View source for 1-14 Jakarta Attacks

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{{Breakingnews|'''[[No shit|MUSLIMS DID IT!]]'''}}

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{{Ibhead|<big>'''1-14 Jakarta Attacks'''</big>}}
{{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[Indonesia|Indonesian]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagIndonesia.png|23px]]}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[high score|Highscore]]'''|Killed 4, injured 24}}
{{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No}}
{{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Bomberman, Co-Op Mode}}
{{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|Yes}}
{{Ibrow|'''Motive'''|[[Islam|Snackbar]]}}
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On [[Last Thursday|January 14,]] [[2016]], a bunch of [[ISIS]] [[sand niggers]] were playing another game of [[Counter-Strike]] that killed [[Pwn|4 people]] and injured 24 people in a [[mall|shopping mall]] in the middle of [[Indonesia|Indonesia]] in a [[failed]] attempt to get the [[high score]], two of the dumb [[Muhammad|Mohammed]] cocksuckers accidentally blew themselves up when their shitty WD-40 suicide chest rigs went off, and the other two got pwn'd trying to recreate the [[Hollywood|North Hollywood shootout]]. The shitty attempt to recreate the [[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11|Paris terrorist attacks]] was [[Shit nobody cares about|promptly forgotten about after 4 seconds]].

== Background ==

The mastermind behind this attack was some [[faggot]] named "'''[[Sand niggers|Bahrun Naim]]'''". His asshattery had [[Party Van|placed him on several watchlists]] dating back to [[2010]], including a temporary arrest in November 2010 at his home on suspicion of plotting a [[Terrorist|terrorist attack]]. He also was known to suck [["Prophet" Muhammad|Mohammed's]] dick everyday. (normal [[Muslim]] shit)

There were a total of four perpetrators who coordinated the attack: 

* '''[[Sandnigger|Afif Sunakim Sunardi]]'''
* '''[[Sandnigger|Dian Juni Kurniadi]]'''
* '''[[Sandnigger|Ahmad Muhazab Saron]]'''
* '''[[Sandnigger|Marwan Muhammad Ali]]'''

<center><div style="font-size:22px;">Fucking muslims...</div></center>

== Loadout == 

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*'''Primary''': Unspecified [[firearms]]
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Used during shootout.
*'''Damage unknown.'''
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*'''Equipment''': [[Bomb|Bombs]]
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*'''Does 1000 Damage.'''
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*'''Spell''': Qu'ran
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*Increased damage against [[homosexuals]], [[Christians]], [[Jews]], [[Hindus]], [[Sikhism|Sikhs]] and every other human being on [[Earth]] who goes against the almighty word of [[Allah]].
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== Videos ==

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== Graded Score ==

{{GradedScore|4|24 injured|2|Shitty [[bomb]]s|10|Copycat of the previous [[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11|attacks in Paris]]|10|Temporarily closed every [[Starbucks]] in Indonesia|0|No bonus, just typical [[Terrorism|Muslims at work]]|26|F-|Have fun with your [[virgins]]}}

{{Wanted|4}}

== See Also ==

*[[Allahu Akbar]]
*[[Breitscheidplatz]]
*[[Indonesia]]
*[[ISIS]]
*[[ISIS Paris Attack 13-11]]
*[[Islam]]
*[[Jihad]]
*[[Nice Truck Attack 2016]]
*[[Ohio State University]]
*[[Pulse Nightclub Massacre]]
*[[Suicide]]
*[[Terrorism]]

== External links ==

*{{Wikilink|2016_Jakarta_attacks|TOW coverage}}

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