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''This is about a failure. For success, see '''[[Epic Win]]'''
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[[File:George w bush thought process.jpg|300px|thumb|right|In a nutshell]]
[[Image:W.jpg|thumb|Right|[[No|Hello Iran? Do you have nucular weapons?]]]]
[[Image:HitlerVsBush3.jpg|thumb|left|Not entirely true; at least [[Hitler]] didn't work for the [[Jews]] like Dubya.]]
[[Image:Ated_economy_bush.jpg|thumb|Fucked up? Stole from? Gave to the Chinese?]]
[[Image:Bushbunny2.jpg|thumb|[[Furry|This man was president of our country.]] ]]
[[Image:Retardedness.gif|180px|thumb|"[[George Bush doesn't care about black people|say you will about his presidential performance...but the monkey sure can dance]]."]]
[[Image:Bushchan8yf.jpg|thumb|180px|Hurricane Katrina ~ Chin up y'all.]]
[[Image:George-bush-leads-the-us-towar.jpg|thumb|George brings his own style to the fireside chat.]]
[[Image:BushKiss.jpg|thumb|A man of unspeakable [[gayness|gayness]].]]
[[Image:Youthful indiscretion.jpg|thumb|Usually, doing porn gets you into coke, not the other way around.]]
[[Image:Bush_eating_cat.jpg|thumb|Bush's favorite snack.]]
[[Image:Bushorchimp.jpg|thumb|A credit to his race]]
[[Image:GeorgeDubya.jpg|thumb|W, looking like a cunt.]]
[[Image:BlairW.jpg|thumb|[[Bible|...and he shalt receive the mark of the beast on his forehead.]]]]
[[Image:Republican.jpg|thumb|Typical W supporter, although thinner than most.]]
[[Image:george bush austin powers shoe throw.gif|thumb|220px|[[Bitch I look like Goku|No one can be as fast or as strong as Bush can....when Bush is ready, he won't have to dodge the shoes]]]]
[[Image:Shoe_bomb3.gif|220px|thumb|Artist's impression of the shoes.]]
[[Image:Bushvats.gif|thumb|[[Fallout 3|Bush being attacked in VATS.]]]]
[[Image:BushMatrix.jpg‎|220px|thumb|W is the one]]
[[Image:Shoe-throwing-hero.jpg|thumb|180px|[[Che Guevara]]'s got nothing on this guy.]]
[[File:Bush bobomb.gif|thumb|Carpet Bob-ombing]]
[[File:BushPympz.jpg|thumb|right]]
'''George "W" Bush''', also known as '''Dubya''', '''George [[Derp]]-a-you''', and the '''American Idiot''',  was the first [[Human Centipede |Ass to Mouth]] [[Cowboy|conservative]] leader of [[Dumbfuckistan|the not so free world]] (unfortunately) [[at least 100 years ago]] until the job was outsourced to a Kenyan illegal immigrant named [[Barack Obama]]. Before becoming the most [[fail]] President in history (at least until, arguably, [[Kenya|Hussein 0bongo from the Congo]]), he ran a shitty failure of an [[Tubgirl|oil company]], was the owner of the [[Chuck Norris|Texas Rangers]], a shitty failure of a baseball team, and was Chief [[Murder|Executioner]] for the State of [[Retards|Texas]], land of Jesus freaks and Mexicans.  

He is the [[Republican]] version of [[Jimmy Carter]] minus the good intentions and awesome alcoholic brother. Behind the mask of stupidity, [[Troll|W is secretly one of the most brilliant men to ever exist.]] Disagreeing with this statement means that you are a [[Arab|terrorist]], [[why do you hate America?|hate America]], and [[You Forgot Poland|forgot Poland]].  In addition, anyone who thought W. was retarded automatically voted for [[Barack Obama]].  It has been outlawed by W. supporters to dislike both W. and Obama.  If you don't like Bush, according to [[Sean Hannity]], you are a [[commie]], [[hippie]], [[socialist]], and a [[faggot]].  

