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[[File:Xenurianiggerlover.png|frameless|1000px|center]]

[[File:Xenuria.jpg|thumb|the greasy faggot]]
[[File:Darvnude.jpg|thumb|left|Boipussy]]
[[File:Xenuriatorpedotits.png|thumb|right|Xenuria being a big gay by showing off his torpedo tits on the ED discord server]]
[[File:AutismCat.gif|thumb|right|Xenuria and his [[kittens|cat]]]]

'''Xenuria''' aka '''Aaron Bongart''' aka '''The Pondering Llama''' aka '''Verbal Kint''' is a socially awkward 35 years old autistic man with firm perky tits who's lack of social skills and the ability to tell that people can't fucking stand him led to believe that [[The Internet is serious business|the internet is serious business]] and will stop at nothing to attempt to prove himself right through [[retard|devotion]] to the great [[xenu]], tl;dr this guy is the epitome of a self hating ED User that has proved himself so retarded he's starting to accept how much he is truly hated by others and [[gotis|incorporate it into how he acts online]].

== Darviela: is a Philosophical Genius ==
[[File:Xenuriacringe.png|thumb|[[Pedobear|Little Red Riding Hood]]]]
Darviela claims superiority over most people because he started <strike>going to college</strike> sucking dicks when he was only 14. He often has an uncontrollable compulsion to argue with republicans and pro lifers, masturbating himself with his autistic logic.

== A failed agenda ==

Darviela was running for the CSM on Eve Online to bring his ideas of what he calls "LGBT issues" into full circle, using the incredibly summary of logic he sucked out of [[Secondlife]]'s endless supply of rainbow cock, he thinks that because the in-game models lack sexual organs and the ability to hop on poseballs and fuck while having textsex that it would be good to use as a vehicle to propel his ideas to the masses.

[https://zkillboard.com/kill/40580154/ This idea, was of course shot down harder than a Goonswarm titan that jumps instead of bridges.]

He is obsessed with this concept and continues to push for autism. There is no chance of him [https://redd.it/4ft6c being elected] to the CSM as the [https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/search?q=Xenuria&restrict_sr=on entire community] of Eve Online thinks he's a goddamn fucking nutcase.  The reason he is "qualified" to be on the ballot is because there are 100 or so alts supporting him so that he makes a fool out of himself.

[http://toshimo.com/csm.html CSM Primaries which he is still not ontop of.]

[https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=64355 Vote for Xenuria! Bring the [[autism|trash]] of [[Secondlife]] into [[EVE Online]]]]

[[File:Eve_Monument_lulz.png|thumb|right|The Eve community is accurately represented by this act of vandalism.]]

== Another failed agenda ==

In attempt to foil the great Pasta Syndicate, '''Xenuria''' stole about 10 thrashers and proceeded to spam dog pictures on the Eve Online General thread. The Pasta triumvirate will forever live on as the infallible triumvirate, pasta, ravioli, italia.


Victoria secret
This torpedo tittied weirdo sells bras and panties for a living and is basically the hank hill of lingerie. He uses the money he makes from selling bras and bra accessories to buy doordash for women on the internet that will never fuck him.

Movie references
Stanley Kubric once said that everything that happened in eyes wide shut was based on real life events that happened when he spent a weekend hanging out with xenuria in manhattan. Xenuiria has said that he's dated no less then 3 women who had Labyrinth posters in their bedroom, this makes sense because xenuria dates a lot of teenagers and is so impossibly autistic that he has a pie chart of all the women he's fucked. Totally straight not at all homosexual behavior.

== Totally not a lesbian vampire ==

Guys he's totally a straight man and not a sapphic Toreador in deep cover. This turbo dyke goes to "lesbian pool parties" and finger bangs women while wearing thick gauge black nitrile gloves because that's totally a normal thing that a manly man does. His walls are fucking red, his ceiling is fucking red, he dresses like he just got done eating out the daughter of some 1800s french aristocrat. He's basically the daywalker of lesbians and his breast milk grants eternal youth but only if it’s drunk from the source. 

