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{{spoiler|text=You have [[lonely|no friends]] and will [[dying alone|die alone]]}}

[[Image:Frontpager.jpg|thumb|300px|'''You''' are below this guy. He has the energy to at least get his fat ass outside.]]
[[Image:1000px-Relatives_f_Chart_svg.jpg|thumb|300px|You are a faggot.]]
[[File:Abortion_clinic.jpg|thumb|200px|''This'' is the place that [[your mother]] should have gone to when you were conceived.]]
[[Image:promluser.jpg|thumb|You [[nope|aren't]] getting [[incest|laid]], either.]]
[[Image:youatcomp.jpg|thumb|right|You, doing what you do [[best]] at your [[desktop]], and go get your leg back.]]
[[Image:4chan sex.jpg|thumb|No, you're the one on the computer reading [[b|/b/ 2.0]].]]
[[Image:Nasty faggots.gif|thumb|200px| You right now.]]
[[Image:You-Personoftheyear.jpg|thumb|We at [[ED]] would like to thank you for [[Nothing|all your contributions to humanity]].]]
[[Image:foreveralone_real.png|thumb|right|YOU are [[forever alone]].]]
[[File:Fat asian kid bullied YOU.jpg|thumb|right|250px|[[Pwned|You're the fat azn kid.]]]]
[[Image:Loserlickingcybertwat.gif|thumb| The closest you will ever be next to a pussy.]]
[[File:Clitoris_YOU.jpg|thumb| -YOU.]]
[[File:You_as_a_child.jpg‎|thumb| You as an infant.]]

==You illustrated==
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'''You''' are a worthless waste of air, which is why at this precise moment in time, you are reading this sentence. [[Suicide|You think you should be doing something more productive]], but for some reason, you aren't. 

'''You''' think your taste in music matters. You believe that your petty opinions about everything matter. Tell us moar about what [[Lemonparty|political party]] you belong to and how you can't associate with anyone whose opinions differ form yours, it's all so fascinating!  

'''You''' have seen every episode of ''Star Wars'' multiple times, including the shitty prequels. You think you're hot shit and cool because you own all of the [[Quentin Tarantino]] movies on shitty bootleg DVDs. You think the mundane and asinine details of your very existence are so interesting that you log onto [[Failbook|Facebook]] and tell every dumbfuck that was retarded enough to 'friend' you what you had for dinner. 

'''You''' are every shit stain, cum streak and piss smell on every single piece of underwear worn by humanity. You can attempt to take 10 showers a day (and we all know you won't), but you will still smell like a monkey's asscrack with HIV.

'''You''' are ugly, all of your family members are ugly, and the [[Dying Alone|children you will never have]] will be ugly as well; do not breed.

'''Your''' very birthing delivery was all a joke; you were born as a ploy from [[God]] to stick you out in this world so that you will fail and give [[normal]] human beings the satisfaction of lulzing at your stupid self.

'''You''' think playing video games makes you alternative. You "spontaneously" quote ''[[Family Guy]]'', ''[[Adventure Time]]'', ''[[Monty Python]]'', and not to mention Tarantino flicks. You installed [[Linux]] on a partition, downloaded pirating software to your video game and jailbreaked your tablet (you think, anyway) because it seemed vaguely counter-cultural. 

'''You''' wear a [http://ask.metafilter.com/78970/Trials-of-a-Responsible-Hedonist fucking fedora] in public and believe this makes the world a more whimsical place. Pretty much every human being you attended High School with remembers you only as "that fat kid." You went to a second-tier state college and joined the [[LARP|roleplaying]] club on the first day of orientation. You watch [[anime]] but insist you're not a [[fanboy]] or [[fangirl]]. You quote [[memes]] at parties and then laugh alone, awkwardly. You own at least one cape which you wear "ironically" to comic [[con]].

'''You''' drive a 1990s Civic with crumbs on the floor and an "I roll 20s" bumper sticker. You've pretty much been a giant faggot or dyke ever since that one time in bible camp. You write long posts in the Casual Encounters section of [[Craigslist]] but never get responses. You have never had [[sex]] and are [[LoveShy|love shy]]. 

'''You''' are a 15 year old [[liberal]] thinking [[atheist]]. You can hear your [[parents]] yelling in the other room. You think people shouldn't judge you based on your meager accomplishments because you "could have done better if you tried". You collect [[plastic crap]]. 

'''You''' cum on your collection of [[plastic crap|anime figurines]] and [http://www.xvideos.com/video1506216/figure_bukkake_compilation film it for the entire world to see]. And after you cum on your plastic crap, you attempt to engage it in conversation to apologize, which ends in a one-sided argument about that unicorn you saw raping that box of cupcakes last week. You're as socially-adjusted as a potato (and that's an insult to potatoes). You hover around the edges of your social group, grasping at straws of approval.

'''You''' have the intellectual capabilities of a flaccid [[penis]]. You began your trek through the [[Interwebz]] by googling [[nigger]] [[porn]]. You were socially inept in elementary, middle, and high school, and during high school, you [[masturbated]] in the bathroom during [[CSIII]] at least twice a week to your own little [[shota]] fantasies, you fucking [[pedo]].  

'''You''' have a blatantly inaccurate superiority complex, when in reality you are perhaps the paramount example of a pseudo-intellectual. You have this fagtarded notion that everyone actually cares about what you have to say, but they won't even throw five seconds down the drain to tell you they don't. You visited [[4chan]] solely during the summer of 2010, and you become aroused at the idea of finally being a part of something larger than yourself, when, yet again, [[noone]] fucking gives a fucking fuck. 

'''You''' get your ideas and arguments from [[blogs]], because you are dumb enough to believe they will replace newspapers and magazines. You don't get invited, you tag along, which to you is a less offensive way to say that you gatecrash. You like to tell yourself you "only date [[nerds]] because they understand" you, but then masturbate to 10's who wouldn't even waste the breath to tell you to [[fuck off]] if you approached one of them in a bar. You sit at your desk daydreaming about which ''X-Men'' power you want, while your peers are shaping the world in their image.

'''You''' think you're a weapons expert because you play [[Call of Duty]] all day while screaming obscenities down the mic because your parents obviously don't give a shit about you. You're obsessed with [[J-Pop]] and other [[Wapanese]] [[shit]] due to the fact you're unpatriotic. You posted on [[/b/]] [[last Thursday]] and they wouldn't even reply to you and your shitposting.

[[You fail it]], where it = '''ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING.''' You are also manually breathing...


<span style="font-size:4em;font-weight:bold;color:#cc0000;">SERIOUSLY, '''''FUCK YOU!'''''</span>


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{{quote|[[Bullshit|I'm only half of those things.]]|You}}

== Brutal == 

This kind of content has no humanity. Which makes it true.

