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{{spoiler|ABORTION BRINGS OUT THE KID IN YOU}}
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{{quote|Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.|Psalms 137:9}}
[[Image:Abortionsendsbabiestogodfaster.jpg|thumb|There are many unexpected benefits to these sort of things.]]
[[File:FightCrimeAbortBlackBabiesShirt.jpg|thumb|left|abortionigras]]
[[File:Dilation and Evacuation Abortion (D&E) of a 23 Week Old Fetus.jpg|thumb|Abortion doctors do it for the lulz.]]
[[File:Abortionkermit.jpg|thumb|Kermit the Frog approves!]]
[[Image:God is prochoice.JPG|thumb|Miscarriages are done by the one and only [[God]] YHWH.]] 
[[Image:Childkiller.jpg|thumb|Also portrayed in [[Video games|Vidyas!]]]]

'''[[Abortion]]''' refers to an extreme form of sexual violence against children, or [[sick fuck|necro-pedophilia]] (known within the fetish community as "baby-death vacuum fuck"), often practiced by [[Pedobear]] and others; in other words, the beautiful and gut-bustingly hilarious procedure in which a soon-to-be ugly [[babby|baby]] is instead [[pwned|destroyed]] before it has a chance to wreak havoc on the world. A sure-fire subject to send any politically minded community into a 400 comment [[flame war]].  There are two schools of thought regarding abortion: '''[[Christian|anti-choice]]''' (aka anti-[[Wimmins|woman]]) and '''[[Liberal|anti-life]]''' (aka anti-[[human]]).  Both of them are characterized by producing extreme portions of [[drama]] and nearly no [[logic]]al points whatsoever. However, everyone knows that neither of these two parties are correct, and that the only sensible stance is for killing fetuses ''and'' not letting women have the right to choose. 

When a cunt scraping is performed on a black person, kike or [[Arab]], it is considered a crime stopper, and encouraged by some of the world's leading [[prostitutes]] such as [[Donald Trump]]. [[Jews|Some groups]] have been known to eat fetuses to help them gain god-like powers, this is a powerful technique but only fetuses harvested from [[16-year-old girl|the correct source]].  Abortion is also a useful way to control the [[You|redneck/ugly/uneducated]] population, as the majority of people getting abortions are stupid white trash teenage girl whores who are too dumb to use a [[condom]], and if were allowed to spawn would in turn create even more stupid [[hillbilly]] whores eventually taking over the world, very much like the movie ''Idiocracy''. 

Most women report abortion to be a kinky, empowering, and a [[lulz|hilarious]] experience. In short: Abortions are good and should be performed as often as possible, to help aid [[Science|Stem Cell Research]], to [[troll]] [[redneck]] [[Christian|Christfags]], and to serve the [[OM NOM NOM NOM|leftover body parts]] to needy school cafeterias.

== How To ==
[[Image:falconpunchabortion.jpg|thumb|[[Falcon Punch|Planned parenthood approved!]]]]
[[Image:Abortion lulz.jpg|thumb|Psychological warfare]]

=== [[Falcon Punch]] ===
In response to societal pressure, internet OB/GYNs have developed the [[Falcon Punch]] method as a [[Alternative Medicine|holistic alternative]] to medical abortion. It is carried out as follows:

# Find a pregnant woman
# Pull your shoulder back as far as it can go,concentrating massive amounts of [[pwn]] into your fist while screaming: <big><strike>''"FAAALCONNNNN...''</strike></big> It's <big> FARRRRRRRUUUUUUUUKKKKKOOOOONNNNN....</big>
# Set your sights on the uterus, located a few inches <b>below</b> the belly button.
# Follow through: <big><big>''...PAAAAAAAOUNNNCHHH!!!!'''"</big></big>

{{quote|I thought you were a fat chick<BR>Then I realized you were pregnant<BR>I thought it would be funny if your baby died<BR>So I kicked you in the stomach<BR><BR>[Chorus:]<BR>I kicked you, your baby’s dead [x3]<BR>Ha ha ha, your baby’s dead<BR><BR>There were no stairs to throw you down<BR>There was no roof to throw you off<BR>There were no coat hangers around<BR>So I kicked you in the stomach<BR><BR>[Chorus]|[[Anal Cunt|You're Pregnant, So I Kicked You In The Stomach]] [http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/analcunt/itjustgetworse.html#34]}}

=== Coat Hanger ===

Recommended for solo practitioners or if the pregnant woman fails to expel a mutilated fetal corpse within 2-6 hours post-Punch.

