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== Fabulous writing ==

{{approve|improving [[DotA]] and killing the unfunny.}}
<center><span style="color:red; text-shadow:>[[User:Killerratte|Killerratte]] 04:04, 9 August 2013 (EDT)</span></center>

Hi Lazy, do you also have experience with World of Tanks or War Thunder? We've been working on the new articles that were recently created. Just wanna ask if you're interested on helping there. Also great job on the DotA article, as usual. -[[User:Killerratte|Killerratte]] 09:56, 4 November 2013 (EST)

== XOTN ==

{{check}} [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/November 16, 2013|Appreciated]]! [[File:IST captain.png|48px|image|link=User:Interstellar Shipping &amp; Trading]]&nbsp;&nbsp;[[User:Interstellar Shipping &amp; Trading|Interstellar Shipping & Trading Co.]] 23:21, 14 November 2013 (EST)
:{{check}} [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Video of the Now/December 1, 2013|I laughed]]. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 10:50, 29 November 2013 (EST)
{{check}} [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Picture of the Now/December 21, 2013|A masterpiece]]!
== Editor nomination ==
Also thanks for your Did You Know... suggestions, I've added that to my list of things to maintain. You've been active for almost 3 months, would you provide me with a list of articles that you've created or made significant contributions? I think it is a good time for you to [[Nominations|nominate]] yourself for editor. This would allow you access to content you currently can't edit. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 02:32, 19 December 2013 (EST)
:Drink yourself to sleep then do the nomination when you're sober :D We need more kick ass contributors like you. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 18:39, 19 December 2013 (EST)
::It's not so much a vote as it is a notice to everyone to come bitch about you if you've been messing things up. It's a formality, really; nominations are rarely declined. I'll have a quick look through your contribs, and unless you've been making a lot of astronomically stupid edits, you'll have another vote of sysop approval. I've already seen a lot of your work in RC, and I must say you've been busy. [[User:VX|<span style="color:red; background:black;"><font size="2">&nbsp;&nbsp;'''VX'''&nbsp;</font></span>]][[User_talk:VX|<span style="color:#2B60DE; background:black;"><font size="2">'''BREATHE DEEP'''&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></span>]] 08:30, 20 December 2013 (EST)
:::It would appear that I was so eager to offer my sage wisdom that I missed the part about you not being nominated yet. Should you decide to go through with it (I strongly suggest you do, being an EDitor makes life easier for productive users), I will give my full support. [[User:VX|<span style="color:red; background:black;"><font size="2">&nbsp;&nbsp;'''VX'''&nbsp;</font></span>]][[User_talk:VX|<span style="color:#2B60DE; background:black;"><font size="2">'''BREATHE DEEP'''&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></span>]] 08:38, 20 December 2013 (EST)

== weaselboy ==

{{weaselboy|You're not living up to your [[User:Lazy|name]]!}}
[[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 08:00, 2 December 2013 (EST)

== RE:email ==

Got your email. If you want to leave me a message, view my userpage then click the discussion tab. That will take you to my [[User talk:Schnookums|talk page]]. Once there click the [+] at the top of the page, enter a Subject/headline. type a message. When finished user four '''<nowiki>~~~~</nowiki>''' to sign your post then click Save page. If you make a mistake don't worry, we all learn somehow. Good to hear from you. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 09:10, 19 December 2013 (EST)
:If you need assistance setting an article, picture, video or quote of the now, let me know. Same for Did You Know... the only thing I request is to review user submissions first so they are not being ignored. Generally I leave them a note so they are encouraged to continue doing so. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 23:33, 21 December 2013 (EST)
::A lot of information can be found by clicking ED Policy, it's on the sidebar. Not a lot really changes as editor. There are some options like protecting and moving pages. If you protect a page, don't set it indefinitely. About the only reason you would do so is to prevent someone from vandalizing an article until they can banned. Until you're very comfortable with what you're doing, I wouldn't touch the Main Page. As for XOTN, you've been submitting ideas to the talk page. If you click the project page tab, that is where you can set it. There are instructions on top and you can view the source to see what should be done. I'm also in IRC, #ed-logging if you need to chat. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 06:24, 22 December 2013 (EST)
::Something else you can do is watch recent changes. Just make sure you are nice to others as I have been with you. It is possible you might get [[Blowjobs|lucky]]. So not much has changed, even as an administrator I really do what everyone else does. Editor status mostly indicates that you've established yourself as a contributor here. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 06:28, 22 December 2013 (EST)
:::Speaking strictly as "some guy," allow me to offer some friendly yet completely unsolicited advice re: EDitor, partly because some of ED policy as listed in policy pages is outdated. EDitorship can be summarized into 2 extra privs.
:::# Protection. Protecting pages is the standard response an EDitor has when pages are being blanked or vandalized. Unless the article is the victim of an edit war, the people making these changes are new users, in which case austoconfirmed protection is enough, rather than sysop level protection. You may want to check a vandal's contribs before you protect; if they have very few edits or have joined any time up until about a week ago, autoconfirmed protection will be enough. Or you could just skip this part and go for sysop protection, whatever. 30 minutes is plenty. At this point it would help to slap <nowiki>{{banplz}}</nowiki> on the blanker/vandal's userpage to alert us, the Mighty Supermen Sysops, to the threat. This priv also allows you to edit protected pages, meaning you can tweak templates and set XOTNs. I advise that you observe this process before you involved.
:::# Moving. Pretty much the only use for this is fixing spelling and capitalization errors in page titles. Last I checked, policy pages say you should move especially shitty pages to the creator's userspace until they fix it, and there's even a template to help with it, but we don't do that any more.
:::[[User:VX|<span style="color:red; background:black;"><font size="2">&nbsp;&nbsp;'''VX'''&nbsp;</font></span>]][[User_talk:VX|<span style="color:#2B60DE; background:black;"><font size="2">'''BREATHE DEEP'''&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></span>]] 13:15, 22 December 2013 (EST)
{{User:Schnookums/ED-Logging}}
:::There you go. Should be able to click the link to connect from your browser for the time being. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] 06:37, 22 December 2013 (EST)

