>Chris shows us his [[Street Fighter|Chun-Li]] fighting skills, daring Ian to do battle with him.</b></center>


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<center>Ultimately, Chris buried Ian's lies for good when he showed proof of his copyright ownership over Sonichu and announced that Kacey's dad had officially given him his blessing to marry her. </center>


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<center><b>If there ever existed such a thing as SUPER OWNAGE, this is it.</b></center>

==Disproved Theories==
[[Image:Wedding Photo by Scarlet Rose.jpg|thumb|right||Chris and Kacey get married.]]
[[File:Chrischan cosplay.jpg|thumb|right|A new challenger awaits!]]
The real CWC :
* Is just being a [[attention whore|drama queen]] and has gone into hiding.
* Got [[Fandom|someone]] not involved to film himself being treated like the [[fail]] Batman from the [[Why So Serious?|''Dark Knight'']].
* Is a lot [[lolwut|smarter]] than what we are giving him credit for.

The fake CWC :
* Seriously fucking captured him and is holding him [[rape|hostage]] in a room lined with brown paper bags.
* Got someone else to capture him.
* [[fact|Has no life.]]
* [[fact|Also has no girlfriend.]]


Or :
* It is a ploy by CWC, Ian, and the [[bitch|girlfriend]] to produce [[lulz]] and confuse the fuck out of [[The Cancer That Is Killing /b/|newfags]].
* [[no one cares|No one cares]]
* Some [[aspie|guy]] [[Internet stalking|found]] and [[banned|captured]] the real CWC.
* Nintendo decided to just [[murder|get rid of]] the real CWC before they got any more Sonichu petitions.
* It was all staged so his [[shit|artwork]] would appreciate in "value."


In light of [[Easter|Chris's return]], we can only assume he (the honest and true Chris) is speaking the [[truth]] (with great honesty) in regards to his capture, [[rape]], and subsequent escape from Ian.

It was later reported that the real CWC was happily married to his [[bitch|beloved]] Kacey and living off of earnings from his Sonichu merchandise, while [[faggot|Ian]] was still posting masses of stupid [[shit|videos]] to YouTube out of butthurt rage. This would go on for a while until he accidentally burned his own house down, destroying all his counterfeit Sonichu merchandise along with it. The nightmare was finally over.

While the details are obviously a little sketchy as to what exactly happened to the real CWC, and why he didn't file a police report for being [[rape|violated]] by Ian... these are questions that may never be answered, and perhaps better left that way. On a positive note, he finally got the patent for Sonichu! Good job CWC! =) Thanks for the [[gay|brilliant]] [[lulz|performance]]! Best of luck with the [[lulz|franchise]] and HIT [[vagina|THAT]] GOOD!

==The Real Liquid Chris==
[[File:Duckworths.jpg|230px|thumb|right|"Liquid" Chris Duckworth (left) [[swag]]gin' with his brother Jon.]]
His [[Powerword|real name]] is '''Christopher Morton Duckworth''' (born 1990) and he's from Colorado Springs, [[Colorado|CO]]. Him and his [[clone|brother]] Jon [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VwZvh4R4XU had mad swag growing up together.]

[[Freak|Chris]] [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTNkVxf8QV8 has a withered left arm] after a cancerous part of it had to be surgically removed during his childhood. As a result of this, he [http://www.thephillipsfoundation.org/scholarship/2010/christopher_duckworth/reagan_profiles.cfm studied molecular biology at the University of Denver] {{archive|h1XhS}} and then {{archive|5PyXO|relocated to North Charleston, SC}} to work as a [[Geek|man of science.]] 

While Chris was making webcam videos pretending to be Chris-chan, his brother Jon had two active channels of his own. Sometime after Jon's channels started getting popular, in 2011, Chris [[Delete fucking everything|deleted his channel]] and [[Boredom|stopped making videos]] all together. All that remains of him online anymore is a private <s>{{facebook|chris.duckworth.54966|Facebook profile}}</s> '''(BALEETED)''' an old {{myspace|hoorayforfireworks|Myspace account}}. Liquid Chris's YouTube channel may be gone, but his [http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDABE7E3A8EFEE990 legacy lives on.]

