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== Featherfaggotry ==

This one is news to me, but I'll do what I can. Your best bet for successfully writing an ED article is to read the above links. If you still have questions, please ask. You may or may not want to begin with a sandbox, like [[User:TheDOSFag/Sandbox]] so that you can take your time to work on something without others shitting on it, but that is neither required nor necessarily recommended. '''&mdash;&nbsp;<span style="background:#000; font-size:1.25em; padding:3px;">&nbsp;[[User:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">V</span>]][[User talk:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">X</span>]]&nbsp;'''</span> 21:18, 19 March 2015 (EDT)

== I'm... I'm sowwy ==

 :( I just wanted to make friends...
 :( I just wanted to make friends...
 :( I just wanted to make friends...
 :( I just wanted to make friends...
 :( I just wanted to make friends...
 :( I just wanted to make friends...
 :( I just wanted to make friends...

== [[User:RudeWriter|RudeWriter]] ==

*Funny as it is to watch the two of you fuck with this person, it's not ED policy to lock people out of editing their own user page. [[File:PoshBlastoise.gif|25px|link=User:BakaRed]][[User_talk:BakaRed|<span style="background-color:red; color:white;">'''Talk'''</span>]]''' | '''[[Special:Contributions/BakaRed|<span style="background-color:blue; color:White;">'''Contribs'''</span>]] 21:26, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

==Alright, alright. Probably didn't think that through.[[User:TheDOSFag|TheDOSFag]] 21:27, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

== protecting userpages ==

not gonna happen.--[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 21:58, 24 March 2015 (EDT)

==Leave The Coffee Pot Article As It Is==
Don't try to "improve" on it, it's better if she keeps shitting it up.  --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 21:00, 25 March 2015 (EDT)

:Alright, I promise not to go near it anymore. ;)[[User:TheDOSFag|TheDOSFag]] 21:02, 25 March 2015 (EDT)

::Bullshit. Please do contribute to and improve this article. If you need any assistance just ask. [[File:Schnookums Icon3.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  17:08, 3 April 2015 (EDT)

:::Understood. I will do my best to make this specific page qualify as GNA material. --[[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 17:33, 3 April 2015 (EDT)

==Don't Vandalize Their User Page==
These are teens, so they break easily, we don't want it to look like there's a flood of people after her or harassing her.  We want to keep her editing that article, but if she keeps getting slapped around like that she's just gonna run away.  --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 16:56, 26 March 2015 (EDT)

Alright, I understand. I was just wanting to put some truthful templates on her page is all.

== Creating redirects ==

#Make a new page.
#Enter "#REDIRECT" followed by
#the article to redirect to.
#Example: <span style="color:#FFF; background:#000; padding:4px;"><nowiki>#REDIRECT [[Target article]]</nowiki></span>

Simple. '''&mdash;&nbsp;<span style="background:#000; font-size:1.25em; padding:3px;">&nbsp;[[User:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">V</span>]][[User talk:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">X</span>]]&nbsp;'''</span> 21:32, 26 March 2015 (EDT)



== Dear Dos. ==

Sup? I heard you about thinking about saying sorry to me, but if you're too afriad. Don't worry. I'll give you some time give you some courage. And I agree, "U Mad Bro" should say sorry. Possibly telling U Mad to remove the page of me since she caused so much trouble,

Your ED Newfag,

[[User:RudeWriter|RudeWriter]] 23:46, 26 March 2015 (EDT)

:LOL, they meant we should apologize to Coffee-Pot for YOUR behavior.  AHAAHAHAHAHAHA :D

:You uh... you seem to have some pretty serious reading comprehension issues... as well as some sequencing problems.  You should probably let your parents know so they can get you a private tutor or something.  --[[User:U Mad Bro|U Mad Bro]] 23:55, 26 March 2015 (EDT)
::No one says "sorry." Not in this man's corps. Someone wants you to apologize? You're kind of a faggot, but idgaf. You tell them to shove it up their asses, right or wrong. '''&mdash;&nbsp;<span style="background:#000; font-size:1.25em; padding:3px;">&nbsp;[[User:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">V</span>]][[User talk:VX|<span style="color:#DD0000;">X</span>]]&nbsp;'''</span> 16:52, 27 March 2015 (EDT)