# Find an oldschool metal clothes hanger
# Bend into a large hook
# Insert, get a good hard hook on that fetus, and pull with all your might
# [[????]]
# [[PROFIT!]]

[[Image:HangerChromeThree.jpg|thumb|[[Leave Bond to me|Leave the fetus to me]].]]
<!--[[Image:Abortion_lad.jpg|thumb|Abortionist Superhero Abortion-Lad and his Boom-A-Hanger!.]]-->

=== Herbal Abortion ===

Your [[Slut|girlfriend]] gets her fat, lazy ass knocked up. Unfortunately for you, she believes that [[Bullshit|all life is precious]] and refused to go get the little parasite vacuumed out of her. Being the [[Clever|nice]], [[Fag|caring]] [[Asshole|boyfriend]] you are, three times a day you make her a nice strong cup of tea using these ingredients: motherwort, pennyroyal, goldenseal root, blue cohosh root and ginger. Also, feed the bitch mad amounts of vitamin C to help fight off that en utero invader. For added lulz, tell her it will help the baby grow big and strong. After a few days, she should "mysteriously" miscarriage. If this doesn't work, refer back to [[Abortion#Falcon_Punch|Falcon Punch]].

=== Medical Abortion ===

Do you want to wade through a crowd of screaming [[fundies]]? Do you want to have images of [[dead]] fetuses burned onto your retinas? Do you want to risk being caught up in a [[Christian]] [[terrorist]] attack? Do you want the inside of your [[Vagina|baby carriage]] to be poked, prodded and scraped raw by Jew and Jew? Do [[you]] want people to whisper ''"here comes the baby-killer"'' every time you enter a room for the rest of your natural life? If so, then [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] formally recommends you stop by your [[Planned Parenthood]] facility today! Why take your health into your own hands when you can undergo a  [[Lie|safe]], [[False|inexpensive]], [[Lie|routine]] and [[Bullshit|completely]] [[No|confidential]] medical procedure carried out by [[Sick Fuck|trained professionals]]?  (For those that are less [[Mental illness|mentally imbalanced]], please refer back to [[Abortion#Falcon_Punch|Falcon Punch]].)

=== Natural Abortion ===
[[Image:God_-_Hates_Babies.jpg|thumb|Abortion: God's favorite pastime.]]
Surprising to many is the fact that the human "error ratio" clocks at upwards of '''forty percent'''.  Meaning that, out of every human conception on the planet, roughly forty percent end in "spontaneous abortion", the medical term for "miscarriage".  Presuming for a moment that there exists a God and that we humans were purposefully and intentionally designed, this would mean that our supreme creator absolutely '''loves''' killing <s>fetuses</s> unborn babies.  That fact is of course supported in the Bible as well, where killing people's babies and children is often depicted as God's favored form of punishing people for not believing in him.

Having a natural abortion, as such, is easier than you might think.  Often all it takes is a good, heavy dose of any number of over the counter pharmaceuticals, a regular drinking habit, morbid obesity or various other self-destructive lifestyle choices.  There are however some risks to this option, especially if you do something stupid like actually go to a doctor.  Medical science is presently hell bent on preventing natural abortions, often simply to spite God, your doctor will do absolutely everything possible to ensure that your little bundle of fetal alcohol syndrome actually manages to make it past the birth canal still breathing.  As such, you should avoid doctors at all costs if you decide that this option is right for you.

==Fun Things To Do==

While some people say abortion can be a sad time full of psychological stress and worry, there are plenty of wonderful things one can enjoy after the easy operation.  

*Gaining popularity is a game amongst suburban teens to collect their dead fetuses and amass them together with model glue in order to play unbaby shower games.  The most alluring is fetus-ball - wherein the cute chunks are frozen then tossed around a room, once they start to thaw, the objective is to get all the fetuses to stick on one person. 

*Wrapping the fetus in hamburger meat and feeding it to a friend for a fun, cheap, and easy April Fool's prank!

*If you feel like you didn't get to know your soulless little amalgamation, you could always take apart [[Furby|toys]] and make a talkative little fellow who you can grow to love until they start to decompose. 

