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[[Image:SWAT police dude.JPG|thumb|right|While you're trying to hide your [[cp]], this guy will be burying a hollowpoint [[in the ass|in your ass]].]]
[[File:DallasLencoBearcat.jpg|thumb|left|The [[party van|Party Pooper Van]]]]
[[File:060SwatTeamRECRUITMENTResized.jpg|thumb|left|302px|[[dog curtains|Where is your dog now!]]]]
"'''SWAT'''ting," or "Swatting," is basically the definition of [[serious business]]. It is a method of pwning others [[IRL]], but at the same time it is most often attempted by [[internet tough guys|people]] whom, generally speaking, can't get anything done.  Most Swatting attempts [[fail|go nowhere]] and if you don't know what you're doing you could end up with visit from the [[partyvan]] yourself.  
 
The point of a [[SWAT]] attempt is to troll a local police forces' [[1337]], lethal, [[SFB|super cereal]] SWAT ('''Special Weapons And Tactics''') team into becoming your [[personal army]] and send them into action by directing them to [[raid]] your unsuspecting target's home. This hopefully results in all manner of drama and lulz featuring helicopters with blinding searchlights waking up the entire neighborhood, a blockade of armored personnel carriers surrounding the victim's house, [[Jenkem|tear gas]] and flashbang grenades getting lobbed through their (closed) windows, a front door smashed to pieces after being leveled with a battering ram, followed by dozen or more heavily armed IRL tough guys in body armor with itchy trigger fingers and snarling attack dogs and, ultimately, the victim's death after a sudden move. If they ''are'' lucky enough to make it out of this sticky situation alive somehow, they will end up eternally shunned and mocked by their family, the neighbours and your peers.

tl;dr: A '''SWAT''' raid is [[typical]]ly executed via caller ID [[h4x|spoofing]] in conjunction with a little [[social engineering]] to convince the authorities to [[raid]] the target's home. A SWAT raid executed properly is the ultimate in using an IRL [[personal army]] to do your [[trolling IRL|bidding]] and will either end in tears, über [[pwn]]age or death...or all three.

It has become much more prevalent tactic of [[i|/i/]]nsurgents in the last few years or so, primarily due to the recent influx of faggots who believe they're the new [[USI|1337 trollgods]] of the [[interwebs]]. 

===Security Measures===
It should be noted that whilst your [[dog curtains]] may well be your best and [[firewall|first line of defense]] against the [[steroidal hackers]] of the [[Internet Hate Machine]], [[a dog|buying a dog]] will not help you when a SWAT team rappels through you bedroom window. [[Truth|Fido is no match for a .50 cal Browning Machine Gun]].

== Tyler Barriss ==

{{achtung|Below is an Autistic Fucktard that explains why most people hate online gaming}} 

{{Quote|<b>Bomb threats are more fun and cooler than swats in my opinion and I should have just stuck to that, But I began making $ doing some swat requests.</b>|Tyler Barriss trying to play internet tough guy in an [https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/12/30/why-a-twitter-user-claims-to-have-made-the-swatting-call-that-led-police-to-kill-a-man/ interview]}}
  
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[[File:Barrissretard2345.png|thumb|right|250px|Barriss believes he had the right to define how you behaved on XBox Live]]
[[File:SWAT_1.JPG|thumb|Oh shi...death from above.]]

Tyler Barriss is your typical, [[Crybaby|whiny]] ass, little bitch that every online player dreads getting auto-matched against because the second they lose they break into a barrage of racial insults, cusses and declarations of how you had to have cheated and how they would kick your ass [[IRL]] if you were to meet because they are way too [[1337]] to lose to a noob like you.  In other words, your basic [[13-year-old boy|13-year-old, Autistic as fuck, basement dwelling, has no life player]].<br>

Like most of your online, never been laid crowd, Tyler thought himself clever by advertising his favorite [[Troll]] tactic by going by the online name of '''SWA'''u'''T'''istic because, having reached the age of 25, Tyler had grown out of running to his mommy to chastise the winning player, over an open mic, for not letting her '''Special Boy''' win to faking 911 calls that included bomb threats.<br>

It was on 27 December 2017, when Tyler was sufficiently [[Butthurt]] over losing a [[money|$1]] bet playing [[Call of Duty]] online that he decided to SWAT the winner.  Following the internet rules of [[Anonymous]] and probably sensing what could be a potential psycho fucktard, the winning player gave Barriss fake [[Doxxing|Dox]] to send the money to if he were to win, which in reality belonged to Andrew Finch and led to his being gunned down by cops.<br>

According to Wichita Police, Barriss called 911 and claimed to have killed his father and was holding his mother and younger brother hostage. ''"I shot him in the head and he's not breathing anymore,"'' Barriss said to 911, ''"I might just pour gasoline all over the house; I might just set it on fire."'' Barriss finished on the 911 recording.<br>

Andrew Finch, the 28-year-old, committed husband and father of 2 was shot to death in front of his now traumatized children when a trigger happy, Wichita SWAT team arrived at his home and opened fire on him when, they claim, he reached for his waist band after being told to place his hands in the air.<br>

After hearing about a man being killed by his fake police report, Barriss tried to shun responsibility and place it on tge person who gave him the fake '''Dox''' when he tweeted this now deleted post, <b>''"I DIDNT GET ANYONE KILLED BECAUSE I DIDNT DISCHARGE A WEAPON AND BEING A SWAT MEMBER ISNT MY PROFESSION"''</b> <br>

==[[BRBFBI]]==

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Image:Ohfuckno.jpg|[[Typical]] swatting [[JuggaletteJenny|victim]]

Image:Lynx_aka_Zayn_Anthony_Deminico_your_typical_SWATter.jpeg|[[Typical]] swatter, [[Lynx]].

File:Butthead gets Swatted.jpg|Uh huh huh huh, he said twat.

File:AndrewFinch.jpg|Andrew Finch: Killed when retard Tyler Barriss swatted the wrong person

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Although it doesn't really require any extreme technical [[skillz|proficiency]] to pull it off, most who attempt it either are too [[skiddies|inexperienced]], incapable of convincing the authorities, or just prone to [[troll's remorse|bitching out]] at any sign of trouble.  So, many Swatting attempts go nowhere...[http://www.cato.org/raidmap/ but don't feel too safe].

==[[Doing it wrong|Doin' It Wrong]]==

*[http://archive.fo/S74pi 2 1/2 years]
*[http://articles.latimes.com/2008/mar/28/local/me-swat28 3 years]

*[http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/unarmed-kan-man-killed-cops-victim-swatting-prank-article-1.3726171 Tyler Barriss fucks up and gets wrong person killed]

*[http://blog.wired.com/27bstroke6/2007/11/guilty-plea-pho.html You're fucked]
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==List of Swatted==

*[[Parry Aftab]]
*[[Kirtaner]]
*[[JuggaletteJenny]]
*[[Danielspengies]]
*[[DJ_KEEMSTAR|DJ Keemstar]]
*[[Mumsnet]]
*[[Brittany Holechko|IHM]]

==See also==
*[[FBI redirection]]
*[[Prank call]]
*[[Partyvan]]
*[[Social engineering]]
*[[SWAuTistic]]

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