== Just watching ==
I wouldn't take the h8 to heart, it's just two admins. I doubt even if you're accepted by the majority you won't win all of them over. I'm glad I could push this retard Anna into the site. 8) I would add more to the article but Bro has to upload images for me since it's glitchy on my end. [[User:StarsThatSing|StarsThatSing]] 11:11, 28 March 2015 (EDT)

== if u want to talk to me ==

Don't sign off 2 fucking seconds later --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 21:16, 31 March 2015 (EDT)

:I just thought I was getting no answer because you were doing something else. [[User:TheDOSFag|TheDOSFag]] 11:14, 1 April 2015 (EDT)

== ToDo list help ==

1: Finish school

To accomplish this, get your fat ass off the computer and do your geometry homework.

2: Kill a furry (at least one before I die is all I ask)

Kill yourself, and one will be gone.

3: Become a successful novelist

Not gonna happen

4: Become a better artist (my art is okay, but I still need to keep working at it)

Practice makes perfect. Keep it up, and you'll be drawing your dragons going to college or what the fuck ever in no time :)

5: Find the motivation I need from others to continue on with life

Not gonna happen, especially here

6: Become accepted as a loyal member of this website

Sure! :)

7: Not give in to temptations to start drama

ED = drama

What you probably meant is s/drama/become a lulcow

Now, I'm gonna pretend this is IRL for shits and giggles and have a chat with you. Ask yourself why you're here. You're obviously a depressed 17yo with no friends, and that's ok. But this isn't the community for you. Seriously, ask yourself why you bother coming here. There are no friends here, NOBODY is ANYBODY'S friend here. There is no such thing as a friend on the internet. A friend can only be made IRL. Even if you got "accepted" into this community as the prestigious writer whose stories about furries riding dragons to college have garnered internet acclaim, what good would it do you? NOTHING. Finish school, overcome your depression, THEN come back here. That's all. [[User:Luut|Luut]] 23:51, 31 March 2015 (EDT)
:I would beg to differ, Luut. I seem to be a trusted and what you would call "friendly" acquaintance of at least U Mad Bro.[[User:TheDOSFag|TheDOSFag]] 11:09, 1 April 2015 (EDT)
::Yeah he's gone, sorry to break it to you [[User:U_Mad_Bro|broseph]] - [[User:Phobos|Phobos]] 11:15, 1 April 2015 (EDT)
:::Please, leave me alone, phobos. I don't want to get into any more trouble than I already have last night. [[User:TheDOSFag|TheDOSFag]] 11:18, 1 April 2015 (EDT)
::::Then take out the fucking trash the first time you're asked and maybe you wont get banned from XBox for a week faggot.  - [[User:Phobos|Phobos]] 11:21, 1 April 2015 (EDT)
:::::Well, excuse me, Princess, for not liking people fucking with what I specifically labeled as not to be touched. To me, that's like someone fucking my pet cat. It's something I don't want to happen, and when it does, I make it perfectly clear that it agitates me. [[User:TheDOSFag|TheDOSFag]] 11:28, 1 April 2015 (EDT)
::::::Says the angsty 12 year old who was editing an article about [[NEDM|burning cats]]. You can make whatever you want perfectly clear. Unfortunately I will perfectly choose to ignore you and your Internet demands. You're fucking moronic, your edits are moronic, your attempts at making ED into the lunch group you lack are fucking pathetic. The only thing separating you and the asshats we make fun of is that you're so worthless no one cares enough to properly crucify you. - [[User:Phobos|Phobos]] 11:54, 1 April 2015 (EDT) 
:::Hey Dosfag, why not come to IRC and discuss this? [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 11:34, 1 April 2015 (EDT)
::::Because Homicide banned me from it and I don't trust the IRC anymore for how quickly things went to shit last night. [[User:TheDOSFag|TheDOSFag]] 11:39, 1 April 2015 (EDT)
::::you IRC is unbanned, come and give it another try plz [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 11:52, 1 April 2015 (EDT)
:::::PLEASE, CONTINUE. [[User:Homicide|ABUSE]]
::Also: I'm not a furry, I already do all of my homework on time, and I WILL become a novelist, faggot. [[User:TheDOSFag|TheDOSFag]] 11:14, 1 April 2015 (EDT)

