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{{spoiler|THE [[Retards|BAMAN AND PIDERMAN ANIMATORS]] HELPED MAKE AN EPISODE}}

[[File:Clarence_Amy.png|thumb|right|240px|The [[tit]]ular character grabbing some tits just like his creator.]]
[[File:Shocked.gif|thumb|right|240px|Clarence and friends reading their ED page]]
'''Clarence''' is (for now lol) a show on [[Cartoon Network]] that follows some [[fat]] fuck and his retarded-looking friends doing stupid shit and fucking things up by doing a variety of activities such as [[niggers|sneaking]] around the zoo at night, [[Cosplay|reenacting Star Wars in a McDonalds Play Place]], or having a [[Lemon Party|slumber party]].

Of course, no show is without its flaws, as the character designs were specifically made to troll the animators on a celestial level. [[no|Surprisingly]], some people out there don't like this show, and one particular co-worker working on a more popular show wants a certain someone to learn to [[Masturbation|keep their hands to themselves]].

What's funny is that no one had even heard of this show until the above controversy occurred, and no one cared to check it out after the fact, either. The name "Clarence" is forever linked to a creator who made an advance on some chick for the [[lulz]].

==Characters==

There are actually a bunch of more characters in the show but they're flatter than paper - and like paper, they're easy to rip to shreds.

[[File:EdgyClarence.png|240px|right|thumb|[[Edge|'''OW THE EDGE!''']]]]

*[[Epic fat guy|Clarence]] - The typical modern American child. He tends to fuck everything up, is obese, extremely retarded, and can't be trusted with the slightest task. Also has the weirdest fucking voice for a child, which was provided by the mentally unstable creator of the show. I mean, even his latin spanish voice sounds a bit better...

*[[Jeff the Killer|Jeff]] - Clarence's friend, a "sophisticated" pseudo-intellectual suburbanite dickbag of a child who whines about everything and can't accept the reality that isn't better than everyone. He resembles the obligatory default character from [[Minecraft]]. Also, he has two moms, because Cartoon Network panders to faggots now.

*[[Insane|Sumo]] - Probably the show's most [[lulz|lulzy]] character (sadly), as he's a piece of inbred midget backwash and an avid crystal meth user, hence his aged appearance and inability to express any sort of logic or rationality. He and his family are [[white trash]] to the max, a clear beckon to the majority of the show's audience.

*[[Gary Fucking Oak|Belson]] - The rich kid who's the only child smart enough to notice Clarence's [[Retard|MR]]. He has a fetish for dolphins and cosplays [[Steven Universe]] 24/7.

*[[Mom|Mary]] - Clarence's mother, who's only on the show because that fat fuck of a child came out of her gaping [[vagina]]. She's dating an embodiment of the typically lazy, slovenly Americunt nigger and in the earlier episodes, her mouth would creepily stretch behind her hair when she spoke. Although she's drawn to look pretty much like an adult female version of Clarence, fans of the show seem to have named her the show's sex symbol, for some reason.

*[[Loser|Chad]] - Mary's boyfriend, who's even more retarded than Clarence. He's too much of a [[manchild]] to hold down a steady job, so he mostly just leeches off of Mary, and basically functions as another son to her.

*[[16 year old girl|Amy]] - A girl who showed up one episode and was never seen again.

*[[Frank Grimes|Joshua]] - The guy whom Clarence and friends are ruining. Over the series he collects a plethora of injuries, gains weight and possibly becomes homeless. By the end of the series he'll commit suicide.

*[[Dad|Damien]] - Clarence's dad (maybe). Nothing is known about him besides his name, since he either died or left Mary before the show began. It can be assumed that he either ran out or [[an hero|blew his brains out]] due to the stress of having to deal with his fat retard of a son.

*[[Devil|G͘il͞b̧e̸n]] - A̟͕̘̲̰̜͘ ҉̳͍̥̭̩̪c͟h̸͎̦̩͈̲͕i̠͖̟͈̯͉l̘̮̪̭͎͞d̠͜ ̢̪͕̭w͡i̸̟̩͉t̹̙̟̮͖̜́h͓̘̜̦̣͕̫ ̗t͎̖͖͚̙̩̮h̭͕̲e̡ ̯̫p̸͉̪o̲͎̪͔͉̕w̨̭̰͇̹͉̲̠ẹ̵r̖͉̣͓͚ ̪̫̫͓̘̼̥t̡̹o̝ ̶̯̦͇͖dì̛͖̤͉̳͓̙̝r͍͉̬̥̱e̳̠̱̗̱̘ct̪̻̠̘̺̖̜l̬̰y̤̟̙͔̬ ͔̫c͈̗om̫͇͇̪m͚͇̠ų̧͎ṉ̶̻̝̺̖̳͉i͔̪͙͈͕͢ça̜̟̯̤̮t̰͔e̖ ̲̟̜̝̰ͅw̫̪̗͙̮i̷̫͖̣̙̪̘ͅt͔̹h̬̱ ̧̼y̙o̡͙u͎̠͘r̛̯̥̤̰̱͈̰ ̜s̛͎̩͖͎̖̲o̥͠u̡͕̲̜̻͇̟͎l̠ ̢̤̪͉̳͇͙̖w̖̰͚͔̜͕͝ì̺̗̯̤̤t͢h̨̝o̲̘͎u̳͙͚͖t̬̝́ͅ ̜̫̦̲s͙͖̩̯̩̩̹p̱̪̲ͅe͖̪͓͈̻̳ͅąk̡̲ì̮͓͍̙̗̭͕n͙͠ͅg̘̲͈̀ͅ.̵͉̫͍ ͇͎̲H̸e̗̪̣ ̞c̺a̦̱͝n͍̲͈͈ a̢̫l̝̹s̠o͔̬̳̝͙͜ ̭̝a̝̩t͉͘ͅt̵͉̘͚͔a̶̟c̴̘̳̙̭k̖̟͕̝̪ ͓̠yͅou̵͇͉̩͙̠ ̡͇̰w̦̹͕̱̲̜̭i̕t̯̱̼̬̞͡h̫̻͎o͚̰̜͍u͍ͅt̘̤̗̱̳͕ m͎̲̳ͅo̝̯͇̪͚v͇̻̯̝́i̷̜̫̯n̻g ̩̜͉̤̠͔͜h̵͖͍̬͚i̷̳̪̫̩̲̱s͏͕͚̘ ͍̩͓̥̝͟ḅ͙̘o̼̙̫̩͍ḏ̯y̬̱̫̱͓̼̟.͔̺

