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== Dazed and confsued ==

since when could "Hiprcime" and "top" be used in the same wiki space? I demand a move. {{User:Mike the Great/Sig}} {{User:Mike/Gay}}05:01, 31 January 2015 (EDT){{User:Mike/NotGay}} 04:01, 31 January 2015 (EST)

:You're the top in that scenario, [[:File:Mike_the_Great_IRL.jpg|cowboy]].&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User_talk:Vermin]] 10:31, 31 January 2015 (EST)

== Fappy New Year ==

Skype pls [[User:Creative Username|◔]]ᴗ[[User_Talk:Creative Username|◔]] 20:03, 4 February 2015 (EST)
:Maybe you should try to avoid banning entire regions then :D. Get on irc fgt? [[User:Creative Username|◔]]ᴗ[[User_Talk:Creative Username|◔]] 02:44, 6 February 2015 (EST)

==Banning==
Just a heads up. When you ban someone make sure you go to [[Special:Blocklist]] immediately afterward and unban the IP number of the user, for some reason shit is fucked up and banning every user whenever a user is banned, subsequently showing all users the block page and the IP of the banned user. This will be fixed soon but for now we are going to have to do that. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 00:23, 6 February 2015 (EST)

== Just a heads up ==

a guy vandalized the JustinRPG page, and not only did I revert the edits, I used the Pain template on his user page. Just a reminder--[[User:Ezstick76|Ezstick76]] 21:01, 17 February 2015 (EST)

== Happy V-Day. ==

[[File:Turbogook_loves_you_hipcrime.jpg|800px]]

Sorry I was late. <3 [[User:Turbogook|Turbogook]] 14:40, 18 February 2015 (EST)

Honestly, I should have trimmed. That inch of hair is not flattering, but really spur of the moment cause I had the hard on, remembered my special little man, and thought "put meds on dick." [[User:Turbogook|Turbogook]] 18:54, 18 February 2015 (EST)


== Turducken ==
[[Curt Sibling]] is the first, last and only piece of DA crap we're putting on here. 

In case you hadn't noticed, ED is being taken over by DA fairies. ''Fuck that noise.'' [[User:Negative Memory Retrieval|Negative Memory Retrieval]] 22:07, 24 February 2015 (EST)


== Hay babay. ==

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/User_talk:Turbogook#Kevin_Mann

Could you be a darling and help me with this? I need more room on my talk page, but I'm not sure how to turn that text into a collapsible. Can you lead me to a guide or something? [[User:Turbogook|Turbogook]] 03:35, 5 March 2015 (EST)


== IRC ==
In the "seekret channel" right now. Mr. S will be along later. [[User:Negative Memory Retrieval|Negative Memory Retrieval]] 20:45, 8 March 2015 (EDT)

== I am mad jelly bb. ==

File:Kevinchat9.png

Hole is hole, amirite?[[User:Turbogook|Turbogook]] 20:43, 9 March 2015 (EDT)
:lol yaurite. :D -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 23:25, 9 March 2015 (EDT)

== I am mad jelly bb. ==

[[File:Kevinchat9.png]]

Hole is hole, amirite?[[User:Turbogook|Turbogook]] 20:44, 9 March 2015 (EDT)

== o shit ==

Not that I don't think anyone hasn't already put two and two together and figured out who I am, I haven't exactly cared about who knows. Having said that, could you remove a picture for me bb or send me to someone I should talk to? I'd rather not have to deal with any blowback from my friends for my clumsiness. It's Kevintherapist.png [[User:Turbogook|Turbogook]] 00:02, 11 March 2015 (EDT)

Thanks for the aid anyway bbdoll. You know we cool as fuck. [[User:Turbogook|Turbogook]] 00:38, 11 March 2015 (EDT)

== Sir? ==

You sir, do you know of the monkey shit legends on the internet name [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Wonchop Wonchop] he's ally of Kylee Henke aka SonicRocksMySocks the fat whore piece of shit lowlife. If you know one of the history of her please do edit the article of wonchop. Let not forget about her [evil] ally such as [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Dreachu Dreachu] & [https://encyclopediadramatica.se/RileyAV RileyAV] edit there article please if you like, both are so lame and shitty they really are. {{unsigned2|TheEDKid1991}}