*If done at the right time and thrown face up in the trash, [[You|aborted fetuses can survive to adulthood]], though often [[W|not too bright]], they lead destructive lives among the population.  Make one your friend if you know one, perhaps you can help it along on its path to [[an hero|true happiness]]

*To offend your [[Christian|pro-life]] friends, you can get pregnant and get abortions for fun and talk about with [[internets|everyone possible]].  You can compete with other couples or friends to tally up the most aborted fetuses.  For extra fun gather [[over 9000|many friends]] together and try to beat the number of [[Jews]] reportedly killed in the [[Holocaust]], who ever gets the 6 millionth, wins a [[iPhone|useless trinket of status]]. 

==Pro-Life==

[[Image:Anti-abortion.jpg|thumb|Mardi Gras]]
<!--[[Image:Idon'tlikethedoctormommy.png|thumb|4chan shows its hatred of abortion.]]-->

Someone who is '''[[Pedophilia|pro-life]]''' (also known as pro-babies-from-10-year-old-rape-victims) is someone who is against [[abortion]] because it is [[truth|murder]]. Most people who call themselves pro-life tend to be [[Republican]], pedophiles, or [[fail|populist]], but there are uncommon cases of [[democrats]] and otherwise liberal-minded people being against abortion. Pro-lifers are all hypocrites because none of them really want to adopt the [[Nigger|niglets]] they want to force women to give birth to [[retards|deformed creatures]] Further, very few support government welfare systems and the overwhelming majority are pro-capital punishment. Thus, pro-lifers are not really "pro-life" and are therefore retarded.

Ironically, most people who are pro-life are in favor of the death penalty and killing people in [[Iraq]] (and pretty much anywhere else [[W|President Bush]] feels like having people killed; [[yes|what, do you hate America?!]]). 

The mortal enemy of a pro-lifer is someone who is pro-choice whom they often [[Irony|wish death upon]] and sometimes even [[The Army of God|carry out themselves]]. To pro-life, pro-choice are heartless demons, and that feeling is shared.

[[Epic Fail|Hysterically enough, there are cases where pro-lifers have gone so far as to murder doctors who perform abortions. This is widely considered absolutely fucking HILARIOUS. A ''pro-lifer'' murdering a doctor is the definition of irony.]]


[[wikipedia:Murder_of_Jim_Pouillon|However, not all pro-choicers have clean reputations either.]]

==Pro-Life Quotes==

{{morphquote|pl|background-color: white; width: 80%; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
|[[Lulz|Abortion is Murder!]]|What's your point?
|Ban abortions and have steralizations coverd by insurance. If you still have an abortion you get the electric [[chair]].|[[Pedophile|Jim Profit]]
|[[Lol|Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing babies, but the thought of letting a woman make her own decisions just doesn't do it for me]].|Anon
|Kill Choicetards and Long Live Unborn Babies!!|[[Retard|Prolifer]]
|I've found that soldering irons work the best...|[[Hillary Clinton]] when asked about her time as first lady
|I [[Rape|love]] children!|A [[Pedophile|prolife]] claim to end abortion.
|God loves our children! That includes the unborn ones.|Another [[Christian|prolife]] claim to end abortion.
|Execute retards not babies!|Random Texan
|I'm a pro-Lifer waa waa waa...look at me waa waa waa...I don't want people to make choices waa waa waa...|Captain Awesome...waa waa waa
|I was an abortion and it was fun.|Former abortion/Kike
|Tell me, if you can: you have destroyed so much — what is it exactly that you have created? Can you name even one thing? ...I thought not.|Dr. Breen, to women who have had abortions.
|Women shouldn't have a choice about abortion.  They will take forever to decide, just like at the grocery store....'Hmm....do I want the plastic or metal coat hangers????'|Zach Braff on abortion
|The needs of the next generation outweigh the needs of this one.|[[divide by zero|Charles Darwin]]
|Did you make that page?<br>Im all for a womans rights and i think it's their decision, but the jokes are fucking disgusting and i cant beleive you would go that low. that's absoloutely ridiculous! have some fucking respect for the women who had to make that choice. Your a disrespectful little shit. Make it a positive thing not a negative thing. Jesus christ whats wrong with you.   |[[16 year old girl|Jaimie Campbell]]
}}

==Pro-Choice==

[[File:Cancerr100.jpg|thumb|150px|Abortion should be legal to solve the world hunger problem.  Before there was overpopulation and now there's less people and more tasty food.]]

