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{{quote|LEAVE ME, MY FAMILY, AND MY FRIENDS ALONE!|Cyraxx's catchphrase}}

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{{ibhead|<big>'''Cyraxx'''</big>}}
{{ibrow|'''Real name'''|Chance James Finley Wilkins}}
{{Ibrow|'''Born'''|September 20th 1990}}
{{ibrow|'''Race'''|[[Redneck|White]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Nationality'''|[[Image:MiniflagUSA.png]] [[Jewnited States of Americunts|American]]}}
{{ibrow|'''Twitch'''|{{twitch|coffee_and_chill}} (nope baleeted)}}
{{ibrow|'''Residence'''|[[Ohio|Akron]]}}
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'''Cyraxx''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Chance James Finley [[Wilkins]]''', born '''Patrick Arntzen'''), appropriately known as the '''Pedo Goblin of Akron''' and '''[[Insane|Code 43]]''', is a 33-year-old sexually repressed, [[Basement-dweller|basement-dwelling]], narcissistic, ugly, and delusional hygiene disregarding [[midget|manchild]] Freak. Failing at his dream to become a world-famous musician, Chance revealed himself to be incredibly gullible, as well as reprehensible, and unwittingly caused his own downfall recording hundreds of videos of him screaming at his trolls. Known for being a compulsive liar, grandma abuser and plagiarist, the common saying of "don't judge a book by its cover" might apply here, but Chance's appearance is every bit as disgusting as his personality. Almost daily, Chance tries to guilt-trip unsuspecting people with crocodile tears and threats of suicide, which hardly ever works, and only reveals how manipulative and false he can be. Think [[Chris-Chan]] but even more of a ghoul, more open racism and homophobia, and more willing to engage in criminality.

==Early Career==
[[File:Cyraxmugshot.png|200px|thumb|right|A real life chud, exhibit A]]
Although he started netizenship in 2009, Cyraxx would first make himself known a year later, starting his music "career" in 2010. Going by the [[lie|insanely cool]] name of "DJ Shadowblayde", Chance would record himself mumbling into the camera, bumping into walls as he wailed some ungodly noise, insisting he was going to be the next [[Rap|hip hop sensation]]. Chance setup his own record label, Killer Clown Records, to avoid being taken advantage of by the evil suits which is a common mistake in the music industry. Only problem is that Killer Clown Records CEO is incompetent and uneducated, Chance knew next to nothing about what a record label does. Chance isn't just a future-famous rapper, he's also a prodigy game developer and auteur movie director. In 2014, Chance claimed he was working on a Resident Evil clone that had Call of Duty style gameplay. He announced the development of this game in a random video before never mentioning it again; this being one of many examples of his delusion. In 2018, Chance released his debut thriller, "The Darkness", a 20 minute "film" that was more boring than funny, only proving that Chance can't act or direct for love nor money.

Chance's first taste of internet fame came from his vlogs called "Inside the shadows". Ranting incoherently into his camera, Chance's video about his hatred of Juggalos and the rules that come with being a Juggalo, got quite popular, although this was probably because people saw Chance as a strange internet freakshow, not as some brilliant critic of clown-themed rappers. This video was quickly followed up with a room tour, which revealed that Chance was living in the basement, surprising no one. While this was going on, Chance had been sending out applications for other (real) music labels, eventually landing him to be signed on with Erik Skrubbalo, who felt sorry for the deformed freak. This would be a mistake though, as Chance quickly stole Erik's music and claimed it was his own, as well as ditching his DJ Shadowblayde title and renaming himself Cyrax, after one of Erik's albums. Once he had stolen all that he could, Chance just left the label and started making fun of it, believing himself to be more popular than Erik, likely because of his YouTube channel going somewhat-viral. He even threw the labels dog tags into a river, thinking he could do better. When asked why he did this, Chance lied that his mother convinced him to quit the real label and throw the dog tags away.

==Trolling==
Chance was noticed by the trolls rather quickly who used his delusions of grandeur to trick him into signing fake music deals, feeding into his fantasy that his music was getting popular. One of the most notable trolls created the fake persona Music Biz Marty, and was one of the first to troll him with fake deals and praise, offering him to sign onto his record label, "Ram Ranch Records". Marty eventually convincing Chance to confide in him with all his shameful secrets and insecurities, which Marty would later leak leading to Chance becoming insanely paranoid. This paranoia can't have been that bad though, as Chance continued talking about himself, most likely enjoying all the attention.

