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'''I masterbauted right after the Sandy Hook Shooting''' is a phrase that originally appeared on a [[WTF|bizarre]] [[Ripoff|bootleg]] [[T-Shirt]] that featured an image of [[Emo|Jailbreak]] from [[Shit nobody cares about|The Emoji Movie]] that was stolen directly from the notorious [[Nazi]] [[paedophile]] [[Autist|artist]] known as '''[[Shadman]]'''. It is most likely that the shirt was supposed to say "'''I masturbauted during the Sandy Hook Shooting'''" but of course the fucking [[Chinese|dog-eaters]] that are forced to make these shirts in a nightmarish [[Azn]] sweatshop just had to go and [[Engrish|fuck it up like they always do]].

The shirt was originally discovered after being received by [[YouTube]] [[attention whore]] and likely [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] user '''[[Mumkey Jones]]''' during a viewer mail video. After playing with his [[Boku no Pico]] dakimakura, Mumkey proceeded to stupidly open a bunch of random packages from his [[fans]] despite knowing full well that they may contain [[AIDS|Anthrax]] or [[Unabomber|explosives]] – fortunately for Mumkey, he still isn't [[popular]] enough to warrant [[JFK|assassination]] despite wearing a [[fursuit]] and acting like a fucking [[retard]] on YouTube for over a year.

The shirt is [[Some argue|widely believed]] to reference the [[fact]] that 99.99% of [[Encyclopædia Dramatica]] users [[masturbated]] immediately upon hearing of [[Adam Lanza]]'s divine cleansing of [[Sandy Hook|Sandy Hook Elementary]].

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== Mumkey Gets The Shirt 😂 ==

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<span style="font-size:8.6px;font-weight:bold;padding:7px;color:#fff;background-color:#b91f1f;">This account has been terminated for <s>violating YouTube's Community Guidelines</s> pissing off the Jews.</span> 😂<br>
<s> <small>[http://mumkeyjones.tv/i-have-achieved-critical-mass-mumkeys-mailbag/ Watch it on Mumkey's website and skip to 9:52.] </s> [[BALEETED]] ONCE AGAIN
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== I masterbauted right after the Sandy Hook Shooting 😂 ==

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== See Also 😂 ==

* [[Offensive T-Shirts]]
* [[T-Shirt]]
* [[Sandy Hook]]
* [[Shadman]]
* [[Adam Lanza]]
* [[Emoji]]

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== External Links 😂 ==

* {{archive|20170523193150/http://www.shadbase.com/emoji-girl/<!--V88Z5-->|Shadman's original art}}

* [http://mumkeyjones.tv/ Mumkey Jones got banned from youtube. Find him here] 

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