[[Image:Righttolife.JPG|thumb|150px|ED's abortion stance is supported by Christians all around the world.]]

Someone who is '''[[Feminazi|pro-choice]]''' is generally considered to be the embodiment of all things awesome (strictly due to their love of killing babies, which is AWWWWRIIIGHT.) However, recently the pro-choice movement has been filled with [[feminists]], thus making its ghey levels [[over 9000]]. Though, unlike pro-life, they actually believe the [[whore|mother]] is a person and do not see the fetus as a person.

There are many theories behind the origins of the feminist [[anti-lulz]], but no clear cut answer is available. However, here are the 3 most likely sources:

#[[Jews]]
#Niggers
#[[Asians]]

(Please take to note that these, along with the [[gays]], [[Jews]], and [[Jesus]], are among those suspected for the [[9/11]] attacks.)

Pro-choicers will not rest until every life-ruining fetus has been sucked from every womb, [[truth|but are fighting to save the bad guys in the Iraq and take the child-rapists and serial killers off of death row. As Osama Bin Laden is more human than an unborn baby.]] Just because abortion saves women's lives does not mean that it is all right. Pro-choice advocates are all idiots that don't realize that murder is one of the funniest activities evar. To pro-choice, pro-life are the scum of the earth.

NOTE: Pro-choice shall forever remain unlulzy until every feminist on the planet is executed.

{{quote|Your real mother was a hooker,your real father couldn't get laid<BR>Your mother left you in a dumpster,you were adopted by two gays<BR><BR>[chorus:]<BR>You look adopted [x4]<BR><BR>You hate father and son picnics, you hate the p.t.a.<BR>You won't bring friends to your house, you've got two fathers and they're both fucking gay<BR><BR>[chorus]|[[Anal Cunt|You Look Adopted]] [http://www.darklyrics.com/lyrics/analcunt/ilikeitwhenyoudie.html#22]}}

==Notable Pro-choicers==
===Dr. Pogany===
Include the not-so-world-renowned (former Professor) and Jewish '''HUMAN RIGHTS''' [[expert]], '''[[Mengele|Dr Istvan Pogany]]''', a guy who knocked up his undergraduate student then dragged her to the local abortion clinic [[irony|in order to avoid exposure]] in newspapers up and down the United Kingdom. After said exposure, he ran away as far as his pro-choice legs could take him to avoid the inevitable scorn and laughter which befell his colleagues at the School of Law at the University of Warwick in the UK. He returned one year later and is now to be found skulking the corridors of the same institution minus his Professorship title and his aborted kid.
[http://www.telegraph.co.uk/education/universityeducation/3659924/Student-has-abortion-after-affair-with-professor.html The Telegraph]

==Pro-Choice Quotes==
<center>'''Because 15 abortions is worse than 15 niglets on welfare'''</center>
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[[Image:Abortxxx.gif|thumb]]

{{morphquote|pc|background-color: white; width: 80%; height: 200px;|font-weight: bold;
|Nothing beats assisted suicide like, a hoover up your vadge after a gangbang!|repeat PP customer
|If God is Prolife, then why do miscarriages occur?|[[Questionable logic|Some guy]]
|It's my body, not theirs!|Pro-choicer
|KILL BABIES IN THE NAME OF [[Cthulhu|CTHULHU]]!|[[Newfag|Pro-choicer]]
|It's not a life!|Pro-choice [[n00b]]
|I hate babies.|[[Baby Fuck|Pro-abortioner]]
|Who in their right mind would want a screaming, crapping little vampire to tear out their vagina, suck their tits dry, ruin their marriages and bobsled them to an early grave?|some fat cunt
|we just think, you know, the less black kids out there the better|An online donor to Planned Parenthood
|[[Holocaust|If more people had abortions then maybe we would have a better human race. It's simple Evolution, in nature the genetic inferiors would get weeded out by predators, and the superiors would be able to create the next generation. In Normal human society, however, now we have so many laws and restrictions that allow genetically unworthy to breed. If more Abortions took place, the more genetically unfit would be weeded out, meaning few retards]].| [[user:StoneTemp1Pilot|StoneTemp1Pilot]]
}}

