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[[File:Average lolicon.jpg|thumb|The face of a lolicon.]]
'''[[Lolita]] Complex''', ''lolicon'' for short, is derived from [[Russia|Vladimir Nabokov's]] novel ''Lolita'' describing the complex relationship of a [[paedophile]] with his adopted underage child. The [[Japan]]ese bought Nabokov's novel in droves, and especially with their invention of [[anime]] they replaced Russia as the world capital of media concerning [[CP|controversial adult-on-child romance]]. Today it describes someone who [[fap|appreciates]] artistic depictions of feminine [[hentai]] child erotica (hey, if it's not real children then it can't be CP!), whereas the subject matter itself is referred to as '''loli''' (both terms are interchangeable so it doesn't really matter). How anyone can get off to little girls that look like little boys is a mystery, what we ''do'' know is, there's enough lolicon on our beloved [[Internet]] to fill a goddamn supercomputer. Recently the Otaku FaceBook group was grilled a bit on the subject and the loli image posters of the group explained that they were born with the sexuality of wanting to fuck animated Japanese children and that they couldn't help it as a result of this elusive "PedoGene". Most lolicon fans defend themselves from "the hecking antis" because they're afraid that their precious cunny will be taken away, [[Wapanese|uoooh]]!

== [[Harry Potter|Common Arguments and How to Refute Them]] ==

=== '''''It's Just a Drawing!!''''' ===
That is a baseless generalization which only touches the surface of what it is. What is it a drawing of? Why is there a category named "loli", deriving from the book where a child gets molested?

=== ''Y-You're calling me a child molester!!!'' ===
That is a straw-man.

=== ''It's legal so it's okay'' ===
Looking at videos of people getting shot, killed, mutilated, and tortured is legal; does that make it okay?

=== ''Lolicon causes no harm!!'' ===
Regardless of whether it causes any harm to anyone, you have to have a pretty fucked up moral compass to jack off to drawings of ''what looks like'' children.

=== ''She's old enough, anti!!'' ===
...but what is it depicting? How young does it look?

=== ''...v-v-video games!!!'' ===
It has been proven through a truckload studies that porn in general activates an entirely different part of the brain - which is why porn addiction is such a big problem. 

=== ''Antis are pedophiles!! Take a look at this </insert collection of people being predators>'' ===
That is cherrypicking. There are more anti-lolicons than regular lolicons, and anti-lolicons are the majority of people in this world.

=== ''Petite women!'' ===
Petite women don't look like seven year old children, talk in a child's voice, and have the mind of a child, do they?

== ==
Some arguments are not included due to being blatantly fallacious.

== Facts ==

[[Image:Lolicon_-_Too_much!.jpg|thumb|[[Old people]] love lolicon.]]

[[File:Sugarbusb.jpg|thumb|right|300px|We've been trying to figure out who the Girl Scouts are advertising this camp to, the girls or the pedophiles.]]

* There are more [[Pedobear|lolicon fans]] than there are [[WoW]] players
* If there are [[tits]] it <u>usually</u> isn't loli.
* The male equivalent (faggots who want little anime boy butt) are known as [[shotacon]], but you already know that, you [[sick fuck]]. 
* If there is [[penis]] it still might be loli (see: [[Dickgirl]]), but it's most likely [[Shotacon|shota]].
* The Japanese like their women like they like their whiskey, twelve-years-old and mixed up with coke.
* The first Lolicon is in fact not from Russia, but the founder of [[Islam]], [[Muhammad]], who married a 6-year loli named Aisha and raped her when she was nine. Read the Hadith and it's exactly like arab ''Lolita''.
* '''LOLICON (as well as shotacon) IS PEDOPHILIA.'''

== Legality ==

[[Image:Error Message CP.png|thumb|center|424px|There's no escaping your fate, you [[sick fuck]].]]
[[Image:Jonbenetlul.jpg|thumb|[[JonBenet Ramsey|A real life loli.  If she wasn't wearing a choker for this pic she'd be wearing one when they found her in the basement.]]]]

For the most part, lolicon is completely legal in countries such as the [[United States]]. The ostensible basis for this is that since Lolis are not Real and are intrinsically ink and paper, then it cannot be considered a form of IRL Child Abuse, therefore it cannot be condemned for the same reasons IRL Child Porn is condemned (e.g. the issues on Human Trafficking), thereby precluding it from [[censorship]]. After all, if the First Amendment protects your right to speak out against [[war]] or to burn religious sacraments such as the Bible or Quran, then obviously it also preserves your right to enjoy the occasional Sharon Stone [[pussy|beaver]] shot. On the other hand, [[some say]] that the only reason [[Supreme Court]] ruled this way was so that [[Asshole|Antonin Scalia]] could fap at his leisure. While we all know that it's legal until you get caught; that said, here's a few incidents in countries around the world:

* [[Australia|Crikey]]! During August 2007, an Aussie got caught trying to import lolicon DVDs and was then forced to pay a fine [[over 9000]] dollars (seriously). The Customs Manager Richard Janeczko really wanted them for himself ([[fap]], [[fap]], [[fap]]) and used this lame excuse, "it was important to understand that even cartoons or drawings such as those depicted in anime were prohibited if they contained offensive sexual content." [http://www.somebodythinkofthechildren.com/australia-bans-small-breasts/ They also banned consenting-adult pornography with flat-chested women] based on a tenuous anti-logic brainfart: "if they appear even a little young, it's obviously obscene".
* [[George W Bush]] banhammered lolicon, shotacon, and toddlercon in the [[United States]] during 2003, but in 2008, The Supreme Court unbanhammered it because censoring art is unconstitutional (yeah, apparently 12-inch dicks tearing through a five-year-old hymen is art now). In a surprise twist [[Dwight Whorley]] was actually convicted under the Act a year later (though it was unbanhammered again in the Christopher Handley case when parts of the PROTECT act were ruled unconstitutional); however, not all loli fans are fully aware of either of these rulings, [[Lolicon is illegal (Trolling flatchan)|making them susceptible to trolls]].
* Under [[Africa]] laws it is an offense punishable by up to ten years imprisonment if anyone possesses, creates or produces, imports, exports, broadcasts, or has anything to do with it. Africans seeking child action are better off going to [[Zimbabwe]] where you can [[rape]] and kill a [[girl]] and get [[Madeleine McCann|two years]].
* It's illegal in [[Poland]]. This is ironic, since Eastern Europe is THE capital of lolicon.
* It'll get you v& in [[Canada|The Land of Milk Bags]].
* It's legal in Islam but you have to marry your preferred loli first. Then everything goes but you have to cover her up to not arouse public suspicion.
* We all know anything goes hentai wise in [[Japan]].
** ...Except rape, pregnancy, non-humans, incest, torture, anything to do with slavery and bondage, coercion, group sex, train sex, adultery, student councils and loli (in hentai games at least). But a [[Retarded|Chinese immigrant that leads UNICEF Japan tried to get the government to ban all loli]] after she got all the other stuff banned in hentai games. But [[Feminist|Agnes Chan]] of UNICEF failed because Parliament's having an election and didn't decide on what the law should actually say. BUT all the political parties want to try again in the next session.

=== On image[[booru]]s ===

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! Imageboard
! Legality
! Notes
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| [http://gelbooru.com/ Gelbooru.com]
| <center>{{colortext|red|illegal}}</center>
| [https://gelbooru.com/tos.php Terms of Service]
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| Chan.[[Sankaku Complex|SankakuComplex]].com
| <center>{{colortext|green|legal}}</center>
| currently, [https://chan.sankakucomplex.com/?tags=loli 126,486 of their images have the tag "loli"]
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| [[Paheal|Paheal.Rule34.net]]
| <center>{{colortext|red|illegal}}</center>
| [http://rule34.paheal.net/wiki/rules "rules"] and [http://rule34.paheal.net/wiki/Notes "Notes"] by wiiaboo
|-
| [[My Little Pony|Derpibooru]]
| <center>{{colortext|red|illegal}}</center>
| [https://derpiboo.ru/rules#5 "Rules of the Booru"]
|}

== Galleries ==

{{cg|[[Demotivators]]|lolidemotivators|center|<gallery>
File:Motivational Lolicon.jpg
File:Lolicon dating.jpg
Image:1doopieagecheck111.jpg|Admit it.  You're thinking about making fake IDs for Pre-schoolers you sick fuck
File:Lolipride.jpg
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:pedomotivatorQ.jpg
File:Loli22.jpg
File:F yeah lolicon.jpg|[[V/|/v/]] displaying its massive [[pedo]] population.
File:Loliconshtuff.jpg|It almost sounds cute
File:Naked_loli_confession.jpg|What every lolifag wishes for (but is never gonna get).
File:FalconLoliPunch.jpg|Poor loli
File:PedoGunsmotivation.jpg
</gallery>}}<br>

{{cg|[[Your|Pedo]] Fap Material|lolicongallery1|center|<gallery>
File:Lolisharrassingashota.jpg|A [[shota]] being gangraped by a [[zerg rush|swarm]] of [[lolis]]. Can you spot [[littlecloud]] in the picture?
File:Wikipedo Lolicon Picture.png|How can you forget the [[wikipedo]] lolicon pic!
File:Final_Solution-chan.jpg|How can you forget the wikipedo popsicle pic!
File:Sluttyloli.jpg|this is a [[fact]]
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Pedo Mouse.jpg|[[Furry]] [[lol]]icon.
File:Babyfuck.jpg|[[Baby Fuck]]![[111]]
File:TC WillyKit.jpg|Thundercats ho.
File:Lolicat.jpg|[[a cat is fine too]].
File:fuckme.jpg|OH U
File:Loliairplanemachine.jpg|'''Holy Shit!''' It's some sort of loli airplane machine!
File:Ippaidashite.jpg|Some lolis really enjoy [[Asking for it|playing with fire]].
File:Loli_Shirt.jpg|Every shirt comes with a loli.
File:Awesomemimi.png|Lolicon can be pretty [[awesome]], if you [[Sick Fuck|want it to be]].
File:Saki.png| Note, when making Amateur MS paint loli/guro never include a signature like this guy did, no matter how vague!
File:ThumbnailRaped2ElectricBoogaloo.png| Try again.
</gallery>}}<br>