== People really appreciate what you do here ==

http://wikipediocracy.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=133571#p133571:

<blockquote><p>'''Meanwhile I noticed that Encyclopedia Dramatica went ahead and did what WMF wasn't willing to''', to identify the stalker TBloemink. The WMF only saw fit to remove his steward (basically a WMF-wide super administrator with all privacy invasive authority privileges) rights, and those to be reattainable after a mere six months. You can see what ED's Ilvadel did here (https://twitter.com/ilvadel/status/566245698887090176, {{archive|ISKmi}}, https://twitter.com/ilvadel/status/566080724210438144). Associated the stalker TBloemink to his suspected Twitter ID, which was inadvertently confirmed by Mr. Bloemink, of Groningen, Netherlands.</p></blockquote>

--[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 14:00, 26 March 2015 (EDT)

== Far be it from me to question the Crime ==

but I skipped the 25th on AOTN cuz, in my absence, everyone skipped it. Also, fuck you, get on IRC. '''&mdash;&nbsp;<span style="background:#000; font-size:1.25em; padding:3px;">&nbsp;[[User:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">V</span>]][[User talk:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">X</span>]]&nbsp;'''</span> 23:05, 26 March 2015 (EDT)

== Your template ==
Why is the <nowiki>{{hipcrime}}</nowiki> template blanked? by you :( [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 13:39, 28 March 2015 (EDT)
:Why did you blank it in the first place? [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 16:06, 28 March 2015 (EDT)

== JurgenNL ==
Understand you were trying to unmask that snotty kid. I can tell you some things for certain:
*1. He first appeared on nl-WP in 2012 under the name Jurgen1996. Google that and you get [http://pastebin.com/Q5y8tmL3 this] and [https://twitter.com/jurgennieuwland this]. So his real name is Jurgen Nieuwland, a student at Develstein College in Zwijndrecht. 
*2. He's permanently blocked on nl-WP, so all this may be academic. However, if you look at [https://nl.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Overleg_gebruiker:JurgenNL&dir=prev&action=history his talkpage history], you find that he was VERY friendly with MoiraMoira, going all the way back to 2012.
*3. the little bastard created accounts on a load of assorted WMF projects. [https://hy.wikipedia.org/wiki/%D5%84%D5%A1%D5%BD%D5%B6%D5%A1%D5%AF%D5%AB%D6%81:JurgenNL Including Armenian WP], and I seriously doubt he understands that language.
Helps? [[User:Negative Memory Retrieval|Negative Memory Retrieval]] 03:26, 30 March 2015 (EDT)

==GTA Myths Wiki page==

Hey I'm Boomer8, an admin from GTA Myths Wiki. 

    To make a long story short, some asshole has been vandalizing the website by posting holocaust and anime porn images; and now leaving links leading to the Encyclopedia Dramatica page he created. I've looked over your Removal Policy and the page qualifies to be removed; or at least censored. The page has personal information on GTA Myths Wiki users like some users'  home addresses, IP addresses, links to their Facebook, and real pictures of them. Those things listed are in violation of your Removal Policy. Now I'm not trying to be a stickler or tell you how to run your website, I just want a safe and comfortable environment for users of the GTA Myths Wiki without having a page written about them describing them as a "sandnigger" or a "britfag". I've checked out Encyclopedia Dramatica before and it's a pretty funny web site; but this hateful little prick who wrote the page is just using ED as a shitty attack site - what it was not meant for. Please consider removing this page; I'd be much appreciative. 

Page Link:   https://encyclopediadramatica.se/GTA_Myths_Wiki
{{unsigned2|Boomer8}}

== Story Template ==

how the fuck do i use it? whenever i do i get this shit

lol sorry for spamming your talk page with this crap [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 12:15, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

:It did thx, i removed it from your talk page cuz its too big and will probably slow it down.
Thx again [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 12:20, 5 April 2015 (EDT)


==IRC tonite==
Around 5pm, hokay? [[User:Negative Memory Retrieval|Negative Memory Retrieval]] 17:03, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

== Hey man ==

Just wanna tell you good job on keeping with the Luka [[Fag]]notta page. I've kinda been following his antics after I stumbled on his ED page like a month before he killed that chinese guy. --<span style="color:#0088FF; text-shadow:1px -1px 1px #0099ff; font-weight:bold;">[[User:TROLAHOAR|<span style="color:#0088FF;">TROLAHOAR</span>]] ([[User talk:TROLAHOAR|<span style="color:#0088ff;">talk</span>]])</span> 19:42, 5 April 2015 (EDT)

==irc again==
You got time Friday around 6pm? [[User:Negative Memory Retrieval|Negative Memory Retrieval]] 00:59, 17 April 2015 (EDT)

== hey ==

hey Hipcrime. {{User:Tasmania/SIG}} 20:26, 18 April 2015 (EDT)

== Your wiki axetivities ==

Do you seriously just fix formatting errors all day?