Chance is a blatant plagiarist, stealing art and music from the likes of Deviantart and Soundcloud, making barely any edits and passing them off as his own; Chance even tries to sell them. He doesn't even bother to make a cover nor draw his plagiarized art in his own style. In one instance, a German musician called him out on youtube and asked him to credit him. Expectedly, Cyraxx bitched about it and raged against him.

Cyraxx refuses to get a job (and he's never even held one), believing that he's not there yet in his career and doing so would be "taking time away from his work". He cites Daniel Radcliff for this, even though Daniel was 11 when he started his career and Cyraxx is in his 30s. Instead he relies on his granny Sally for any kind of financial support, mooching off her SSI checks in the form of allowance he does for chores. Out of Cyraxx's decade-spanning "career", he has made [[Fail|a grant total of (at most) $5.81]].

==The Hopeless Romantic==
When you work in the music world, especially the hip hop and rap scene, it's inevitable that you get with the bitches. Chance quickly found his love in Tangerine Cat, his new online [[transgender|girlfriend]]. Sadly for Chance, he didn't know his girlfriend was actually a troll, who only spoke to him in email which had never struck him as odd. Chance had issues remaining faithful Tangerine, as when eager "female" fans begged him for a sexy picture or two, Chance would send pictures of his crooked penis. When his emails got leaked by Marty, Tangerine threatened to leave Chance when it was revealed he was talking pretty intimately to another girl, Martina666, cheating on his one true sweetheart. In reality, Marty had been instructing Tangerine to pretend to date Chance while he assumed the Martina identity and convinced Chance for pictures of his asshole. Chance, who still believing his girlfriend to be real, lied in hopes of winning her back claiming his flirtatious messages to other chicks was just banter. Marty was able to pull this stunt off a second time, bringing Chance and his new fake girlfriend Strawberry Sunshine onto a stream in which Marty revealed Chance has been talking dirty to another one of Marty's alts. Strawberry swiftly dumped Chance on air, whilst he threatened to commit suicide.

Chance's first real girlfriend, Abby, only spoke to him online over facetime, and while not much is known about her, photos show her to be incredibly fat, and have a hook for a hand as a result of a failed [[suicide]] by train. She broke up with him when his Facebook account was hacked and revealed he has been cheating on her. There was also Heather, another fat girlfriend who left her lesbian relationship and children for Chance. She actually met Chance many times, moving in with him and she can be seen behind him in a lot of his videos, creating earthquakes with her every step. It seems Chance has a type. When Heather left Chance, he made multipole angry videos crying and screaming about her, claiming she must have been a troll that only dated him to break his spirit. In reality, he was given a chance and he squandered it, just like the record label deals and the many shots at redemption he'd been given.

This, however, was the tip of the iceberg. Starting towards the end of 2020 into 2021, a former moderator named [[Massachusetts|Masshole Report]] turned against him. Posing as an underage girl, Cyraxx would send his dickpics and nudes to her, and this was after she told him she was underage. Once it all came out, Cyraxx got sucked into even more trolling. More girls would come out, confiding to the masshole that Cyraxx had sent them sexually explicit material when they were underage. It seems Chance also has another type.

==Sexual Assault and Regular Assault==
[[File:20220614%20104927-1030x571.jpg|300px|thumb|right|LOOK AT THAT DUCK GODDAMN]]
Chance has many talents like being digusting, pedophilic, or a sexual deviant. He has frequented places that kids go to, such as Pokemon Go, with the purpose of grooming them for sex. Time and time again, he has been catfished by people who have explicitly stated they were underage, and this has contributed to his rage when they speak out about their experiences with him. In fact, this was the main factor that got him descended into cowdom. Be warned that his pickle is the most horrifying thing about him, as it makes [[Chris-Chan]]'s pickle look like sweet dreams.

Among his other disgusting habits, Cyraxx will send his dickpics without provocation, even as early as the first response to someone who wants to establish a relationship with him. Another instance is him shoving a stylus up his ass, and licking that shit-tainted stick on stream. While Chance was in high school, he raped a blind boy called Billy Seiler and was expelled from Akron East High School. Why he didn't get put on the sex offender database is anyone's guess. On February 14, 2012, Chance got his ass arrested for strangling his grannie. He would be sent to counselling, which has done absolutely fuck-all to temper his Goblin rage.