==How Does Abortion Affect Parents?==
{{squote|If I was a girl, I would get pregnant as many times as possible, then have abortions after the third month of being pregnant so I would deliver a potato sized 1/3 developed dead fetus, then I would take the fetus, put it in a jar of preservative liquid and put it on a shelf in a secret room in my house. and i would do it until I had so many rooms walls were nothing but potato sized aborted fetuses. then i would have a kid and when they're bad i would make them sit in the fetus room and remind them of how easy i could have aborted their ass.|[[Anonymous]]|[[b|/b/]] No.32255003}}

==Abortion Drama OTI==

[[Image:Abortionkills.jpg|thumb|Abortion kills. [[LOL]] we know, ain't it GREAT!?]]

* Recently [[March Together For Life|some prick]] managed to amass 1,200+ comments and 89,000+ views in one day, by mistaking [http://www.theonion.com The Onion] for a purveyor of real news. The article in question, [http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33680?issue=4227&special=1999 ''I'm Totally Psyched About This Abortion!''], netted a few enthusiastic [http://marchtogether.blogspot.com replies] by this [[Fag|gentleman]] who believed it to be real, and not obvious satire. Notably, he doesn't know what an [[Ellipsis]] is, nor what it signifies... it is assumed that he doesn't speak Japanese...

* On [[MySpace]], the biggest prolife group found was found here: [http://groups.myspace.com/WeKillBabies Pro-Life]. As ironic as the URL sounds, it is a prolife group. It should also be noted that the group site currently has no mod, so it is free for trolling. Also there's a [[Fugly|sexy and dashing]] [[Rapist|poster]] named [[Pedophile|Jim Profit]] whom you should [[Not|devote your life to]].

* [[Feminist|Amy Richards]] wrote a [http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B07EED6113BF93BA25754C0A9629C8B63 big article for the ''New York Times''] about how she was infected with triplets and decided to kill only two of them, while letting the third one live.  Her husband meekly assented to the murder instead of [[Sex|hitting her with an oiled table leg in a downward motion]].

* [http://myabortion.tumblr.com/ What to Expect When You're Aborting] by Dr Spock is also an excellent pro-your-own-life guide to the most funnest abortion evar!

===LJ Drama===
There are many pro-life communities on [[LiveJournal]] (the biggest one being [http://www.livejournal.com/community/prolife/ prolife]), just as there are many pro-choice communities. The two hate each other, and if any member of one community crosses paths with a member of the opposing community, you know some [[flame war|flames]] will go down - a perfect opportunity for [[epic lulz]]. 

* There is also an [http://www.ljdrama.org/index.php?cat=37 Abortion category] on [[LJDrama]], dedicated to [[Childfree|child-free]] and abortion drama.

==Rebutal: Killin' the Tiller==

Lvl 12 Fetalmancer dual class Ranger George Tiller of (What's the matter with?) Kansas was [[permabanned]] from [[God]]'s green Earth last Sunday (May 31st) in church. [[Lolwut]]? He was shot through the heart, causing over 9000 damage. The paramedics came to late and the loving cause of pro-life was given, a bad name, YEAH! BAAAAAAAAD NAMMME!

Being one of the few doctors to perform the sweet surgical symphony that is a late term abortion, loose/unlucky women/[[asking for it]] will have to travel even further to prune their crotch fruit. So basically it will be mostly private school girls on "vacation with their aunt" and less poor people getting their abort on which will, funny enough, lead to more po' folks in general and a boom for the wire hanger industry.  

Reaction has mostly been hilarious on both sides. Check back for further, tasteful updates.

