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[[Image:Sherrod.jpg|thumb|right| [[Fat]] [[whore|bitch]] is [[Obese|fat]].]]
[[Image:Savegirlvinyl.jpg|thumb|right|[[White Knight]]]]

'''[[Whore|Girlvinyl]]''' ([[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|Pronunciation]]: fæt weɪl) ([[Powerword]]: Sherrod DeGrippo) is in many ways the worst kind of [[lolcow]]. She is what you get when you combine the greediest [[Jew]], the darkest [[nigger]], the laziest [[spic]], and the most insane [[scifag]] into one [[obese|triple-extra-large]] package. Initially a defender of [[lulz]] and [[drama]] as Queen of [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]], Girlvinyl was gradually corrupted over time as she succumbed to the temptations of [[hookers and blow]] and artery-clogging super-sized meals at [[McDonald's]], which culminated in the death of the original Encyclopedia Dramatica at her greasy pig hands. Sherrod is currently overseeing operations at [[OhInternet]], a rip-off of the slightly less fail-tastic, (it links to ED, so that automatically makes it better than OhInternet) but much more popular website [[Know Your Meme]].

Even though the entire premise of ED is to make fun of everyone and everything in the harshest and most lulzy way possible, Girlvinyl's page on the old ED only allowed words of praise from her fanboys.  This, in addition to her trying to [[DMCA]] ED, shows that she is a hypocrite with a [[Butthurt|very fragile ego]].

==Background==
[[Image:Sherrod_oh_exploitable.png|thumb|left|If you fap to this, you are not normal]]

[[Image:Sherrod2.jpg|thumb|right|More [[Man the harpoons|whale blubber]] for your [[fapping]] needs. See also [[tramp stamp]].]]

Girvinyl started off her [[internets]] life on a somewhat low-key and [[anonymous]] note. She focused predominantly on her [[LiveJournal]], where she posted your typical [[internet disease]]-laden [[fat girl angle shots]] and pointless ramblings about her life and other such [[shit nobody cares about]]. One day, however, girlvinyl began to realize just how fun [[Troll|internet trolling]], still in its infancy, was. She and her [[ljdrama|LJ friends]] began to harass a [[insane|mentally unstable]] [[homosexual]] with an over-inflated ego by the name of [[mediacrat]]. The result of this organized trolling effort by the ljdrama crew resulted in court appearances, [[internet settlement]] checks, and lots and lots of drama and lulz. Realizing that the drama that occurred would be lost to the annals of internet history if left unrecorded, [[jameth]], [[hepkitten]], and the rest of those [[faggots]] took it upon themselves to see that mediacrat get his own [[Wikipedia]] article. [[TOW]] [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Articles_for_deletion/Mediacrat was not amused.] Realizing that the ignorant [[Wikipedophiles]] did not appreciate a very valuable piece of history on their website, girlvinyl took it upon herself to [[Encyclopedia Dramatica|create a website where internet history would not be forgotten]].

In 2004, Sherrod, along with ghettofinger and the rest of the ljdrama crew, created Encyclopedia Dramatica, which offered an alternative view to the fascist hold Wikipedia had on information. In a span of 7 years, the website grew from a small wiki documenting e-drama into the internet culture repository, featuring [[factual]] information on [[internet celebrities]] and teh funniez with an assload of [[chan]] faggotry to boot. As the days went by, old [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] began losing space for advertisement thus limiting her usually endless feasts at McDonalds causing her to go in a frenzy of cock sucking advertisers for food, leading old Encyclopedia dramatica to be covered in advertisement. Covered in french fry grease and cum she sank back satisfied in her chair until, In April of 2011 Girlvinyl, being a lazy, self-loathing [[cunt]]  decided that [[LOL|she wanted to do something with her life]] other than hosting a website that stood as a bastion for freedom of speech. Rather, she wallow in her semen stained chair, consume even more greasy fast food than before (due to more advertisers) AND own a SFW, politically-correct website AT THE SAME TIME!! Of course, her ambitions led to her [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|deleting everything on ED]] and redirecting the ED domain to her fail website, [[OhInternet]]. Naturally, fanboys raged over Sherrod's actions mainly due to the sudden nature of her decision. Sherrod simply gave a hearty laugh as she stuffed her face full of [[Asperger's Syndrome|ass burgers]] and counted her [[Jew Gold]].

