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|description='''eatdatpussy445''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland/Deyione Scott-Wilson Eason''') is a {{age|1990|12|15}}-year-old 600-pound tub of lard and a [[sick fuck]] from Bakersfield, [[California]] who is known for making shitty [[YouTube]] vlogs of his daily exploits such as flooding public toilets, [[Incel|going on tangents about women rejecting him]], throwing bitch fits about getting fired from entry-level jobs, and going on autistic hissy fits and violent rants on his favorite [[Handegg|NFL]] team, the [[shit no one cares about|Philadelphia Eagles]].

EDP445's content was always unfunny, EDP445 only became famous and well known as a result of [[13 year old boys]] somehow finding his shitty content which purely consisted of the same constant and repetitive dick and shit jokes funny.

Little did he know, his rapid rise to popularity and fame would all of a sudden come to an end when one day, he got catfished by a bunch of [[Chris Hansen|pedo hunters]] and was caught live on the internet trying to fuck a 13-year-old girl half his age.

For some odd reason, it came as a shock to his retarded fanbase that a fat black guy who named himself "eatdatpussy445" was exposed as being a [[sick fuck]].
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{{Achtung|LOL, [[Dying alone|HAS STAGE 5 KIDNEY FAILURE]]}}

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{{quote|Awww, it'll be ok baby I promise.  I'll go slow, to the speed of your liking.  Whatever you don't want to do.  I won't do.  But if you enjoy it and want it in all the way, then I shall satisfy my princess|EDP445 macking it to a 13-year old}}

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{{ibhead|<big>'''EDP445'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Real name'''|Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Nigger|Basketball American]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:MiniflagUSA.png|link=]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Born'''| December 15, 1990}}
{{ibrow|'''Current residence'''|V&}}
{{ibrow|'''YouTube'''|<s>{{yt|u|eatdatpussy445}} </s>(Nope BALEETED ALL VIDEOS)}}
{{ibrow|'''Kiwi Farms Thread'''|{{kf|21047}}}}
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'''eatdatpussy445''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Bryant Turman Emerson Moreland''') is a {{age|1990|12|15}}-year-old 600-pound tub of lard and a [[sick fuck]] from Bakersfield, [[California]] who is known for making shitty [[YouTube]] vlogs of his daily exploits such as flooding public toilets, [[Incel|going on tangents about women rejecting him]], throwing bitch fits about getting fired from entry-level jobs, and going on autistic hissy fits and violent rants on his favorite [[Handegg|NFL]] team, the [[shit no one cares about|Philadelphia Eagles]].

EDP445's content was always unfunny, EDP445 only became famous and well known as a result of [[13 year old boys]] somehow finding his shitty content which purely consisted of the same constant and repetitive dick and shit jokes funny.

Little did he know, his rapid rise to popularity and fame would all of a sudden come to an end when one day, he got catfished by a bunch of [[Chris Hansen|pedo hunters]] and was caught live on the internet trying to fuck a 13-year-old girl half his age.

For some odd reason, it came as a shock to his retarded fanbase that a fat black guy who named himself "eatdatpussy445" was exposed as being a sick fuck. 

 He has changed his named due to the "backlash" <ref>https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/youtube/images/0/0f/EDP445_New_Name_Court_Document.png/revision/latest?cb=20220220203346</ref>.
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==Humble Beginnings==

In 2010, Mr. EDP445 humbly started his "career" like all [[niggers|upstanding black men]] do, By producing shitty [[rap]] tracks that no one listened to. After that failed, he decided to go on violent and autistic rants about [[Handegg]]. He also hosted a series called "Don't You Hate That Shit."  Where he would constantly bitch about things that annoy him in life, like [[pedo|age of consent laws]], [[fat|salads]], parental consent, and other shit no one cares about. 

You would think a youtube channel like that would completely fail and blow up in his face as no one wants to watch a fat, balding man child constantly whine and scream about why hes such a failure at life. In fact, 13-year-old boys found this content absolutely hilarious and from there on, his videos started blowing up and he was skyrocketing in popularity. This was only the beginning of this man, myth, and legend known as '''eatdatpussy445'''.

==JewTube Denies Gold Play Button==

In 2020, EDP's channel hit over a million subs.  Despite this, [[YouTube|JewTube]] denied him a gold play button due to his channel not meeting certain criteria for their made-up award.  Unlike [[PewDiePie|PewDiePie]], EDP445 was not a white guy calling someone a nigger on livestream and thus did not live up to [[Shit|JewTube's standards]].  EDP445 did end up getting a silver play button for both channels.

==2018 SuperMarioLogan==
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In February of 2018, EDP445 was given a trip to the Super Bowl which Logan paid for entirely. In the process, Logan offered EDP445 the chance to work for him as a voice actor. As with all the promises Logan has made, however, he broke it by keeping EDP445 waiting for months on end due to Logan being on "vacation". EDP445 got his account terminated likely due to videos he made about Logan's deceitful faggotry which were struck down. One of his close friends {{yt|c|UCdvkOLuevNTVm8Q5cPDKbxw|andyvhb}} made a response to what happened. It is possible that EDP445's lolcow-like behavior and [[In the ass|sexual acts]] caused Logan to turn him down. For more information regarding EDP445, please check out {{kf|21047|his Kiwi Farms thread.}}
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|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8_xaLQ6yU_Y</youtube><center>'''EDP rages over Logan.'''</center>
|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUehVlbH01E</youtube><center>'''EDP explaining more about what happened.</center>
|<youtube>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK_sWK--kbY</youtube><center>'''Some friend of EDP talks more about the drama between the two.'''</center>
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==2020 and Beyond: a Pedo's Tale==

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On July 9, 2020, EDP445 released a video, concerning [[facts|claims]] of him chatting up and hitting on underaged minors. His retarded fanbase naturally ignored the warning signs and he denied and covered the whole thing by calling it a MAGA conspiracy.