==Definitions==

[[File:Fat-guy.jpg|thumb|This picture - predicts your whole future]]
[[File:Maid-catches-man-video.jpg|thumb|500px|This is how everyone else views YOU, including your family and the girls around, even your pets if you have any]]

'''YOU''' are a [[Sega Genesis]] [[Sonic]] faggot who can't accept that 2D-Sidescroller sonic games are just as bad as the new-games are, but '''you''' still regard sonic as one of the best games ever.

'''YOU''' could fuck up a wet dream.

'''YOU''' aren't worth the brown shit marks in someone's underwear.

'''YOU''' weren't conceived like a normal human being, you only came to be because your dad's jizz found its way into the womb through a fissure inside [[your mom]]'s ass when your parents were having [[buttsecks]]

'''YOU''' actually think [[Mario|a fat Italian plumber, who gets his girlfriend stolen by a fucking turtle,]] and shows up to the wrong place MULTIPLE times when looking for her, could actually kill a [[Sonic the Hedgehog|anthropomorphic blue hedgehog that reaches speeds past the sound barrier and has literally saved the fucking earth.]]

'''YOU''' are a Nintendo fantard.

'''YOU''' are the definition of "asshole."

'''YOU''' were born wrong.

'''YOU''' are an abomination.

'''YOU''' were created by two male goats fucking each other, ironically the 2 goats were brothers.

'''YOU''' have no friends.

'''YOU''' are [[fat]].

'''YOU''' were a failed experiment for the stupidest and most pathetic creature in existence, you were too stupid for stupidest.

'''YOU''' were conceived when your dad cheated on your mom with the skanky, fugly crackwhore down the street. 

'''YOU''' will never get laid in your pathetic excuse of a life.

'''YOU''' were placed in [[retard|special education]].

'''YOU''' should kill yourself to end the misery of those who are unfortunate enough to be around you.

'''YOU''' finger your ass in bed and smell your fingers afterwards.

'''YOU''' are rated '''R'''.

'''YOU''' aren't worth the feces in the toilet bowl.

'''YOU''' drink all day and every day, you fucking alcoholic!

'''YOU''' live alone.

'''YOU''' are a [[retard]].

'''YOU''' don't bathe or brush your teeth.

'''YOU''' are a waste of the honest taxpayers' money.

'''YOU''' are the mucus in the human nose.

'''YOU''' cause people to abuse drugs and overdose.

'''YOU''' are on welfare.

'''YOU''' contribute absolutely fuck-all to the world and you never will.

'''YOU''' are a college dropout.

'''YOU''' are a worthless piece of shit.

'''YOU''' are a member of [[ISIS]].

'''YOU''' are lazy.

'''YOU''' are mentally ill.

'''YOU''' don't have family members who care about you.

'''YOU''' are [[Ginger|Ginger.]]

'''YOU''' invented stupidity.

'''YOU''' smell bad.

'''YOU''' killed [[Elvis]].

'''YOU''' also just caused [[Robin Williams]]' death OMFG FUCK YOU!

'''YOU''' don't have a job.

'''YOU''' abuse the elderly.

'''YOU''' are [[Nigger|African]].

'''YOU''' sank the Titanic.

'''YOU''' murdered your own mother because your fatass crawling out her vagina gave her a cardiac arrest, your current mother adopted you but for the [[lulz|lulz]], she isn't going to tell you the truth.

'''YOU''' deserve an eternity of pain and agony.

'''YOU''' will be forgotten immediately.

'''YOU''' are the pimple on a person's ass after they take a dump and don't wipe properly.

'''YOU''' are the prime reason why people get depressed.

'''YOU''' can't dance.

'''YOU''' are the reason animals die.

'''YOU''' are a [[Commie]].

'''YOU''' don't deserve any happiness whatsoever.

'''YOU''' are a nerd.

'''YOU''' caused the [[Holocaust]].

'''YOU''' spend your days wishing you were famous or somebody important.

'''YOU''' have cum stains in your pants and underwear from masturbating by yourself.

'''YOU''' annoy people.

'''YOU''' often get your ass kicked in a fight.

'''YOU''' are [[Australian]].

'''YOU''' cause people to live bad, depressing lives.

'''YOU''' wear shitty bootleg clothing you bought on a vacation in [[Thailand]].

'''YOU''' are [[old]].

'''YOU''' are unlikeable. Liked by no one. A bitter, unlikeable loner whose passing shall not be mourned. '''Shall not be mourned.'''

'''YOU''' are adopted.

'''YOU''' are the Grinch that stole Christmas.

'''YOU''' have a small cock.

'''YOU''' are a druggie.

'''YOU''' can't take a drug test because you'll fail it.

'''YOU''' play the [[ghost|Ouija board]] to try to communicate with the dead because nobody alive wants to communicate with you.  

'''YOUR''' father is also '''your''' <s>brother</s> [[Your Mom|mother]].

'''YOU''' could walk into any room with a group of happy people and fuck up their day, including church, a wedding ceremony or a baby shower.

'''YOU''' are emotionally unstable. 

'''YOU''' think that [[Jew|Adam Sandler]] is funny.

'''YOU''' rape your parents and siblings.

'''YOU''' are a sore loser who collects SSI/SSD.

'''YOU''' are the one who puts the ''ass'' in ''jackass.''

'''YOU''' are an [[American|Americunt]].

'''YOU''' should never have any children.

'''YOU''' have a rape-face!

'''YOU''' are a geek.

'''YOU''' are so pathetic that you have to take antidepressants to treat your "depression," an illness that you rightfully deserve.

'''YOU''' are behind the disappearance of [[MH370|Flight MH370]].

'''YOU''' were that one kid in school that other kids would make fun of and bully.

'''YOU''' are  [[Satan|The Antichrist]].

'''YOU''' are the cavities in the human mouth.

'''YOU''' wash your clothes once a month and wear the same stinky outfit every day.

'''YOU''' think that just because someone else's life is also shit that somehow makes yours better.

'''YOU''' are a [[Canadian|Canuck]].

[[File:Happykids.gif|thumb|alt=Puzzle globe logo|These kids are better than You in every way.]]

[[File:Loserbingo.jpg|thumb|This game was designed for you to play with the friends you don't have.]]

'''YOU are the root of all evil'''. If you were to kill yourself, corruption in the government would come to an end.

'''YOU''' killed [[Michael Jackson]].

'''YOU''' are ''The'' Nightmare on Elm Street.

'''YOU''' were that pathetic, lonely kid in school with no friends and never had anybody hang out with you.

'''YOU''' are a pothead.

'''YOU''' submit shit on [[DeviantArt]] and never get noticed. 

'''YOU''' are trash. Trailer trash, to be exact.