== The Allegations ==

There have been substantial allegations of murder, theft, rape, genocide and pedophilia all made against xenuria. Even some nebulous claims that he jaywalked one time in 2017. At the second Unite the right Rally in Charlottesville, Virginia, Xenuria was a scheduled speaker. He showed up 45 minutes late to the rally due to an infection in his foreskin. He still was there in time to hold a shield and stand alongside his fellow American Vanguard members. Due to his participation and being caught on film shouting "JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US", Xenuria was doxxed and fired from his job at Papa Gino's pizza. He did a stint of guest appearances on Alt right podcasts such as The Daily Shoah, Warski Life with Andy Warski and JF Gariepy, Radio Free Northwest Starring Harold Covington, and Radix Journal Podcast. He was also a featured speaker at the American Renaissance 2018 conference. However, he began to receive criticisms of "grifting" from Nick Fuentes and disappeared from youtube, bitchute, and goytv. 

Xenuria once tried to get hockles (a 12 year old boy) to strip naked and show his cock, he later showed up at his house in a puke green 1972 Ford Pinto and tried to sell him pokemon cards that he printed himself. If that wasn’t bad enough he has also race-mixed with black lesbian women and betrayed the white race. He's basically pure fucking evil and you should never relax around him or breath the same air.

Between the years of 2005 and 2009 several women went missing in Spring City Utah and it was later discovered that their bones were used to build some kind of Avant-garde art exhibit in an underground BDSM sissy hypno rave. Xenuria denies any involvement and when you bring it up he will change the subject and refuse to talk about it. 

While doing lines off the back of a Taiwanese femboy in a  Brooklyn nightclub, an anonymous tip resulted in the police raiding the club. Upon realizing the police were coming for him he snorted all 3 8-Balls of coke, and proceeded to re-enact the entirety of Martin Scorsese’s Taxi Driver through interpretive dance. When questioned by police he remained silent and tested negative for any narcotics, lacking evidence the police were forced to let him walk. 

== The Cornfield Incident ==

There have been numerous sightings of Xenuria in the cornfields of Indiana and one in particular resulted in him being arrested and convicted on weapons charges. The night of the arrest Xenuria was seen in a long red hooded robe knocking on the door of a local farmer and asking if he could take his daughter to senior prom. It’s unclear if the farmer’s daughter and Xenuria knew each other but when the dad brandished a firearm Xenuria pulled a sword cane from his robe and started chopping up the farmer’s shrubbery. The police arrived to defuse the situation and Xenuria was booked for weapons charges. 


== Eve Online & Second Life ==

Xenuria has unwarranted self importance because he fought in the sim wars and was present for the shelling of Fort Longcat or some shit.  Engaging with him about gaming is dangerous as one false move and he will go on an hour long pseudo philosophical  rant that nobody understands like a cutscene out of metal gear solid. He later took this insufferable bleating to eve online, a high stakes space bureaucracy simulator populated by psychopaths that make patrick bateman look like pee wee herman. Some luls did occur when Xenuria’s name was scratched off the eve monument in Iceland resulting in the FBI and Interpol opening an investigation into the vandalism. As a joke he was later elected to the CSM, an unimportant unpaid consulting team that works directly with the developers of the game.



== Gaming Journalism ==

Darviela was hired by TheMittani.com as a writer and has since [https://www.themittani.com/features/killing-messenger-eve-reflects-reality farted out] several articles about the psychology of [https://www.themittani.com/features/drifting-through-narrative internet spaceships]. He was also featured on the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LptrYG9h9_Q Meta-Show] where he waxed autismal about [[EVE_Online]] and other dumb shit. During [[Gamergate]], Xenuria opened a [[skeptic]] youtube channel called '''The Pondering Llama''' under which he debunked Christianity and Feminism and did many livestreams with [[Sargon of Akkad]] and [[Armored Skeptic]]. In 2016, Xenuria fell into the alt-right pipeline which would be a portent of things to come.