During his life he managed to [[pussy|dodge the Vietnam war]], rig presidential elections, not once, but twice (which says a lot about the stupidity of the average [[Americunt]]), pass all the laws he ever wanted to pass ([[fact|making him the first real dictator of the USA]]), while making himself, his family and all of his [[Osama Bin Laden|friends]] very rich by starting two [[Iraq|wars]]. [[Some argue]] that W is the greatest president evar for his epic lulz and for making [[Nazis|Europe]], [[fags|Britain]], [[bitch|NATO]], various parts of Mexican, and most of the [[terrorist|Middle East]] his personal [[pwnd|bitches]]. W has caused more [[butthurt]] to the world than any other [[troll]] [[IRL]], leading to the theory that he is actually the physical incarnation of [[Trolldin]] on Earth. He also possesses the remarkable ability to [[Iraqi_Shoe_Tosser_Guy|dodge any and all objects thrown at him.]] 
==The Tale of [[Fail]]==

Dubya was raised in New Haven, [[Connecticut]], the granddaughter of Senator Prescott Bush, who made a fortune doing business with the [[Nazis|German government]] at a [[Holocaust|controversial time]] when most other businessmen refrained from doing so, for some mysterious reason. [[George Herbert Walker Bush|Dubya's father]], also named President Bush, was the Director of the [[CIA]] before becoming President. One day, he moved his growing family to Texas where they somehow picked up Texan accents. (Later, President Bush's brother Jeb insisted that he had been raised in [[Florida]], not Texas.)

In her teenage years, young Dubya spent many happy summer days fellating [[Bin Laden]] boys, old family friends. [[BBQ|BBQs]], tennis, golf, jet-ski, all the usual down-home recreational activities of a Texas country girl. Dubya and young [[Obama|Osama]] - "Sammy" - were especially close. They used to organize the most amazing midnight [[masturbation|circle-jerks]], really the talk of the town! As they grew older, Dubya and Sammy would have little contests: Who could snort the longest line of [[cocaine|coke]] in one go? Invariably, Dubya was the [[winrar|winnar]].

Eventually, the good times must end - or must they? Dubya was about to get drafted for the Vietnam War. His family connections, however, easily got him a place in the "Texas Air National Guard," a [[Fake|non-existent]] fighting squadron based at a beautiful lake in the Texas countryside. Her primary responsibilities included "more of the same": Rest & recreation, a-whiffin' and a-chuggin'! This went on for several years, and Dubya was awarded numerous medals for bravery (for example, for doing a belly flop, on purpose, from the high diving board - hilarious!).

After the war, Dubya's parents decided that it was time for her to go to the slave camp. Arriving at Yale slave camp for niggers, she quickly became the most laughed at , ugly faggot of the [[gay|trendy]] DKE fraternity, and as a member of the "[[fellatio|Skull]] & [[penis|Bones]]" secret society. Along with new best-buddies John Kerry (later [[Massachusetts|MassaJEWsetts]] Senator) and George Pataki (later [[Jew York]] Governor), Dubya really let it all hang out. She even appeared in some sketches on the popular "Laugh-In" TV program, and marched in the first "Stonewall" Gay Pride march. Unfortunately, however, like most fags of that era, she had to have nasal re-section surgery to repair cartilage obliterated by many years of cocaine. His doctors solemnly advised her that if she kept on doing those white lines, then one day it could kill her. They recommended that she switch to huffin' gold spray paint. Dubya took them up on this advice, and has [[nevar]] once looked back.

As she grew into the prime of womanhood, Dubya felt a little bit bored of all the partying. Everyone kept telling her, "Dubya, you really should be President some day! We can totally hook you up!" All she needed to do was try a little harder to present herself "in drag" as a hard-workin', God-fearin' Texas girl; Sure, it's OK to have a beer or two after a hard day's work in the oil rigs, but this every-day [[Hookers and blow|sex & drugs-on-a-bender]] business on the party circuit has got to go. Also, she needed to get herself a wife so that everything looked normal and straight.

It was hard, mighty hard, durned hard, plumb hard, but Dubya practicized almost every day. She finally learned how to read. She memorized the names of a few important countries. She memorized the names of a few important U.S. states. One day, she was finally able to memorize the slogans that she was writing [[at least 100]] times a day on the blackboard - the slogans that would put her in complete control! "[[Oxymoron|Compassionate Conservative]]," and [[Lie|"I'm a uniter, not a divider!"]] Of course all sons of CIA agents are compassionate. They're real compassionate when they kill or torture you.