'''YOU''' caused the death of [[Heath Ledger]].

'''YOU''' have no purpose or value in life.

'''YOU''' are the reason [[Detroit]] is a shit place to live.

'''YOU''' cause depression, anxiety and mental sickness of others.

'''YOU''' abuse children.

'''YOU''' cause war and genocide.

'''YOU''' caused the Atlantic Slave Trade.

'''YOU''' find [[unfunny|British humo(u)r]] funny.

'''YOU''' abused sick and injured animals as a child because you had nothing else to take your anger and frustration out on, you fucking psychopath!

'''YOU''' were the cause of [[9/11]].

'''YOU''' were also the cause of [[Terrorism|7/7]].

'''YOU''' bomb the Middle East.

'''YOU''' are the reason why [[Jews]] and [[Arabs|Palestinians]] hate each other.

'''YOU''' are a fuck-up.

'''YOU''' [ȝow] is an ambiguous word that can be either plural or singular depending on the context (which may itself be ambiguous). English is unique in this regard. French does it too, but it's still not common. Eastern languages such as Korean, Chinese and Japanese do this as well, plurality is usually implied and the "plural" suffix is more accurately translated to "and company". Ask a [[linguist]].

'''YOU''' are the laughing stock of the world.

'''YOU''' live in your bedroom.

'''YOU''' are a real-life horror movie.

'''YOU''' have an ugly face that scares people away.

'''YOU''' smoke crack.

'''YOU''' caused Kurt Cobain's death.

'''YOU''' never can get through the entire ED [[Offended]] page because you're such a big pussy.

'''YOU''' think people are laughing with you when truth be told, they are laughing ''at'' you!

'''YOU''' are going to Hell, and rightfully so.

'''YOU''' should just go fuck yourself.

'''YOU''' log on your Facebook and hardly get any messages or "likes". In fact you constantly refresh your Facebook profile in case you find someone messaging or liking anything on your page, you fucking [[douchebag]]!

'''YOU''' have cancer cells in your body which will hopefully kill you eventually.

[[Congratulations|'''YOU''']] just [[accidentally]] a whole [[Fleshlight]]. (Nice going, fucktard!)

'''YOU''' think the Moon orbits around the Sun (dumbfuck!).

'''YOU''' are the reason why children go missing.

'''YOU''' should die.

'''YOU''' suck at life.

'''YOU''' are a [[homosexual]].

'''YOU''' are the reason why people go to counseling and therapy.

'''YOU''' are a moron and probably a [[cunt]], and yet, this website will still beg '''you''' for money.

'''YOU''' are the reason why the [[Columbine]] shootings occurred. 

'''YOU''' eat shit.

'''YOU''' are the Omen Child.

'''YOU''' are a disappointment.

'''YOU''' have appeared on that Dateline NBC show, "To Catch A Predator" and was caught trying to get fingered by a 12-year-old boy you met online.

'''YOU''' are stupid.

'''YOU''' should be murdered.

'''YOU''' created the Black Plague.

'''YOU''' are why the 1998 remake of [[Godzilla]] got made.

'''YOU''' joined the military just to massacre brown people in Iraq and Afghanistan, you sadistic motherfucker.

'''YOU''' have bad B.O.

'''YOU''' are the reason why people commit suicide. In fact, you don't have to do much to persuade an individual to off themselves; looking at your face alone would do the deed. [[lol|HA, HA, HA!]]

'''YOU''' have a face that only [[Your Mom|Mommy]] could love.

'''YOU''' aren't worth the wax in a person's ear.

'''YOU''' will never find true love.

'''YOU''' are the zits on a person's face.

'''YOU''' have flies swarming around you.

'''YOU''' can't keep a legitimate job or career.

'''YOU''' live off a disability check because you're too fucking stupid to keep a job!

'''YOU''' caused the riots in London.

'''YOU''' are the reason why fat people are the way that they are.

'''YOU''' are ''disgusting''.

'''YOU''' cause people to fight each other.

'''YOU''' pick your nose and eat it.

'''YOU''' also scratch your ass and sniff it.

'''YOU''' are [[UK|banned from the United Kingdom]].

'''YOU''' will hopefully die painfully and horridly, in the near future.

'''YOU''' should shut the fuck up; ''nothing'' what you say is worth anything.

'''YOU''' are uncool.

'''YOU''' caused the death of [[Steve Irwin]].

'''YOU''' like the [[Belgium|Smurfs]].

'''YOU''' have a small baby-carrot sized dick!

'''YOU''' are the reason why people can't love and get along with each other.

'''YOU''' believe in aliens.

'''YOU''' are pure evil... like [[Adolf Hitler]] and George W. Bush evil!

'''YOU''' aren't worth the ash in a cigarette can.

'''YOU''' are a dumbfuck. 

'''YOU''' have [[AIDS]]. And if you don't, you should.

'''YOU''' aren't the worth the trash in a dumpster.

'''YOU''' eat at [[McDonald's]] every day.

'''YOU''' are the cancer cells in a tumor.

'''YOU''' are responsible for every single devastating atrocity that occurred throughout all humankind.

'''YOU''' were an unwanted pregnancy.

'''YOU''' have head lice crawling in your hair.

'''YOU''' are responsible for [[Cancer|''Quest for Camelot's'']] existence.

'''YOU''' smoke shitty weed.

'''YOU''' are dying alone and hopefully soon!

'''YOU''' can't do anything right.

'''YOU''' caused the [http://www.themiddleages.net/plague.html The Black Death].

'''YOU''' are <s>[[ugly]]</s> [[fugly]], inside and out -- so ugly that we at ED want to throw up.

'''YOU''' are the reason people grieve and have suffering pain in their hearts. 

'''YOU''' were cursed since the second you were born.

'''YOU''' are the reason why there is suffering in this world. 

'''YOU''' send anthrax in the mail, you [[dick]].

'''YOU''' killed Tupac and Biggie.

'''YOU''' sleep alone every night after you cry yourself to sleep.

'''YOU''' are developmentally delayed.

'''YOU''' are a fat greasy pizza-faced lardball who will be a virgin for the rest of your pathetic and meaningless life. 

'''YOU''' can never look at yourself in the mirror.

'''YOU''' follow external links from ED and enjoy what '''you''' find.

'''YOU''' order porn on Pay-per-view.

'''YOU''' are the biggest faggot walking this planet.

'''YOU''' are the reason why people hate each other.

'''YOU''' shit your pants.

'''YOU''' shot [[JFK]].

'''YOU''' also shot [[MLK]].

'''YOU''' probably also shot [[Malcolm X]].

'''YOU''' get people hooked on [[crack]].

'''YOU''' killed [[Princess Diana]].

'''YOU''' can only wish you had [[shitting dick nipples]], because '''you''' are convinced they're hawt.