=== Clarence's Recolours ===

*[[Bill Cipher|Jeremy]] - Clarence's hipster duplicate that lives in his dreams.

*[[Pedophile|Balance]] - A <s>grown</s> adult who enrolls in Clarence's school to escape a parallel circus universe. He has no problem picking on small children and has telepathic mind control powers or something.

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==Key episodes (Just look at these titles, so creative.)==

[[File:'ll cut you, girly.png|260px|thumb|The rapeiest of rape faces]]
*Pilot - Clarence is the new kid at school and invites kids to his party and gives his teacher some softcore [[porn]] (no really). Clarence, being the [[autistic]] fat fuck that he is, no one goes to his party besides Jeff and Sumo, they break shit and watch Jeopardy, then open the [[surprise buttsecks|Mystery Pinata]] which is full of bees, they get stung and cops show up because they prank called them and shit hits the fan even more. They then make up and eat ice cream and the episode ends. This shit was good enough for the fuckwits at CN to order a whole season of this [[shit]].

*Fun Dungeon Faceoff - Mary, Clarence and his [[fuckbuddies|friends]] go to a KFC with a black cashier - Jeff orders just fries. Clarence makes the fatal mistake of taking Jeff's fries while he's at the toilet. Jeff goes insane and chases Clarence throughout a filler scene but make up.

*A Pretty Great Day With A Girl - Amy makes Clarence her bitch and they go on a bike ride into the forest and Belson sees, getting the rest of his faggotry gang to go after them thinking they're going to [[sex|Make Out]]. They climb an [[erotic|erratic]] and have a discussion about SRS BUSINESS and are interrupted Belson and friends and they start throwing pinecones at each other for the rest of the episode, they also threw Sumo in for no fucking reason too.

*Zoo - Clarence and his Schoolmates go to the zoo. Clarence and Belson are paired up but Belson only wants to see the dolphins. The gods troll Belson and when the trip ends the teacher's incompetence leaves them stuck at the zoo. But she won't get fired because no-one in this show faces the consequences of their actions ever. 

*Pilot Expansion - Literally just the pilot with a song in it. I shit you not.

*[[Shock Sites|Straight Illin']] - No

*[[Maria|Lil' Buddy]] - Clarence becomes [[Shadow the Hedgehog]] for the episode.

==Skyler Page Fiasco==

[[File:badtouch.jpg|thumb|right|300px|Touch me and my [[Personal army|Twitter army]] will fuck your shit up.]]

On June 29th, [[2014]], Skyler Page, the creator of this clusterfuck of a cartoon, was accused of [[touch]]ing a lady who works on [[Adventure Time]] (serves her right for working on a shittier show) in a number of ways that she wasn't okay with. Emily Partridge, the sandwich artist in question, decided to vent her frustrations regarding the situation on her personal Twitter account, first by sending out a series of strange, cryptic tweets, and then all out name-dropping Skyler and accusing him of being a boob-groping bastard.

As soon as the [[feminist]] cunts on [[Tumblr]] and [[Twitter]] got wind of the event, they went full retard to defend the protection of creativity for wimminz everywhere, thus resulting in Skyler being fired from Cartoon Network. The show is expected to continue for now, just without its creator's input. Remember kids, make a shitty cartoon and try to date co-workers and you too will be accused of molestation!

<center>{{Embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/empartridge/status/471095266620092419|dead=yes|username=Emily Partridge|‏@=empartridge|tweet=to any and all dumb basic boys getting mad about the #YesAllWomen tag (credit: @ryanpequin)|photo=http://web.archive.org/web/20141213210556im_/https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BomqpFDIAAA5Cmv.png|retweets=93|favorites=249|date=6:07 PM - 26 May 2014}}</center>
<center>'''Nothing says feminism as much as comfort'''</center>

<center>{{Embedded tweet|https://twitter.com/empartridge/status/484551508541706240}}</center>
<center>'''She's [[asking for it]]'''</center><br /><br />

===A Page of Skylers===
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File:Skyler Page.jpg|Skyler Page
File:Skyler Paige.jpg|Not to be confused with Skyler Paige
File:Skyla Paige.jpg|Who is not to be confused with Skyla Paige
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== See Also ==

*[[Cartoon Network]]
*[[Adventure Time and Regular Show]]
*[[Steven Universe]] - The [[superior]] brother show to Clarence
*[[Almost raped]]
*[[Anthropomorphic]]
*[[Feminazi]]

== External Links ==

*{{twitter|empartridge}} - protected by feminists and white knights


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