In 2012, Chance strangled his grandmother, the woman that had looked after him all his life, for no reason other than it being an impulse he decided to act on after she told him that he couldn't walk all the way to [[Kansas]] to meet a fictional girl. The state dropped the charges against Chance cuz he was too retarded. Even though Sally and the state really could have fucked him up legally, she still choose to pity and look after him. As it turns out, this wasn't the last time he's done it. He doesn't deserve her.

Being an abusive white trash troglodyte, Sally needed to be in protective custody 24/7. This duty of guardian was originally done by his late uncle Billy (he was also the one to have called in the cops in the strangling incident) but as he eventually died, Cyraxx used that to reclaim his dominance over the granny. Following Billy's death, Ed became the new guardian, and Cyraxx would regularly commit domestic violence against both Sally and Ed, to the point that they're living away from him despite being in the same household so they won't have to deal with his retarded fistfights and shouting matches ever again.

==Rage==
Aside from his sexual deviancy and pedophilia, Cyraxx excels in exploding in tard rage. Almost immediately in a stream he is in, he wil explode. Cyraxx claims that the trolls are after his family and his friends but in reality, the most they're after is just him. Whenever people talk about him, especially when they reveal him the [[truth]], he will yell over them so as to drown out what they're saying. When that isn't enough, he will flash out his penis to try to the streams taken down and the people banned. Also he'll yell [[nigger|the hard r]] on stream. In one instance, Cyraxx was so consumed with rage that Shmeckle Cat once offered him a bet of $100 not to rage that day and he lost immediately. He will also throw shit at the wall in rage, destroying them. Cyraxx believes that [[Internet tough guy|he can snap somebody in half like a twig]], but he's 4'9" and can barely lift shit. If anything, he's the one who can get snapped in half like a twig. Also, he will goad people into coming to his house to fight him so they can prove to him they're not a coward, but [[Irony|the Goblin will be the one cooping up in his attic]] [[Coward|cuz he knows he'll get fucked hard and deep]]. Cyraxx has repeatedly threaten to kill his trolls (mainly Masshole Report, Music Biz Marty and William Gloryhole) but he's too much of a coward and can't drive for shit.

All in all, these bouts of rage have costed his Grandmother a thousand dollars in repairs, and plenty of police visits, so much so that they pesonally know him by name and decide to ignore any calls from the Wilkins household, which puts Sally at risk of attack from the tard Goblin. The police know that all the Goblin is is nothing but fluff whenever he bitches and moans to the cops about his internet bullies.

==Family Horror==
[[File:oengusravenwoodcomments.png|300px|thumb|right|Still going at it....]]
Cyraxx has lived with Sally, his grandmother, for virtually his whole life and you can take a guess why. Like any other intolerant inbred freak, Chance's father was in prison since 1994, and his mother was unable to look after him due to being mentally retarded. He has other siblings (one of whom being an elder sibling born 26 weeks before him) but they don't want to talk to him or know him. The only brother that did bother, Bill, died due to cancer, though it may also have been due to being a faggot. [[Dying alone|He was never visited by Chance in the hospital as he died from his faggotry]].

Chance's father, Ruple Marx Smith (b. February 1968), now Oengus Ravenwood, is a convicted sex offender who served a 20-year-sentence for raping a 14-year-old girl on a bike path at the age of 25. When his friends saw an artist's impression of the perpetrator and told him it was him, [[Fail|he repeatedly denied it]]. After serving his sentence, Oengus relocated to Anchorage and got a new job and seemingly put his past behind, but Marty and Shmeckle cat managed to track him down and expose him as still being a pedo when they discovered that out he was posting images of underage boys in drag on Pinterest, notably stating that they were "easy to convince". He was promptly fired, and confronted them about it on stream, saying [[SJW|it was for "trans kid awareness" because his coworker was allegedly fired for """transphobia"""]]. He still denied that he raped that 14-year-old girl with a series of excuses before finally admitting to it. In spite of his, he's still unrepentant for what he did, citing his "probation" and scores on his mental rehabilitation. As of August 2023 he may or may not have [[Autogynephilia|trooned]] out to become Willow.

Cyraxx's mother (1971-2007), Connie Jean Lobdell, was a retard ''par excellence''. According to Cyraxx, the reason she's retarded is because her parents were involved in a vehicular accident while on a motorcycle ride with her mother pregnant with her. Diagnosed as being almost brain dead, she was banned from looking after Chance, since it took her three years to learn how to drive a car when it should normally take one year at most. She burnt down her whole house down trying to cook something on the stove and died in the blaze, all thanks to her being such a retard. She drank while pregnant with Chance, which would explain how he ended up such a freak.