== Request ==

Hey, I've seen how much you've added on and improved [[Valve]] and [[Steam]], so I'm wondering if you could do the same for ''[[Bethesda Softworks]]''? [[File:Dekoman_signature01.png|30px|link=User_talk:DekoMan91]] 21:05, 24 December 2013 (EST)

== Steam header image ==

Also I made your Steam header with a HTML edit http://i.imgur.com/Axesyvj.jpg (makes the shoop less obvious). Feel free to use it. :) [[File:Dekoman_signature01.png|30px|link=User_talk:DekoMan91]] 21:35, 24 December 2013 (EST)

==hy==

{{User:Mr_Jonzz/Approve|improving the '''[[Steam]]''' article.<br /><big>&bull;</big> [[User_talk:Mr_Jonzz|''Mr.''<font color=006400>'''''Jonzz'''''</font>]] [[File:JNZ2k14.png|30px|link=User:Mr_Jonzz]] 08:52, 3 January 2014 (EST)}}

== RE:Picture of the Now suggestion ==

[[File:Youmadnigga.jpg|center]]
Still unsure what the issue is but it seems the POTN suggestion above has offended uber. To avoid a fight I can't use it as POTN, sorry. From now on I guess we can't use Hitler for POTN material. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new]] 09:33, 9 January 2014 (EST)
::[[Encyclopedia_Dramatica_talk:Picture_of_the_Now#King_of_trolls|Comment]]. [[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]] 09:49, 9 January 2014 (EST)
<pre>(Molestation log); 11:32 . . Uberfukken (Talk | contribs | rape) raped Schnookums (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 hours (account creation disabled, e-mail blocked, cannot edit own talk page) (trying to set some fag's forum avatar as POTN)</pre>
:::Spoiler alert! He thinks you're a fag. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new]] 09:51, 9 January 2014 (EST)
::::And based on what I've seen, he won't throw a tantrum about it like you.  Drink bleach.  [[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]] 09:59, 9 January 2014 (EST)
:::::I'm confused, what the fuck just happened? [[User:Lazy|Lazy]] 11:07, 9 January 2014 (EST)
I'm not allowed to [[:File:Youmadnigga.jpg|this]] picture because you apparently set it as your EDF2 avatar. According to uber's ban message anyways, though I looked at your profile and it seems you suggested it long before joining the forums. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new]] 11:13, 9 January 2014 (EST)
<pre>(Molestation log); 11:32 . . Uberfukken (Talk | contribs | rape) raped Schnookums (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 hours (account creation disabled, e-mail blocked, cannot edit own talk page) (trying to set some fag's forum avatar as POTN)</pre>
:{{greentext|> trying to set some fag's forum avatar as POTN}}
:So I think uber is saying that if you suggest a POTN, never use it for an EDF2 avatar. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new]] 11:16, 9 January 2014 (EST)

:::I'm confused, what the fuck just happened? I suggested the Hitler picture some time ago for POTN and later used it as my own avatar when I joined the forum, I completely forgot I even suggested it for POTN. It's not the other way around, why would I suggest my own forum avatar for POTN, that's extreme USI and faggorty. Also I'm honored to be called a faggot by some other faggot I don't know. No hard feelings. Cheers. [[User:Lazy|Lazy]] 11:19, 9 January 2014 (EST) 
Oh, Schnookums, sorry for getting lynched by that random butthurt weirdo because of me, this whole situation is not even lulz worthy. Retarded drama. [[User:Lazy|Lazy]] 11:07, 9 January 2014 (EST)

::::It isn't you, hipcrime and I recently had to do damage control after he harassed another user on the wiki for making a humble suggestion. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new]] 11:21, 9 January 2014 (EST)