By the Fall of 2000, Dubya was in a tight race against an animatronic mannequin called [[Gore|Algore]]. Under [[Lie|completely legitimate circumstances]], Dubya managed to collect enough [[Pokemon]] from the electoral college and she won! At last, she was President. At last, she could spread his passionate conservative [[cum|juices]] all over the whole wide world! Soon, the [[JEWS DID WTC|goddamn kikes did WTC]], and Dubya's place in history as America's most fail president was assured.

Her brightest moment came in 2001, when some towelheads who were [[batshit insane|hopped up on Allah]], a common intoxicant in Third World shitholes, became the object of her ire [[shit nobody cares about|for reasons that are lost to history]]. W led a [[America|coalition comprised of every country in the world that mattered]] into battle against the sand-niggers, who were too busy repressing their own society's [[whore|women]] to actually fight back. Along the way, several influential [[Jews]] in [[butt|France]] and [[sex|Germany]] became upset because [[Tony Blair]] was [[attention whore|monopolizing W's cock]], and they filed a protest in the [[tl;dr|United Nations]]. Because Dubya is [[retarded]], he interpreted this action as a sign that he should [[LOL_WUT|invade Iraq]]. During the ensuing war, [[over 9000|over 9,000]] Iraqis died, but this death toll is disputed by the US on the grounds that the Iraqis aren't human. Simultaneously, there was some kind of lame [[con|Convention in Geneva]], but American soldiers were not invited to attend. 

It should be noted that Dubya got most of what she wanted from the Australians and Canadians around that time, but she forgot to thank them because she was focused on slurping the balls of [[China|more important countries]].

In February of 2008, W signed the Economic Stimulus Act ($186 billion) which gave incentives and rebates to taxpayers and small businesses. To us Joe Sixpacks, that's $600 for every single loser, and $1,200 for every miserable married couple, plus $300 for any little shits they've squatted out. What this actually did '''in less than six months''', is skullfuck the economy even further so that now the Amerifag taxpayer has to pay for the $700bn bailout caused by too many niggerloans. HECKUVAJERB

==Facts==

'''When George W. Bush left the office''':

*He had nearly doubled the national debt ($5.9T to $9.8T)
*750,000 people PER MONTH were losing their jobs
*The stock market was crashing
*The bond market was going nuts
*Home prices were nose-diving
*Oil had just shot to $150/barrel
*Commodity prices in general had just went parabolic
*American banks were going insolvent
*The US was going full throttle toward another Great Depression
*The entire financial system was imploding
*He the USA to war with a country that wasn't responsible for 9/11
*He completely lied about Weapons of Mass Destruction
*He raised the debt ceiling 7 times
*He supported torture

==His "Regime Change" on The English Language==

W is a known as a great [[fellatio|orator]] and is renowned for his extensive vocabulary skillz. Since taking office he has recommended the following changes to the English language:
* "internet" is now "internets"
* "nuclear" is now "nukular"
* "subliminal" is now "subliminable"
* "[[french]]" is now "freedom"
* "underestimate" is now "misunderestimate"
* "[[terror]]" is now "t'rrir" and/ or "terra" or "t'rrrr'r"
* "[[terrorism]]" is now "terism"
* "[[Muslim|terrorist]]" is now "turrist", pronounced like "tourist", which is very lulzy indeed.
* "America" is now "Merica" or "Murka"
*"[[Islam]] is now "[[Scientology|The Axis of Evil]]"
* "dissemble" is now "disassemble"
* "ballistic missile" is now "ballisel missel"
* The Gulf Coast is now "This area of the world"
* "Pakistani" is now "Paki"
* [[Google]] is now "teh google"
* Individuals of [[Middle East]]ern descent are now "Turbie Tops" 
*"[[Nawlins|New Orleans]]" is now "gone"
*"[[Jews]]" are now [[sick fuck|"human beings".]]
*"The bitch in the kitchen who's s'posed to make my sammich" is now a "[[Woman]]"