Should I emulate you? [[User:Gretchen|Gretchen]] 03:34, 27 April 2015 (EDT)

:will do! thanks! [[User:Gretchen|Gretchen]] 11:38, 27 April 2015 (EDT)

== SPOKEN WIKIPEDIA minus the autoplay ==
MY ALL TIME FAVORITE:
<youtube>sy76zNq70-U</youtube><br />'''Spoken Wikipedia: Rectal foreign body'''<br />

...inspired by:
<youtube>VWpu74pOn2A</youtube><br />'''Spoken Wikipedia: Butt plug'''<br />

As requested by Russavia, yet later deleted by Odder:
<youtube>-TKVti5Gm2Q</youtube><br />'''Censored Spoken Wikipedia: Pricasso'''<br /><br />

mad props to whoever narrated this. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 03:36, 13 May 2015 (EDT)

== What up ==

I finally did what I promised to do <span style="text-align: right;">{{navimage|Devham1.gif|User:Killhamster|32px|45px|right}}&nbsp;<font color="black" size="5"><sup><b>[[Special:Contributions/Killhamster|»»]]</b></sup></font><i>[[User talk:Killhamster|<SPAN STYLE="font-family: Impact; font-size: 24pt;">W</SPAN><sup><SPAN STYLE="font-family: Impact; font-size: 12pt;">hat</SPAN></sup></i>]]</span> 11:35, 19 May 2015 (EDT)
*Ask and you shall [[goatse|receive]]:
[[File:ButtcoinAnimatedUncensored.gif|frame|center]]
<span style="text-align: right;">{{navimage|Devham1.gif|User:Killhamster|32px|45px|right}}&nbsp;<font color="black" size="5"><sup><b>[[Special:Contributions/Killhamster|»»]]</b></sup></font><i>[[User talk:Killhamster|<SPAN STYLE="font-family: Impact; font-size: 24pt;">W</SPAN><sup><SPAN STYLE="font-family: Impact; font-size: 12pt;">hat</SPAN></sup></i>]]</span> 15:37, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

== re: the dosfag ==

HI FREN

ME AND PHOBOS WOULD LIKE IT SUPER BIG IF YOU COULD NOT HELP OUT DOSFAG

HE LITERALLY HITLER

LOVE AND LOBSTERS

<3 HOMOCIDE

edit: THIS MUSIC SUCKS {{unsigned|Homicide}}

:2nded <span style="text-align: right;">{{navimage|Devham1.gif|User:Killhamster|32px|45px|right}}&nbsp;<font color="black" size="5"><sup><b>[[Special:Contributions/Killhamster|»»]]</b></sup></font><i>[[User talk:Killhamster|<SPAN STYLE="font-family: Impact; font-size: 24pt;">W</SPAN><sup><SPAN STYLE="font-family: Impact; font-size: 12pt;">hat</SPAN></sup></i>]]</span> 20:42, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

::if you guys mean the user page, that is a tribute to Ricky Wilson. the Spoken Wikipedia article for rectal foreign body was done special for me by an anonymous friend, and i think it's sexy as fuck. :P -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 20:47, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

== Re: who what ==

I was making a playful comparison of [[User_talk:Killhamster#username|an old Zaiger quote]] about Killhamster to Likeicare's amended version of the [[Vermin|article]] written about me after I saw Killhamster tried rewriting the article about himself. Basically what I told him there was "someone said the same thing about me in an article, and I didn't care to change it/have it changed." It's more amusing in its current state just like his is.&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User talk:Vermin]]&nbsp; 01:15, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

