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<strong><span style="color:#ff0000">IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND!</span></strong> or just <strong><span style="color:#ff0000">Over 9,000</span></strong> was an [[Things to avoid|over-used meme]] that was started by the Japanese anime show ''Dragon Ball Z'', where characters would use [[Plastic crap|Scouters]] to detect power levels. This meme was [[cuntpaste]]d many, [[at least 100|many times]] and it's not funny anymore.
[[Some argue]] that "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND" is the [[A challenger appears|new challenger of]] "''[[at least 100]]''", but they don't realize that "OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND" is a 4chan meme and that it, like all 4chan memes, got stale at most one week after its creation due to repetitive abuse, if not because it wasn't funny from the beginning. This meme has even been used by basketball legend Michael Jordan saying "I've missed OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAND [[Money shot|shots]]...and that's why I'm successful." Unsurprisingly, this meme has been used over nine thousand times. It did, however, achieve epic status in what is arguably the greatest troll evar, when Oprah was tricked in to saying "over 9,000 penises" despite the troll's obvious nature. 

"Over 9,000" is also [http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=bRthvdLlLnY&feature=related recreated] in the ''[[Dragon Ball Z]]: [[ejaculate|Burst]] [[limit break|Limit]]'' video game. It was also recreated in its prequel, ''[[Shit Nobody Cares About|Dragon Ball Z: Budokai Tenkaichi 3", but no one gives a shit about that game]].

[http://thedaoofdragonball.com/its-over-9000.php It's Over 9,000! the book] was published on September 9, 2009, explaining the meme and analyzing Goku and Vegeta's psychological worldviews.


When searching "Over 9,000" on [[TOW]], Project [[Chanology]] appears as the third hit. [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Search?search=Over+9000&fulltext=Search No one knows why.]

==The meme==
The original meme went something like this:
:*<tt><big><big>Nappa</big></big></tt>: VEGETA! What does the Scouter say about his power level?
:*<tt><big><big>Vegeta</big></big></tt>: IT'S OVER NINE '''THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!''' [[card crusher|*crushes Scouter*]]
:*<tt><big><big>Nappa</big></big></tt>: WHAT, NINE THOUSAND!?

==The original scene from ''Dragon Ball Z''==
<center><youtube>SiMHTK15Pik</youtube></center>

== Things that are over 9,000 ==
* Number of [[retarded]] people who found their way onto the [[Internets]].
* The amount of times [[your mom]] gets fucked as a [[whore| prostitute]] ([[Lol]] she does it for free).
* The IQ in negative of most [[Aspie|retarded]] human beings.
* The number of times an aspie [[shit|gets shit on]] per month. Aspies are faggots!
* The fans on the Good Game [http://www.facebook.com/pages/Good-Game/29525005920 facebook page] which they brag about.
* The amount of brain cells [[Chris-Chan]] is missing.
* An estimate of how many times [[Chris-Chan]] has drunken his [[Cum|splooge]] in [[Nazi|Fanta Orange Soda]].
* The number of times [[you]] wank in an average week.over 
* The number of zombies [[Zerg_Rush#Notable_Zerg_Rushes|VVendettas puts on his maps]]
* The amount of articles in this wiki.
* The number of times your mom regretted not aborting [[fag|you]].
* The amount of [[Transgender|genders]] that [[Tumblr]] users have created.
* The number of calories [[fat]] people eat per day.
* The number of episodes ''[[The Simpsons]]'' aired.
* How many people mentioned ''[[Among Us]]''.
* The number of Microsoft PowerPoint slides.

==Things that are [[literally]] over 9,000==
[[File:Asspie_Kim_Peek_Memorizing_Over_9000_Books.jpg|right|thumb|Too bad he didn`t spend any of his time memorizing over 9,000 articles on Encyclopedia Dramatica.]]

If you actually believe in the above list of Things that are Over 9,000 as literally true, you are probably a gullible, lulzless cretin who should probably be subject to eugenics. Here are some things that are ACTUALLY OVER 9,000. 

*The amount of [[Jews]] that [[Adolf Hitler]] [[Pwned|killed]]. Here`s another fun fact! This is ACTUALLY the amount of Jews [[Cooking Party|killed]] sometimes within a single day by Hitler!