==Dubya's "Mistalks" and Other Bullshit==
<center>{{morphquote|wquote|background-color: #ffffff; width:65%; height:250px|font-weight: bold;|"If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, as long as I'm the dictator. Heheh"|

|"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."|

|"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."|

|"There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."|

|"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"|

|"I know it's hard to put food on your family."|

|"I like my buddies from West Texas. I liked them when I was young, I liked them when I was middle aged, I liked them before I was president, and I like them during president, and I like them after president."|

|"For every fatal shootin' in America, there are 3 nonfatal shootings. And folks, this is unacceptable."|

|"Border relations between Mexico and Canada have never been better."|

|"They misunderestimated me."|

|"I heard somebody say, 'Where's Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead. Because Saddam killed all the Mandelas."|

|"Removing Saddam Hussein was the right decision early in my presidency, it is the right decision now, and it will be the right decision ever."|

|"One of the great things about books is, sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."|

|"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."|

|"It isn't the pollution that is harming our environments. It is the impurities in our water and air that are doing it."|

|"I know that the human being and the fish can coexist."|

|"It is my job to do my job."|

|"My job is a decision-making job, and as a result, I make a lot of decisions."|

|"I've got God's shoulder to cry on. And I cry a lot. I do a lot of crying in this job."|

|"I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah."|

|"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."|

|"The vast majority of our imports come from other countries."|

|"The most important thing is for us to find Osama bin Laden. It is our number one priority and we will not rest until we find him."|

|"I don't know where bin Laden is. I have no idea and really don't care. It's not that important. It's not our priority."|

|"I'm going to try to see if I can remember as much to make it sound like I'm smart on the subject."|

|"And so the fact that they purchased the machine meant somebody had to make the machine. And when somebody makes a machine, it means there's jobs at the machine-making place."|

|"I'm the commander -- see, I don't need to explain -- I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president."|

|"I hear there's rumors on the internets."|

|"My answer is bring them on.|on Iraqi insurgents attacking U.S. forces, Washington, D.C., July 3, 2003|

|"It is not right to detain religious activists"|to the Chinese on the [[Tibet]] situation|

|"I have an epileptic reading list." }}</center>
==Quotes from W [[Retards|Supporters]]==

''Note: [[Truth|These are all things that Bush supporters the world over have said!]]''<center>{{morphquote|wsupport|background-color: #ffffff; width:65%; height:250px|font-weight: bold;|"[[Irony|Everyone who doesn't like my girl George are stupid, and are just jealous cuz she's the shit!]]"|

|"I feel so safe knowing that we have a [[poser|real-life]] [[redneck|cowgirl]] in the White House."|

|"If you don't like [[Retard|George Bush]] then you can leave America!"|

|"[[Lie|Bush is an American heroine]]! John Kerry is a pussy, [[Truth|he didn't really get injured in Vietnam]]!"|

|"Fuck the [[Canada|canadians]] and french pussies."|

|"unless you are a citizen of the [[Americunts|united states of america]], aka [[Unwarranted Self-Importance|the most powerful country in the world]], [[GTFO|FUCK OFF]]. [[Shit nobody cares about|NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR OPINION]]! YOU NEED TO GO WORRY ABOUT DEM DER MOOSES TRAMPLING IN DAT DER TOWN SQUARE. FUCK OFF YOU STUPID [[Jameth|COCKJOCKEY]]. no one cares about your opinion and [[Truth|no one is going to care.]] [[NO U|stop wasting your time talking]]!|

|"hey,[[ 2 girls 1 cup|dipshit]], i hope u know that if the [[stupid|united states]] ever wanted to take over [[furry|canada]], [[fact|the toughest opposition we would have would be dem der mooses.]] [[Faggot|faggot]]"|

|"a grotesque grab bag of [[Faggotry|horror]] and [[Homosexuality|disappointment]]" "...which may or may not secrete [[Pain Series|acid]] and [[Genocide|weapons-grade anthrax]]"|[http://www.ironhymen.com/boysprivates.asp Laura Bush] on Dubya's Penis}}</center>

==Anecdotes and Family life==
*When asked why they voted for Bush, [[At least 100]] people claimed innocence, stating "[[I did it for the lulz]]." They then got fooled again.
*In 1963, Laura Bush ran a stop sign & killed her boyfriend, [[lulz]]. 
*The couple have two [[awesome]] daughters, [[whores|Jenna and Barbara]], that are [http://thinkprogress.org/2006/04/25/bush-biking/ trying] to make it bigtime in [http://wonkette.com/368098/100+year+old-iowa-man-loves-hooters-hates-george-w-bush Hooters]. Well-known for their club-wrecking hijinks, the pair employ [[the man|Secret Service]] agents as their personal chauffeurs and bouncers.
*When recently asked how she would like to change the world, Jenna remarked she would permanently remove the letters L, S, and Q from the alphabet. 
*During his latest visit to [[Europe]], W was given a heroine's welcome in [[Albania]]. This is not much of a  mystery, as Albania is further down the scale than Serbia, Italy or even Greece... In other words, it's a[[goatse| bloody shithole]].
*One of Dubya's daughters plans to vote Democrat.
*[[IDIFTL|Dubya believes in the death penalty but is against abortions.]] WTF is up with that shit?