'''YOU''' are a [[redneck]].

'''YOU''' cry yourself to sleep every night.

'''YOU''' are that one loser who is always lagging behind everyone else.

'''YOU''' spend endless hours chatting on [[Facebook]], but '''your''' [[friendlist]] is still mostly spammers.

'''YOU''' started the World Wars.

'''YOU''' use people, and people often use you.

'''YOU''' can't fight; even a little girl can kick your weak ass!

'''YOU''' slaughtered the [[Native Americans]]. 

'''YOU''' are the [[cum|scum]] of the earth.

'''YOU''' are a (poor) troll.

'''YOU''' often venture in online chatrooms looking for attention but don't get any, because you are a pathetic moron.

'''YOU''' are a [[furfag]].

'''YOU''' are only good for the pussy between your legs.

'''YOU''' shop at [[Wal-Mart]].

'''YOU''' are a fat, ugly, obnoxious fucking retard who spends their time trying to bring down others to make you feel good about yourself. 

'''YOU''' are a [[brony]], and '''you''' think that doesn't also make you a furfag.

'''YOU''' aren't worth the dandruff in somebody's hair.

'''YOU''' caused [[faggot|James Dean's]] death.

'''YOU''' have [[cancer]] and [[AIDS]], or rather, '''You ARE'''  [[cancer]] and [[AIDS]]

'''YOU''' are the bacteria in infections.

'''YOU''' cause the death of children.

'''YOU''' are a direct descendant of [[Hitler]].

'''YOU''' are also related to somebody who's in the Ku Klux Klan.

'''YOU''' suck at anything and everything you do.

'''YOU''' aren't hated because you're fat, you're fat because you're hated.

'''YOU''' drive people to drink themselves to death.

'''YOU''' also drive people to [[Fat|eat themselves]] to death.

'''YOU''' are the reincarnation of [[Ted Bundy]].

'''YOU''' caused the [http://www.abc.net.au/news/2014-02-10/bushfires-victoria-south-australia-gippsland/5248424 Bush fires] in [[Australia]].

'''YOU''' killed JFK, Jr.

'''YOU''' were ''purposely'' dropped on your head when '''you''' were a baby.

'''YOU''' aren't worth anything in life.

'''YOU''' write M rated fan fiction about My Little Pony that only [[You|someone with super autism and a brain covered with metal sheddings]] can even begin to take enjoyment from, because '''you''' know it's the closest thing to [[cunt|pussy]] or [[cock]] that '''you''' will ever get.

'''YOU''' think [[The Internet is serious business]].

'''YOU''' are a slob.

Somehow, '''YOU''' wonder why people hated you at school.

'''YOU''' killed Marilyn Monroe.

'''YOU''' spend '''your''' life trying to get people to support [[Nothing|what '''you''' do]].

'''YOU''' suffer from [[Depression]], which you deserve.

'''YOU''' caused the [[Civil War]].

'''YOU''' think [[Family Guy]] is funny.

'''YOU''' masturbate to child porn.

'''YOU''' wank to [[goatse]], you [[sick fuck]].

'''YOU''' should be raped.

'''YOU''' sat through [[over 9000]] revolutions of [[meatspin]], you disgusting homo!

'''YOU''' are [[White|white trash]].

'''YOU''' aren't worth the leftover cum in a trashed condom.

'''YOU''' had to do the above with a mirror because you starred in the video as the [[tranny]] (disregard that, '''you''' will never be nearly as attractive as neither of the actors in [[meatspin]]).

'''YOU''' have [[chocolate rain]] as your ringtone.

'''YOU''' have shitty taste in music.

'''YOU''' are a disease-ridden used up whore that isn't even wanted by your pervert uncle.

'''YOU''' spend your entire time at adult book stores.

'''YOU''' are the reason why people gather at funerals.

'''YOU''' give yourself hickies with a vacuum in an attempt to fool people that you actually have a lover. But you're not fooling anyone but yourself!

'''YOU''' voted for [[George W. Bush]]. [[Twice]].

'''YOU''' voted for [[Black Jesus|Barack Hussein Obama]]. [[Twice]].

'''YOU''' voted for [[Bill Clinton]]. [[Twice]].

'''YOU''' want to [[rape]] your friends and family.

'''YOU''' are a member of the [[Westboro Baptist Church]].

'''YOU''' are in a shitty local band [[no one]] likes, although a few people may claim to so that '''you''' don't feel bad.

'''YOU''' try your best to impress others but fail horribly at it.

'''YOU''' are subscribed to [[TheAmazingAtheist]] on [[Youtube]].

'''YOU''' are also subscribed to [[MeganSpeaks]] and [[LifeInATent]] on there as well.

'''YOU''' have wet dreams about getting anally raped by [[Dragon Ball Z|Piccolo]].

'''YOU''' can't hold your liquor.

'''YOU''' sucked your sister's dildo to find out what it felt like to be on the giving end.

'''YOU''' have a blue waffle so a dildo is all the dick you'll ever get.

'''YOU''' shit down public toilets without cleaning up afterwards, you vandal!

'''YOU''' need to stop kidding yourself, they picked '''you''' last in gym because '''you''' are a fat sack of shit.

'''YOU''' consider yourself to have a "competitive personality" because you play on Xbox Live.

'''YOU''' are an [[Americunt]], therefore you're a resident of the most stupid, asinine nation in the world. Be proud.

'''YOU''' fap to the [[Royal_Family|The Queen of England]], thou foul peasant!

'''YOU''' masturbate to anatomy pictures in your <s>Biology</s> Zoology text book.

'''YOU''' cut yourself.

'''YOU''' were never asked out on a date in your entire pathetic life.

'''YOU''' also got rejected by everyone you asked to be your prom date.

'''YOU''' never wipe properly after taking a dump, therefore there are so many skid-marks in '''your''' underwear that it looks like an Egyptian roadmap!

'''YOU''' have been looking up some [[Runescape]] porn.

'''YOU''' were raped as a child.

'''YOU''' are a failure. 

'''YOU''' <s>suck thousands upon thousands of [[cocks]] daily</s> cannot even get a cock in your mouth, shithead.

'''YOU''' always sit alone by yourself.

'''YOU''' CAN SUCK A GOLF BALL THROUGH A GARDEN-HOSE!

'''YOU''' were abandoned by your "boyfriend" after he knocked you up.

'''YOU''' slash children with a stanley outside of kindergarten.

'''YOU''' are Friday the 13th.

'''YOU''' masturbate to [[shota]]/[[futa]] [[loli]].

'''YOU''' created [[Memegenerator|Memegenerator.net]] because you think that making [[Advice dog/variants|Advice dog variations]] are funny, way to go for spreading more [[Cancer that is killing /b/|cancer]] you fucking asshole.

