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[[Image:Longcat.jpg|thumb|right|[[A cat is fine too|A looong cat is fine too.]]]]
[[Image:Shiro (longcat).jpg|thumb|Another pic of Shiroi (Longcat). [[Yes|Isn't she adorable?]]]]

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One day, there was a picture of a cat. It was not [[Caturday]] but this specific [[cat]] was so long it became a [[meme]] and, though the day was not specifically the day of cats, this cat's length became famous. Originating from [[2ch]], it is a sacred meme that embodies the spirit of the [[lulz]], as it has touched the hearts of every [[anonymous|anon]] and [[/b/|/b/tard]] in the internets. All attempts made by [[Subeta|faggots who desire to]] [[Unwarranted self-importance|steal it from anon]] have earned the swift, unmerciful wrath of the [[Internet Hate Machine]]. 

Longcat is a real cat (obviously). For some reason when Longcat's uninspired owners named him, they must have overlooked the extremely fucking huge length of the kitten, and they named her after [[white| her second most defining feature]]. Therefore Longcat's real name is Shiroi (白い), which means "white" in Japanese.  This may, however, be an [[azn]] [[mindfuck|mind game]] to confuse [[black]] people who believe they are the longest [[penis|members]] of the human species.

== The legend ==
[[Image:Longcat buildings.jpg|thumb|400px|left|An accurate depiction.]]
[[Image:Death Longcat.jpg|thumb|Behold, the end of all that we know and love. The [[Marcab Confederacy]]'s Deathstar ''Longcat''.]]

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[[Image:Wtclongcat.jpg|thumb|Longcat did [[WTC]]]]

[[Image:Longcat_Pendulum.gif|thumb|Obey the Longcat]]

[[Noone]] knows how long Longcat actually is.  The figure above gives an estimated length of 10,000 ft, [[lie|however this number has been verified]] by [[science]].  The most successful space mission to measure Longcat had to turn back and [[IMMA CHARGIN MAH LAZER|recharge their lasers]] after just [[over 9000 |9000 feet and one inch]] in the air.

===Possible Origin===
There is a quote by [[Einstein]] that may have been the source of inspiration for this meme:

{{quote|You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.|[[Albert Einstein]]}}

==The prophecy==
[[Image:Epic-LongBattle.jpg|thumb|It has been prophesied that during [[Catnarok]] Longcat will do epic battle with Tacgnol for the fate of the universe.]]
It is said that Longcat is part of a fursome of powerful cats that, when brought together, shall restore peace and harmony throughout the land.

{{quote|There shall be Four. One of Air, his fur white as snow. His power shall enlighten the masses, and herald the beginning. The second of Earth, black as the night. The darkness will be overwhelming, but do not fear! He has come as a harbinger of the goodness to come. The thrice appearance of a creature of great length, this one coloured as though wrapped in the very flame it represents, will appear to assuade our fears of the nigh end.Though it will be met with hate and loathing, it shall soldier on to aid us. The final, the fourth, shall emerge from the great oceans as though it was born of them, joining it's brothers and spreading harmony as it walks.

Together, the Four Felines will combine their great power, and summon a fifth, a creature of pure heart, radiant and beautiful. He, mighty and virile, will open the soul of all followers, and lead them to the land of ultimate delight. Never again will people have to buy dogs or get in their cars! No more will innocent yellow vans tremble at the approaching horde! The fruit of our reptilian labors will come, and feline power shall rule to cosmos!|[[Raptor Jesus]]}}

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==The Longcat family==
<center>
<gallery>
Image:Shortcat.jpg|[[Shortcat]]
Image:Tacgnol.jpg|[[Tacgnol]]
Image:tactrohs.jpg|Tactrohs
Image:Longtac Gnolcat.jpg|Longcat and Tacgnol. [[catnarok|Now we are one!]]
Image:Long Horse 1.jpg|[[Longhorse]]
Image:Long_horse.jpg|[[Longhorse]]
Image:Longkip2.jpg|[[Mudkip|Longkip]]
Image:WideDog.JPG|[[Fail|Widedog]]
Image:Longrat - flower.jpg|[[Flower|Long'kat]]
Image:Olngact1.JPG|[[Olngact]], Longcat's orange counterpart and one of the four cats prophesied by [[Raptor Jesus]] 
Image:OhExploitableLongcat.jpg|[[Awesome|Longcat]], OH EXPLOITABLE!
Image:Longdog.jpg|[[A Cat Is Fine Too|A longdog is fine too]].
Image:ExtraLongConey.jpg|Extra Long Coney is Extra Long - can Longcat defeat him?
Image:HQ.jpg| A challenger appears!
Image:BayeuxLongcat.png|[[Bayeux Tapestry|Yonder Beast!]]
Image:Iphone 10 tallest iphone yet.jpg|[[Apple|Longphone]] for Longcat
</gallery>
</center>