Recently, using a trick pioneered by none other than [[Grace Saunders]], she [[irony|filed a DMCA notice against ED]] over the pictures you see right here. Fortunately the new owners are less receptive to false DMCA spam and she has only managed to show her true colors as a [[crybaby]] [[sellout]] [[whore]] who should be treated as such. See [[Encyclopedia_Dramatica:Hall_of_Lawfags#17.2F04.2F11:_Sherrod_DeGrippo|Encyclopedia Dramatica:Hall of Lawfags]].

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==Why?==
She went from God of ED to a fat slut bitch overnight when she sold out ED to become more white collar for Facebook users and lonely crazy cat women enthusiasts. The bigger question is why. Did she have troll remorse for creating the monster ED was and still is? Is she dying of aids? Did she believe she was doing the right thing? Did she realize she is getting too old and now she is having a [[Shit nobody cares about|midlife crisis]]? 

No, to all. The reason for her treachery is that she is a filthy [[jew]] rat, a traitor and a fat disgusting slob that can't afford her fatty lifestyle. She sold out ED to become "Ohinternet" for that extra cash she needed badly because sucking dicks in the dark alley just wasn't enough. It is our duty to exile Girlvinyl from the darkest corners of the internet. [[Taking Down ED|You can't take down ED, ED takes down you.]]

==Her white knights==
[[Image:DelHippock.jpg|thumb|Queen Delhippo|left| [[IM PRESSIN CHARGES|Filling DCMA's against ED]]]]

In reality, how many pages did she rip off without sources, not to mention several images? He-rod DeHippo fails to remember that ED is collectively owned by everyone who ever submitted or edited an article. One can start an article, then it is edited by others. Her case is null and void.

Also, please note that if you make an account on her new shitty site and mention anything related to ED, the new ED, or anything about the old ED; one of her goons will ip ban you in about 5 seconds. Don't worry though, you can just come back with [[Proxy|proxy]].

==[[DO IT FAGGOT|Fun things]] to do when you see [[GRIDS|Girlvinyl]]==
[[Image:Girlvinyl.jpg|thumb|right|''Latest known sighting of Girlvinyl'']]

# [[Man_The_Harpoons|'''MAN THE HARPOONS''']]
# Spit in her face (easy target, it's really big)
# Break into her home and smear her wall with poop reading: "[[Srs bsns|The internet is serious business]]."
# Spit in her coffee
# [[Skullfuck|Skull fuck]] her without lube (not required, due to the grease and fat in her mouth from eating all day long)
# Leave her toilet seat up
# Replace her [[Lard|butter]] with margarine, and watch her throw a tantrum.
# Hide in the bushes near her house wearing a khaki safari suit, then tranquilize and tag her. Remember, she is a sizable beast, and will require the dose needed for a herd of elephants.
# [[Desperate|Raep her in her sleep]]
# [[AIDS]] [[Stick It In Her Pooper|up the pooper]]
# Steal her food.
# [[Camwhore|Post pics]]
# [[????]]
# [[Profit|PROFIT!!]]
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<center> Dehippo called out by [[Dr. Phil]].</center>

==Famous Quotes==
[[Image:Hippo.jpg|thumb|right|"Anus [[Slowpoke|Engorgio!"]]]]