==As a Trolling Technique==
On the other hand, George W. Bush's [[epic fail guy|epic failure]] can be used to generate at least 1.21 gigalulz of comedy at the expense of all of the bandwagon politic [[16 year old girls]] on the Internet who write, "OMG BUSH IS HITLOR!!!!!!". The good thing is that using Bush to troll is not very difficult to do: her administration has pissed so many people off that the net is ripe with communities just waiting for you to join and talk about how much she's benefited the American people and the world as a whole. Don't forget to tell everyone how George saved us from the [[terrorists]], mention [[9/11]] [[over 9,000]] times (lol [[Giuliani]]), and let them know how excited you are that Bush has decided to run for re-election again in 2008. Because for all you, they, or the rest of the world knows about the American Constitution, it could be true.

==Drinking Game==
Whenever W is making a [[TL;DW]] speech, have some fun by drinking a shot of your choice of alcohol every time she says one of the following words:

*Nation
*Freedom
*Security
*Nukeular
*Terra
*Terraism
*Eye-rackee
*Peace
*Democracy
*[[Jews Did WTC|9/11]]

Soon, you will be more [[ruined]] than W on a [[cocksucking rampage|coke binge during his freshman year at Yale.]]

==[[Sandalgate]]: The shoe heard round the world==

{{quote|So what if a guy threw a shoe at me.|[[W]]}}
In December 2008, George W. Bush was almost [[Abraham Lincoln]]ed, by an Iraqi John Wilkes Booth.

W paid an [[surprise buttsecks|unannounced last visit]] to his favourite Club Med in [[Iraq|Baghdad]]. After trolling the troops he'd sent to Arab Hell, he took meetings with his [[sock|puppet government]] in the heavily fortified and totally safe [[hugbox|Green Zone]] and decided to have a press conference with the Iraqi president, Ali Baba. 

As he stood at the podium being his usual [[smugfag]] self, patting himself on the back for a job well done, one of the thoroughly vetted, [[batshit insane|professional reporters]] for the Iraqi media stood up and lobbed two [[Richard Reid|shoe grenades]] he'd cunningly snuck through security at Bush's head, whilst calling him "[[scat|a dog]]". 

{{quote|[[IDIFTL|This is a gift from the Iraqis. This is a farewell kiss, you dog!]]|Iraqi [[IRL troll|shot putter]].}}

Although the shoe bombs failed to explode he was still completely [[pwnt]] -despite being spared from über-pwnage by his lightning quick reflexes- as both shoe throwing and being called a dog are [http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7783325.stm the ultimate insult in Arab cultures], and a fitting closing argument for his claims on the title: '''[[fail|LULZIEST PRESIDENT EVAR]]'''.

{{quote|All I can report is it was a size 10.|'''W'''}}

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== Galleries ==

=== General ===
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<gallery>
File:George W. Bush Mudkip.jpg|George [[Mudkip]] Bush
File:NiggaBush.jpg|George N. Bush
File:Ape escape.gif
File:George w bush is ted bundy.jpg|Explains a lot
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=== The Many Faces of W ===
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Image:Retardo.jpg|  <nowiki> :O</nowiki>
Image:Crybush.jpg|   <nowiki>;_;</nowiki>
Image:Bush.jpg|   <nowiki>:3</nowiki>    
Image:Father_Xmas.jpg|   >:(
Image:Bush ballchin.jpg|  >:[
Image:Bush-l.jpg|   <nowiki>:|</nowiki>
Image:Bush-(.jpg|   <nowiki>:(</nowiki>
Image:Shrug.jpg|   <nowiki>:/</nowiki>
Image:George_W_Bush.jpg| <nowiki>:o</nowiki>
File:George-W-Bush.jpg| <nowiki>:)</nowiki>
</gallery></center>