This kind of caveman level of retardation and harsh rushed actions without even knowing the full picture shouldn't even exist on a site like this, banning (no matter how long) such an essential, sympathetic and welcoming user like Schnookmus for such a trivial mistake is a typical egotistical reaction. Maybe Uberfukken wasn't even badly intended, who cares, it's just the fact that he nonchalantly chose to use the banhammer instantly, rather than take a moment and use his cerebellum. That's fucking lazy... and that's coming from me. Also, this whole colostomy bag of failed drama and mental retardation is mainly my fault for forgetting about a fucking picture. Cheers all, let's go back to honoring the lulz. [[User:Lazy|Lazy]] 11:42, 9 January 2014 (EST)
::Protip: You can't ban a sysop and Schnookums has menstrual cramps. [[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]] 12:05, 9 January 2014 (EST)

::::{{greentext|> You can't ban a sysop}}
:::[https://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=block&user=&page=User%3ASchnookums&year=&month=-1 According to the logs, you did. I just wasn't around to undo it. Anyways, he suggested that picture before he joined EDF2 so I don't see why we can't use it]. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new]] 12:10, 9 January 2014 (EST)
::Hurr durr, don't use it to <u>overwrite existing ones</u> you fucking crybaby. [[User:Uberfukken|Uberfukken]] 12:15, 9 January 2014 (EST)
{{clear}}
{{rainbow|You are all fags}}<br />
[[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg]] [[user:atomicnumber27|<span style="color:green;">CobaltCat</span>]] 11:47, 9 January 2014 (EST)

:^ That. [[User:Lazy|Lazy]] 11:48, 9 January 2014 (EST)

::fag4lazy (or Cobalt) <3 [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new]] 11:50, 9 January 2014 (EST)
:::Nobody gives a fuck if a POTN has been used on EDF, it doesn't exist solely for them. Lazy, as an EDitor you can, and are pretty much expected to, set POTNs yourself. There are a few guidelines: it has to look alright at size 380px, and it can't have nudity or overtly sexual acts. I know, that's a strange rule for ED, but the Main Page is the most important stop for search engines and naive, virginal netizens... so no nudity. [[User:VX|<span style="color:red; background:black;"><font size="2">&nbsp;&nbsp;'''VX'''&nbsp;</font></span>]][[User_talk:VX|<span style="color:#2B60DE; background:black;"><font size="2">'''BREATHE DEEP'''&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></span>]] 07:53, 11 January 2014 (EST)

== RE:article ==

If you want to make an article all you to do type out the address then create it. I normally write in my userspace then when finished move the article to the mainspace.
* https://encyclopediadramatica.es/Lazy
* https://encyclopediadramatica.es/User:Lazy/Sandbox
[[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new]] 08:01, 11 January 2014 (EST)
:Or, after you're finished building an article in a sandbox, you can type the intended name of the article in the search bar, and if the page doesn't exist, you'll be given the option to create it. I'M HELPFUL TOO DAMN IT [[User:VX|<span style="color:red; background:black;"><font size="2">&nbsp;&nbsp;'''VX'''&nbsp;</font></span>]][[User_talk:VX|<span style="color:#2B60DE; background:black;"><font size="2">'''BREATHE DEEP'''&nbsp;&nbsp;</font></span>]] 08:08, 11 January 2014 (EST)
::No, you're just a fucking Nazi! Shit... Lazy's avatar on EDF2 is Hitler... DAMMIT! [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=https://encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new]] 08:10, 11 January 2014 (EST)

== RE: Nice edits on the Steam article ==

Thanks, I'm just glad the information was added because I don't know much about Steam and wouldn't have known where to start. Someone said the article is [https://encyclopediadramatica.es/index.php?title=Steam&action=historysubmit&diff=615091&oldid=615079 outdated], I don't know, if you want to expand it, I can always go back and see if anything can be reorganized from there. Also, welcome back! [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  01:43, 21 January 2014 (EST)

{{bannstar}}
:^ also this should be on your userpage. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[https://www.encyclopediadramatica.se/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  01:46, 21 January 2014 (EST)

== Hey ==

Your edit to the [[Hitler]] article is gay and so are you [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 11:59, 15 March 2015 (EDT)

You are a good editor and all its just that edit sucked. who cares if he escaped or some shit, also stop using rollback when you can just use undo. god [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 12:04, 15 March 2015 (EDT)

:lol at the [[lies|truth]], look stop or I will be forced to take [[ban|action]] [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 12:12, 15 March 2015 (EDT)

::nvm it looks like the owner agrees with you [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 12:24, 15 March 2015 (EDT)

:::well I have read the source, but I heard it was false long ago, also I think ED doesn't care about things beings sourced cuz thats what [[Wikipedia]] is about [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 12:29, 15 March 2015 (EDT)


::::Sorry for the confusion, still a sysop in training :B [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 12:56, 15 March 2015 (EDT)