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[[File:Dota 2 Logo.jpg|right|thumb|Official logo of Valve's game]]
[[Valve]]'s ripoff of the original WC3 Mod, Valve has [[Apple|taken IP that isn't there's, made no noticeable changes, and created a massive game with little to no effort]]. What's essentially nothing more than an engine update for the original [[DotA]] with [[Tf2|hats]], Valve has made its most popular game. Enter '''Defense of the Ancients 2'''. An inferior version of [[League of Legends|League of Lesbians]] with 15 years worth of antiquated engine [[bullshit|nuance]], [[It's not a bug, it's a feature|depth]], and [[Reddit|balance changes]] to the point where it takes years of playing and constantly monitoring dev posts in order to understand the basic mechanics of how a single spell works, if it works as intended. It's okay, though, since the game is still in beta and has been for 6 years. Individual games are full of unseen amounts of [[rage]], desperate attempts at [[edge]]lording and players losing games trying meme builds they found on [[Reddit]] and [[Youtube]]. Save the time and play [[League of Legends|League]].

==Notable Heroes==
===Anti-Mage===
The self-loathing [[Queer]] of wizarding, Anti-Mage, A.K.A. [[Mangina]] or Anti-Fun, in [[typical]] depth of lore fashion, hates Magic. He hates it so much that his spells revolve around fucking over [[everybody|magic users]] by [[DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING|drainging mana]], then [[irony|casting a spell to do damage based on mana drained]].

===Goblin Techies===
[[File:Techies Gameplay.jpg|thumb|If you're not [[nazi|playing Techies]] right, [[you're doing it wrong|you're playing techies wrong]].]]
The only heterosexual hero, [[Muslim|Goblin Techies]] are a group of 3 heroes who plant mines, [[redundant|plant mines, plant mines]], and [[9/11|show their praise to glorious Allah]] by exploding themselves on other heroes. This hero's most notable for being the single best hero in the game to piss off players on both teams. You can [[troll|fuck with]] players by placing mines in completely random areas they don't expect regardless of how effective, buying a force staff to punish them for trying to de-mine and instantly exploding, and by being a [[worthless|complete worthless sack of shit]] to your own team

===<s>SKELETON</s> Wraith KING===
THE TRUE ONE-BUTTON KING DOES NOT NEED SPELLS. HE HAS A SINGLE STUN THREE PASSIVES AND IT IS ALL YOU NEED TO WIN. BOW BEFORE A TRUE SKILLCAP-BASED HERO, [[Console Peasant|PEASANT]]. VALVE WAS THREATENED WITH [[Lawsuit|LAWLSUIT]]S BY [[Blizzard|BLIZZARD]] FOR USING LEORIC THE [[Skeleton|SKELTEON]] KING SO THEY PUSSIED OUT AND MADE HIM A LITTLE BITCH WITH TOGGLES. MAYBE NEXT PATCH THEY'LL LET YOU TOGGLE OFF HIS REINCARNATION AND [[Kill yourself|KILL HIMSELF]].

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===Phoenix===
SCREE KAW HAHA SQUARK KAKAAAAAW I'M A BIRD

==Personalities==

===Kevin "Purge" Godec===
Known primarily for his intro-to-DotA, "[[Truth|Welcome to DotA, You suck]]", {{YTUser||Purge|PurgeGamers}} is known for being a terrible, terrible player, but trying to teach [[noobs]] how mechanics work. 

===Sir Action Slacks===
Walking proof that nothing good ever comes from [[Patreon|crowdfunding]], {{YTUser|SirActionSlacks1|Slacks}} is a [[meme]]-spewing literal giant, Slacks gained DotA 2 notoriety through [[YouTube]] and [[Reddit]] [[e-begging]] when his computer broke down, only to make thousands of [[irl]] dollars and spend it all flying his girlfriend to the International and a green screen. He's currently a host at Valve's events since they need somebody as [[retard]]ed as the community who's also tall enough to hold the boom mics over the interviewee's heads, and Sheever can only be in one place at a time.

===Pyrion Flax===
{{YTUser|tedhimself|PFlax}} was about as much of a DotA personality as DotA is a professional [[Sport]]. [[Nobody cares|Nobody ever liked him]], his content wasn't funny or relevant, and he sounds and looks like Fran Drescher fucked a Walrus. Known for making "Guides" in [[MS Paint]] and crying about every spell a hero has rather than actual guides.

===Sheever===
She has a [[vag]]. She doesn't have a sense of humor, knowledge of the game, and understandable accent, or a likable personality, but she has a vag and you have to have one of those on panels or people find something else to [[fap|masturbate]] to.

==Gallery==
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File:Dota Magina Skill.png|You just don't understand!
File:Dotafukunoob.png|HUEHUEHUE
File:Voiddota2.png|Flawed character design.
File:Dota2base.jpg|You're gonna get raped.
File:Dota2.png|It gets better ... eventually.
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File:Dota2prepareyouranus.png|Ganking in the jungle.
File:Pudge.jpg|Never listen to your teammates, EVER.
File:Rycfis.png|Ice mages have their problems, too.
File:Dota Support Job.png|This is how it usually goes.
File:Dotaward.png|RUS?
File:Dota2match.jpg|How a DotA match usually goes.
File:Dotavslol.jpg|DotA vs LoL
File:Dotafriendinvite.jpg|How to kill your friendships, DotA style!
File:Dota2league.png|DotA vs LoL - 2
File:Dota2maginachicken.png|GOTTA GO FAST!
File:Loldota2.png|The normal reaction of a LoL player.
File:Dota2badday.png|Void's diary.
File:Bonerking.jpg|R.I.P.
File:Ggevolution.jpg|The evolution of GG.
File:Russiansdota2.jpg|XAXAXA!
File:Dota Jesus Christ.jpg|OH FUCK NO!!!
File:Drowdoradk.png|[[Rule34]] strikes again
File:Dota2.jpg|The DotA community is lovely.
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