== His Little Dark Age ==
At the second [[Unite the Right 2|Unite the right]] Rally in Charlotesville, Virginia, Xenuria was a scheduled speaker. He showed up 45 minutes late to the rally due to an infection in his foreskin. He still was there in time to hold a shield and stand along side his fellow American Vanguard members. Due to his participation and being caught on film shouting "JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US", Xenuria was doxxed and fired from his job at Papa Gino's pizza. He did a stint of guest appearances on Alt right podcasts such as The Daily Shoah, Warski Life with Andy Warski and [[French|JF Gariepy]], Radio Free Northwest Starring Harold Covington, and Radix Journal Podcast. He was also a featured speaker at American Renaissance 2018 conference. However, he began to receive criticisms of "grifting" from Nick Fuentes and disappeared from youtube, bitchute, and goytv.

== Quarrels with birds ==

Xenuria once had beef with a flock of [[turkey]] vultures and was stalked daily by them for reasons unknown. Eventually the birds stopped following him to work after realizing he was a [[Eugenia Cooney|lanky faggot with no meat on his bones]]. It's also possible they are waiting for him to kill another prostitute and bury her body in his tomato garden. Xenuria called [[Fat Larry's Band|the police]] on the birds and when it was explained that there was no jail for birds and no such thing as “Criminal Startling” he proceeded to buy grip trainers so that one day he would be ready for their return. 
<gallery>
File:Xenuria_stalkers.jpg|Imagine being afraid
File:Xenuria_stalkers_2.png|of this.
</gallery>


== Darviela: Anagrams ==

Xenuria admitted on that all of his nicks are anagrams for other word or names. While some of the names he has used in the past make little sense when put through an [http://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=Am+Dhaegar&t=1000&a=n Anagram Generator]there is a pattern that only pathetic autistic can comprehend.
Below is a listing of the more common names that he has identified himself as.

* '''Xenu'''ria - As if [[Scientology]] didn't have enough autistic social justice warriors in the cesspool.
* Darvi'''ela Maravarona'''
* Vala''ria''' Arko'''nia''' (Queen of /b/)
* Val'''divindel''' Blackheart
* Ventargo Ma'''lakatrinkus'''
* [https://my.secondlife.com/voland.destiny <s>Voland Destiny (Second Life Name)</s> BANNED]
* [https://my.secondlife.com/darviela Darviela Current Secondlife Account]
* Bet Mojo (Anagram for JetBoom)
* Agar Had Me (Anagram of Am Dhaegar)
* A pair of Sevens 
* MysteriousThing (SomethingAwful name)
* [http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198018093315 HockLord (Steam ID)]

== Videos ==
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== Xenuria: Funfacts ==

* Xenuria tried to get hockles (12 year old boy) to strip naked and show his cock.
* Xenuria now says that anyone trying to get in contact with hockles is going to jail, that says it actually happened.
* Xenuria matched with Justin Roiland on grindr
* Xenuria has a [http://i.imgur.com/bBWgLYK.jpg vagina].
* Xenuria's woman is a [[Nigger]], making him a [[beastiality|nigger lover and a monkey fucker]], the [[nigress]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NhBAH-HlN4 is featured in this video]
* Xenuria believes in trannies worshiping jins because there was a [[Injuns|chalagmua Tribe]] that belived in [[faggot|two spirits]] and that's why you should put kid on hormone blockers and [[Jews|worship Baal]]

== Darviela's "Dox" ==

Darviela Maravarona's Dox 

[https://web.archive.org/web/20090215140158/http://www.shorttext.com/z420kv Practice fedora awareness at home kids.]

==See Also==
*[[Darviela Maravarona/Chatlogs]]
*[[Darviela Maravarona/Lol logs]]
*[[Mudshark]]

==External Links==
*https://mysterioussmell8.wixsite.com/servants-of-xenu/blank-3 some lulzy cult xenuria is [[Shill|shilling]]

*{{yt|u|XenuriaMeme}}

*{{twitter|Xenuria}}
*{{Telegram|Xenuria}}
*{{Steam|76561198018093315}}
*Second Life - Darviela
*https://groomswarm.wtf/ The site Xenuria<b> DOES NOT </B>want you to see

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[[Category:People|Maravarona, Darviela]]