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{{spoiler|I work as an FBI sneetch and rat on all my Anon compadres}}

[[Image:Pimpin-sabu.jpg|thumb|center|700px|Hasta la [[FBI|victoria]] siempre, mang!]]

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|Friends will try to take you down if they have to.| Es verdad, mang, es verdad.
|Without informants or subpoenas the feds would be lost.|
|I'm not a snitch, never was, never will be. I've proven myself over and over and over!|
|Stick to yourselves. If you are in a crew — keep your opsec up 24/7|
|To all anons who have suffered the fate of being arrested for anons causes: stay strong. Do not allow them to break you. We are together.|
|I'm last man standing from that team.|
|Message me with leaks / vulnerabilities / documents you want us to look at|
|I'm not going extreme. I'm the same person I been.|
|It makes me sick how feds want to arrest these kids, but ignore so much other massive shit going on in our country.|
|I come from the streets... I'm not scared of jail.|
|Fuck the Feds!|
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[[Image:Assange-smug.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Jus' look at thees maricon, mang!]]
[[Image:Lulz-lizard.jpg|thumb|200px|left|Andale! Andale!]]
Lemme tell djou som'thin, mang. I good lookin' guy. I dress like tha fahkin Casanova, mang. I wear tha stylin' fahkin hat, mang, an' tha leather fahkin jacket, mang, wi' tha shiny fahkin stud on sleeve, djou know? I have tha [[rapist|devil]] smile, mang, tha fahkin leetle moustache, mang, tha dark fahkin eyes, mang, like [[Chris-chan|Antonio fahkin Banderas]], mang. But djou know what el Guapo don't got? I don't got no respec', mang. That somethin' to think about, mang.

The other day, I watchin' TV, and thees [[Julian Assange|maricon]] look right at me an' he say how 'e [[rape]] some fahkin [[whores|ladies]] in Sweden, mang. An' how Washington plottin' agains' him, mang. How he fahkin [[Raptor Jesus|Jesus Bond]], mang. How 'e fight for [[truth]], mang. [[Freedom|Free]] tha people, mang. And all thees [[sluts|ladies]] love him, mang. And all tha kids wear thees [[epic fail guy|caca mask]], they suck his dick, mang. He got so much [[coke|llello]], his hair go white, mang. I cannot believe my eye, mang. I tell my wife, djou see thees, mang? Stop doin' tha dishes an' look at thees, mang! Thees a fahkin [[wtf|travesty]], mang! Djou know who the fahk thees guy is, mang?

My wife say, thees guy, 'e a fahkin [[Ass|Assange]], mang.

And I say to her, so who da fahk thees maricon Assange, mang? Who da fahk he? I wanna kill thees [[Human Centipede|cockaroach]], mang! Why he got all tha fahkin TV show and all tha fahkin putas in [[Europe]], mang? White hair, Australia viejo fahkin [[oldfag|abuelo]]? Wha' he got tha I, Sabu, [[brain|don't got]]? An' then it strike me. I tell djou wha', mang. He go' da respec'. How? First he got tha atención, mang.

And djou know who gave thees cockaroach Assange tha atención, mang? Tha fahkin [[internet]], mang. Tha fahkin internet give him atención. Thas how thees white hair old piece o' caca become famoso, mang. Thas how 'e rape all tha ladies in Sweden. Why they give Assange all tha atención, mang? Huh? [[Truth|He can' fahkin code]]. I see that malaca try to fahkin code, mang. He code like he need a fahkin [[cripple|wheelchair]], mang. Like he need a fahkin CPR. Me, I code circle round him. Djou shoul' see me at my keyboard, mang. Assange a fahkin joke, mang. He got no [[balls|huevos]], mang. An' Australia, eet ain't even a fahkin country, mang. [[Fact|Eet a fahkin desert for mamabichos]]! I can play his game, mang! And so a legend is born, mang.
[[Image:Assange-hillary.jpg|thumb|320px|right|Challenge accepted, mang.]]

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== El Guerrillero Heroico ==

[[Image:Sabu2.jpg|thumb|left|Livin' la vida loca, mang!]]