== Moar family?! ==
[[Image:More of Longcat!.jpg|thumb|The Longcat remix]]
Shortcat is closely related to Longcat, but what of his other family members?  Recently a DNA test confirmed that Longcat is blood-related to the bastardized [[:Image:Shatcat.jpg|Shatcat]]

It is also a [[Some argue|well known fact]] that [[Binkers]] is son of longcat.

==Longcat facts==
* Many [[n00b|new]] [[luser|user]]s speculate that Longcat cat is not lengthy, but it is in fact long.
* Longcat and [[Speedycat]] are not just dating but have actually had an offspring named [[Splongcat]].
* Longcat is the longest substance known to man.

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==Longcat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong==
{|cellspacing=6 align=center
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{{Template:Bigpic|Loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooongcat.JPG|300|400|Longcat in its natural habitatz.}}
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{{Template:Bigpic|Longercat.GIF|187|400|[[IRL]] Longcat}}
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{{Template:Bigpic|Longcatbalrog.jpg|300|400|Longcat in a dark cave}}
|}

== YouTuber confused about the care of Longcats (Tacgnols in this case) ==
The following video contains a [[nerd]]
<center><youtube>2FUQ6iStre8</youtube></center>

==Gallery==
{{cg|Longallery is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong|longcatgallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Rule34Longcat.jpg|More RULE 3rty 4our
Image:Longsquash.jpg|Even Halloween is not safe
Image:longcatbeofgreatlength.jpg|Longcat be of great length!
Image:Longcatfr.jpg|Epic Longcat on [[Free Republic|Freerepublic.com]]
Image:Godcat.jpg|Longcat is your god
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Longcat War.jpg
Image:Longcat by j no.jpg
Image:Longcatglass.jpg|Glass Longcat!
Image:Longcatearthzm9.jpg|EARTH!
Image:Longcatwindgs1.jpg|WIND!
Image:Longcatfire.jpg|FIRE!
Image:Longcatwaternz2.jpg|WATER!
Image:Meowwars.gif|All [[Cats]] R saying:  "[[IMMA_CHARGIN_MAH_LAZER|IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER]]!"  
Image:Longcathearthf8.jpg|HEART! By your powers combined, I am...
Image:Longcatcaptainls2.jpg|CAPTAIN LONGCAT!
Image:Catraid.jpg|Longcat merges its powers!
Image:Inferno Cat.jpg|God help us...
Image:Longcat fight!.jpg|[[A challenger appears]]!
Image:Longcat rave.jpg
Image:Longercat.GIF
Image:3 headed longcat.jpg
Image:Longcat by softmints.jpg|[[Rule 34]]
Image:Loooooooooooooooooooongcat.jpg
Image:Wtclongcat.jpg
Image:Longcat temple.jpg|The Ancient Temple of Longcat
Image:Longburster.gif|This will happen to you if you watch too much Furry porn
Image:Longercat.jpg|[[Some argue]] that there are longer cats; these people are [[fail]]ures who cannot comprehend that the length of Longcat is the 12th dimension.
Image:Unleash.jpg
Image:Longcat_earthrize.jpg
Image:Longcat_inthewoods.jpg
Image:753138578lai8.jpg
Image:Towercat.jpg
Image:Easterlongcat.jpg|And on the third day, Longcat will arise from the dead -- AGAIN!
Image:Gymcat.jpg
Image:Longcat_Moonlanding.jpg|The Conspiracy is broken
Image:Tablecat.jpg
Image:Longcatbalrog.jpg|You SHALL...NOT...PASS!
Image:Argonath_longcats.jpg
Image:Longcatwiki.jpg
Image:Longcat Stencil.png|Longcat Stencil for all your tagging purposes
Image:Extended Feline by ShinjiHikari.jpg|Longcat stencil that wasn't just run through the Livetrace filter
