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[[File:Xenuria.jpg|thumb|the greasy faggot]]
[[File:AutismCat.gif|thumb|right|Xenuria and his [[kittens|cat]]]]
[[File:Darvnude.jpg|thumb|left|Boipussy]]
[[File:Xenuriatorpedotits.png|thumb|right|Xenuria being a big gay by showing off his torpedo tits on the ED discord server]]



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'''Xenuria''' aka '''Aaron Bongart''' aka '''The Pondering Llama'' is an aspie who has convinced himself that [[The Internet is serious business|the internet is serious business]] and will stop at nothing to attempt to prove himself right through [[retard|devotion]] to the great [[xenu]], tl;dr this guy is the epitome of a self hating ED User that has proved himself so retarded he's starting to accept how much he is truly hated by others and [[gotis|incorporate it into how he acts online]].

== Darviela: is a Philosophical Genius ==
[[File:Xenuriacringe.png|thumb|[[Pedobear|Little Red Riding Hood]]]]
Darviela claims superiority over most people because he started <strike>going to college</strike> sucking dicks when he was only 14. He often has an uncontrollable compulsion to argue with republicans and pro lifers, masturbating himself with his autistic logic.

== A failed agenda ==

Darviela was running for the CSM on Eve Online to bring his ideas of what he calls "LGBT issues" into full circle, using the incredibly summary of logic he sucked out of [[Secondlife]]'s endless supply of rainbow cock, he thinks that because the in-game models lack sexual organs and the ability to hop on poseballs and fuck while having textsex that it would be good to use as a vehicle to propel his ideas to the masses.

[https://zkillboard.com/kill/40580154/ This idea, was of course shot down harder than a Goonswarm titan that jumps instead of bridges.]

He is obsessed with this concept and continues to push for autism. There is no chance of him [https://redd.it/4ft6c being elected] to the CSM as the [https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/search?q=Xenuria&restrict_sr=on entire community] of Eve Online thinks he's a goddamn fucking nutcase.  The reason he is "qualified" to be on the ballot is because there are 100 or so alts supporting him so that he makes a fool out of himself.

[http://toshimo.com/csm.html CSM Primaries which he is still not ontop of.]

[https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=64355 Vote for Xenuria! Bring the [[autism|trash]] of [[Secondlife]] into [[EVE Online]]]]

[[File:Eve_Monument_lulz.png|thumb|right|The Eve community is accurately represented by this act of vandalism.]]

== Another failed agenda ==

In attempt to foil the great Pasta Syndicate, '''Xenuria''' stole about 10 thrashers and proceeded to spam dog pictures on the Eve Online General thread. The Pasta triumvirate will forever live on as the infallible triumvirate, pasta, ravioli, italia.

== Gaming Journalism ==

Darviela was hired by TheMittani.com as a writer and has since [https://www.themittani.com/features/killing-messenger-eve-reflects-reality farted out] several articles about the psychology of [https://www.themittani.com/features/drifting-through-narrative internet spaceships]. He was also featured on the [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LptrYG9h9_Q Meta-Show] where he waxed autismal about [[EVE_Online]] and other dumb shit. During [[Gamergate]], Xenuria opened a [[skeptic]] youtube channel called '''The Pondering Llama''' under which he debunked Christianity and Feminism and did many livestreams with [[Sargon of Akkad]] and [[Armored Skeptic]]. In 2016, Xenuria fell into the alt-right pipeline which would be a portent of things to come.

== His Little Dark Age ==
At the second [[Unite the Right 2|Unite the right]] Rally in Charlotesville, Virginia, Xenuria was a scheduled speaker. He showed up 45 minutes late to the rally due to an infection in his foreskin. He still was there in time to hold a shield and stand along side his fellow American Vanguard members. Due to his participation and being caught on film shouting "JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US", Xenuria was doxxed and fired from his job at Papa Gino's pizza. He did a stint of guest appearances on Alt right podcasts such as The Daily Shoah, Warski Life with Andy Warski and [[French|JF Gariepy]], Radio Free Northwest Starring Harold Covington, and Radix Journal Podcast. He was also a featured speaker at American Renaissance 2018 conference. However, he began to receive criticisms of "grifting" from Nick Fuentes and disappeared from youtube, bitchute, and goytv.

== Darviela: Anagrams ==

Xenuria admitted on that all of his nicks are anagrams for other word or names. While some of the names he has used in the past make little sense when put through an [http://wordsmith.org/anagram/anagram.cgi?anagram=Am+Dhaegar&t=1000&a=n Anagram Generator]there is a pattern that only pathetic autistic can comprehend.
Below is a listing of the more common names that he has identified himself as.

* '''Xenu'''ria - As if [[Scientology]] didn't have enough autistic social justice warriors in the cesspool.
* Darvi'''ela Maravarona'''
* Vala''ria''' Arko'''nia''' (Queen of /b/)
* Val'''divindel''' Blackheart
* Ventargo Ma'''lakatrinkus'''
* [https://my.secondlife.com/voland.destiny <s>Voland Destiny (Second Life Name)</s> BANNED]
* [https://my.secondlife.com/darviela Darviela Current Secondlife Account]
* Bet Mojo (Anagram for JetBoom)
* Agar Had Me (Anagram of Am Dhaegar)
* A pair of Sevens 
* MysteriousThing (SomethingAwful name)
* [http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198018093315 HockLord (Steam ID)]

== Videos ==
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== Xenuria: Funfacts ==

* Xenuria tried to get hockles (12 year old boy) to strip naked and show his cock.
* Xenuria now says that anyone trying to get in contact with hockles is going to jail, that says it actually happened.
* Xenuria matched with Justin Roiland on grindr
* Xenuria has a [http://i.imgur.com/bBWgLYK.jpg vagina].
* Xenuria's woman is a [[Nigger]], making him a [[beastiality|nigger lover and a monkey fucker]], the [[nigress]] [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NhBAH-HlN4 is featured in this video]
* Xenuria believes in trannies worshiping jins because there was a [[Injuns|chalagmua Tribe]] that belived in [[faggot|two spirits]] and that's why you should put kid on hormone blockers and [[Jews|worship Baal]]

== Darviela's "Dox" ==

Darviela Maravarona's Dox 

[https://web.archive.org/web/20090215140158/http://www.shorttext.com/z420kv Practice fedora awareness at home kids.]

==See Also==
*[[Darviela Maravarona/Chatlogs]]
*[[Darviela Maravarona/Lol logs]]
*[[Mudshark]]

==External Links==
*https://mysterioussmell8.wixsite.com/servants-of-xenu/blank-3 some lulzy cult xenuria is [[Shill|shilling]]

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*{{Telegram|Xenuria}}
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*Second Life - Darviela
*https://groomswarm.wtf/ The site Xenuria<b> DOES NOT </B>want you to see

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