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[[File:5PHOBOS6U.jpg|center|thumb|658px|<center><BIG>'''Phobos'''</BIG></center>]]
[[File:PhobosART.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Phobos creates beautiful artwork]]
[[File:GreyTheme.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Original EDF user.]]
[[File:TOPTWITTERTROLL1.png|thumb|right|300px|Phobos trolling well respected lawyers]]
'''Phobos''' is a "tryhard" <b>lol where's your chan now fuckheads</b>, a pretty princess, and, among users who are THE LEADERS OF ANONYMOUS, a [[Sephiroth]] clone. She is {{archive|Cl9Hf|described}} as "the beautiful, androgynous Aryan queen of IRC". Don't you fucking <b>forget it</b>. After building an [[USI|epic internet reputation]] on [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (later [[OhInternet]]) she decided to wreck half the chans on the Internet (whatsup weeaboos). Former member of #RustleLeague, GNAA, and [[dongforce]]. Labeled an Internet terrorist by [[Randi Harper]], [[Laurelai]], and [[Gamergate]]. Guilty of compromising numerous twitter accounts, deviantART profiles, and making your girlfriend insecure about her looks. Known for participation in IRC wars, Twitter d0xing, being BFFs with [[Meepsheep]], and never banning anyone on WTFux IRC. 
 
Believe it or [[not]], Phobos [[lie|claims]] to be a neuroscience student and one time actually said she worked at Google. [[Obvious|She is currently "unemployed"]]; lol what? Phobos currently lives in Vail, Colorado where she railjams your fucking mom.

<b>STATUS:</b> Not banned from everything. Guess I'm too hardcore fgt.
===Current Whereabouts===
Phobos can be found on many ircd's proceeding to fuck all your shit up. irc.wtfux.net #ed Come the fuck at me bro.<br>
HARDCHATS<br>
HARDCHATS<br>
HARDCHATS<br><br>
<s>Im also on twitter you shitnerds: <b>PERMANENTLY BANNED IN 24 HOURS</b></s>
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==From Humble Beginnings==
[[file:Rainbowheart.gif|thumb|200px|right|VD April 2011]]
Phobos wasn't always the [[faggot|badass, epic trolling glam rocker]] we know today. There was a time when she was merely a young lad, carefully building up his [[E-penis|internet reputation]] on hardcore underground sites like [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] (also, {{archive|sFtwE|OhInternet}}). Has done incredibly important things like [[VD|write numerous]] [[AOTN]]. Peruse her masterful writing:
*[[Five random items in a list you WONT believe you just clicked on]] - Most Recent
*[[Social_Justice|Social Justice]]
*[[Tornadoes]]
*[[Hauntings]]
*[[Randi Harper]]
*[[Laurelai]]
*[[789chan]]
*[[puddles]]
*[[MicahFennec]]
*[[Dimitri_The_Lover|Dimitri The Lover]]
*[[Wikipedia_IRC_Bouncers|Wikipedia IRC Bouncers]]
*[[Dylan_Tnga|Dylan Tnga]]
*[[Lesbian]]
*[[Military_Wives|Military Wives]]
*[[ToKeN]]
*[[ED10]]
*[[NEDM]] - First article
However, she was still failing to receive the [[VD|admiration and respect]] that she deserved for her contributions to internet culture. So after moving to #buttes she proceeded to hone her hardchat abilities. Eventually she resurfaced on EDIRC sometime around 2012. She currently spends her time researching cutting edge school shooting jokes and insults directed toward the FAGGOT community.<br>