On October 14, Youtuber ColdRaven released episode 8 of his series "SLAUGHTERHOUSE." ColdRaven showed proof EDP445 was messaging minors, showing multiple conversations of him trying to hook up with underage girls.  ColdRaven continued to release new messages, and eventually sent an account of his own acting as an underage decoy, which EDP445 fell for.  Still, his fanbase, suffering from CTE, said shit.

In November that year EDP445 released a now delted video titled, "My Response to ColdRaven." In the video, he is seen shoving his fat face at WingStop when he suddenly pulls his 1911 Mil-Spec .45 Stainless Steel Handgun, and continues to shove his fat face. On November 17, EDP445 stated in a livestream "A group of no-life ass no pussy-getting motherfuckers decided to make a fuckload of fake accounts pretending to be fucking girls, and like a dumbass, I fell for it, and now everyone's on this fucking 'pedo' shit."  Despite this confession, his [[Retard|stupid fanbase]] still acted [[Shocked_and_Appalled|shocked and appalled]] when fatass fell for the same scam a third time.

That same day, fellow sex offender [[DJ_KEEMSTAR|Keemstar]], invited Coldraven onto the show to give some insight into the situation. EDP445 was invited too, but he didn't respond. Instead, that same day, EDP released 2 response videos directed towards Coldraven. One video, since deleted, was 10 minutes long, and in this video, he stated "I dont care about the law, if she's 15-17, it's okay as long as she's wearing skimpy clothing.  Despite this confession, his [[Retard|stupid fanbase]] still acted [[Shocked_and_Appalled|shocked and appalled]] when fatass fell for the same scam a fourth time.

On December 11, EDP445 posted a picture of himself posing with [[Jailbait|jailbait]], claiming that they were dating. Since the NFL did not allow in-person attendance, the picture was presumed to be doctored. Afterward, he was caught yet again texting a minor. EDP445 released another response to ColdRaven, stating that he [[Imaginary_girlfriend|already had a girlfriend named Jessica]], and that he did not plan on revealing her to his fans.  Despite this confession, his [[Retard|stupid fanbase]] still acted [[Shocked_and_Appalled|shocked and appalled]] when fatass fell for the same scam a fifth time.

'''As of December of 2020, he has been caught texting a total of 8 minors'''

==2021 Looking for Cupcakes==

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On April 18, 2021, a group of [[Chris Hansen|Chris Hansen]] wannabes by the name of 'Predator Poachers' recorded an interaction between EDP445 and a decoy concerning messages that were exchanged by a plant that posed as a 13-year-old and EDP445 that contained sexual content including a "dick pic", a "shit-pic" (yes, he posted a shit he took), and content involving either his ejaculation and/or masturbation sent by EDP445.

When EDP445 was caught at the spot trying to fuck this 13-year-old piece of bait, he ended up running into the Chris Hansen wannabes and figured that the "13-year-old girl" he wanted to fuck was actually a decoy. When EDP figured he ran into a setup, he claimed that he was just going to pick up "Cupcakes", which is of course a code word for 13-year-old loli jailbait. [[Jew|Chet ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Goldstein))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))]] ended up contacting the [[Snitch|local authorities]] on EDP445, which made the fatass cry on camera and beg for mercy to just let him fuck little girls in peace. 

In a twist of events, the pedo hunters somehow ended up fucking up the whole sting operation to the extent in which resulted in EDP walking free and avoiding legal prosecution. Many of the people who were associated with EDP have announced that they have cut ties with him, and has since lost a large number of his subscribers on his main channel. Apparently, the tenth time being caught with minors was too much, even for his retarded fanbase.
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==LOL, V&==
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Bryant (who might’ve changed his name) drove through the desert in a failed bid to gain employment anywhere, because his actions had trailed behind him. Not even small social media sites like 3Speak would host his faggotry.

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{{center|Penguinz0 did a video on this too, [[Fact|but he's a faggot]], so check this guy (or [[Indian|mutahar]] if he did a vid on this shit) out instead.}}

== 2022; Learned nothing==
Althought noting but drought and complete fail came from EDP as he tried coming multiple times but would always nobody wants him there. But on December 5th a youtuber named 'Master at work' talked to 18 year-old attention seeker who EDP "[[Lie|allegedly]]"  talk to when she was 17 years old. So it just shows the EDP445 learned buttfuck nothing and would still do the stuff that he usually does, being a fat retard.
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== Still Alive ==
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EDP445 is still at his faggotry despite being clowned by many people. Using mobile apps like [[Ripoff|Beego]], but still getting shitted by his "followers"; he is the basic punching bag of the internet. It's unknown why EDP445 is still going and not giving up. He has gained stage 5 kidney failure, meaning he will death sooner or later. Maybe it be the end of EDP445, the sad 500 lb tubbie. Never had somebody to date nor love in his life and prays on kids.

== Pedo Gallery ==

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==See Also==
*[[Pedo]]
*[[Youtube]]
*[[Nigger]]
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