== Your user page ==

is so fucking huge my internet ddoses its self when i open it :( [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 15:23, 4 April 2015 (EDT)
:Sorry about that, maybe I'll have to cut back on a couple of things, like the collection of images. I know! I'll move the gallery to a sub-page and link to it on the main page of mine! I'll get right on that. [[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 15:27, 4 April 2015 (EDT)

::[[cocks|Better]] :D [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 15:39, 4 April 2015 (EDT)
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== Gr8 Quotes ==
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Your faggotry is inspiring. I laughed my richard off. I am definately not too cool for quotes. I am going to add some to mygayuserpage.
<br>[[User:Freepopcornpopper|freepopcornpopper]] 12:54, 13 April 2015 (EDT)

== Your contributions ==

I dont think I've seen you edit anything other than your own userpage for the entire time you've been here - [[User:Phobos|Phobos]] 17:54, 25 April 2015 (EDT)

:So I guess the featherfag page, the X intensifies page and the Blockhead page, all created by me, not to mention the many contributions to the furfag page and the major edits to the Transformers page don't count? Maybe the templates would just be overkill at this point. [[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 18:53, 25 April 2015 (EDT)

== Chill out with all the so randum crap ==

Your an okay contributor but you know if you stopped focusing so much on templates and emoticons you might actually be tolerable. Just something to think about.
--[[User:ImperialGuard|ImperialGuard]] 13:39, 16 May 2015 (EDT)

:I'm sorry if you feel that way. I'm just trying to make my user page(s) feel more like how I want them to be. I do happen to try my best with contributing on the articles when I find something amiss, and with my working on the [[Immelmann]] article causing me unwanted stress from how horrifying Immy's comic is, I just want to find ways to unwind while also doing things that others might like or find interesting on the site. If you don't like what I'm doing, that's okay. I won't force you to think differently, it's your opinion that matters to you. If you want, especially since I'm done providing my custom emoticons for others to use (for now), I'll go see if I can go fix some grammar or links or something on an actual article. ಠ_ಠ -[[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 13:49, 16 May 2015 (EDT)


:: I tried to warn him. --[[User:ImperialGuard|ImperialGuard]] 19:05, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

:::I want him to PAY for what he's done to me! I worked for HORS on those pages, HOURS that I can never get back! If you or the other admins don't do something about it, I will personally find him and force him to fix this mess myself! That is how fucking serious I am right now! ಠ益ಠ -[[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 19:11, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

== Megaphone test 📣 ==

<📣><big>'''''testing, testing, 1 2 3. This is a test of my new megaphone system, you can ignore it if you want.'''''</big></📣>
{{clear}}
That is all. Feel free to use it if you want. -[[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 18:23, 16 May 2015 (EDT)
:lol neat. :) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 15:39, 17 May 2015 (EDT)

::I don't get, what is that what even is that [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 15:50, 17 May 2015 (EDT)

:::Ha ha, it's just a test of my new template I invented. I have it supplied for easy copy-pasting on my userpage, I'm gonna try to turn it into an official template, soon enough, so It's gonna probably be moved to decorative templates. Go ahead, try it out, if you want. And don't forget about the custom emoticons and text symbols I have organized and labeled as well. ✌-‿ಠ -[[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 19:39, 17 May 2015 (EDT)

::::{{megaphone|BREAKING NEWS! I have just finished making this an official template, which the page of can be viewed [[Template:Megaphone|here]].}} ✌-‿ಠ -[[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 20:19, 17 May 2015 (EDT)

== editor privs ==

{{tasks}}

Congratulations!

You've been granted editor privileges. At your earliest convenience please review [[Encyclopedia Dramatica:Tasks]], it has information related to editors. Also consider adding the <nowiki>{{tasks}}</nowiki> template to your userpage. If you have any questions please let me know. [[File:Weasel avatar2.png|32px|link=User:Schnookums]] <sup class="plainlinks">[{{SERVER}}/index.php?title=User_talk:Schnookums&action=edit&section=new reply]</sup>  16:36, 18 May 2015 (EDT)
{{clear}}

== have it your way, chucklefuck ==

nt <span style="text-align: right;">{{navimage|Devham1.gif|User:Killhamster|32px|45px|right}}&nbsp;<font color="black" size="5"><sup><b>[[Special:Contributions/Killhamster|»»]]</b></sup></font><i>[[User talk:Killhamster|<SPAN STYLE="font-family: Impact; font-size: 24pt;">W</SPAN><sup><SPAN STYLE="font-family: Impact; font-size: 12pt;">hat</SPAN></sup></i>]]</span> 17:39, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