*[[Maybe|The number of people that show up at a]] [[The Donald|Donald Trump]] [[Maybe|rally]].

*Kim Peek-a-boo, a now dead super-genius asspie, has LITERALLY MEMORIZED THE CONTENT OF OVER 9,000 BOOKS, WORD FOR WORD! Too bad he probably didn't spend any of his precious time memorizing all of the content on Encyclopedia Dramatica before it was crushed by the landwhale-woman, Girlvinyl. But oh wait, Encyclopedia Dramatica.ch's slogan is actually Nothing of Value Was Lost, so that means ED's content was probably not worth his time remembering in the first place. That's kinda ironic since one of his favorite hobbies was to memorize heaping piles of boring-ass TL;DW books like all the phone numbers in phone books lol.

{{quote| At the tender age of 16 months, Kim was able to memorize every book read to him (to date he has read and memorized over 9000 books), and yet still didn't learn how to walk til the age of 4.| Ironically, that quote was from some asspie neuroscientists studying a fellow asspie who probably knows more information about neuroscience than the neuroscientists}}

[http://archive.fo/0xViY Here's the proof].
{{clear}}

==Videos==
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|{{videoframe|ovar9000vids|background:none; text-align:center;|font-weight:bold
|<youtube>dbiJZnZQ4es</youtube><br>Over 9,000 penises.
|<youtube>8Iu0QogKxL4</youtube><br>A masterful piece of [[modern art]].
|<youtube>PekLCVWScxI</youtube><br>How to use.
|<youtube>DH3sB4rd1_I</youtube><br>[[You are doing it wrong]].
|<youtube>NowdrL6fvb4</youtube><br>You must have [[Azn|POWA]]! In this case Marty's power is [[At least 100|less than 9,000]].}}
|}