==Abortion Fun Facts!==
[[File:Plan c.jpg|thumb|Always have a Backup Plan]]
* Abortion was invented because people were too damn [[retard|retarded]] to use a fucking [[condom]] when [[Secks|doing it]]
* In April 2007, Yale art student [[Aliza Shvarts]] claimed to have [[slut|artificially inseminated herself]] [[at least 100]] times, each time filming herself inducing abortions with [[jenkem|herbal remedies]], and [[wtf|saving the blood to smear on plastic sheets and drape over a giant cube]]. She did it for the lulz.
*[[L. Ron Jeremy|L. Ron Hubbard]] was obsessed with abortion, performing at least 7 on his wife. With a coat hanger no less.
*Abortion is [[BitingBeaver|the best way]] to make sure your kid doesn't grow up to degrade [[women]] by looking at [[pornography]].
*[[Truth|Scientific Studies have show that there is no connection between abortions and breast cancer.]]
*[[Romanians]] get the Olympic-gold-fucking medal for abortions: they killz 3 quarters of their unborn kidz. A Romanian diplomat was quoted as saying, "We do it for the LULZ." [http://www.topix.com/world/romania/ <1>]
*Both Saddam Hussein and Adolf Hitler were going to be aborted, but their mothers decided against it. 
*[[Noone]] on either side of the issue has ever made a valid point ever, therefore your answer when asked by some [[aspie]] [[Christfag]] about your views on abortion should be [[LOL WUT|"both"]], which makes more sense than an either/or choice.
*It is a fun fact that behind all the push for abortions is [[jews]]. This is a good arguing point whenever arguing with a pro-choicer. The big push began with Vladimir Lenin<sup>[[✡]]</sup> in the USSR (everyone involved in that from Marx through Trotsky was a jew).  Roe vs. Wade that made it legal in the USA was the work of two jewish lawyers Linda Coffee and Sarah Weddington pressuring a woman ([http://www.lifenews.com/2013/01/22/woman-behind-roe-v-wade-im-dedicating-my-life-to-overturning-it/ who later become strongly pro-life]) into letting them use her politically.  Most abortion doctors are jews, too!  Jews only believe in abortion for goyim and oppose it for jews.

==True Impact of Abortion==

This being based on no hard researched facts...Truth is most seeking an abortion are scared [[teenmommy|knocked up teens]]. Emotional stories of successful NFL up and comers such as Tim Teebow are a rarity.  Most if they take their pregnancy to full term, will have a child that either become  [[welfare|Ward of the State]] because they do not have the education or maturity to raise a child properly. If that child is a female there is at least a 70% chance of her becoming a productive member of this nations sex-based entertainment industry. 

With the rise in abortions has had a devastating effect on the available pool of local available talent for local exotic dance facilities and studios that produce films for the adult crowd. With the short usable life span of the sex based professional. Liberal areas are burning out of fresh talent faster than their cracked out teen population and produce and incompetently raise them into a life of sluthood, while conservative areas with strict anti-abortion laws and adherence to fundamentalist christian values have a thriving sex industry with exotic dance clubs filled with a constant stream of supple young firm talent who are willing to serve the needs of their repressed hypocrite middle aged undersexed married males. While strip clubs in abortion ravaged liberal areas are staffed be dancers who are 35 year-old bullet wound riddled, knife scarred heroin addled truck stop whores who should have been replaced when they hit 25 but are forced to perform way past their usefulness because of the depletion of any fresh young talent.

On the national scale if abortion continues to drain our available domestically produced sources, the USA will be forced to depend on foreign sources for fresh young talent. This means having to do business with counties like Moldova, Ukraine and Albania and other corrupt 3rd world regimes, and criminal organizations such as the Russian mafia and Croatian war criminals.

So please people stop abortion so you can save your nation's domestic sex industry.