:Yes, I will have it my way, furfag. ಠ‿ಠ╭∩╮ -[[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 17:41, 19 May 2015 (EDT)
::[[File:Ohnowigetit.PNG|center]]
<span style="text-align: right;">{{navimage|Devham1.gif|User:Killhamster|32px|45px|right}}&nbsp;<font color="black" size="5"><sup><b>[[Special:Contributions/Killhamster|»»]]</b></sup></font><i>[[User talk:Killhamster|<SPAN STYLE="font-family: Impact; font-size: 24pt;">W</SPAN><sup><SPAN STYLE="font-family: Impact; font-size: 12pt;">hat</SPAN></sup></i>]]</span> 17:42, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

:::Pffft, like I'd really tell someone like ''you'' who I am. I don't tell just ''any'' furfag who I am, let alone on ED. ಠ_ಠ -[[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 17:48, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

== raeped by Phobos ==

just lay back and think of England... you lucky fucker. :^D -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 18:56, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

I need something done about phobos! He flushed all my userpages! All that work, gone forever... ╥﹏╥ -[[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 19:03, 19 May 2015 (EDT)
:lol i will restore them tomorrow, just remind me. in the meantime, enjoy the Phobosrape... [[me|there are those]] who would enjoy two hours of being raped by Phobos. :^) -''[[user talk:hipcrime|hipcrime]]'' [[File:Emote Pop tart cat.gif|link=user:hipcrime]] 19:18, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

== You IRL ==
[[File:DOSFagIRL.png|center]]
{{quote|<ediot_851> THE OTHER ADMINS WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS|DOSfag on EDIRC}}
- [[User:Phobos|Phobos]] 19:05, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

:{{megaphone|YOU WILL NOT GET AWAY WITH THIS, FAGGOT! I WILL FIND YOU AND MAKE YOU PAY FOR WHAT YOU'VE DONE!}} ಠ益ಠ -[[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 19:08, 19 May 2015 (EDT)
::Oh so ban you for longer? - [[User:Phobos|Phobos]] 19:11, 19 May 2015 (EDT)
:::DOS, relax, chimping out like this'll make it worse. [[User:1sam234|1sam234]] 19:30, 19 May 2015 (EDT)
:::: oh hey this page could use some rainbowpyramid [[User:Homicide|PHOBS BFF 5EVR ALSO I AM BAD AT WIKI FORMATTING]]

== Hey kid ==

Wanna yiff? [[User:Tim the Insufferable|<font size="2" face="cursive" color="green">'''The INSUFFERABLE Tim'''</font>]] [[File:Fuck me.jpg|30px|link= User Talk:Tim the Insufferable]] 00:12, 20 May 2015 (EDT)

== Hey ==

Phobos is just messing with you, give it time and you will be [[buttbuddies|bffs]] in no time, abusing the banhammer is part of how ED is [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 01:19, 20 May 2015 (EDT)

== About me being "butthurt" ==

I just wanted to say that I am sorry if you think that my use of big adult words and long paragraphs are me being butthurt. I have posted this to clear up a few things:

1) I am not butthurt about Phobos and Homicide fucking with me, I just wanted to have something done about them.

2) As long as I’m here, you really have to know that my tl;dr writing style is just how I write, I’m just used to writing novels, and I even talk like this in real life situations. Maybe qualifying for an English major while still in high school isn’t good enough for Encyclopedia Dramatica, and maybe I should just start playing dumb and type like a normal retard so that people can follow along.

3) I really can’t help if I get angry over what you might think are minor things I should just get over, you don’t know what I have to get through in life to even be at this point and time, I don’t expect you to know every little tidbit about my awful life. From my experiences, these types of situations are usually the start of something that builds and builds until it gets out of hand and I become the one to blame, causing me to get kicked out of wherever it occurred, while the ones who started it get off scot-free. Things like that happen for me way too often, and when I sense it starting to happen again, I just want it to stop before it escalates anymore.

Once again, I’m sorry for typing in long, drawn-out walls of boring text, I just want to get across everything I want to say in one burst. If you want, I’ll try to write like I have an IQ lower than what I actually have. I just thought that I’d be more accepted among adults if I showed them I’m not an incoherent jackass like most people my age. Maybe I’d be more accepted on another site or not even any site at all. Fucking hate my life. I can't even fit in here of all places. I feel like I have nowhere else to go.