== Template Help ==

I'm making my own template, and I kinda need some help. After I publish it, am I able to add my own custom message in it without any special coding? Or do I have to add the {{}} ? <small>I don't know if this question makes any sense.</small> --[[File:Loz majora s mask icon by mysticaltemptress-d4eem1v.gif]]([[User:MAjOrA|Hero's Inventory]] / [[User_talk:MAjOrA|Call for The Hero!]]) 22:08, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

:I KINDA figured it out. I meant with how the template <nowiki>{{Catgirl}}</nowiki> allows you to add a special message when you post it on a user page, so like this:

{{catgirl|being an epic admin}}

(If you click the edit button on this, you can see what I mean) --[[File:Loz majora s mask icon by mysticaltemptress-d4eem1v.gif]]([[User:MAjOrA|Hero's Inventory]] / [[User_talk:MAjOrA|Call for The Hero!]]) 22:18, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

::Nevermind! I got it! <small>I'm sorry for wasting your time- ;;;;</small> --[[File:Loz majora s mask icon by mysticaltemptress-d4eem1v.gif]]([[User:MAjOrA|Hero's Inventory]] / [[User_talk:MAjOrA|Call for The Hero!]]) 22:24, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

==Speaking of templates==

ED needs a reference list of the special templates, somewhere easy to find (a link on the LH navigation bar would be ideal). I keep forgetting how to do the video and quote templates, image galleries, shit like that. We also need a list of the "spesshul" ED categories for different subjects. No other wiki uses these things. Please don't just say "look at an existing article". Mah brane don't work too good no moar and ah cain't remembeh. [[User:Lavrentiy Beria (Jr)|Lavrentiy Beria (Jr)]] 16:28, 22 May 2015 (EDT) 
:thnx, that helps, is there a list of categories anywhere? [[User:Lavrentiy Beria (Jr)|Lavrentiy Beria (Jr)]] 20:33, 22 May 2015 (EDT)

== Guess who's back ==

Looks like I have some catching up to do. The sysop rules appear to have changed a great deal since I was around last, and my deletionist tendencies are gonna cause strife lol [[File:Devham1.gif|32px|link=User:Killhamster]]<font color="black" size="5"><sup><b>[[Special:Contributions/Killhamster|»»]]</b></sup></font><i>[[User talk:Killhamster|<SPAN STYLE="font-family: Impact; font-size: 24pt; text-align: right;">W</SPAN><sup><SPAN STYLE="font-family: Impact; font-size: 12pt; text-align: right;">hat</SPAN></sup></i>]] 08:59, 27 May 2015 (EDT)

== ED Forum Question ==

Hey, hipcrime. Just wondering how I can register on the forums? I'm trying to but something doesn't let me... do you know what's up? :)

<span style="color:#f6358a;">S</span><span style="color:#ec2b80;">u</span><span style="color:#ff5db2;">k</span><span style="color:#ff8fe4;">i</span>[[Image:sukiicon2.gif]] 17:54, 28 May 2015 (EDT)

Ask [[user:SeeBeen|this guy]] [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 00:14, 29 May 2015 (EDT)

== AIDs ==
Thanks senpai [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 00:14, 29 May 2015 (EDT)

== Asphyxiaphilia ==

I hope it's everything you were hoping for and more. *smirks*&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User talk:Vermin]]&nbsp; 22:26, 29 May 2015 (EDT)

== Great catch==
I had not even noticed that. You are most keen-eyed. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|<span style="color:green;">CobaltCat</span>]] 09:39, 30 June 2015 (EDT)

== hey ==

i need to reset my dildomail password bc i dont remember it at all. how do i do that?--[[File:Desu walk.gif|60px|link=User:CrackRabbit]][[User_talk:CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#AE2222; color:#000000;">'''Talk to me'''</span>]]'''|'''[[Special:Contributions/CrackRabbit|<span style="background-color:#1A892B; color:#000000;">'''Contribs'''</span>]] 11:18, 17 July 2015 (EDT)

