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[[Image:JaSonic_Mugshot.png|thumb|350px|right|The Foagly Furry Circa 2020]]


[[File:JaSonic-Crusty_14-inch-Sonic-3.jpg|thumb|Sonic, after having suffered years of sexual abuse.]]
[[Image:kill me now.jpg|thumb|WHY?!]]

JaSonic, also known as [[Shit no one cares about|JaSonic1977]], is a [[Sonic the Hedgehog]] obsessed [[virgin|37-year-old]] [[plushophile|plushophilic]] [[furfaggot]] [[aspie]] from [[Montreal|Lasalle, Quebec]]. Alongside [[Chris-Chan]] and [[Alix Henriol]], JaSonic is one of the most [[autism|autistic]] people on the planet. In fact, this [[faggot|man]] is so obsessed with Sonic, that he regularly [[yiff|bones]] various Sonic plushies, including a semen-encrusted plushie from 1993 that has become so synonymous with autism on the internet that [[B|everyone and their grandmother]] has to have seen ''that picture'' by now.
== Early Postings ==
JaSonic first began posting pictures of his [[bullshit|devotion]] to Sonic on [[DeviantArt|the autistic internet cesspool]] back around 2007, give or take a year or two. His first few postings were [[autistic|nothing out of the ordinary]], but things began to get weird when he began posting pictures of his "love making sessions" to his DeviantArt. Soon enough, [[feminists|various DeviantArt users]] began to take offense to his posts. One thing led to another, and after a few short years, JaSonic's DA was [[banhammered|terminated]] in early 2009. Unfortunately for us, JaSonic has kept on pounding away at his Sonic plushies five years after his DA was shown the door.

== Recent Shenanigans ==
Recently, JaSonic's jizz-sessions have been leaked from [http://www.plushielove.freeforums.org private websites] onto more [[4chan|well-known]] sites. This unfortunately means that [[B|us sane internet users]] had to be exposed to the horrors that are this man's genitals. He has also been spotted discussing plushies with [[furries|socially awkward fuckwits]] online, including other [[plushophile|plushophiles]] and even [[bronies]].

== Life Outside of Furfaggotry ==
[[Image:two_fuckwits_sitting_in_a_tree.jpg|thumb|See? Told you he has a job.]]

JaSonic, [[everything|against all reasonable odds]], somehow managed to lay down a job working as a DJ at a center for [[retards|the mentally disabled]]. How he managed to get his yiff-stained hands on a job, we have no idea, but the important thing is, he's contributing to society- oh who the fuck are we kidding? This man's going to die alone and we all know it.

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[[File:JaSonic's Abomination.png|One of his abominitions circa 2021]]

== Second Life ==
In the early hours of april fools day 2022 AD in a den of [[lulz]] known as "[[Chaos|The Hive]]", The [[faggotry|hijinks]] of this [[furry|furfaggot]] came to light as a few [[oldfags]] were reminiscing about [[Gaben|Gabe Newell]] fucking a stuffed raccoon, this particular gif reminded one of the oldfags of JaSonic. It quickly became known that JaSonic was active on [[Second Life]] which I'm sure isn't surprising to anyone reading this at all. The idea of a [[raid]] was formulated, and we went all out. The guy who had dealt with him in the past went on a secret mission deep into the bowels of depravity, a Second Life club known as "Amara's Unholy Darkness" (Amara  (77, 154, 4000) quite a fitting name for such a place. Armed with the classic [[sanic]] the hedgehawg griefer avatar albeit with a broken skin and some very harsh words for JaSonic, his Holy Crusade of anti-furfag/pedophile retribution begun.

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