One more thing: I honestly don't know why I was banned last night by Schnookums, because all I was trying to do was get help from at least one admin to finally stop this issue. I guess that was "obviously" a bad thing. Maybe I shouldn't ask anyone when I have an issue anymore. I'll probably last longer that way. ⊴-⊵ -[[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 15:50, 21 May 2015 (EDT)
:Ok, no one cares, Onideus the Second. {{user:NKO/sig}} 15:55, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

:::Wow, I try my damnedest to resolve this debacle with a heartfelt and sincere apology to the admins, and for that you compare me to the lowest common denominator of this site's history, next to Sherrod herself. Look at how HAPPY I am that you came to tell me that nobody cares that I want to mend wounds between me and the runners of this site by being truthful and honest, using time I could've used doing actual work wasted on something that does not matter. What a big ball of warmth and caring you seem to be today. I feel SOOOOOOOO much better about myself now. Now if you'll excuse me, allow be to get back to <s>tearing open my flesh</s> trying to actually contribute something to this site before I get another needless ban for no reason. Maybe then someone will be satisfied for once with something I've done in my pathetic existence. ¬'_'¬ -[[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 16:37, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

::I just want to state one thing is that you obviously don't know how defcon works
::higher number = less alert fag [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 15:58, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

:::Defcon 6 is something I came up with to signify that I've become a threat to myself. When I get to 6, it's because I've slipped into my depression again. It's not supposed to say I'm a threat to the site's integrity at the moment. Besides, I thought you were supposed to be one who would come to understand, not criticize me for something I made up a while ago to tell people what mood I'm in. Thanks a lot, you're a real help there. ¬'_'¬ -[[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 16:37, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

:::Shut the fuck up whiny pseudointellectual 13 year old boy.
:{{greentext|>Still being in high school}}
:{{greentext|>Wanting to major in English}}
You must not be that smart.--[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] 16:08, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

:::For your information, I've actually been tested, and the results found that I have an IQ of {{megaphone|118!}} How dare you insult me by saying that I can't have the right to dream of actually getting somewhere important with this meager existence of mine, you fat cow?! This is something I cannot stand for. I can take the constant shitposting all over my user pages now, but YOU come here and insult my intelligence and put me at the bottom rung of the depression ladder and NOT expect me to have a new reason to hold a grudge on yet ANOTHER worm not worthy of my time?! If you are going to treat me this way, then I must tell you to get the FUCK out of my user space right now and NEVER COME BACK! I will not respond to anymore of your comments unless it is extremely important, like that'll ever happen! I now believe that you are even MORE of a shitstain than Phobos EVER was! Now never write to me again! ಠ益ಠ -[[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 16:37, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

19:33, 20 May 2015 TheDOSFag (Talk | contribs | ræp) protected "User:Homicide" [edit=sysop] (indefinite) [move=sysop] (indefinite) ‎ (Because I want to: Homo is a true faggot.) (hist | change)

18:05, 19 May 2015 TheDOSFag (Talk | contribs | ræp) protected "User:Killhamster" [edit=sysop] (indefinite) [move=sysop] (indefinite) ‎ (Because I want to) (hist | change)

17:39, 19 May 2015 TheDOSFag (Talk | contribs | ræp) protected "Killhamster" [edit=autoconfirmed] (indefinite) [move=autoconfirmed] 
(indefinite) ‎ (Counter-productive edit warring: Killhamster must be stopped...no matter the cost.) (hist | change)

17:17, 11 May 2015 TheDOSFag (Talk | contribs | ræp) uploaded "File:Yiff in hell by helghast5000-d3a4ma6.jpg" ‎

17:03, 4 May 2015 TheDOSFag (Talk | contribs | ræp) uploaded "File:Axolotl intensifies.gif" ‎

17:49, 28 April 2015 TheDOSFag (Talk | contribs | ræp) uploaded "File:Mass Effect 34 15.jpg" ‎ (That's all I an muster. Any more would be overkill.)
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WOW DOSFAG LOOK AT HOW USEFUL YOU ARE UPLOADING FURRY PORN, MEMES AND LOCKING PAGES OUT OF BUTTHURT IS SO USEFUL!--[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] 16:29, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