== Hey man can you fill me in a little bit ==

Hey bro you're always pretty swell, it's not that I have any horses in this race but could you like clue me in with a tl;dr version about what happened to Schnookums and Vermin? I mean the reason I ask is I wanted to ask Schnookums what was up with Vermin getting reamed and then noticed he was banned too. I LOL'd (not that I hate them) all I'm really looking for is the short story. Like just clue a brother in and thank you in advance. Keep it short and simple because as you know I have the attention span of a 3 year old. --<span style="color:#0088FF; text-shadow:1px -1px 1px #0099ff; font-weight:bold;">[[User:TROLAHOAR|<span style="color:#0088FF;">TROLAHOAR</span>]] ([[User talk:TROLAHOAR|<span style="color:#0088ff;">talk</span>]])</span> 17:58, 24 July 2015 (EDT)

*I feel you there man, I can't function on forums or IRC thats why I stay the fuck away from it haha :D i'm just too autistic. i'd be posting pictures of my shits every day. --<span style="color:#0088FF; text-shadow:1px -1px 1px #0099ff; font-weight:bold;">[[User:TROLAHOAR|<span style="color:#0088FF;">TROLAHOAR</span>]] ([[User talk:TROLAHOAR|<span style="color:#0088ff;">talk</span>]])</span> 18:20, 24 July 2015 (EDT)

== It is i! ==

HI! I am hipcrime. Jews. Did WTC. Cocks. Ill suck em. --[[User:LittleHitler|LittleHitler]] 18:23, 24 July 2015 (EDT)

== Prestigious Award ==

Please enjoy this highly sought after and rare award!

<center>
[[File:littlehitlers_award.jpg]]
</center>
{{unsigned2|LittleHitler}}

== Email ==

I've sent you an Email. --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 08:40, 23 August 2015 (EDT)

== Good news from Wikipedia ==

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Wikimedia_UK&diff=679008126. --[[User:JuniusThaddeus|JuniusThaddeus]] 16:24, 2 September 2015 (EDT)

==Lord Tony sucks!==

He likes My Little Pony.[[User:Egg &amp; Cress|Egg &amp; Cress]] 04:44, 23 September 2015 (EDT)

== Wikipedia and the culture of incompetence ==
{{quote|1=EDiots are encouraged [https://wikimediafoundation.org/wiki/Work_with_us to infiltrate] the Foundation. Competence is not required, and you'll get the chance to spit in [[Jdforrester|your boss's]] coffee, for the lulz.}}
I had a mighty chortle at this, and that visual editor is still unworkable. I remember when they first rolled it out, and I trust it's no better today. Really hoping there hasn't been an Ironholds RfA. Haven't heard from you in a while, and I get concerned because I'm insufferably conscientious. All the homo <3 '''&mdash;&nbsp;<span style="background:#000; font-size:1.25em; padding:3px;">&nbsp;[[User:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">V</span>]][[User talk:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">X</span>]]&nbsp;'''</span> 01:07, 25 September 2015 (EDT)

==fug u==
feggo--[[User:Newsadism|Newsadism]] 09:09, 27 September 2015 (EDT)

==Cyberviolence==
You deserve to be cyberviolenced for being such a homo. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|<span style="color:green;">CobaltCat</span>]] 15:49, 4 October 2015 (EDT)
:Burger King? Are you sure you are gay? [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|<span style="color:green;">CobaltCat</span>]] 16:13, 4 October 2015 (EDT)
::You probably stole them, in the hopes that you would go to jail so you could raped in the butt repeatedly. [[File:Cobalt Cat.jpg|25px]] [[user:atomicnumber27|<span style="color:green;">CobaltCat</span>]] 16:25, 4 October 2015 (EDT)

== that quote ==

Glad you noticed that. The shortened ibtimes link I was using died, but I found another. I'll throw in an {{archive|QppZr|archive}} as well, just to be sure. '''&mdash;&nbsp;<span style="background:#000; font-size:1.25em; padding:3px;">&nbsp;[[User:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">V</span>]][[User talk:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">X</span>]]&nbsp;'''</span> 17:32, 7 October 2015 (EDT)
:It's all I've seen of it. Uber added the removed article's text to the article, which I wasn't able to find with admittedly less effort than I should have invested. '''&mdash;&nbsp;<span style="background:#000; font-size:1.25em; padding:3px;">&nbsp;[[User:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">V</span>]][[User talk:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">X</span>]]&nbsp;'''</span> 18:08, 7 October 2015 (EDT)

==Is there any way to talk to you?==

Hey Hipcrime, is there any way that I could talk to you via email or something? - KingSpook
{{unsigned2|KingSpook}}