{{quote|
<leporidae>	this is like hitler saying why wont you just leave those nice jewish people alone
|[[IRC|#ed]] on the irony of Sherrod crying over being trolled }}

[[Image:Fatty_Felicia.jpg|thumb|right|Cosplaying as fat]]

[[File:061202H0746 jpg.jpg|thumb|right|After a long bath in the Pacific Ocean,the whale returns to surface]]

{{squote|'''<sherrod>Serious_Cat: OHi covers internet drama [[No|too]]! But OHi wants the [[anti-lulz|GOOD internet drama]] with information that is [[boring|interesting]], not some bullshit about deviantarters and a [[You|high school basement dweller's nextdoor neighbor]].'''|Because [[snapesnogger]] isn't funny guys.}}

{{squote|'''<sherrod>joepie91: I [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|own the copyright]] on the collected works'''|That's right folks, [[Internets law|she owns everything]].}}

{{squote|'''<sherrod>Thanks to fellow Anons, an archive is in the making for public use that will be freely available, regardless of what the owners demand. One thing the owners did not realize is that the intellectual property belongs to the writers; this means they technically do not even own the materials on ED.'''|Sherrod being hypocritical.}}

{{squote|'''<sherrod>whats a cheap ED ripoff?'''|After someone called the ED [[ohinternet|"replacement"]] a cheap ripoff.}}

{{squote|''[[jew|"Shock for shock's sake simply isn't profitable anymore]]"| Lies. Lies and fail.}}

{{squote|''[[O RLY?|'We have always been on good terms with Anonymous]]!'''|Sherrod [[derp|derping]] while [[baw|baw]]-ing into #OpSaveED.}}

{{squote|Sherrod hasn’t suddenly had a change of heart. she took down ed not because she no longer believes in it, but because it’s more of a liability than an asset. if another opportunity arises for her to screw people over for her own benefit, she’ll take it, without a doubt.|[http://crimint.wordpress.com/2011/04/16/its-been-a-great-run/#respond Truth]}}

{{quote|I'd tap that ass all night|[[User:WheatThins|WheatThins]]}}

==[[More]] Information==
[[Image:Hippo.jpg|thumb|right|"Anus [[Slowpoke|Engorgio!"]]]]
[[Image:Log_ed.png|thumb|Typical way she deals with people who don't pretend ED never existed.]]

Her personal Page
:http://girlvinyl.com

Personal Contact
:http://girlvinyl.com/contact/contact.htm

Email
:contact@girlvinyl.com
:misc@girlvinyl.com
:sherrod@ohinternet.com

[[ohinternet|Ohinternet]] 
:[http://ohinternet.com/index.php?title=User:Sherrod&oldid=21495 profile]:

[[myspace|Myspace]] 
:http://www.myspace.com/girlvinyl

[[facebook|Facebook]] 
:http://www.facebook.com/pages/Girlvinyl/111858455507972

[[reddit|Reddit]] 
:http://www.reddit.com/user/girlvinyl/

[[youtube|Jewtube]] 
:http://www.youtube.com/user/girlvinyl

[[twitter|Twatter]] 
:http://twitter.com/girlvinyl

[[live_journal|Live Journal]] 
:http://www.livejournal.com/tools/textmessage.bml?user=girlvinyl

Dream Book ([[shit_nobody_cares_about|Whatever the fuck that is]])<strike> 
:http://books.dreambook.com/sherrod1/guestbook.html</strike> [[BALEETED]]

Kaboodle
:http://www.kaboodle.com/girlvinyl

[[ICQ|ICQ]] 
:40246334

[[AIM|AIM]]
:girlvinyl

[[yahoo|Yahoo Messenger]] 
:girlvinylish

[[IRC|IRC]]
:Sherrod is ~scissors@client120069.atl.mediaone.net * Comic Book Whore
:Sherrod on @#gothick @#!/usr/bin/perl #hackphreak
:Sherrod using *.undernet.org The Undernet Underworld
:Sherrod has been idle 3mins 32sec, signed on Wed Jan 09 13:10:28
:Sherrod End of /WHOIS list.

Wordpress
:http://crimint.wordpress.com/tag/sherrod-degrippo/

Remember, she may use any number of sock puppets on forums in defense of herself and [[OhInternet|OhI]].  Always accuse any [[White Knighting|white knights]] of being an OhI admin/sys-op or [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|DeFaggot]] itself.