Arriba! Arriba! Look at [http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/07/20/lulzsec_ni_hack_latest thees], mang! I a [http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/oct/10/lulzsec-hacker-sun-emails big man] now. Say my [http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/jun/24/lulzsec-members-and-enemies name], mang! I lead [[Anonymous]], mang! I Anonymous but I got a name, mang! We [http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/6172442/HBGary_more_leaked_emails fahk pendejos up], mang. We got [[LOIC]], mang. We [[DOS|TCP flood]]! I find [[XSS]] vuln'bility in comment field, I redirect traffic to [[lemonparty]]! Alert() popup tell tha story on Tunisian Ministry o' Camels site, [[fail|"hacked by XxAnonymousxX"]], mang! I break shit. I fahk shit up, mang. I set fire to tha internets, mang. I take [https://twitter.com/#!/anonymouSabu/statuses/150667190310412288 credit card number], mang. I buy myself a lot of fahkin hair product and pair black Tony Lama boots, mang. They fahkin nice boots, mang. [[Lulzsec|My team]] take no prisoner, mang! [[retards|They trust Sabu, mang]]. They know I keep my fahkin word, mang. A mang's got two thing in life, mang. His word, and his balls. I keep [[nothing|both]], mang.

[[Image:Barrlone.gif|thumb|150px|right|Put tha 45 down an' walk awa', chico.]]

I don' need say no more, mang. Djou know my successes, mang. [[Tunisia]], [[Egypt]], [[HBGary]], [[Libya]], [[semen|Yemen]], [[Fox News]], [[Syria]]. [http://www.dailytech.com/Bringing+Great+Shame+to+Their+Family+Sony+Hacked+Yet+Again/article21723.htm Sony]. [http://www.dailytech.com/Hackers+Punish+PBS+for+Wikileaks+Story+With+Intrusion/article21765.htm PBS]. Tha Arab Spring, mang. Tha [[Aaron Barr|Barrevolucion]], mang. It all in tha news, mang. Ladies talk to me on twitter all tha time, mang. It tha big leagues, mang! [[Hipster]] lady want to make love to Sabu, mang! Nobody code so smooth and sexy like me. Lemme askoo sa'th'n, mang. Djou got ladies chat djou up on twitter? Don't think so, eh, maricon? But I promise, I take only one, maybe two muchachas por semana, mang. I let other guys [[rape|have fun]] too, mang. Assange, he too fahkin greedy, mang. Fack hi'! Me, I good fahkin revolucionario. All for one and one for all, mang!
[[Image:Obama-cry.jpg|thumb|260px|left|Shouldn't ha' messed wi' me, mang.]]

I tell djou wha we need to do, mang. We need to fahkin [[DDR|liberate tha fahkin people]], mang. No more fahkin Washington Consensus, mang. Fahkin [[Americunts|gringos]] colonizin' tha world, mang. We need to fahkin [[rage]] agains' tha machine, mang, sideline tha [[old media]], mang, renege on tha debt, mang, stand up for campesinos in Bahrain an' Buffalo an' Buenos Aires mang, start tha fire o' revolucion on every chat channel, topple tha [[Sherrod|toady regime]], mang, an' get tha [[pussy]], mang! We gotta tell [[Obama]], hey man, chupame la polla, djou [[nigger|cockaroach]]! Tell tha mathufakhin [[CIA]], hey, look mang, djou wan' djour fahkin [[oil]], mang? Djou wan' tha [[twitter|internet]] back? Fack djou, mang! Djou think djou big time? I [[Lolcow|Sabu]]! Djou wanna fack wi' me, mang?! Come an' get djour fahkin internet, mang! I no' scared a djou, mang! Djou shoulda thought 'bout dat, mang, when djou made celebrity o' that purse-snatchin', chain-whippin' maricon, Assange. Now la revolución, it cannot be stopped, mang! Entiende, cabrón?


== El Diablo Blanco ==

[[Image:World-kids-dance.jpg|thumb|left|Is wha' I strive for, mang.]]