=== Failure ===
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Image:Eated it.jpg|pic related
Image:bushphone.jpg|[[You are doing it wrong]]
File:Prez evil.gif|[[Resident Evil|President Evil]]
Image:Bushbringemon.jpg|The offer stands at 4,662 troops, deal or no deal? DEAL!!
</gallery>|<gallery perrow=4>
Image:Busshein.jpg|George Busshein
Image:Neinmeinsnein.gif|W date rapes a German [[tranny|woman]] (W. fantard Chancellar [[ugly|Merkel]] [[rimjob|returned the favor]] afterwards)
File:Mexicans Mexicanpres.jpg|El señor Bush addressing his "vatos" regarding [[Mexico|Mexican]] immigration. 
Image:BushBanana.jpg|Displaying curiosity and intellect...as always.
Image:Village.jpg|People forget that President Bush was an original member of The Village People, "Texas Air National Guard Guy."
Image:Georgy boy.jpg|The president now looks smarter.
Image:Georgebushworstpresidentevar.jpg|A chart explaining how much he fails.
Image:Ed4ox.jpg|Bush-The Original Sitcom
Image:bushlol.jpg|This country's in ruins. Shit that's hilarious
Image:Laura_Bush_fist.jpg|Laura Bush demonstrating how she fist fucks Dubya
Image:Handprints.jpg|W's cabinet meeting notes
Image:Hailsatan.jpg|Hail Satan
Image:redneckbush.jpg|Bush's Redneck Country Cousin
Image:bushape.gif|Bush's Ancestor 'George Knucklewalker Bush'
Image:Bush1.jpg|George W. Bush takes a shower
Image:bushcock.jpg|There is not much to say about what is going on here.
Image:Bush_beer_run.jpg
File:Do you like bush.jpg
File:W Waterboarding.jpg
File:W Weapons of Mass Deception.jpg
Image:Bad_things.jpg|You're on notice.
Image:Godblessamerica.jpg|The truth about George W. Bush; SHEEZ A FUKIN JEDI, BITCH
Image:Chair6.jpg|Bush will one day get The Chair.
Image:Chopchop.jpg|This way would also be good.
Image:Lobotomize.jpg|Post this everywhere for fast luck.
Image:Jenna bush 105-754465.jpg|Jenna Bush attempting to strip in front of an audience
Image:Whitehouse sex.gif|Good times in the '80s when George's Dad was "Vice" President
Image:Villa.jpg|Village People reunion, 2005
File:W no longer worst.jpg
Image:Bushpunishment.jpg|the year 2009...
Image:Republicans... fuck.jpg|She is the anti-Ken Jennings
Image:Bush_as_a_child.jpg|She appeals to the young'ns.
Image:baby_holds_george.jpg|Babies hate George Bush.
Image:Bushtheylive.jpg|The glasses do nothing.
Image:Bush-turkey.jpg
Image:Vampire Desire.jpg|Count Bushula
Image:G_B_BANANA.jpg|Our President's fetishes
Image:Bushumbrella1.jpg|Wy am i no flying?
Image:SheepleUSA.jpg|A typical Bush supporter
Image:Bizush.jpg|George Bizush
Image:Legacy.jpg|[[Lulz]]
Image:Dubyacock.jpg|George Bush's face after being [[goatse|anally violated]].
Image:Bushit.jpg|
Image:Warab.jpg|A well respected religious scholar.
Image:Bushsaudkiss.jpg|American-Saudi relations
Image:Dprkchildrenbush.jpg|What [[children]] think of W.
Image:Ed1xo.jpg|Teh Real Poepkiller
Image:Ed2xo.jpg|He looks through binoculars with the shutter caps over lens.
image:Bush_bong.jpg‎|Pres. Bush meditating during a policy meeting.
Image:Ed3xo.jpg|I never seened that word before...what's a dis-cus-sion?
Image:Ed5ox.jpg|
file:KFC's_closing_down...._WTF_NO!!.jpg|KFC's closing down....WTF NO!!
Image:Bush kiss Arab.jpg|His only weakness is hot sweaty arab men.
Image:Ed6ox.png|Only time.
File:Bush imports.jpg|A wise and accomplished businessman, his intellect has strengthened the <s>American</s> Chinese economy. 
Image:Zero dollar bill.jpg|Zero dollar bill,because that's how much he's worth.
Image:W movie.jpg|Now a major motion picture!
Image:bushreflexes.jpg|Arabs [[Sandalgate|don't know neither]]
image:Jenna bush.jpg|His daughter Jenna was so free spirited before Cheney raped her while on his wheelchair.
File:Jackass.gif
Image:Bush_cheney_naked.jpg|Presidential [[rule 34]].
File:Political-pictures-george-bush-dumb.jpg|admit it...he was planted by the chinese to fuck up this country more than it already is.
Image:Bush-sandwich.jpg|Taking care of what's ''really'' important.
Image:Sachiko.jpg|Face the truth, America
File:George bush rubbing saddam's head.jpg|Just a couple of kids messing around.
Image:Uforapture.jpg|Bush, for one, welcomes our new alien overlords.
Image:Bushwife.jpg|W and his Bushy wife.
File:Bush cokemon.jpg|[[Pokemon|Wild Bush appeared]].
Image:George W Bush.jpg
File:GodsOfWarhammer.jpg|Purge the [[sandnigger|Sandmonkies]]! For the glory of the [[illuminati|Imperium]]!
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File:Bush Nigga What.jpg
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=== Gayness ===
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File:Bush Cocksucker.gif
File:Bush giving silvio berlusconi a back rub.jpg|A man with a sensual touch.
File:George bush and silvio berlusconi in a weird embrace.jpg|Such a gorgeous couple.
file:bush kissing silvio berlusconi.jpg|They're like angels.
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file:silvio touch bush's arm.jpg|Lol tell 'em bout that time we raped an orphan together.
File:Lieberman bush kiss.jpg|Nothing gets him harder than old middle eastern men.
File:George_Bush_Arab_Kissy_Face.jpg|Oh Abdul you make me so hot.
File:Bushsaudkiss.jpg|Oh honey you're a dream.
File:george bush rubbing a black man's head.jpg|Bubba how about you come home with me and i'll rub more than just your smooth head.
File:bush hugging eddy long who is a convicted rapist .jpg|Tyrone I'm overcome with love when your soft breath just touches my neck.
File:Karl rove and george bush kiss.jpg|I'm in heaven when you kiss me. You were sent to me from Wonderland.
File:Bush-sandwich.jpg|The beloved leader being "serviced" by a young concubine while his "secretary" rubs up from behind.
File:Bush cheney naked.jpg|More than just a Vice President...he was my sweetheart.
File:George bush and condeleeza rice kiss.jpg|A challenger appears.
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{{clear}}

