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[[File:EqG.png|thumb|alt=Puzzle globe logo|The [[horror|movie]] that started the whole thing.]]
{{spoilers|DERPY IS IN THE END CREDITS!!!1 BRONIES AND PEGASISTERS REJOICE!}}
'''My Little Pony: Equestria Girls''' is a cartoon movie of the [[My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]] series that was [[lie|not made]] by the [[Jew|Jewish]] to get money. This movie takes place [[shit nobody cares about|after season 3 when Twilight Sparkle became an alicorn and princess]]. The presence in the [[brony]] fandom proves that they will [[Fact|pay with their allowances on any shit that's pony related]].


== The [[Ass|Plot]] ==

In a magical world of [[hell|rainbows and faggotry]] known as Equestria, the new [[mary-sue|Princess Twilight Sparkle]] was headed to her [[box|magical new home in the Canterlot place]] and did some shit nobody cares about. While she was sleeping, all of a sudden a thief stolen her crown! And the bitch that stole the crown goes through a magic portal to the human dimension. In an obvious style, Twilight Sparkle must go to the human dimension and gain the crown back so she will be a princess and to teach the thief about the magic of [[buttsex|friendship]]. [[About 100|About 100 milliseconds later]] they landed in the [[high school|human world]] and Twilight has to get the crown back. Along [[the]] journey Twilight reunites with her [[whores|old friends]] and they team up to get the crown. [[cunt|The thief Sunset Shimmer]] turns into [[succubus]] at the last minute and the [[girls|human mane 6]] beat her with [[lesbian|friendship]] powers. 

[[And nothing of value was lost|And Twilight got the crown back]]. The end.

== Reception ==
[[File:Hulk_Faust.png|thumb|left|Someone actually drew [[lolwhut|Faust becoming the Hulk]] upon seeing what was done with her characters.]]

While the movie was [[shit|made]], many [[brony|bronies]] and [[srsly|pegasisters]] believe that it is the [[no|best movie of all time]]. Of course, as with every movie like this, [[dykes|soccer moms]] were pissed, this time because their design was [[lel|"Too revealing"]]. The [[idiots|enlightened people of /mlp/]] from [[4chan]] even like this [[crap|movie]], proving once and for all that the bronies can be a lot worse and more autistic than [[Chris Chan|the Sonic fandom]].

In the other hand, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic creator [[Lauren Faust]] was less than pleased with the movie, as she could notice that it was a blatant attempt to cash out in the franchise while not caring for the quality of the products. A good number of bronies, as alienated and gullible as they are, sided with her as they believe that any word by Faust on the show is the genuine thing, given she co-created it.

== DERPY!!!1 ==

After the movie is over, bronies would stay for the credits and the [[gay|girly]] pop music because they've been told that there's a surprise [[Easter Egg]] in the end credits. And it's none other than a humanized version of [[Derpy Hooves]] dancing and holding a muffin, [[facepalm|causing the fans to scream in joy]].

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<center><big>What they're cheering at.</big></center>
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<center><big>You're [[doing it wrong|recording it wrong]].</big></center>
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<center><big>Derpy! LOL! ...and she's got a muffin!</big></center>
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<center><big>Yeeeeeah! Woo!</big></center>
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<center><big>Doipy!</big></center>
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<center><big>Woo! Derpy!</big></center>
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<center><big>There she is! Yeeeah! LOL!</big></center>
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<center><big>There she is. Thank you DHX, that is awesome.</big></center>
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<center><big>[[Mexican|Derpy! Woo!]]</big></center>}}
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== People Who Like The Movie ==
[[File:Equestria_girls_dolls.JPG|thumb|right|The horror.]]

*[[mlp/|/mlp/]]
*[[Chris-chan]]
*[[Neckbeards]]
*[[Brony|Bronies]]
*[[Attention Whores|Pegasisters]]
*[[FurFag]]s
*[[Manchildren]]
*[[Peanuts|Lucy Van Pelt]]
*[[Pedophile]]s
*[[Zoophile]]s
*[[Niggers]]
*People with [[Autism]]
*[[Retard]]s

== See also ==
*[[My Little Pony|My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic]]
*[[Tara Strong]]
*[[Derpy]]
*[[Furries]]
*[[Autism]]
*[[Pedophilia]]
*[[Manchildren]]

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