==Inspiring Quotes==
[[File:Ednews2.png|thumb|left|300px|Phobos is very newsworthy]]
[[File:ConfessionsOfAHacker.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Upcoming phobos novel]]
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{{quote|Yeah I am so try hard on Internet Relay Chat it is the most technical and difficult of human interaction. Go fuck yourself.|Phobos on chatting}}
{{quote|all of the old guard is gone I just watch now|Phobos on being an oldfag}}
{{quote|Lol, 789chan is a fucking joke to anyone outside of this retard circus. I dont give a fuck how hard you [[Irony|12 year olds put on your Internet super hero costume and try yo impress one another]] of your ability to type out shit tier baby's first trolls at me. I'm here to watch Robb not to read your basement authored cheeto stained opinions. I dont care how much your mother lets you borrow the mini-van you are all homosexual deviants of the highest degree. Thank you : )|Phobos is a [[internet tough guy|badass]] on the internet}}
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==Phobos destroys nigamajiga==
<center><div style="font-size:26px">The definition of asking for it.</div>
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== A bunch of gay shit from a website that doesnt exist anymore ==
[[File:789srybanner.jpg|thumb|right|Oh no, thats awful]]
[[File:PhobosEpicWin.png|thumb|left|COOL ARTICLE GUYS THUMBS UP]]
[[File:789chan_downfall.png|thumb|right|789chan is kill]]
[[File:SeanieBannedPhobos.png|thumb|right|Seanie why are you so beleaguered?]]
[[File:IGiveUp.png|thumb|right|789chan giving up]]
[[File:IComeFromABrokenChatHome.png|thumb|right|Wow 789chan is upset]]
Phobos then stumbled across the ED article of one [[Robert Wayne Stiles]], and had a [[retarded|brilliant]] idea: she would become the next Clyde Cash by [[Epic Ween|epically trolling]] Robb! He followed the links at the bottom of Robb's ED page back to the chan that discovered Robb and instantly made himself at home in 789chan's IRC. Unfortunately, Robb was quitting the tranny buisiness and no one on 789chan appreciated his [[stupid|ingenious]] attempts at trollin. She was <s>called out</s> G-lined for being a [[trying too hard|tryhard]] faggot after a <s>month</s> day of actively being on the chan. Despite being the '''proclaimed''' [[USI|"greatest person to have ever graced ED and OHI]]," he ignored the old "[[Don't feed the trolls]]" rule and <s>vehemently argued</s> posted 5 times against the original poster who called him a tryhard and other users who laughed at his antics. The mods finally had enough of the pointless arguing and banned Phobos from the chan. 
{{quote|He tried to secure his place in trolling history by trolling [[789chan]] and sucking up to <s>actual Rika trolls</s> [[789chan/IntroMan|IntroMan]]. Unfortunately, his trolling attempt backfired and everyone at 789chan laughed at him.  Naturally, the only course of action was to declare war against his detractors. His hobbies include bragging about [[shit nobody cares about|his internet reputation]], pretending not to be mad, and reverting all edits|789chanFaggot}}
Then phobos came back (quite easily) and continued to spam, ruin, and brutally fuck 789chan to death to the point that its main owner SeanieB decided to call it quits. The chanfaggots all decided to migrate to a new chan and continue being highly angry about the Internet happily ever after the end. GUESS THEY SHOULD HAVE GOTTEN SOME MORE CAPTCHA~ RIP BUTTFUCKERZ ~#~#~
{{cg|COOLGUY|COOLGIRL|center|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Flooding 789chan.png|thumb|left|Oops where'd ur imagechan go y0
File:Phobos horsefucker.png|Phobos has many pictures of horses
File:Phobosisatryhard.png|HEY LOOK IM ON TV
File:Phobos tumblr panel.jpg|Awesome
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File:Phobos goatse spam.png|Spamming goatse to show how much she doesn't care
File:Phobosisnotmad.png|Cool
File:Phobosisnotmad2.png|Neat
File:EtTuRobb.png|More pictures
File:Phobos arnold.jpg|Coincidence? I think not.
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<center><div style="font-size:40px; font-weight:bold;">In conclusion...</div></center>
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{{rainbow|LOL 789CHAN IS GONE FOREVER}}

==Dox==
{{Main|789chan/Phobos Dox}}
<big>'''Power Word:''' Janet Holmes</big><br>
<big>'''Address:''' 1701 Bryant Street #700  Denver, CO 80204</big><br>
<big>'''Phone:''' N/A</big><br>
<big>'''Last Work Address:''' The Melting Pot - 30 East Pikes Peak Avenue  Colorado Springs, CO 80903</big><br>

<b>I've got SOPS NIGGA KING KONG AINT GOT SHIT ON ME</b>

===More Dox===
Courtesy of LiteralKa - a.k.a HAHAHAHA YOUR DAD DIED IN THE ACTUAL WTC, LITERALKA
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George Crosby AKA phobos
18530 Woodhaven Drive
Colorado Springs, CO 80908
Home: (719) 473-6868
Mother: Janet Lee Holmes-Crosby
AKA Jan & Jean
Father: Peter M Crosby
45-49
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===Phobos Gallery===
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File:2PHOBOS.jpg|NEVER CHANGE, PHOBOS!
File:ThePhobos.jpg|Gurl of the year 2013
File:VincePhobos.png|Wait.. which ones in Motley Crue?
File:TOPTWITTERTROLL2.png|thumb|right|300px|Experienced in buttharmed law
File:Phobos profile.png|: ) : ) : )
File:PRETTYGIRL.jpg
File:PhobosOhInternet.jpg
File:PhobosAugust.jpg
File:Cutebos.jpg
File:PhobosLol.png
File:PHOBOSFOREVER.jpg
File:Phobos and Nate.png|[[Rule 34]]!
File:Phobos-LIC-Dongbert.png|[[Rule 34]]!
File:Tranns.jpg
File:Trannns.jpg
File:Phobos The Angry Moderator.png|Shitting up the [[RC]]
File:Phobos editwar.png|More sperging
File:Phobos editwar wild theory.png
File:Phobos ED asspain.png
File:Phobos waifu.png
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==See Also==
*[[The Great ED IRC War of 2013]]
*[[dongforce]]
*[[Narcissism]]
*[[Sephiroth]]
*[[Trap]]
*[[GOTIS]]

==External Links==
*{{wayback|http://ohinternet.com/Phobos|20120510131752|title=Phobos}} on '''[[OhShitternet]]'''


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