I always remember [[Ragnarofl|that day]], mang. Siete de Junio, 2011. A day that will live in infamy, mang. Tha sky above NY was tha color o' television, tuned to a dead channel. All day I wagin' guerra da liberación on twitter, mang. You see a lotta revolucionarios in your day, mang, I see you a mang o' tha world, but you shoulda seen me, mang. I tweet fahk'n circle 'round da malacas a' da [[USA|Estados Unidos]], mang. I shake da ass de la code like I da fahkin matador del' fahk'n [[SQL]], mang! My homies DDOS left, mang, they DDOS right! [[Gaddafi]], mang! [[Rupert Murdoch|Murdoch]], mang! CIA, mang! Ai-yai-yai! An' Sabu tha brains, mang. I got da rhythm, da albongidas, mang! Dios mio, I a smart ma'herfack'r when it come to hack'n, mang. Tha best hacker a' [[Jew York City|Nuevo York]], I tell for true. But pride come before tha fall, mang.

I switch off my [[Mac]]. I so tired. I travajo como un [[bitch|perro]], mang. For all our tomorrows, mang. I come out a' bedroom, I notice my wife. She look upset, mang. She say some pendejo call while I busy savin' tha world, mang. He know my name, mang, he know my number. Tha's some freaky shi', mang. But I no fahkin scare, mang. I say, this bitch, he either fahkin [[Mubarak]] loyalis', cuz I break his system, mang, when I start tha Arab Spring, mang, or he work for tha fahkin Tunisians, mang. I no scare o' them, mang. You shoul' tell thi' perro to chinga [[your mom|su madre]], mang. He a fahkin [[terrorist]], mang! I get big [[AnonOps|strike team]], zero day his culo, mang!

[[Image:G-man.jpg|thumb|350px|right|La verdad: [[The Man|Tha Mang]] es un hijo de cien mil putas, mang!]]

Then she say, no mang, is worse than Mubarak. She cry, djou know, mang? I get tha fear then, mang. What tha worst phone call a [[spic|revolucionario Latino]] could get, mang? Sum of all fears, mang? So I ask. Is... be strong, mang. Oye, is LA MIGRA, mang? Tell me straight up, mang. But she say no, is [[FBI|los Federales]]. An' I say, Oh.

Next day, [[The Man|tha Mang]] come visit. Sit in my chair, sip my [[Java|mocha]]. Like old friends, mang. He fahkin okay guy for a [[whitey|guero]], djou [[no|know]]? We have a long talk. Civil conversación. He know [[dox|everythin']], mang. Then he make me an offer I cannot refuse, mang. Then I know wha I gotta do, mang. I stand tall. An' I accept, mang! I say, what I gotta do, rat some fahkin [[Anon|cyber-terroristas]] out? Here [[Powerword|tha names]], mang! I got [[shit|logs]], mang! Go knock y'self out, mang. I no afraid, mang. I love [[Adolf Hitler|Uncle Sam]], mang! Gimme a fahkin deal wi' DA, mang, and maybe cinco gramos de llello, mang, I name all fahkin names right on fahkin Sunday mornin' news program, mang! [[9/11|Let's roll]], mang!


== La [[cum|Cumparsita]] ==

[[Image:Sabumakeup.png|thumb|right|[[The Man|Tha Mang]] made me his bitch, mang!]]

Los Federales, they what I call [[erection|stand up]] guy, mang. No [[bullshit]]. They talk like I code, mang. People fahkin afraid of los Federales, mang. But Sabu, [[lie|he not afraid]]. So if the Mang say to Sabu, por ejemplo: okay, [[fat|fatso]]! You wanna stay outta [[prison]]? Let's see how tough you are. Djou know something 'bout a DDOS, fat guy? That actually happen, mang. And Sabu, he not afraid at all. So the Mang say, djou know how to use a SQL injection?

I know how to use a fahk'n SQL, mang. I ain't fahkin scared.

[[Image:Don't-snitch.jpg|thumb|left|Ver' funny, mang. Djou a fahk'n riot, mang.]]

