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[[File:Quence.jpg|thumb|[[Trap|What he thinks he looks like...]]]]
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'''Quence''' (Unconfirmed [[powerword]]: '''Paul Demsky'''{{jew}}) is a [[fat]], 50-year-old-something [[cuckservative]] [[faggot]] [[Transgender|pretending to be a woman]] which crawled into [[EDF6]] into May 13, 2020 and very quickly became one of EDF's largest lolcows; due to him never [[STFU|shutting the fuck up]] about [[alcohol]], [[drugs]], [[Android]] (he's an [[Hipster|Apple fanboy]]) and some other [[shit nobody cares about]].

For his reckless faggotry, Quence became the winner of [[2021]]'s [[Faggot of the Year]] award; and currently has the lowest reaction score on the forum.

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==The Beginning==
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Quence joined the [[EDF6|hard, gay shitpost metropolis]] on May 13, 2020; the forum's very first day of operation (which means he survived [[EDF2]]).

==The Average Quence Post==
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Ugh, why are these f*cking people still buying alcohol and drugs? The Devil made those; plus, why are people still using PCs and Android? Apple makes the best computers and phones, plus I like their closed ecosystem.

[[Niggers|Negroes]] and [[spics|Mexican'ts]] are still ruining our great America, and these liberals are STILL letting them into our country

''(Quence often pairs up his shitty posts with [[retarded]] reaction images of what he's trying to say, which unsurprisingly have as much [[fail]] and [[unfunny]] as most of his posts.)''
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==Ways to Troll Quence==
Like every lolcow in existence, it's fairly easy to make Quence butthurt. Here are the tried and true methods to troll Quence:
*Say he's fat. He will try to deny this, but will [[fail]] at it.
*Say anything positive about Android/negative against [[Apple]] products.
*Say anything positive about alcohol and/or drugs.
*Tell him to [[Tits or GTFO|post nudes of himself]].

==(Suspected) Sockpuppet Wankery==
When there is no one to talk to, Quence uses his many [[sockpuppet]] accounts to [[Forever alone|talk to himself]]. Accounts confirmed or suspected to be Quence include:

*Magalicious
*Quencie-poo fan club
*goreshit
*Yuna is My Waifu

==Gallery==
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==Quence Facts==
*If his name is really Paul Demsky, then Quence is [[Jew]]ish.
*If there’s a product other than Apple, Quence will bitch and moan over it.

==External links==
*{{EDF|user|quence.10|Quence}} - [[EDF6]] profile.
*{{EDF|thread|the-user-quence-is-a-fat-unfunny-cunt-and-needs-to-be-shitcanned.3055|The user Quence is a fat unfunny cunt and needs to be shitcanned}} - EDF admins kick his faggot ass by lowering his reaction score.
*{{EDF|thread|quence-dox.733|Quence dox}} - [[Fail|Attempted]] doxxing attempt.

==See also==
*[[Apple]] - Macs and [[iPhone]]s are his computers and phones of choice, respectively.
*[[Christianity]] - Thou shalt burn in Hell for pretending to be a woman online.
*[[Cuckservative]]
*[[Faggot]]
*[[Fat]]
*[[Gay]]
*[[Redneck]] - Quence is most likely one of them, considering his extreme hatred of alcohol and drugs.
*[[Transgender]]

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