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|style="padding:10px"| <font style="color: yellow; font-weight: bold;"><big>WARNING: </big></font> <br /> <span style="color:white;">'''time has stopped'''</span>
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{{corner|tr|[[File:Decepticon logo.png|100px|link=Transformers|This user fights for the Decepticon cause]]}}
{{corner|br|<big>'''ಠ_ಠ'''</big>}}
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{{warning|⚠This user is a volatile son-of-a-bitch. Troll at your own risk.⚠}}
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{{userbox|id=[[File:Furrykill2.jpg|70px]]|border-c=black|id-c=red|info-s=8|info-c=orange|info-fc=red|info=<center>'''This user is an avid [[furfag]] hunter.'''</center>}}
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{{userbox|id=[[File:Mudkipfullyanimated.gif|center|So I herd u liek mudkipz...|link=Mudkip|50px|50px]]|border-c=blue|info-c=#1589FF|info-fc=white|id-c=white|info=This user lieks '''[[Mudkipz]]'''!}} 
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{{userbox|id=Bi|border-c=hotpink|info-c=pink|info-fc=black|id-c=hotpink|info=This user identifies as '''[[Bisexual]]'''.}} 
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{{userbox|id=[[File:Decepticon logo.png|45px|45px]]|border-c=purple|info-c=black|info-fc=white|id-c=purple|info=This user is a '''[[Transformers|Decepticon]]''' troll.}} 
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{{userbox|id=CIS|border-c=green|info-c=yellowgreen|info-fc=black|id-c=green|info=This user identifies as [[CIS Gender]]ed. Deal with it.}}
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{{quote|I hate to advocate [[drugs]], [[alcohol]], [[violence]], or [[insanity]] to anyone, but they've always worked for me.|[[Hunter S. Thompson]]|words to live by.}}
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==Levels of threat this user poses ('''☢''' = current threat level)==
[[File:Suicide3copy.png|thumb|left|Defcon 6: Threat to self{{clear}}
╯~╰{{blink|blue|6| }}]]
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[[File:Boring threat.png|thumb|left|Defcon 5: Not a threat{{clear}}
✌-‿ಠ{{blink|pink|6| }}]]
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[[File:PROBLEM.png|thumb|left|Defcon 4: Be cautious{{clear}}
ಠ_ಠ{{blink|green|6| }}]]
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[[File:Romney-fuuuck-threatlevel.png|150px|thumb|left|Defcon 3: ''Be afraid''{{clear}}
ಠ¬ಠ{{blink|yellow|6| }}]]
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[[File:Roidragered.gif|thumb|left|Defcon 2: '''STAY AWAY'''{{clear}}
ಠ∩ಠ{{blink|orange|6|'''☢'''}}]]
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[[File:Threat-OhShit.png|thumb|left|Defcon 1: '''''PANIC!'''''{{clear}}
ಠ益ಠ╭∩╮{{blink|red|6| }}]]
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==⏳Times I am unavailable:⏳==
I am usually gone between:
8:00 AM - 3:00 PM EST every weekday,{{clear}}
5:00 PM - 6:30 PM EST on Monday nights,{{clear}}
8:00 AM - 8:00 PM EST on Friday nights,{{clear}}
4:00 PM - 8:00 PM EST every Sunday evening,{{clear}}
8:30 PM - 7:00 AM EST on weeknights, and{{clear}}
8:30 PM - 8:30 AM EST on weekend nights.{{clear}}
If I am gone at any time not designated, it is for personal business. If you wish to talk with me during these times I'm out, spam a ✉ on my goddamn talk page telling me how much of an autistic faggot I am, and I'll pick it up later.{{clear}}
Remember, these are only my usual times I'm out, they're not entirely absolute, as sometimes I might be in during these times, but not regularly.

==Links==
*[[User:TheDOSFag/About]]
*[[User:TheDOSFag/Gallery]]
*[[Featherfag]] The first page I made by myself.
*[[User:TheDOSFag/Template:90s]] My first shitty template.
*[[User:TheDOSFag/Template:gradefaggot]] Use this on grade-A faggots!