'''YOU''' believe people should listen to what you have to say, when truth be told nobody gives a fuck.

'''YOU''' have mosquito bites for tits.

'''YOU''' can't wait to call Gamestop and ask for [[Battletoads]].

'''YOU''' are a total bum.

'''YOU''' bought [[Wii Fit]] to lose weight, but stopped playing after seeing your body mass index.

'''YOU''' are a [[Muslim]].

'''YOU''' finger yourself to blue balls.

'''YOU''' think this list is just written about someone likely to read it, like the average [[/b/tard]] or [[EDiot]], while it is actually written about '''you''' and only '''you'''!

'''YOU''' are the reason [[your mom]] cries and your dad drinks.

'''YOU''' are on your uncle's favorite [[fap|fapping]] picture. His second favorite is [[your mom]].

'''YOU''' are a [[Weeaboo]].

'''YOU''' are an STD.

'''YOU''' suck.

'''YOU''' seriously suck.

'''YOU''' suck [[dick]].

'''YOU''' are the result of a broken condom.

'''YOU''' were conceived because your mom was raped by your drunken dad.

'''YOU''' [[the game|just lost the game]].

'''YOU''' will never find a soul mate.

And on the subject of [[the game]], '''YOU''' will never win the game, no matter how hard '''you''' try.

'''YOU''' called [[rule34]] on a fetus. What the fuck!?

'''YOU''' have a power level of 0,0264.

'''YOU''' really want to go outside and kill yourself right now, and '''you''' would, if only '''you''' were physically able to move outside of your basement.

'''YOU''' equip giant weapons on your [[World of Warcraft]] character to draw attention away from your [[micropenis]].

'''YOU''' have more yellow stains on your teeth than you do in your toilet.

'''YOU''' have been permanently banned from all boards for the following reason: [[CP|child pornography]].

'''YOU''' are a fucking [[gypsy]].

'''YOU''' are also a [[Jew]], which means you are a gypsyjew.

'''YOU''' are an accident who has no purpose in life. There is no reason for you to exist and you should become [[an hero]].

'''YOU''' are merely a blip on the world's radar.

'''YOU''' have Candace syndrome.

'''YOU''' started the [[swine flu]]. Way to go, jackass.

'''YOU''' write 400-page walkthroughs for GameFAQs with a tl;dr disclaimer at the top threatening legal action against anyone who violates the copyright of your intellectual property, as if you could afford liability coverage for your shitkicker station wagon, much less a lawyer. 

'''YOU''' are a [[nigger]], being a [[nigger]], a [[gypsy]] and a [[jew]] all at the same time means that '''you''' are a nomadic jewnigger.

'''YOU''' get trolled into online political debates in which you call your opponents "idiot" and "moron" so repetitively that it loses all meaning, then claim to be in law school or business school or med school or whichever prestigious university you believe would give your opinion credibility, when in fact you've been living with your mom since you dropped out of high school 9 years ago.

'''YOU''' are a pedophile who advocates age-of-consent reform under some twisted delusion that even Helen Keller at 12 would have consented to fucking your fat, ugly, smelly, hairy, nasty, pimply-ridden ass.

'''YOU''' will never get laid.

'''YOU''' are the true definition of a cunt.

'''YOU''' have more dirty dishes in front of your computer than you have in the kitchen sink.

'''YOU''' will never be remembered after your death (which will hopefully occur soon).

'''YOU''' sleep alone every night. Even your dog won't sleep in your bed because '''you''' smell like [[shit]] 

'''YOU''' wear T-shirts with cynical, sarcastic slogans that deride humanity to give a false pretense that it's you who hates the world and not the other way around.

'''YOU''' live in a trailer. 

'''YOU''' have a poster of The Little Mermaid on your wall, and fap to it every night.

'''YOU''' are such a pathetic wimp that '''you''' go to [[4chan]] and make greentext stories about how '''you''' just won an IRL fight, which is false because '''you''' don't go outside.

'''YOU''' love The [[Jonas Brothers]].

'''YOU''' believe everything [[Glenn Beck]] says.

'''YOU''' are a hillbilly redneck. 

'''YOU''' listen to [[Justin Bieber]].

'''YOU''' think "Sanjay and Craig" ripped off "Regular Show"

'''YOU''' are a motherfucker. And when we say you're a motherfucker, we're not referring to you as a "cool" motherfucker like [[Samuel L. Jackson]], either. No, you're just a motherfucker, period!

'''YOU''' decline the fact that your family tree is a telephone pole, but it is.

'''YOU''' are a douchebag.

'''YOU''' hopefully will die a violent death. 

'''YOU''' caused the [[Sandy Hook]] massacre.

'''YOU''' are a [[faggot]].

'''YOU''' are a [[dyke]].

'''YOU''' are the Weakest Link. Goodbye.

'''YOU''' are fired.

'''YOU''' are [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay-for-pay Gay-for-pay].

'''YOU''' post comments expressing your useless opinions on the Daily Mail website, and you often get thumbed down.

'''YOU''' Are a [[bicurious]] angsty [[teenager]] who listens to [[My Chemical Romance]] while cutting '''your''' wrist, you [[emo]].

'''YOU''' are the main source of anti-lulz on the [[internet]].

'''YOU''' have body dysmorphic disorder, even though you look like a fucking skeleton.

'''YOU''' got IP banned from pornhub

'''YOU''' pull up CMD on a school computer to make people think you are a pro [[hacker|h4x0r]]

'''YOU''' are Saddam Hussein's sex slave 

'''YOU''' are the [[Anti-Lulz]].

'''YOU''' can't afford a decent PC.

'''YOU''' are a loser.

'''YOU''' are my bitch.

'''YOU''' want WW3.

'''YOU''' are the only nigga alive that actually pays a hooker in GTA San Andres, and not kill her and get your money back. [[Poor|But never mind, you don't have any fucking money]]

'''YOU''' created shitty music.

'''YOU''' masturbate to gay [[pokemon]] porn, fucking [[furfag]].

'''YOU''' are the [[Cancer killing /b/|cancer that is killing]] [[/b/]].

'''YOU''' finger your sister and suck off your brother.

'''YOU''' still don't know this list is specifically about '''you'''!

'''YOU''' won the [[faggot of the year]].

'''YOU''' think Autism Speaks actually helps autistic people!

'''YOU''' (and this is the worst thing of all) you are '''[[You]]'''.

'''YOU''' make blind kids cry.

'''YOU'''r parents and grandparents are all cousins.


So do us a favor, [[Kill yourself]]. Your death will reduce the world population and possibly end world hunger.

==Did You Know that:==

'''YOU''' don't know the girl you're secretly in love with, that works in MacDonalds at the weekends, refers to you as a 'greasy cunt' with the people she works with.