So then los Federales say, Okay, I have [[anal|a job]] for you then tough guy. A bunch of kiddie maricons, mang, djour [http://www.forbes.com/sites/andygreenberg/2011/06/06/lulzsec-hackers-tied-to-anonymous-in-leaked-logs/ amigos], mang, they [http://www.salon.com/2011/02/15/palantir/singleton/ embarrass] us, stain our [[shit|credibilidad]], make Uncle Sam [http://www.dailytech.com/LulzSec+Hacks+Arizona+Police+in+Retaliation+for+Racial+Profiling/article22000.htm look] [http://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2011/06/04/infragard-atlanta-an-fbi-affiliate-hacked-by-lulzsec/ like] [http://www.foxnews.com/scitech/2012/03/06/exclusive-inside-lulzsec-mastermind-turns-on-his-minions/ a] [http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2011/jun/14/us-politics-hacking-senate-lulzsec prick]. An' we [[Al Gore|invent]] tha Internet, mang! This will not stand, mang. So here's the deal, mang. Djou organise honey trap attack, mang. Djou sell these kids [[slavery|down tha river]], mang, get them to log onto FBI servers, bring back names, bring back IPs, djou get a fahkin deal. We all sign settlement, no RICO charge, get probation time, djou a patriot like fahkin [[Adrian Lamo]], got publicity, Nuevo York Times suck our dick mang, we friends, get a ki o' llello, [[hookers and blow|have good times]]. And gordito, anythin' go wrong, y pobrecito! The DA send you to prison for six hunner year! Djou think you can handle it, tough guy?

[http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2012/mar/06/lulzsec-sabu-working-for-us-fbi I take the fahkin job.] I no afraid of fahk'n risk. You need a fahk'n risk if you want a fahkin better world - like I say, mang, as a revolucionario and a mang of integrity, either djou have a fahkin liberty to rat out djour compadres and send them to [[Bubba|prison]], or djou live in a fahkin [[California|dictatorship]]. I no wanna live in a fahkin dictatorship, mang, oppress' by corporate interes' an' fascist conspiracy internacional. No way, mang. So I not afraid to fahk'n rat out and send to prison ev'ry single last one o' djou cockaroaches. Jus' like [[Che Guevara]] an' our Founding fahkin [[Father]]s intended, mang.


== Solo [[Anon|Dios]] Me Puede Jugar == 

[[Image:Sabu-wink.jpg|thumb|right|No hard feelin', mang ;)]]

This is my story, mang. [[Failed|Tried]] best I could, mang. Okay, maybe [http://blogs.reuters.com/matthew-keys/2012/03/07/the-internetfeds-inside-hacker-sabus-war-room/ I not a nice fahkin guy]. So fahk'n what, mang! Djou think djou [[no|better than Sabu]], mang? Lemme tell djou somethin', mang: djou need people like Sabu, so djou can stop jerkin' to [[Naruto]] an' point djour fahk'n finger at thees fat fahkin Latino who dreamed big, mang, and say, look at thees fat fahkin sneetch, mang. Thees Sabu, he the fahkin bad guy, mang. So what, that make djou good, mang? Sabu don't care bout no fahk'n finger, mang. I got kids, mang. Hierarchy o' love, mang. An' tha [[poor people|oppressed masses]], they understan'. They been there, mang. [[masturbation|Alone]], we weak. [[gangbang|Together]], we strong. A new Sabu will be born, mang. Siempre.


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== Djou got somethin' to say, mang? ==

I bet djou any amount a fahkin [[Bitcoin|Argentinia' peso]] djou got nothin' to say to me, mang. Djou a [[fact|big pussy]], mang. Djou know I right, mang. But if djou want to talk, mang, come say eet to my face, maricon! Ees my address in [[ghetto|East Harlem]], mang. Knock twice, mang! Don't send pizza. I got to keep my looks, mang. ¡Hasta luego, coño!
[[Image:Paladino-ave.jpg|thumb|250px|right|Welcome to el Barrio, mang!]]