==Gallery of Fat==

{{cg|Gallery of Fat|fatgallery|center|<gallery>
File: CIMG0754_jpg.jpg|Proof that sherrod was always fat.
File:Sherrod_fattest.jpg|A rare picture where her face isn't [[Internet Disease|blurry]]. Nice wrinkles.
File:Girlvinyalcheeks.jpg|DEM CHEEKS
File:GirlvinyalDONOTWANT.jpg|[[DO NOT WANT]]
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File:081802H3205_jpg.jpg|Emo rave bullshit.
File:IM001242_jpg.jpg|Whale emerging from the depths.
File:IM001968 jpg.jpg|Embarrassing herself and everyone around her.
File:Degrippo_Artists_Rendition.jpg|Artistic Rendering 
File:Sherrod4.jpg|Constantly stuffing her face.
File:GirlvinylWishlist.jpg|Attempting to [[whore]] for money.
File:Fatbitch.jpg‎|[[Typical]] icon of GV.
File:Butthurt.png|Butthurt after hearing the [[truth]].
File:Girlvinylsmiley.jpg|Oh god no.
File:GirlvinylAvy.jpg|There aren't enough [[MySpace]] [[Fat_girl_angle_shot|angles]] in the world to map her [[Africa|total area]].
File:User Sherrod - Oh Internet.png|TROLLED HARD
File:Whaleprofilefull.png‎|[http://ohinternet.com/index.php?title=User:Sherrod&oldid=21495| OhInternet profile]
File:Escapefrom.jpg|Coming to an IMAX theater near you.
File:ED newswalk sellout story.PNG
File:Sherrodpig.jpg|DeGrippo in her childhood.
File:0420112024.jpg|Girlvinyl engages in light bondage
File:CIMG0873_jpg.jpg
File:CIMG0672 jpg.jpg|[[Fat girl angle shot|FGAS]] to the max.
File:CIMG0670 jpg.jpg
File:CIMG0676 jpg.jpg
File:CIMG0674 jpg.jpg|[[Attention whore|Attention whoring]] at its finest.
File:L4d boss art boomer.jpg
File:ED-Headshot.jpg
File:Log_ed.png|Sherrod, being a fun person.
File:Log_forum.png
File:Log_ohi.png
File:Dehippobreakfast.jpg|Dehippo having breakfast.
File:Dehippopainting.jpg|Painting of Dehippo in her natural posture.
File:dehippoultimatefate.jpg|The ultimate fate of Dehippo at April 28, 2011.
File:Ohi_kick.png
File:Apology.png|For some reason, she didn't accept this heartfelt apology :'-(
</gallery>
|}}

==See Also==
*[[Ohinternet]]
*[[Faggoth]]
*[[Joseph Evers]]
*[[Killhamster]]
*[[Sheneequa]]
*[[Sellout]]
*[[Streisand Effect]]
*[[Gay]]

==External Links==
*[http://girlvinyl.com Her personal webpage.] <font color="red">'''''WARNING!''' This site <del>may</del> '''will''' give you cancer.''</font>
*[http://www.myspace.com/girlvinyl Her MySpace.]
*[http://www.reddit.com/user/girlvinyl/ On Reddit.]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/girlvinyl Her Jewtube account.]
*[http://twitter.com/girlvinyl Follow her on Twatter!]
*[http://girlvinyl.livejournal.com/ Her LJ account.]
*[http://www.kaboodle.com/girlvinyl Girlvinyl on Kaboodle.]
*[http://crimint.wordpress.com/tag/sherrod-degrippo/ An ED hater sucking the cock of DeHippo]
*[http://www.geekosystem.com/tag/sherrod-degrippo/ An article outlining DeHippo's deletion of ED]
*[http://josephevers.blogspot.com/2010/11/joseph-evers-is-not-ceo-of-encyclopedia.html THE CAKE IS A LIE!!]
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/AnonBurnsInHell One of GV's whiny white knights.]


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