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'''Tendies''' are the [[food]] of choice for fat 20-something year old retards to buy with their [[brownie points|good boy points]] that they earned from [[your mom|mommy]]. Said retards frequent the threads of [[r9k]] to tell about their tendies stories and how much they hate that whore they call their mother who keeps taking away their good boy points. 


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==Gimme Gimme Chicken Tendies==
{{quote|Gimme gimme chicken tendies,
Be they crispy or from Wendys.
Spend my hard-earned good-boy points,
on Kid's Meal ball pit burger joints.
Mummy lifts me to the car,
To find me tendies near and far.
Enjoy my tasty tendie treats,
in comfy big boy booster seats.
McDonald's, Hardee's, Popeye's, Cane's,
But of my tendies none remains.

She tries to make me take a nappy,
But sleeping doesn't make me happy.
Tendies are the only food,
That puts me in the napping mood.
I'll scream and shout and make a fuss,
I'll scratch, I'll bite, I'll even cuss!
Tendies are my heart's desire,
Fueled by raging, hungry fire.
Mummy sobs and wails and cries,
But tears aren't tendies, nugs or fries.

My good-boy points were fairly earned,
To buy the tendies that I've yearned.
But there's no tendies on my plate!
Did mummy think that I'd just ate?
"TENDIES TENDIES GET THEM NOW,
YOU FAT, UNGRATEFUL, SLUGGISH SOW!"
I screech while hurling into her eyes,
My foul, bowel-dwelling diaper surprise.
For she who is un-pooped on is she who remembers:
Never forget my chicken tenders.}}

==See also==
*[[Autism]]
*[[r9k]]
*[[Pepe The Frog]]
*[[Man child]]
*[[Mc Donalds]]
*[[Mom found the poop sock]]
*[[Shrek is love, Shrek is life]]

==External links==
*{{KYM|memes/tendies-stories|Tendies Stories}}
*{{reddit|tendies}}

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