==Gallery==
{{cg|OVER 9,000 IMAGES|9001Gallery|center|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Boner level.jpeg
Image:Gay_vibe_over_nine_thousand.png|Meme intertextuality.
Image:Phelps2.gif|It's over 9,000 Phelps!
Image:Me_Gusta_9000.png
Image:OVER NINETHOUSAND battlecard.png|[[4chan Battlecards|Battlecard]].
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="5">
Image:Over-9000-book-cover.png|Cover art for the Over 9,000! book by Derek Padula.
Image:PrinnyHeroOver9th.png|Prinny: Can I Really Be the Hero? (PSP) making use of the meme.
Image:Oldmemeisold.jpg|Words cannot accurately describe how fucking full of fail this is.
Image:WHAT9000.jpg |AND THEY'RE RAPING THE CHILDREN???
Image:Over9000_channels.JPG |Fuck, we can watch OVER 9,000 channels now!!
Image:OVA9000.jpg
Image:QC_over_9000.png|Pintsize knows it's over 9,000.
Image:SSBB_over_9000.jpg|Fox also knows it's over 9,000.
Image:Fajita.JPG | SOBRA NUEVEMIILLL!
Image:Vegetomas.jpg|¿Qué, 9,000?
Image:Overnynethousands.jpg
Image:TF2 over 9000.jpg|Freaking Un''believable''. (View full).
Image:WHAT9000!.jpg|>9,000.
Image:OVER 9000!.jpg|Definitely over 9,000.
Image:Mudkip1_9000.jpg|not 9,000!!??
Image:Lulzcat.jpg|It's ovar NINE THOUSAAAAAND!
Image:HIS POWER LEVEL IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND.jpg|Accompanying inspirational poster.
Image:Gaijin4koma9000.png|Gaijin4koma.
Image:Legolasscouter.jpg|Legolas sees the power.
Image:Overnein.jpg|Oh lawds the death rate of the Jews is OVAR NEIN THOUSANDDDD!!!
Image:Over9000_emote_style.gif|What being over 9,000 really means.
Image:What9000.jpg|Around 4 million actually.
Image:9000nyoron.jpg|[[Nyoro~n]]
Image:Rapjap23.jpg
Image:Furry9000.JPG|Even [[furfags]] can go over 9,000.
Image:5435355354.jpg
Image:over9000sparta.jpg
Image:HAL9000v.jpg|WHAT THE HAL!?
Image:KHANWHAT.JPG|WHAAAAAAAAAT!?
Image:lolwut9000.png
Image:Mimethousand.jpg
Image:OVER 9000.jpg|Even [[emo]] fags can reach over 9,000.
Image:Food Network Over 9000.jpg|Even Paula Deen is over 9,000.
Image:Emochinover9000.png
Image:Data STTNG Over 9000.jpg
Image:Banned until past 9000.jpg
Image:Its HAL-9000.jpg
Image:Mahmoud-9001-bitches.jpg|Mahmoud agrees.
Image:Reiscouter1.jpg|Rei knows it's over 9,000.
Image:ITS_OVER_8000.jpg|Original translation.
Image:Vegeta_crush.GIF
Image:Over9000crush.png
Image:Prlvllulz.jpg|Bell....has....a dick?!
Image:EDs_In_my_wikipedia.jpg|Not even [[wikipedos]] are safe.
Image:9000 Thetans.jpg|Thetan level over 9,000
Image:Epic fail GET.png
Image:Chris chan over 9000.jpg|[[Chris-chan]].
Image:over9000rodsz.jpg
Image:Phailepedia.gif|[[Doing it wrong]].
Image:Energy_Bill_Over_9000.jpg 
Image:Mathematical_over_900.png|Courtesy of [[sci]].
Image:Over9000names.jpg|Many names indeed.
Image:DBZ_-_Nappa_Has_A_Blow_Out.jpg
Image:Over9000exploitable.jpg|The [[exploitable]] version.
Image:Over9000stockmarket.jpg|What does the Scouter say about the Dow Jones? IT'S UNDER 9,000!!!
Image:1181021829591lx4.jpg|Every baby can take up to 9,000 degrees in the microwave. [[DO IT FAGGOT]]!!!
Image:StocksUnder9Thousand.jpg|DowJonesLULZ!
Image:What 9000.JPG|StockLULZ!
Image:Ngbbs4a73539b5ca1b.jpg|[[The Rock Driving|EVEN THE ROCK DRIVES OVER NINE THOUSAND LOLWUT]]?
Image:Over 9000 regulations.png|Even used by [[Tony Abbott|Australian politicians]].
File:Over 9000 Vector by Vernacular.jpg
</gallery>}}

==See also==
*[[ALL CAPS]]
*[[Anime]]
*[[At least 100]]
*''[[Dragon Ball Z]]''
*[[Kate's Birthday]]
*[[Less than 9000]]
*[[Only 2 percent]]
*[[Oprah]]
*[[r9k|ROBOT9000]]
*[[THE BEST]]
*[[YouTube]]

==External links==
* {{UkrED|Over_9000|UkrDramatica's article on the over 9,000 meme}}
* [https://archive.fo/mmTfp Over 9,000 people have been bitten by stray dogs in Bucharest ]
* [https://archive.fo/aAS3q India, Kashmir: over 9,000 women raped and molested]
* [http://www.itsoverninethousand.com ITS OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAND..... dot com]
* [http://www.over9000penises.com Over 9,000 penises.]
* [http://www.gamespot.com/features/6171203/index.html?tag=result;title;0 How to Score 9,000 Points in 48 Hours] - This article shows you how to get your Xbox 360 Gamerscore over 9,000.
* [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7YQpBWpHLU Over 9,000! - Ventrillo Harassment!]
* [http://it.toolbox.com/blogs/spreadsheets/network-scan-reveals-over-9000-programs-on-the-network-1074  Network scan reveals over 9,000 programs on the network]
* [http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/soaps/3337411/EastEnder-Sam-Womack-tense-as-complaints-about-storyline-soar-to-9000.html 9,000 mothers butthurt by their dead babies]
* [http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3211103/McCann-joy-as-9000-sign-Maddie-search-petition.html Over 9,000 people, all failing to prevent over 9,000 pedophiles from raping Maddie lol]
* [http://thedaoofdragonball.com/its-over-9000.php It's Over 9,000! the book.]

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