I refer you to my last statement. -[[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 16:37, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

I'm smarter than you.--[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] 17:05, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

:BullSHIT, you're smarter than me! You my very bulbous pain in the neck are most likely as retarded as Phobos with how you are too fat and lazy to even CARE to see the many, MANY contributions to this site! The more you keep spamming up my talk page with idiotic, pointless, UNBELIEVABLY poor attempts at trolling the ever-loving shit out of my ass is only making me want to find out where you live so I can put a bullet in your feeble, microscopic brain EVEN MORE! I hope you are happy with the results of whatever you are trying to do to me, because your fun won't last! If I ever find you in real life, I WILL END YOU! Now as I've stated before, you miserable, rotund lump of  lard, GET THE FUCK OFF MY TALK SPACE! ಠ益ಠ -[[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 17:16, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

:lol [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 17:20, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

Threatening to kill someone is illegal DOSFag--[[User:Boudica|Boudica]] 17:22, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

:I fucking warned you people at the very top of my user page that I was fucking like this! No one EVER listens to the warnings I give them! NO ONE! What part of {{megaphone|GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY TALK SPACE}} did you not understand?! oh, right. I forgot. I already deduced that I'm obviously smarter than you, and this only proves it further! If you were smarter than me, you would've skipped town on the first go around instead of coming back again and again, making it more likely that I WILL find out where you live, bitch! I'm not going to repeat myself any more! {{megaphone|GO AWAY! NOBODY WANTS YOUR FAT ASS, CERTAINLY NOT ME!}} ಠ益ಠ -[[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 17:28, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

::Don't commit a crime dosfag, we don't want you to go to jail cuz of boudica :( [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 17:33, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

:::Says the one who criticized me earlier for creating a warning for my fits of SEVERE DEPRESSION! I don't think I can believe you are sincere about anything you say anymore, either, ESPECIALLY since you also opted to insult me about my bisexuality in the VERY SAME COMMENT! It is inexcusable for you to think I would listen to you after a charade like that! ಠ益ಠ -[[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 17:38, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

::::I didn't mean to offend you i was simply making a joke about the USA defcon system :( [[Image:Libya after feb.png|35px|link=user_talk:Tigercommander]][[User:Tigercommander|Tigercommander]] 17:44, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

:::::I am FAR beyond any sympathy at this point. I have been pushed around by everyone bigger AND smaller than me ever since I was BORN! It most certainly takes its toll after 17 FUCKING YEARS OF IT, ALMOST NONSTOP WHEREVER I FUCKING GO! I have suffered through fates worse than anyone here could probably imagine, ranging from being betrayed by my closest friends to BEING BEATEN TO NEAR DEATH, almost stabbed, confined to an institution TWICE for me reacting violently to people fucking with me, and even worse things that even I don't want to TALK about, as they bring my stress to unbelievable heights just remembering them! I MADE NONE OF THAT UP! All of that stops now! I am taking control of my life like a militaristic fascist regime and taking things into my own hands! I have been pushed to the edge of the cliff of my sanity, and then punted off of it because of all that has happened for most of this week, on and off the internet! This means that I might stay at Defcon 2 for a LONG time! Every. Single. Time I try to make amends with people, they throw it in my face and bury their fist in it, like what happened last night and this evening! Every. Single. Time. I don't care if I am going to be worthy of a page here on ED at this point, I just want it all to stop! I am DEAD fucking serious at this point. ಠ益ಠ -[[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 17:58, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

== lol ==

{{rainbowpyramid|lol}}[[User:Homicide|Homicide]] 21:28, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

== ED is not Tumblr, You Faggot ==

You need to understand that nobody wants to hear your bitching. All the ræping that Phobos is doing to you is clearly not helping. [[GTFO]] already. --[[File:Loz majora s mask icon by mysticaltemptress-d4eem1v.gif]]([[User:MAjOrA|Hero's Inventory]] / [[User_talk:MAjOrA|Call for The Hero!]]) 21:31, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

::Well maybe if you would stop fucking with me, then there would be no bitching. Kindly fuck off, or I'll report you to Zaiger. -[[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 21:33, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