'''YOU''' sing "Are we human, or are we dancer?" instead of ''the correct'' "Are we human, or are we denser?"

'''YOU''' can't handle [[Time Cube|Cubic Time, Cubic Life or Cubic Truth]] - for inside of Time Cube equates the most magnificent symmetry of opposites existing within the universe - for every corner has an equal opposite corner, every 2 corners has an equal opposite 2 corners, every  tri-corner has an equal opposite tri-corner and every 4 corners has an equal opposite 4 corners.

'''YOU''' STILL DON'T BELIEVE IT'S [http://www.justinsnutbutter.com/ NUT] [http://horse-cum.net/ BUTTER!]

'''YOU''' are dependent on other people to make you feel good.

'''YOU''' [[fap]] to [[Thailand|Thai]] [[shemale]] porn.

'''YOU''' don't have a job.

'''YOU''' have [[Diabeetus]] and may qualify for a free meter from Liberty Medical.

'''YOU''' wear [[Silk Screen Goku Shirt]]s.

'''YOU''' sit at home, wishing they would call.

'''YOU''' are so fat your gravitational pull will soon mess up the [[Earth]].

'''YOU''' are a festering shit stain on evolutions cycle.

'''YOU''' suck.

'''YOU''' collect [[plastic crap]].

<s>'''YOU''' screw on the side of the road</s> Oh right, You never have and never will be screwed you [[cunt]].

'''YOU''' [[fail at life]], [[Internet|the Internet]], and [[unfunny|comedy]].

'''YOU''' [[Dying alone|don't have any friends]].

'''YOU''' [[Applemilk1988|sucked someone off so you could get the money to buy a Nintendo DS?]].

'''YOU''' are best represented in [http://armorgames.com/play/2757/retardo-and-the-iron-golem this game]

'''YOU''' are an [[emo|angsty]], [[bisexual]], [[atheist]] teenager.

'''YOU''' would be [[drugs|killing brain cells]] if you had any.

'''YOU''' are the reason why we can't have nice things.

'''YOU''' create fake [[Facebook]] [[Megan_Meier|accounts and talk to young girls.]]

'''YOU''' missed your father's funeral to play [[DotA|Heroes of Newerth]]. Not just because you're an asshole, but because [[Truth|he fucking hated you]].

'''YOU''' ALSO missed out on your sister's wedding to play [[Runescape]].

'''YOU''' Photoshop yourself to look [[lolwut|good]] on Facebook.

'''YOU''' can't do it. And if you are, [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG]].

'''YOU''' like being wrong and '''YOU''' enjoy being corrected?  But '''YOU''' never learn any thing.

'''YOU''' think you have a life but you don't live.

'''YOU''' have [[ADHD]] and [[Asperger's]] syndrome.

'''YOU''' spend most of your day on ED and SL because you don't have a first life.

'''YOU''' feed on Internet binary code - how ever the fuck that works...

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'''YOU''' are the most in the closet [[Fag|FAG]] ever.

'''YOU''' [[fail it]] [[truth|(your skill is not enough)]].

'''YOU''' [[Fail]] because your evil will be your undoing.

'''YOU''' are an [[internet tough guy]].

'''YOU''' are an [[ass pirate]].

'''YOU''' get [[butthurt]] when someone [[pwn|PWNS]] your fucking ass.

'''YOU''' fuck your whole family cause '''YOU''' gotta keep teh inbreeding going.

'''YOU''' are bulimic, but your ugly face can't be fixed. 

'''YOU''' hate [[Furries]] so much that '''YOU''' have accounts on several of their websites.

'''YOU''' masturbate to furry porn.

'''YOU''' <s>are so dumb you can't even add 1+1</s> you don't know what + is, but '''you''' still use it to make [[emoticons]]

'''YOU''' hate furry art so much that '''YOU''' look at every new furry vid on [[Jewtube]] and watch every anthropomorphic second of it.
 
'''YOU''' can NOT stop the Furries from yiffing no matter how much you try no matter how much you want to.

'''YOU''' can NOT stop zoophiles from loving animals no matter how wrong you think it is.

'''YOU''' can NOT stop looking at your mom's saggy tits or your dad's limp dick.

'''YOU''' [[ALLCAPS|WILL BE YIFFED IN HELL!!!]]

'''YOU''' have bestiality autism. ('''YOU''' see dog cock and dog sex every where you go)
 
'''YOU''' have erectile disfunction and educational disorder.

'''YOU''' lost [[the game]] before it started.

'''YOU''' are worse than [[TheAmazingAtheist]].

'''YOU''' ARE the cancer that has killed [[/b/]].

'''YOU''' started going to ED when you were 13.

'''YOU''' don't have ANY of the signs of maturity (a large scar somewhere on your body, have had or need knee surgery, and a hairy mole.)

'''YOU''' like it [[in the ass]].   

'''YOU''' are addicted to [[drugs|sniffing paint and huffing Gas]].

'''YOU''' think that '''you''' don't take the internet seriously but '''you''' do.

'''YOU''' only get sex when '''YOU''' put on your 2 tone power space armor.
 
'''YOU''' are '''[[Gay|NOT]]''' wanted by [[Army|Uncle Sam]].

'''YOU''' can dish it out but [[truth|'''YOU''' can't take it]].

'''YOU''' will NEVER get IT.

'''YOU''' are a failed abortion.

'''YOU''' were not born, but hatched in a petri dish during an 8th grade science class. '''You''' were then thrown out at the end of 7th period and were found fermenting in a gutter in [[Jersey Shore|New Jersey]]. [[Beaner|Those morbidly obese smelly sacks of flesh]] you call your parents found you and decided to keep you as a pet and got you everything their welfare money can afford, [[Tl;dr|which is why you're reading this rather long wall of text.]]

'''YOU''' probably contributed to this very article, pretending it doesn't apply to '''YOU'''rself?

'''YOU''' go to [[porn]] websites and think you're having [[sex]], although it's the closest you'll ever be to it.

'''YOUR''' only reason for visiting this site is so that '''YOU''' don't sound like the [[newfag]] that '''YOU''' are.

'''YOU''' actually think this article is about '''YOU''' and not the long, [[retard]]ed parody that it is.

'''YOU''' love getting [[banned]] by other sites because it's so fulfilling and worth 5 cents.

'''YOUR''' every excuse for fucking failing at [[normal|every day social life]] is: [[retard|"But I have '''Ass Burgers''' syndrome"]] you fucking loser!

'''YOU''' smoke [[Mudkips]] way too much.

'''YOU''' gonna get [[Rape|raped]].

'''YOU''' are special. Don't let anyone else make you think otherwise...

'''YOU''' feel better about yourself from reading the sentence above even though you know it isn't true.

