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[[File:Burnnigger.jpg|thumb|Niggers cheaper than firewood and often burn for twice as long.]]
'''Fire''' is what happens when nature decides to show off and have some fun. Fire has existed for [[at least 100]] years, but was little known and rarely used until popularized by some ''Cheetohs{{tm}}'' marketing campaign. Since then, civilization has carried the scars of fire to a no good extent of animal-cruelty, [[Tesla|Tesla-coil]]s and whatnot.

==Uses of Fire==
[[File:In case of fire, break glass.jpg|thumb|right|Practical application.]]
Fire has a variety of uses, including, but not limited to: 
* [[Jessica Brooks|Getting rid of lice infestation in the hair]]
* [[9/11|Burning two towers filled with fat Americans]]
* Burning books
* [[an hero|ending your life]] at [[Die in a fire|the behest of others]]
* [[Tony Eveready|Dramatic entrances]]
* [[Smoking]]
* Keeping warm
* Getting rid of [[evidence|old buildings]]
* Starting a [[flame war]]
* Solving the Jew problem
* Solving the pesky [[asians]] problem
* Solving the [[black]] problem
* Solving the [[homeless]] problem
* Solving the [[whore]] problem
* Solving the witch problem
* Solving almost any [[problem]]
* Giving [[white]] supremacists what they deserve (A nice hot meal)
* Cleaning up Canada
* Getting rid of those pesky [[homosexuals]] and essentially cures [[AIDS]]
* Like [[AIDS]] fire can also cure all other forms of diseases including [[Acne]]
* Burning [[Furry|small furry animals]] to piss off animal rights activists who really only care about the rights of cute animals, those bigots
* Taking [[Furfags]] to Hell where they can Yiff in peace
* Baking a [[Delicious Cake]]
* Getting rid of [[Mormons]]
* Burning [[Jews]]
* Putting [[Wiggers]] in their place.
* Burning [[California]]
* Clearing Large rooms of people, generally resulting in [[Lulz]] and a stampede.
* Pwning the [[Australia|Australians]]

==Trolling Fires==
*Show them a bottle of water.
*Call them Oil-Dependent.
*[[racist|Be anal about their blue and orange color.]]
*Constantly make jokes about getting fired.
*Ask them if it burns.
*Ask them to write their name and number on a piece of paper.
*Use particular phrases like "Must be off" and "How did you get on with it?"
*Tell them electricity works better.

==Gallery==
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Image:Flammable-Whore.gif|When [[Man]] discovered fire, he likely did not realize that his discovery would be used to set street-bums and gutter-whores aflame. If he had, he would have discovered it earlier.
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File:Animation7.gif|[[Doing it right]].
File:Firestick juggling.gif
Image:Fighting Fire.jpg|Effective fire fighting.
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File:Home Alone blowtorch.gif
File:Shit's on fire, yo.jpg
Image:porkchop_sandwiches.jpg|Porkchop Sandwiches.
File:Holy fuck that was awesome.jpg
File:Fire Hydrant.jpg|Fire knows no fear.
File:Burning bike man.jpg|[[Nigger stole my bike|Fire stole my bike]]
Image:Cali_fires.jpg
Image:Beavis_cornholio.jpg|Fire! Fire! Fire! Heh heh heh.... FIRE!
Image:Killitwithfire.jpeg|Also for killing [[Pennywise|it]]
Image:Ifallelsefailskillitwithifire.png|[[Nintendo]] fully sanctions killing it with fire
Image:Kill it with fire scorpio.gif|So do the [[Simpsons]].
Image:si_fire.jpg|Whoever started me, it was most definitely not Billy Joel.
Image:Forest_fire.jpg|The use of fire has spread like wildfire
File:Flamethrowerrlpssm.jpg|Also useful for witches.
Image:Jacqueline saburido2.jpg|Jacqueline Saburido did it for the lulz.
Image:Fireplatten.jpg|A German on fire
image:Fire Pit Crew.jpg
File:Turkish-flag-burning.jpg
File:Transkun (2).jpg
File:Fireharpoons.jpg
File:Car bomb.jpg
File:Anchorflute.jpg 
File:Flammable smoke.gif
File:Fire jug.gif
File:Fire.gif
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==Videos==
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|<youtube>o9tQ60gfpHA</youtube><center>'''We Didn't Start The Fire. This faggot did.'''</center>
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== See Also ==
*[[Flame wars]]
*[[Flamer]]
*[[Pyro]]
*[[KILL IT WITH FIRE]]
*[[Fire's Forum]]

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