:::Oh [[BAW|BAWWWWWWWW]]! You're gonna tell on me because I called you a faggot? I'm not the one asking to be treated like a [[special snowflake]], you retard. --[[File:Loz majora s mask icon by mysticaltemptress-d4eem1v.gif]]([[User:MAjOrA|Hero's Inventory]] / [[User_talk:MAjOrA|Call for The Hero!]]) 21:39, 21 May 2015 (EDT)
	
::::hey dos, this shit wouldn't have happened if you had kept your asspieness to yourself instead of being a crybaby and making an ass of yourself {{user:NKO/sig}} 23:06, 21 May 2015 (EDT)

== No more ==

Why the fuck do you people keep harassing me? Don't you people have anything better to do with your lives? Oh, right. I forgot. Most of you have no lives outside of this site. All you seem to care about is making people you deem below you sad and angry for no apparent reason. I just want to be unbanned and my pages fixed so that I can continue contributing to this site. From now on, I'm not going to respond to ANYONE who has harassed me recently. I'll just report you to Zaiger again if it gets serious again. I don't give up easily, so you won't sway me to leaving this site any time soon. Deal with it, and get on with your pathetic lives, so I can get on with mine. I am not sorry anymore for any trouble that has been linked to me recently, as you people don't deserve any apologies for anything.
'''List of those to ignore or report:'''
*[[Sand nigger|Tigercommander]]
*[[Tartlet|MAjOrA]]
*[[Asshole|NKO]]
-[[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 07:20, 22 May 2015 (EDT)
::Lol @ reporting --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 23:10, 22 May 2015 (EDT)

==FAQ to end the trouble==

I wrote this up a few hours ago, I edited it to take my anger at a few specific people out of it.

I am writing this so that I can FINALLY get things to end so that I can FINALLY get some peace. Also, I don’t think it’s a good Idea for you people to treat someone who is genuinely wanting to contribute to your site as if they were trying to vandalize it. It’s appalling to think that you people turn on yourselves so fast like a pack of tiger sharks at the faintest glimmer of one of you being different from your ideal vision of what someone should be. Well I’ve got news for you, and I learned this from Hipcrime himself: {{megaphone|nobody’s perfect.}} We all have negative qualities. There’s no need to abuse people for not being exactly like you. Now without further ado, let’s get on to the answering of the questions I’m asked so often:
*Q 1) Why are you still here?
A) Because I am still wanting to make contributions to the site in order to better the content.
*Q 2) What is it that you are wanting to contribute?
A) I have the pages that I was working on before all this happened, such as [[Immelmann]], and my main purpose for wanting to be here is contribute to pages dealing with fursecution and also the need of grammar policing. I also want to work on other things that I can’t give concise explanation to at the moment, because I’ve had my concentration taken away from my work for so long with this debacle that I hadn’t had the time to consider anything else. If you were one of the people who harassed me and kept telling me I wasn’t contributing anything to the site, that’s because you were actively keeping me from accomplishing that.
*Q 3) Why do you care so much about your user pages?
A) If I’m not allowed to customize my user space in any way I see fit like {{megaphone|everyone else on the site,}} then it should have been made clear to me from the start. If you give someone the liberty to use such a resource, {{megaphone|then don’t criticize them for doing it.}} I care because I spent a long time getting everything to be how I want them to be on my user pages, just like everyone else who cares to use such a thing, and I don’t like people toppling down my proverbial sand castle. I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. Consider it a little apartment you rented out during your stay at wherever. You want to make it as comfortable as possible for yourself, so you rearrange it to fit your style. You’d be devastated if someone were to break into your home and destroy all that you had set up. That’s where I stand on my user pages. You wouldn’t want me to shit in your flowerbed, so don’t shit all over mine.
*Q 4) Why are you so serious about this?
A) I’ve already gone into vivid detail about this one, and you people harassed me for it.
*Q 5) What are you going to do about the harassment now?
A) I am planning to take a new approach on this issue from now on. I am going to handle this like a mature adult and use non-violent civil disobedience. I was inspired by the teachings of Dr. King and his stance in the civil rights movement. I will not act out anymore upon the harassment in any negative way. This will show that I am truly doing no wrong to deserve such things as banishment or crass abuse for no reason other than you have nothing to do with your life than try (and fail, mind you) to make an autistic  child cry. Like I’ve stated before, I will no longer respond to anything the abusers of mine say to me from now on, good or bad, so that they will finally get tired of it and leave me to get back to being a useful and contributing individual of this establishment. I have stated time and time again that I will not stand for this abuse just for being here and reacting just like {{megaphone|any normal person would}} to all you people did to me.
*Q 6) What if you get banned again?
A) Then I’ll wait it out. Besides, the time just gives me more time to do things with my life that I haven’t been able to do when I started with this site. I have realized there is no need to fret, the bans will only be temporary, and whatever anyone does to my user space can be reversed. There will be no more angry reactions from me, your actions will be in vain, and you’ll just be wasting your time, just like how you wasted my time all through this week.
*Q 7) Why are you not afraid to tell people that you are autistic?
A) Because it’s just a part of who I am, it does not mean that I can’t be a normal member of society. It’s a minor disability, I’m not the type of person to abuse it as an all-use excuse to getting out of every negative situation. If you knew about me in real life, you’d almost completely forget I’m an autistic. I’m able to socialize decently and act like a person without autism. Besides, I’m not the only one who is autistic on this site. I don’t see you people harassing LoverOfBats for his autism, so why do it to me? Why not poke fun at Lazy for being an alcoholic, while you’re at it? Am I so different? The answer is no. Get over it.
*Q 8) Are you a furry of any kind?
A) Ha ha, no. I’m not. I never have been, and I never will be. I’ve had such negative experiences with them in the past that I try my damnedest to put a stop to them in my life at some level. You can stop calling me one, because it is not and never will be true. It’s the same as if I tried to harass Zaiger, calling him a fat dyke. It’s foolish and goes nowhere because it’s unbelievably stupid. Even with all of the “oh so subtle” hints I put {{megaphone|all over my user space}} that {{megaphone|I absolutely despise furries,}} people still think that’s in any way close to the truth about me? If you haven’t guessed it yet, and if you have any doubts about this subject, no. I’m not. Now stop calling me one. It’s just a feeble attempt to get under my skin and make you feel better about yourself for a few more seconds before you go back to hating yourself and do it again to me or to someone else.
P.S. As of writing this, I am officially apologizing to Phobos, Homicide and Boudica for the trouble I've caused them, though at the moment, I can't say the same for anyone else who's harassed me recently.