== See also ==
* [[Asshat]]
* [[Bill Clinton]] - Predecessor 
* [[Barack Obama]] - Successor 
* [[Donald Trump]] - Successor to Obeezy <!-- [[Hillary Clinton]] if god hates us -->
* [[George Herbert Walker Bush|GHWB]]
* [[¡Jeb!|Jeb Bush]] - his [[hispanic]] brother.
* [[Dan Quayle]] - Intellectual soul-mate
* [[Dick Cheney]] - Bush's [[Buttsecks|Dominatrix]].
* [[Douchebag]]
* [[Downing Street Memo]]
* [[Fail|Failure]]
* [[George Bush doesn't care about black people]]
* [[Heather Lind]] His daddy grabbed her ass
* [[John McCain]] Was to be next of kin but was [[nigga stole my bike|stolen]] by the [[Obama|black man]]
* [[Kanye West]]
* [[Karl Rove]]
* [[Monkids]]
* [[Osama bin Laden]] - BFF

[[File:W_at_Walmart.jpg|thumb|right|Where Bush is employed now.]]

==External links==
*[http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bushdesk W'S DESKTOP LOL]
*[http://www.cafepress.com/trendyteeshirts.46400378 George Bush Hates Furries]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20050204010418/http://www.bushisantichrist.com/ Bush is the Antichrist! Lulz follow.]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20070202121849/http://www.geocities.com/bold_leadership_4_a_better_world/ Tribute page chock full of lulz]
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20030203023523/http://www.fascism.com www.fascism.com]
*[http://nedmartin.org/amused/bush-and-the-queen W Joeks]
*[http://archive.fo/CxEc2 Dubya is my friend]
*[http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0268077/ That's My Bush!]
*[http://www.bushflash.com/idiot.html An Amatuer band sings "The idiot son of an asshole".]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aD3xfT0c99g Dictatorship Speech!]
*[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWvIOPiKFrs Jesus Camp worships George W Bush]
*[http://www.goodbye.us/ Send W a goodbye card]
*[http://archive.fo/g3tJG 525 reasons to h8 George W Bush]
*[http://torrentfreak.com/george-bush-vs-the-riaa/ Bush lieks his IPod]


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