'''YOU''' should kill yourself.

'''YOU''' will screw that up too.  AGAIN.

'''YOU''' think that this article is talking to anyone who reads this in general but really it is directly talking to you.

'''YOU''' where conceived when your [[Sean Hannity|father]] was [[horny|drunk]] and masturbated into a mud puddle, then paid your [[slut|crackwhore]] [[crackwhore|mother]] to wrestle a badger naked in that puddle for a 3 cigarettes. She then passed out and was struck by lightning, energizing the badger shit/Sean Hannity Semen/Dead Crackwhore soup, creating thousands of new species of germs. After a week of rotting under the sun, this soup rectally was consumed by a homeless schizophrenic meth addict beaner, where you coagulated into a shit fetus within his intestines for 2 days before you where shat out behind an bar in Oklahoma. Only [[satan|the Devils]] admiration of such a disturbing and twisted being kept you alive long enough before a pack of niggers took mercy on you and raised you on a diet of their own shit and pig blood, because they didn't care about you because your so god damn ugly, stupid and worthless. Just fucking kill yourself. Get the fuck out of here. You will never know love, joy, laughter or the touch of the opposite sex. God weeps at the fact of your existence, for only he knows how truly pointless it is, and how useless you are. The end. Bitch.

[[serious]]ly though, '''YOU''' really are a [[bitch]]. <BR>

'''YOU''' are a steaming pile of [[shit]] that should be hung for being such an asshole.

'''YOU''' [[stupid|don't even find this entire article offensive.]] [[denial|Not one bit]].

'''YOU''' are one [[load]] [[your mother]] should have swallowed.

'''YOU''' are a [[Lie|wonderful person.]]

'''YOU''' are an [[EDiot|ED user]], whether [[noob|new]] or [[oldfag|a veteran.]]

'''YOU''' are a niggerfaggot,and therefore you're unstable.
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== You and web 2.0 ==
We realize that many of you are just "the typical middle-class fuck". Blogging, vlogging, podcasting, writing, editing, coding, drawing, tagging - all under the hope that your [[boring|self-indulgent jizz-stain]] of work will be plastered on the [[e-fame|front page of ''Time'']], or if not that, some shitty [[Web 2.0]] site. You're [[wrong]], you are nobody, and you will never be what you dream. TL;DR [[Nobody Cares|nobody cares]].
 
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== If YOU Are... ==

<big>'''ALRIGHT, I AM SO FUCKING [[Rage|TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT;]] SO I'M CALLING ALL OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS OUT, ONE BY ONE! THIS IS FOR ALL YOU NIGGAS WHO SIT THERE BEHIND YOUR PC SCREENS WITH SHIT-EATING GRINS ON YOUR GOD-UGLY FACES WHILE THINKING "WELL, THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT ME!" I HAVE NEWS FOR YOU, FAGGOTS!'''</big>


If you are [[White|a cracker]], then chances are you're a meth-head. Your skin is pasty and your teeth are so yellow from smoking all of that cheap-shit [[weed]] yo' broke-ass mommy hid around the trailer. You prolly ain't got a job, but if you do, it's ten hours a week at some shitty, white trash store like Family Dollar. You were born a racist and you hate everybody. You think that NASCAR is the [[Bullshit|greatest sport]] ever. You can't get on [[welfare]] 'cuz your poor white ass is lazy. You [[Incest|fuck your cousins]] on a daily basis and you smell like a dog while out in the rain.

If you are [[Nigger|a nigger]], you live in some rat-infested ghetto shit hole. You make a living robbin da gubbamint. Your skin color is [[Shit|so fucking black]] that nobody can see you in the dark. You think that [[KFC]] and Popeye's are the best places to eat because yanno that [[Truth|all niggers love fried chicken.]] You most certainly have about ten kids with different [[Slut|baby mamas or daddies]] because you're too unintelligent to use protection and graduate high school. You think with your dick or pussy and not your brain, because well, you are a nigger. You use [[crack]], worship Tupac and believe OJ Simpson is the symbolism of nigger justice. 

If you are [[AZN|a chink]]… Well, truth be told, you rate as a third minority that nobody [[Fact|really gives a shit about]], other than to use you to pass mathematics class and laugh at your [[Chink|goofy eyes.]] All you do is eat cats, worship [[Bubba|your obese Buddha]] and cause traffic accidents.

If you are [[Mexico|a spic]] Then you are a minority who would get treated like a [[nigger]] as if he was in [[Finland]]. Meaning America sees you as their little bitch, less than dogshit and despite all the [[America|Jewfags]] who tell you that you are living the [[America|American Dream]] we are all still paying you a [[Lulz|lot less really]], the only reason you are getting so much money from welfare is because of your [[Truth|ridiculous amount of children and you sue McDonalds, Taco Bell and other cheap restaurants and blame it on you getting into]] [[Fat|fat-fucks]]. We only need you guys for one thing and that's to do the [[Truth|stupid, useless jobs]] nobody, not even the [[English Scum|Britfag]] [[Poland|Pollacks]] wanna do, and that's just the way it is.

If you are [[Injun|NATIVE AMERICAN]], see above. Your kind is rapidly becoming extinct by the day due to [[Alcoholism]] and retarded children. You're ugly and smell like cat piss. Fuck your Jew-operated casinos that you own, redface.

If you are a [[Israel|Kike]], then you are a worthless piece of shit who is responsible for killing Jesus, causing 9/11, violent Arabs and basically the concept of religion in the first place, fuck you and your evil scheming ways in order to take over [[America]], scumbag. You are a hypochondriac [[Nerd]] with a nasal, raspy, whiny voice and a goofy accent and are undoubtedly [[inbred]] (Ashkenazim).

If you are an [[Sand Nigger|Arab]], then you are an evil hairy ugly [[inbred]] ablutophobic, greasy (did I mention hairy) monkey who scream words in your language (gibberish) steal all of our oil and bugger little boys and rape white women (just like our niggers) whom you are always managing to try and convert into your shitty [[Muslim|Islamic]] religion which even [[England|Britfags]] are now doing, screw you [[Pakistan|Pakis]].

If you are an [[India|Indian]], then you stink like shit, have an annoying accent and a tiny penis and SUCK at managing your job at 7-ELEVEN and at Tech Support.

If you are a [[Turkey|Turk]], you are a filthy horde of short, smelly, ugly, hairy twits who pollute and take over Germany, same as what [[Mexico|Spics]] are doing to the [[America|United States]], [[Pakistan|Pakis]] are doing to [[England]] and what [[Algerians]] are doing to [[France]] though nobody cares about Frogmunchers anyway so why comment on that? P.S. You scumbags are NOT Italian so stop trying to [[Styla|act like it]] you are [[Fail|failing miserably]]. You women are as ugly as fuck which is why some of you choose to be transsexuals.