*[[X intensifies]]
*[[Blockhead]]
*[[Immelmann]]
*[[Template:Megaphone]]
==External links==
{{fbid|100009322464408|My Failbook troll account}}
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<s>{{dauser|http://theelusivetroll.deviantart.com/|My devianTART account}}</s> Lulz, I just got banned. [[sarcasm|Gee, they sure showed me.]]
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{{tumblr|theelusivetroll|My Dumblr account}}
==Emoticons/symbols to use:==
<big>ಠ‿ಠ = Smug, confident in self.{{clear}}
ಠ‿ಠ╭∩╮ = Giving the finger.{{clear}}
✌-‿ಠ = A non-weeaboo way of giving the peace sign.{{clear}}
ಠ_ಠ = dislike/disagreement.{{clear}}
ಠ¬ಠ = Dislike in outcome.{{clear}}
ಠ∩ಠ = Contempt, severe dislike/disagreement.{{clear}}
ಠ益ಠ = Anger.{{clear}}
⊙-⊙ = [[Typical]] wide-eyed expression.{{clear}}
⊙‿⊙ = A severe case of WANT.{{clear}}
✧3✧ = A severe case of the [[weeaboo]].{{clear}}
•-•? = Has a question that needs answering.{{clear}}
•‿• = Moderately happy.{{clear}}
¬_¬ = [[Boring|Boredom]] with subject at hand.{{clear}}
¬‿¬ = Mischievousness.{{clear}}
⊴-⊵ = Sad, depressed.{{clear}}
٥ʖ٥ = A severe case of teh [[jew]] nose.{{clear}}
ᕦಠ‿ಠᕤ = Confident, could take on any task.{{clear}}
ό-ὸ = Scared, upset.{{clear}}
ὸ-ό = Moderately angry.{{clear}}
╯~╰ = Sad, about to cry.{{clear}}
╥﹏╥ = [[Emo|Crying]].{{clear}}
ಠ▃ಠ/¯HEIL = Sieg heil!{{clear}}
٥-٥ = Does not understand.{{clear}}
◔ヮ◔ = Awesome.{{clear}}
//_ಠ = A wild emo appears!{{clear}}
♨⋆‿⋆♨ = Super high.{{clear}}
◢~◣ = [[Moar]] sad.{{clear}}
ಠ↬ಠ = Lupin III curled-lip smile, or licking lips.{{clear}}
pomf💨 = [[Pomf]]{{clear}}
👍 = Agrees, likes.{{clear}}
👎 = Disagrees, dislikes.{{clear}}
✓ = Passing grade. {{clear}}
♪♫♩♬ = For musical lyrics, put one or more on both sides of lyrics.{{clear}}
☠ = Deadly, poisonous, Used for links with viruses.{{clear}}
æ = [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] Stamp.{{clear}}
ᵆ = Upside-down æ stamp.{{clear}}
卐 = Obvious, if you don't know what this is, then where have you been the last 80-some-odd years?{{clear}}
🚬 = Designates a smoking or lounging area, most likely a chatroom.{{clear}}
🚭 = Designates a biased chatroom.{{clear}}
🔞 = Designates a site or an area of a site not suitable for work or minors.{{clear}}
🚹 = Designates a men's only area.{{clear}}
🚺 = Designates a [[In the kitchen|women's only area]].{{clear}}
⚠ = Used to replace /!\.{{clear}}
💣 = Used to signify if someone is a vandal.{{clear}}
💊 = Paste on the talk page of someone who is butthurt, or "needs to take a chill pill," as the old saying goes.{{clear}}
💰 = Designates someone who has donated to ED.{{clear}}
📼 = Designates a saved piece of text that will later be used as a quote.{{clear}}
💽 = Same as above.{{clear}}
💾 = Same as above.{{clear}}
📣 = See [[Template:Megaphone]].{{clear}}
❤ = Designates someone who is in love.{{clear}}
💔 = Designates someone who is emo.{{clear}}
🔥 = Designates a flame-warzone.{{clear}}
💀 = Designates a deadly link, similarly to ☠.{{clear}}
⏳ = Designates a time limit, usually for an offer of assistance or service, or could be used to designate a waiting period.{{clear}}
💎 = Designates someone of high worth, or has a lot of jewgolds.{{clear}}
✉ = Designates an important piece of information on the talk page.{{clear}}
(○☚) push button => (♨👋) receive bacon</big>

==Tasks==
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