:Please faggot, nobody cares. Stop being such an asspie about everything!! <big>'''----'''</big> [[File:Forgil.gif|60px|link=]] [[User:Deceptive|<span style="color:#FF5959; font-family: 'Stencil'; font-weight: regular; font-size: 13pt;">Deceptive</span>]] [[File:Forgil.gif|60px|link=]] 23:22, 22 May 2015 (EDT)

::I'm sorry if you don't appreciate the three-plus hours of work I put into this FAQ, but it's supposed to resolve my issues I've been having with everyone else. If you would, please move on. I just want to use this opportunity to get back on (almost) everyone's good side. -[[File:Decepticon logo.png|25px|link=User:TheDOSFag]][[User talk:TheDOSFag|'''ಠ_ಠ''']][[Special:Contributions/TheDOSFag|'''☢''']] 23:37, 22 May 2015 (EDT)

== just edit ==

*stop sperging on your talk page
*stop sperging in IRC
*stop sperging in [[RC]]
*stop sperging on talk pages
*stop threatening to report people
*stop caring about what anyone else says anywhere

Just edit, seriously. Stop making an ass out of yourself. If you don't follow my advice you are going to lose your privs and your ability to edit on ED. --[[User:Mantequilla|Mantequilla]] [[User_talk:Mantequilla|(talk)]] 23:15, 22 May 2015 (EDT)

(This is where you say nothing more than "OK, I understand," thank Mantequilla, and continue editing peacefully without another word.)&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User talk:Vermin]]&nbsp; 23:20, 22 May 2015 (EDT)

:I was just about to, when I was interrupted in the middle of it by the notification that you had written on here, and I must say to Mantequilla: I completely concur. I have renounced being angry on this site and will attempt to take up other things in the meantime to keep myself from getting into more trouble with my anger issues. I am simply happy once again that I have access to my account again.{{unsigned|TheDOSFag}}

::Sounds good. Happy editing!&nbsp;<font face="Matura MT Script Capitals">[[User:Vermin|<span style="color:red">Vermin</span>]]</font>&nbsp;&nbsp;[[File:vermin-rat.jpg|25px|link=User talk:Vermin]]&nbsp; 23:30, 22 May 2015 (EDT)