Image:Edcatislol.JPG|Edcat is LOL
Image:Longkip.jpg|i think he liiiiiiiiiieks you too
Image:Longcat In Paris.jpg
Image:Looooongcat.gif
Image:LONGCAT IS THE LONGEST.PNG|[[Wikipedia]] knows that Longcat is long (and the longest)
Image:Longbot.jpg|Longbot is looooooong
Image:Longcxat god.jpg
Image:LONGJAP.jpg|A human challenger appears
Image:jpg.jpg|He still looks wonderful to me
Image:Longcat.parents.jpg|Rare artists' rendering of Longcat's parents
Image:Longcat333.gif
Image:Longcatchoko.jpg|Longcat: [[Japan]] version.
Image:Epiclongcat.jpg|Epic Longcat on /b/
Image:Komachan_Speedy_Long_Cat_.jpg|New [[Animu]] [[Speedycat|Speedy]][[Longcat|Long]][[Cats|Cat]]  
Image:longcatbadge.jpg|Badgecat...<s>[[DO WANT]]</s> [http://www.etsy.com/search_results.php?search_type=tag_title&search_query=longcat CAN (almost) GET!!!]
Image:longcatpaint.jpg|[[Goatse|all done on paint, took fucking hours but the result shows what you can achieve with hard work.]]
Image:Longcatlb8.jpg
Image:Longcat911lulzeu8.jpg|Longcat did 9/11
Image:Little_box_long_cat.jpg|How fit?!
Image:Longdick.jpg|Weeabootic Depiction of longness
Image:Longcat-tshirt.jpg|Longshirt
Image:Godspeedlongcat.jpg| Godspeed Longcat, godspeed.
Image:THEPOWEROFLONGCAT_IS_STRONG_IN_THIS_ONE.JPG| This power is OVER9000...!
<!>Image:Longcat_descending_from_the_sky.jpg|And Longcat descended from the Sky, and gave Lulz and Internetz to all /b/tards and Anons. And all was happiness<!>
Image:Longcatchallenger.jpg|[http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20101020/ap_on_fe_st/us_odd_world_s_longest_cat A CHALLENGER APPEARS]
Image:Worlds-tallest-cat-trouble.jpg|[http://mousebreath.com/2012/01/11/world-tallest-cat/ Another challenger appears!]
Image:Donateplz.png|[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Donate|DOITFGT!]]
Image:Long cat.gif
Image:Longcatbuilding.jpg
Image:Home-longcat.gif
Image:Lcjapa.jpg
Image:Cubic long cat.jpg
Image:Longlonglong.jpg
Image:Longcatcartoon1.jpg
Image:ZombieCat.jpg
Image:Longcatrocket.jpg
Image:Shiroloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.jpg
Image:Longcat Height.jpg
Image:Longcatislooooong.jpg
Image:DesignMyCard 003.png
Image:DesignMyCard 004a.png
Image:DesignMyCard 004c.png
Image:Inlulz.jpg
Image:Longcatearth.jpg
Image:LCterror.png
Image:Shorttacgnol.jpg
File:Longcat Batman.jpg
</gallery>}}

==See also==
* [[Caturday]]
* [[The Caturday Revival]]
* [[Tacgnol]]
* [[Catnarok]]
* [[Shortcat]]
* [[Speedycat]]
* [[BIKECAT]]
* [[Fishing Cat]]
* [[Essential Memes]]
* [[Longhorse]]
* [[Flower|Longrat]]
* [[:Image:Longpenis.gif|Longpenis]]

== External Links ==
*[http://longcatthriller.ytmnd.com/ Longcat does thriller!]
*[http://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User:Blu_Aardvark/longcat.cow&action=raw&ctype=text/plain longcat cowfile] for [[cowsay]]
*[http://media.putfile.com/Longcat-is-loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong-96 Longcat is loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong]
*[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/459916 Longcat's sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong]
*[http://twitter.com/h0 Longcat] @ twitter
* {{UkrED|Кіт|UkrDramatica's article on this}}
{{memes}}
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{{cat}}

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