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{{spoiler|THE FAT BITCH HAS A BABY AND IS GETTING INTENET BULLIED BY TROLLS}}
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[[File:Adele Middle Finger.jpg|thumb|right|Adele thanks her fans.]]
[[File:Adele haz Chickinz.jpg|thumb|right|OH LAWD IS DAT SUM CHIKIN?]]

'''Adele Laurie [[Tory|Blue]] Cheese Adkins''', better known simply as '''Adele''' is an oversized [[fat]] landwhale JUST like [[Girlvinyl]], except that she sings and it sounds like shit.

Originally from [[Britfag|Britfaggistan]], she first came to prominence after horse-faced [[pro-ana]] [[Jew|Jewess]], [[Amy Winehouse|Amy Whorehouse]] pwned herself with [[drugs]], allowing her considerable bulk to fill the void in the public's lives for dreary, droaning soul ballads (sans soul). Apparently, she recieved her first recording contract after a friend of hers posted a demo on [[MySpace]] in [[2006]], but as anybody who has even a cursory idea as to how the music industry works will tell you, this is an obvious [[lie]] cultivated by her record company to make her seem down-to-earth. It also implies that she has friends, as this, according to their market research, is something that the general public find popular.

==Greed==
Merely by looking at Adele's bloated, walrus-like carcass, either on stage or in one of her music videos, it should become readily apparent that she's a greedy bitch. However, it would appear that, much like [[Sherrod DeGrippo|a certain other fatty]], Adele's greed is not just for [[cheeseburger|cheezburgers]].

In an interview with [[hipster|Q]] magazine, Adele let her [[Tory|true colours]] show.

{{quote|I'm mortified to have to pay 50 per cent! While I use the [[Obamacare|NHS]], I can't use public transport any more. [[The YouTube Thomas Club|Trains]] are always late, most state schools are [[shit]], and I've gotta give you, like, [[over 9000|four million quid]] – are you having a laugh? When I got my tax bill in from my album 19, I was ready to go and [[James Holmes|buy a gun and randomly open fire.]]|The multi-platinum selling millionairess Adele on her [[Jewgold|money]] problems. Oh, but our hearts bleed for you, dear.}}

==Songs==
[[File:Adele's Music.png|300px|right]]
All of Adele's songs are as follows

Rolling in the deep: You left me, you're going to regret it, and I'm better than you.

Someone like you: You left me, you're going to regret it, and I'm better than you, with sad passive-aggressive undertones.

Rumor has it: You left me, you're going to regret it, and I'm better than you.

==Trolling In The Deep==
[[File:Adele Twitter tweet.jpg|center]]

[[Last Thursday]] news spreaded that Adele had ''not'' aborted her baby and instead decided to give birth to yet another glob of useless lard on a Friday.  Shit leaked out via Twitter and like sharks to blood in open water then came the [[interbutts|interbutt]] [[troll]]s.  They all [[troll|congratulated]] Adele by giving a nice warm welcome to the glob and gave her advice on how to [[foetus soup|prepare]] it for life as the new fuglier [[Susan Boyle]].  She took the nice warm congrats very srsly... Then [[bawww]]'d to the Internet Police before [http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2221201/Adele-targeted-sick-internet-trolls-following-birth-baby.html auctioning her 'misery' to commercial media outlets.] 

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|Aw Adele gave birth to a baby :,) is it fat and Handicapped lol just [[Abortion|murder it already lol]]|[[Justin Bieber|Venessa Bieber]] responding to her girlfriend's tweet
|Another Twitter user wrote: 'I’ll go see her in the UK and kill her', while another retweeted the message, adding: 'And kill her baby.' Many other users wrote that Adele would have more material to write about if she suffered from post-natal depression, or if her son died, while others said they hadn't realised Adele was pregnant because she is overweight.| Daily Mail}}

==Gallery==
<center><gallery>
File:AdeleFlips.jpg|Adele's many thanks to all her fans out there after the trollin incident.  She's as fat as always.
File:Gaga flips Adele.jpg|Gaga responding to one of Adele's many thanks
File:Adele just farted.jpg|An unfunny meme about her
File:Adele's Fatty Ego.jpg|[[Hypocrisy|Hippocrisy]]
File:Adele Computer Game.jpg
File:Adele A Dell.jpg
File:Adele Grammys Beyonce Michael Jackson.jpg
Image:Adele No Exceptions.jpg|[[No Exceptions]]
</gallery></center>

==External links==

*{{myspace|adelelondon|Her MySpace shit}}
*{{twitter|officialadele|Official Twitter}}
*[http://adele.wikia.com/wiki/Adele_Wiki A shitty Wiki focusing on Adele]
*{{facebook|Adele|Her Facebook page}}
*[http://adele.tv Her shitsite]

==See also==
* [[Fat]]
* [[FGAS]]  
* [[Girlvinyl]] 
* [[MAN THE HARPOONS]]
* [[Skyfall]]

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