If you are [[Italy|Italian]], then you are a gay dick-sucking [[Guido]] or a lesbian pussy-licking Guidette.

If you are in high school, then you will always be the [[Dying Alone|Loner]].

<nowiki>If</nowiki> you are a [[Loner]]...

If you are [[Germany|Kraut]] then you suck ass and only bully [[France]] because you like starting crap and are bullshit at winning wars and you have never won one, you also get bullied by [[Greece]] regularly too and get Mexico'ed by [[Turkey]].

If you are [[Americunt|American]], you are a citizen of the most fucked up nation on earth. You think being over 200 pounds is average as you dine at McDonald's and Wendy's. You are obese and stupid; you don't know how many sides a fucking triangle has, or [[Shit no one cares about|who the Prime Minister of Canada is]]. There's lots of lulzy shit about you that the rest of the world laughs at.

If you are a [[English Scum|Britfag]] you are a filthy rotten little [[chav]] or Essex girl who talks like a [[Retard|Down's Syndrome]] child and say "init" all the fucking time, you have rotten crooked yellow teeth and are even more inbred than a hillnigger with a lot more [[Wigger|shitty bling]] on the side. Londonistan is under constant surveillance by the Government, you deserved what you have gotten and it is all because of YOU.

If you are [[Ukraine|Ukrainia]], you suck [[Poland|Polish]], Russian, American and other dicks. You have made some Maydan but it didn't prevent you from sucking dicks.

==GOOD NEWS FOR YOU!==
'''YOU''' will soon die, horribly of course.

When '''YOU''' pass away, the world will become a much happier place.

'''YOU''' will be forgotten for eternity. 

'''YOU''' will have people pissing on your grave.

At the second '''YOU''' die, sadness and pain in the world will end.

'''YOU''' will be suddenly diagnosed with terminal cancer.

'''YOU''' will die alone, so don't worry about anyone else suffering with you.

'''YOU''' can put a metal fork into a electrical outlet to jump start '''YOUR''' brain.

'''YOU''' will never breed.

'''YOU''' can commit suicide to make the world a better place and be remembered as [[an hero]].

'''YOU''' will be shot.

'''YOU''' were invited to [[Lulzcon]]! This is the single most importantly [[lulz|lulzy]] experience of '''YOUR''' [[life]]. But if '''YOU'RE''' reading this now, '''YOU''' probably [[fail|failed]] to get there. Fucking [[loser]]. '''YOU''' suck [[ass]] and '''YOU''' secretly enjoy saying the cake is a lie while '''YOU''' [[masturbate]] in the shower. 

'''YOUR''' penis is a [[stub]]. '''YOU''' can help by tugging on it.''

'''YOUR''' childern will not be as ugly as you, since you will never be able to reproduce with that horrible face and tiny [[penis]] of yours.

Luckily there is [[lie|hope]].

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Granted you will most likely fail even at this.

==[[R. Lee Ermey|Gunnery Sargent Hartman]]==
[[Image:Hartman_Demotivates_you.jpg|thumb|The sooner you accept it, the faster you'll realize the [[suicide|only solution is doing the world a favor and removing yourself.]]]]
Gunnery Sargent Hartman is the world's foremost expert on '''YOU'''.  '''YOUR''' only hope to become something even remotely useful is by signing up in the marines and entering boot camp under his command - but that won't ever happen, because lest we forget, '''YOU''' are the world's biggest vagina.

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==Gallery==

{{cg|YOU|yougallery|center|<gallery>
Image:Lulzafatgay.jpg|You on [[the best]] day of your life (and that ain't saying much!).
Image:Fatgayoldmen.jpg|You in 40 years. And no, you're not the one getting head, you're the one giving it.
File:Retractedmicrowang.jpg|Your penis.
File:Unrealisticexpectationsinsex.JPG|Every woman's reaction to [[micropenis|your penis]]!
</gallery>|<gallery>
File:Sumo Love.jpg|You if you were Asian.
Image:Bedroom.jpg|Your bedroom.
Image:Yourcar.jpg|Your car.
File:zed hotblonde1.jpg|What you'll never get or be.
Image:Hughjackman.jpg|What you'll never get or be!
Image:Sexrovot.gif|One of your wet dreams.
Image:lolzors.jpg|<s>[[Tori Sue Heck|Your fugly girlfriend]]</s>. You don't have a girlfriend.
Image:You need a girl.jpg|You aren't going to get one.
Image:Fatnofxdude.jpg|[[Emo|You]].
Image:Fat-metal-freak.jpg|Hey, sexy.
Image:ZIM_OVERLOAD_by_Nny_Humper.jpg|Your collection of ''[[Invader Zim]]'' merchandise.
Image:Yourporn.jpg|What you fap to.
File:Your house.jpg|Your house.
File:Trailertrash.jpg|[[Your mom]]'s house.
File:Yourfamilypic.jpg|Your family portrait.
File:Fatblack.jpg|You if you are [[black]].
File:Britishguy.jpg|You if you're a [[Brit]].
File:Fatyank.jpg|You if you are an [[American]].
File:Youmexican.jpg|You as a [[Mexican]].
File:Youfrench.jpg|This [[French]] cunt could be you!
File:Aussiebushman.jpg|You if you're an [[Australian]].
File:Youhitler.jpg|Your [[Hitler|role model]].
File:Youkkk.jpg|A few of [[KKK|your relatives]].
File:Yourdesk.jpg|Your desk (though we know that it's actually worse than this!)
File:Yourbathroom.jpg|Your bathroom.
File:Yourkitchen.jpg|Your kitchen.
File:Grossfood.jpg|What you eat all day and every day, you fat fuck.
File:Gofuckyourself.jpg|Spongebob says it right.
File:Grave.jpg|Hopefully You'll end up here; in an unmarked grave and forgotten for eternity!
File:Cyberman.png|You, doing what you do all day, every day.
File:Yousuck.jpg|As if nobody knew already.
File:Youfinger.gif|Fuck you!
</gallery>}}

==See also==
[[File:Suckers4cocksuckers.jpg|thumb|Your [[cock|destiny]] has been planned out from the very beginning.]]
* [[No one likes you]]
* [[Your mom]]
* [[Your Birthday]]
* [[Silk Screen Goku Shirt]]
* [[You're/Your]]
* [[Special:Mypage|You]]
* [[Guy Macon's original post]]
* [[Soulja Boy]] - He has song about you.

==External Links==
* [http://youtu.be/nWOV_jDllS8 You doing a v-blog]
* [http://youtu.be/rd5w2T5Q2O4 An animation inspired by you.]
* [http://tryvindale.com/VsrT2sIW How to earn money to renovate YOUr basement]


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