Because they looked identical during their teen years, some people think that Jon Duckworth was actually Liquid Chris, but [[E-detective|distinguishing physical features]] rule that out.
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[[File:Chris was liquid.jpg|700px|thumb|center|Notice the similarities and same mole on Chris and Liquid Chris's neck. Jon's nose is bigger and he has a [[dot|mole]] between his eyebrows, whereas Liquid Chris does not.]]
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===The Real Kacey===
[[File:Kacey2.jpg|200px|thumb|right|The one, true [[Whale|Kacey]].]]
[[File:Kacey3.jpg|200px|thumb|right|[[Whale|Kacey]]'s failed [[FGAS]] attempt]]
Her [[Powerword|real name]] is '''Siana S. Duckworth''' (maiden name '''Riven''', born in 1983), and [[Holy shit|she actually DID marry Chris]] IRL. 

Their entry at [http://www.amazingregistry.com/wedding-registry/Siana-Riven/Chris-Duckworth/Registry.ashx?a=70303781 amazingregistry.com] was removed, but it still turns up in [http://www.peekyou.com/siana_riven online searches] of her name ({{archive|GT3tQ}}/[[:Media:SianaRiven.png|screencap]]). She grew up in [[Maryland]] and [http://radaris.com/p/Siana/Riven/ currently lives in South Carolina] with Chris. 

Her [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o5LnjUqby4 annoying voice] hinted at her possibly being a [[Fatass|fatty]], and her {{archive|iOgCn|Facebook page}} unfortunately backs that up. 

{{quote|No, you haven't found the correct Siana. Now move along, nothing to see here.|[http://plus.google.com/105404335718806896731/about Siana Duckworth.] Denial, or cry for attention? YOU decide.}}
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She [[Baleeted|deleted]] her <s>{{twitter|genesissir7655f|Twitter}}</s> and abandoned her {{gplus|105404335718806896731|Google+ page}}; and privatized her {{facebook|cherrysodabubbles}} ({{archive|iOgCn|archived b4 deleted}}), her only online outlet, where she leaved helpful comments on subjects she's mastered and well accustomed to, such as [[LOL|beauty]] and [http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Kacey being kind to others.]

[[File:Kacey white knight.jpg|frame|center|Siana [[white knighting|sticking up]] for [[Wimminz|waitresses]].]]

==Life after Chris-chan, 5 years later==
[[File:Chris duckworth.jpg|thumb|right|[[Retired|Non-liquid]] Chris Duckworth today.]]
[[File:Liquid chris today.jpg|thumb|right|[[One Direction|1D]] backup singer Jon Duckworth in 2014.]]
While his brother's internet career ended with deleting his YouTube channel, [[Attention whore|Jon]] (born Julay 24) knew that pretending to be an [[aspie]] [[lolcow]] [[Sell out|would never make him rich and famous,]] so instead he went full YouTube celebrity status as [[1D|Jon D]], aka SimplySpoons. 

He currently sings [[Gay|love songs]] in [[California]] and [[Shameless self promotion|whores himself out]] on every social networking site possible, where he makes no reference to his brother's former persona so as not to affect his [[Nice guy|positive image]] or budding music career.

*{{ytuser|SimplySpoons}}
*{{ytuser|CoolStoryJon|Second channel}}
*{{instagram|coolstoryjon}}
*{{facebook|jonnyducky|Personal profile}}
*{{facebook|simplyspoonsofficial|Fan page}}
*{{twitter|coolstoryjon}}
*{{tumblr|coolstoryjon}}
*{{linkedin|jon-duckworth/3a/863/308|Jon Duckworth}}
*[http://web.archive.org/web/20140101004525/http://jonduckworth.com/ Archive of his deleted homepage]
*[http://vimeo.com/jond Vimeo profile]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qCiVo9D5vIg Jon unsuccessfully tries to fit in with metal bands]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoCNWKWBUpI A rare home video of Jon rapping one year before the Liquid Chris saga]
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See also:
*[http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLDABE7E3A8EFEE990 Archive of all the Liquid Chris videos from his deleted channel]
*[http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/Liquid_Chris Liquid Chris on CWCki]
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<center>'''"Who am I? Who are you? I don't even know myself at all..."'''</center>
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<center>'''(Dedicated to Chris-chan and the epic memory of his identity crisis)'''</center>
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