{{cg|Loli resistance and other crap|lolicongallery2|center|<gallery>
File:Lolita Slave Toy by Pussymonster.jpg|The "Lolita [[Acrotomophilia|Slave Toy]]" [[creepypasta]].
File:Lolisfightback.png
File:Mootispunished.jpg|This is what happened to [[Moot]] after banning loli from [[4chan]].
File:Yotsunoha.JPG|Regular merchandise.
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Pedobear_Eye.JPG|[[Pedobear|The last thing most lolis see]].
File:Pedobeartransportslolis.jpg|Hands up those who believed there was candy in this [[Partyvan|van]].
File:Lolidefender.png|thumb|Typical woman defending her loli art and getting mad because people think shes a faggot
File:Loligood.jpg|nothing wrong with [[CP|kiddy crotch]]
File:Googlefight good news and bad news.jpg|[[Jews|fuckin capitalists]]
File:Sickpedophile.jpg|Seriously?
File:Don loli.jpg|If you are [[e-famous]], the loli will come to you.
</gallery>}}<br>
{{center|(See the above section for [[Over 9000|over 100,000]] lolicon images.)}}
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== Videos ==

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|<youtube>CmIMrPZGzP0</youtube>
;A shit video explaining the obvious
|<youtube>_k80NbGJUBY</youtube>
;Internet lolicon anthem ([http://nyannerz.tumblr.com/post/110863248250/i-took-down-pomfpomfpomf-for-good though not intended to be])
|<youtube>KZufpk341og</youtube>
;[[Loli]]pop, [[loli]]pop, oh [[loli]], [[loli]], [[loli]]...
|<youtube>jItz-uNjoZA</youtube>
;[[Pedophiles|Loli-lovers]]' national anthem
|<youtube>AUHETDR4N7A</youtube>
;It's OK if [[you]] just [[Sick fuck|lick a loli]].
|<youtube>ir8BO4-7DkM</youtube>
;Don't lie, you know you have a boner you [[pedophile|pedo]].
|<youtube>qNeB6qRvF3Q</youtube>
;Rather have the loli, you say? [[Chris Hansen|Why don't you take a seat, right over there?]]
}}

== See Also ==

* [[404 Girl]]
* [[Accidental Nudity]]
* [[Beako]] &ndash; The mascot of loli-hatred
* [[Bleedman]] &ndash; Loli lover.
* [[ButLova]] &ndash; Big butt fart/scat loli lover.
* [[Chris Hansen]] &ndash; He wants you to take a seat over there.
* [[Doopie DoOver]] lover of lolis and produces animated loli porn
* [[Ed Poor]] &ndash; Another loli lover.
* [[Generation Z]]
* [[FBI redirection]]
* [[girlfartlover]] &ndash; Another fart/scat loli lover.
* [[Girl Scouts]]
* [[Hillary Clinton|Hilloli the Lolitician]]
* [[Hinako Series]]
* [[Jdsonic]]
* [[KittenBellNSFW]]
* [[Kodomo no Jikan]]
* [[Midori Shoujo Tsubaki]]
* [[Miller Test]]
* [[Party Van]] - Where you will go when you get caught having lolicon on your [[computer]]
* [[Pedophilia apologia]]
* [[Pedo Baiting]]
* [[Permaloli]]
* [[POMF =3]] - Unfunny meme created by degenerate lolicons
* [[Teruchan]]
* [[Timbox]] &ndash; He's so brave, he [[faps]] to lolis in public!
* [[Toddlercon]] &ndash; In case you like them ''real'' young.
* [[Touhou]]
* [[Waha]]

== External Links ==

* [http://freeonlinearcade.org/Shooting/600/Zombears.html Zombears] Shoot Pedobear the Bad Lolilover
* [http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000412342359&ref=search&sid=100000413700670.818555115..1 The Person]
* [http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2009/11/20/philippines-life-sentence-for-loli-manga In the Philippines, you can get life in prison for lolicon posession]
* {{wayback|http://www.wikichan.org/index.php/The_Uncultured_Anonymous/Lolis|20080422011245|title=The Uncultured Anonymous' guide to Lolis}}
* [http://myanimelist.net/clubs.php?cid=135 Lolicon Defense Task Force (LDTF)] - original 2007 name: "United States Department of Lolicon"

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