== Baby Pictures ==

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Image:Abortion_demotivational.jpg
Image:Abortion_demotivator.jpg|seriously 
Image:Birthdefectearneck.jpg|Pro-lifers support ear-neck boy!
Image:Monkeygirl.JPG|Monkey-Girl supports pro-lifers!
Image:Fuckedupbaby.jpg|Toadboy wishes he were dead. This is the result of [[you|your]] defective sperm.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Kidinkid.jpg|[[pedo|Pro lifers]] support the idea of <strike>10</strike> 5 year olds giving birth after getting raped.
Image:Baby1.png|Awww, isn't it just precious?
Image:Baby2.png|You can also abort a baby after it's born, as long as you use a knife.
Image:Harlequinfetus.jpg|[[Harlequin Ichthyosis Fetus|A baby not aborted. Victory for pro-lifers everywhere!]]
Image:1279560740427.jpg|If you like [[Pokemon]] then you'll love getting an abortion.
Image:Abortion pride.jpg|Mother of the Year 2007
Image:Juliannaatbirth.jpg|[[Juliana Wetmore|Intelligent design in action.]]
Image:Abortion 107.jpg|[[Kawaii|How cute!]]
Image:Usualnolifer.JPG|Their way of converting people to the pro life way.
Image:FETUSPIMP.jpg|[[Pimp My Ride|Pimp your fetus!]]
Image:Myspace_prolife.PNG|The Pro-lifer's [[Final Solution]]!
Image:Abortionablol.jpg|Good eats!
Image:Fetus.jpg|Fetus: Anti-free will or pro-baby murder?
Image:Fetus in a jar.jpg|Some people collect abortions and auction them on the Internet.
Image:Fetus pancake.jpg|Fetus omelet
Image:Oh noes dos preshss bebeez.jpg|Snacks to bring to the [[circle jerk|party]].
Image:Abortionissgudd..jpg|Abortions make your babies happy.
Image:PennywiseMcdonald.jpg| [[Pennywise]] abortin babies in ur [[McDonald's]]
Image:Abortionsarefun.jpg|They are indeed fun.
Image:The_Pro-Life_Debate_rwp80.jpg|A Handy Guide to Trolling Pro-Lifers
Image:Failboard.jpg|Pro-life fail advertisement
Image:Ishot2kills.jpg|It's only ok if you're a [[Israel|Jew]].
Image:Monkey piglet.jpg|HOLEY SCHITT!! Abort this abomination!!
Image:TsimFuckis superheropose.jpg|[[Tsimfuckis|This]] is was happens when you failed to abort after fucking an ostrich.
Image:Mpreg birth.jpg|This guy didn't get an abortion. So he gave birth to his rape baby.
Image:Abortion thugniggas.jpg|It's a shame the "mother" didn't abort these nigs. 
Image:Baby from eraserhead.png|What to [[you]] happens after you fail to abort.
Image:Electric Chair.jpg|Pretty '''late''' abortion. Really popular in the USA.
Image:Fetus Pancakes.jpg|Yummy.
Image:Abortion - Republican Logic Fail.jpg
Image:Planned_Parenthood_Hangers.jpg
Image:AbortTheFetus.gif
Image:Abort_Retry_Fail.jpg
Image:Clippy_-_MS_Back_Alley.jpg
Image:Pedobearabortion.jpg|Sometimes [[pedobear|he]] just can't wait!
File:Redneck abortion.jpg|It's a fun game for everyone!
File:Billy_Mitchell.png|[[Video games|Billy Mitchell]] is like abortion
File:Tarabortion.jpg|Docs just wanna have fun
File:ScenesterBS.JPG|Announcing an abortion on MySpace
File:Billy almost aborted.gif
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== See also ==
[[File:I'll make this fetus disappear.gif|200px|right]]
* [[Aliza Shvarts]]
* [[Anabelle Lotus]]
* [[Birth or Not]]
* [[Juliana Wetmore]]
* [[Falcon Punch]]
* [[Foetus soup]]
* [[Harlequin Ichthyosis Fetus|Harlequin Ichthyosis fetus]]
* [[Kevin and Kat]]
* [[Miscarriage]]
* [[Nathan Sheets]], who provided the <s>[http://www.nathansheets.com/apictures/warning.php photo]</s>.
* [[Diaper Boy]]
* [[CAD]]

==External Links==
* [http://christianresources.i8.com/links.htm#right ''Bible Resources Recommend ED's Abortion Stance '']
* [http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B07EED6113BF93BA25754C0A9629C8B63 Amy Richards describes the Halloween haunted house exhibit she has planned for her surviving baby]
* <s>[http://www.abortionisprolife.com/ Abortion Is Pro-Life] - The current Pope of [[Ayn Rand|Objectivism]] preaches about the fantastic, life-affirming Good News of abortion</s> BALEETED
* [http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=regressive The Regressive Party] - [[Maddox]]'s view on the subject 
* <s>[http://groups.yahoo.com/group/Realabortiondebate/ Abortion Debate/ Flame Wars. The site owner is a virgin in his 50s.]</s> BALEETED
* [http://www.armyofgod.com Typical Pro-Life website that advocates killing homosexuals.] 
* [https://vimeo.com/84797427 Emily Letts' famous abortion selfie video.]


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