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As the Russo-Ukrainian conflict drags on with thousands being [[2017 Las Vegas Shooting|shot]], [[Luka Magnotta|maimed]], [[Kill it with fire|burnt]] and torn to shreds by missiles and drones. The [[faggot|estrogenic]] [[soyboy|soyboys]] in the west laying in the comfort of their homes rewatching their favorite marvel movie for the millionth time while munching on takis and downing it with soylent thought it would be such an epic and wholesome idea to haul their asses to bumfuck, Ukraine to push the evil nazi dictator <s>[[Hitler]]</s> [[putin]] and his army of darkness back. For fighting for justice and protecting the innocent is a hero's job! [[Unrealistic expectations|JUST LIKE MY MARVEL MOVIEZ SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!]]
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Dilating to the thought of living their fantasy of being the heroes of a realistic version of their favorite movie adaptation of a [[The Hunger Games|young adults novel]], the [[tranny|trannies]] of [[reddit]] launched as subreddit recruiting tards from all over the privileged west to aid in the war effort. I mean can you imagine the sweet, sweet dopamine-rush from all the karma and reddit gold you're going to farm? [[addiction|who in the hecking world can resist?!]]
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==Just like mah Vidya Gaymz==
Holy shit! Russia and a country I never heard of are engaged in a meatgrinder of a battle?! Time to grab some popcorn and watch those [[highscore|Highscores]]</br>
Like always, Third world's problems are First world's entertainment. denizens of the [[internetz]] are now resting on their cozy recliners drinking beer and cheering on poor slavic conscripts being blown up in a [[The Internet is serious business|serious war]] like it's a football match between Norf FC and Souf FC. [[nobody cares|But who fucking cares about some low IQ slavs?]] warzones are your coliseums, social media is your comfy auditorium seat and the third worlder pigs are your gladiators, your majesty! [[sick fuck|So sit back, relax and enjoy the bloodbath.]]
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==Just like mah Marvel Heroes==
Since the soft and sheltered redditors have never seen a bloody conflict in their pathetic and worthless lives, their only window to anything remotely close to that are their superficial and substance-less action capeshit movies that mass-produced on Hollywood's assembly line. Always the same crappy annual "good guys fight the bad guys and win" movie shilled out ad nauseum.
Their obsession with Superheroes leads the way of them glorifying anything that was committed against the Russian army, from as little as farting in the general direction of invading ruskies to The Legendary Pilot nicknamed [[Ace Combat|"The Ghost of Kiev"]] who allegedly shot down 6 russian MIGs.
Whether those romanticized tales are reality or a fabrication of a [[psyops]], redditors give zero fucks ([[cuck|just about the amount of fucks they give their wives]], that's [[nigger|tyrone's]] job after all). If it sounds like a marvel movie, it will be retweeted, shared and updooted
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==Giving free intel to Russia for the updoots==
[[File:volunteersforukraine 5.jpg|thumb|well done, Dmitry. You dumbfuck]]
It's one thing wiht having retards in an active warzone, but it's a whole different beast having retards in an active battlefield with phones and an access to social media. Dipshit Pigbrained Ukrainian soldiers thought it was a good idea to document their [[buttsex|arduous struggles against the ebul ruskies]] by posting selfies on social media of them bunkering up in a school thus revealing their whereabouts to the enemies and getting themselves shelled to oblivion. Normally, bombing schools is considered a [[gay|warcrime]] but the Pig-ranies shot themselves in the foot by showing that it's a soldiers' hideout and no longer a civilian building. Fantastic Job, Vlad. You deserve [[gulag|a medal]]

==#StandWithUkraine==
Are to too much of a [[fag]] to take arms and join the fight in [[Ukraine]]? [[Slacktivism|Do you want to feel like you did something of substance but in reality you did nothing but post on social media]]? then fear not! you can always help poor and war-torn [[Ukraine]] via these simple acts on social media

* Call [[Putin]] mean names on the internetz
* Call [[Putin]] [[Hitler|"Literally Hitler"]]
* Join the Hashtag "#StandwithUkraine" even though you never heard of a "Ukraine" before
* Paint a Ukrainian flag your face/ fingernails/ [[penis]]/ nu-vag with the caption "Slava Ukraini" [[Irony|despite it being a Pro-Nazi Ukrainian attempt to mimic the Nazi "Seig Heil" during WWII]]

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==See Also==
* [[Ukraine]]
* [[Russia]]
* [[WWIII]]
* [[Slacktivism]]



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