'''Hector Xavier Monsegur'''<br>
'''90 Paladino Ave'''<br>
'''New York, NY 10035'''<br>
'''(212) 534-7516'''<br>
'''Voter ID: 305168466'''<br>
'''DOB: October 13th 1983'''<br>



== Galerias de Fotos ==

{{cg|Galería de los Mártires|LulzSec|center|<gallery>
Image:Lulz-top.jpg| '''Topiary.''' Lo siento.
Image:Lulz-ana.jpg| '''Anarchaos'''. Lamento lo ocurrido.
Image:Lulz-rec.jpg| '''Recursive'''. Mil disculpas, amigo.
Image:Lulz-pwn.jpg| '''Pwnsauce'''. Yo sé bien que estoy culpable.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Lulz-pal.jpg| '''Palladium'''. Te he traicionado.
Image:Female-silh.jpg| '''Kayla'''. Es mi culpa. Perdóname.
Image:Male-silh.jpg| '''Tflow'''.  No sé qué decir.
Image:Yoquiero-TB.jpg| '''Gidget'''. Todavía te quiero.
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{{cg|Galería de Twitter|Tweets|center|<gallery>
Image:Sabutweet-intel.jpg| Brace djouselves for names o' my amigos!
Image:Sabutweet-noreturn.png| Wha'djou think I say that, mang?!
Image:Sabutweet-devil.png| I try to warn djou, mang. Djou too estupido to see.
Image:Sabutweet-feds.jpg| Ees my last tweet, mang.
</gallery>|<gallery>
Image:Sabutweet-doxed.png| Djou too late, maricon. ¡Cago en tu leche!
Image:Sabutweet-hugo.png| I still smarter than thees malaca, mang.
Image:Sabutweet-bastard.png| Ees ironic when djou read it now, mang.
Image:Sabutweet-working.jpg| There ees also another, secret project.
Image:Sabutweet-cia.jpg| Who ees now tha lamb and who tha knife, mang?
Image:Sabutweet-accuse.png| Message garbled, can djou repeat?
Image:Sabutweet-informer.jpg| They have no clues and they wanna get warmer, but Sabu won't turn informer!
Image:Sabutweet-loyal.png| I so angry cos I feel bad, mang.
Image:Sabutweet-bigup.png| Was not two left, mang.
Image:Sabutweet-illegal.jpg| Why you rattin' me out, Nadim?!
Image:Sabutweet-mitnick.jpg| Djou still not dead, Mitnick, djou old traga leche!?
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{{cg|Galería de Mierda|OtherShit|center|<gallery>
Image:Sabu-whois.png| Cómo caiste del cielo, oh Xavier, hijo de la mañana!
Image:G-man2.jpg| ¿Qué pasa, jefe?
Image:SQL-inject.jpg| Say hello to my little friend, mang.
Image:Sabu-toldya.jpg| Fuck djou! I will do what djou tell me :(
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Image:Lulzsec-snitch2.jpg
Image:Sabu.png| Do I look like thees pendejo, mang?
Image:Lulzsec-twist.jpg| A twist worthy of M. Night Shyamalan, mang.
Image:Sabu-fawkes.jpg| Ees very symbolic, mang
Image:Sabu-fbi.jpg| Djou are too much the ''artiste'', Herr Aurich
Image:Lulzsec-poison.jpg
Image:Lulzsec-rat.jpg
</gallery> 
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== See Also ==

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*[[FBI]] - my employer
*[[Hacker]] - is me, mang
*[[LulzSec]] - my compañeros
*[[AnonOps]] - is our old crib, mang
*[[HBGary]] - I a ten, djou a fahkin zero!
*[[Skiddies]] - is ver' unkind o' djou, mang
*[[Paul Fetch]] - don' know thees [[faggot|maricon]]
*[[th3j35t3r]] - me cago on thees pato cripple, mang

== External links ==

*[http://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/news/2012/03/report-lulzsec-leader-sabu-worked-with-fbi-since-last-summer.ars ''Ars Technica'']
*[http://www.foxnews.com/health/2012/03/07/inside-mind-cyber-hacker/?intcmp=features ''Fox News:'' Sabu is Hitler]
*[http://www.mediafire.com/?q1864kcjcq9x16o FBISabu's tweets Nov '11-Mar '12 (PDF)]

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