Chance's grandfather, William D. Smith (1941-2022) is also a pedo rapist, getting married to his grannie Sally Lou Arntzen (b. 1952) when she was 14-15 and he was 25 years of age. Sally's final child was when she was 18, having had four kids since 14. Following her final child, she filed for divorce but her husband got them in the end, though they still were loyal to her than to him. Grandad would go on to have four more kids post-Sally.

Chance's extended family are aware of his reputation and (rightully) terrified of being sucked into his goblin den and hounded on by the trolls. They also want absolutely nothing to do with him, as not only do they see how nothing short of delusional his "career" is, they won't take him in once the granny is dead. We already know how this is gonna end.

In August 2023, Death by Design interviewed an aunt of him, and, naturally, she wants nothing to do with him.

==The (Mis)adventures on Twitch==
During June of 2022, Cyraxx had the brilliant idea of streaming on twitch, hoping he can get away from the trolls and try to do things he wanted to by himself (and make money ''his'' way). However, just like on his YouTube channel, Cyraxx continued singing and dancing the same old songs and dances. While youtube is willing to put up with the Goblin's retarded bullshit, Twitch is much stricter and isn't gonna let him go off the hook if he dares fuck up. Unsurprisingly, Cyraxx couldn't contain his racism and homophobia, as he started saying such things over there. Twitch quickly dropped the banhammer and gave him a 7-day suspension. Rather than wise up to his actions and wait until the suspension is over so he can try to appeal it, he decides to change his VPN and make a new twitch account, which caused twich to permaban that and his original twitch account for ban evasion. Of course Cyraxx would go on to blame the trolls for all of this. Once again, another song and dance.

Before his ban, Cyraxx managed to make around $90-something in ad revenue, which is more than the pathetic amount he normally makes in a decade. As Twitch will only start paying once the user has hit at least $100 in ad revenue, Cyraxx didn't get that sweet money upon being banned.

In December 2022, Cyraxx tried to make a comeback on twitch. Not once but twice. However, the trolls were once again diligent enough to get it taken down. As expected, Cyraxx raged hard at the trolls. 

Cyraxx tried to make another comeback on February 24, 2023 but William Gloryhole made sure that his new Twitch got terminated within a day of its creation.

==Trolling in November and December 2022==
On November 4, 2022, Cyraxx was supposedly "shot" at his mattress and actually thinks that someone shot a bullet at his house. Being the fine specimen of intelligence Cyraxx is, he immediately threatens the hypothetical shooter with legal and personal threats as well as saying stupid shit such as:
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|To whoever did pull that trigger and attempted to end my life... I have one thing to say: 1. You fucking missed bitch... again! Which means you're a lousy fucking shot. Second off: (eleven minute silence) [[ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKER DO YOU SPEAK IT|You will be gotten arrested]] at the end of this because at the end of the day, my family's lives and my life is more important than everything in the world.|Cyraxx - "''SOMEONE SHOT AT MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"''
|So to I say this: to whoever shot that fucking bullet at my house... whoever shot that at my fucking house, I'm telling you right now: you made your last fucking goddamn mistake. YOU MADE YOUR LAST FUCKING MISTAKE! Because that right there, once that bullet- once that point reaches to that bullet, [[Lolwut|they're going to trace that shit back to you motherfucker]] and yea I'm talking TO WHOEVER SHOT THAT FUCKING BULLET AT MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!|Cyraxx - "''SOMEONE SHOT AT MY FUCKING HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"''}}

Of course, the bullet was never actually found despite the supposed bullet hole and some have speculated that the "gunshot" was either a stray bullet not actually aimed at Chance or a rat trap that activated around the time Cyraxx went live on YouTube.

On December 22, 2022, Music Biz Marty struck back once again with the assistance of another troll known as Seren, this time revealing that Chance [[poor|couldn't get any money on his own to the point where Ed had to give him $20]] to buy him and Sally some blankets for Christmas despite Cyraxx's supposed music and acting career. Marty's second revelation was that that Cyraxx was [[faggot|gay]] with one of his friends known as Security Jake who he would often trespass on private property under the excuse of the "[[bullshit|Urban Spelunking Act]]". Finally, Cyraxx and Jake are confirmed to possibly groom a 14 year-old [[tranny]], giving him the nickname of their "[[Wtf|little sister]]". 

Now normally, if you're literally anyone else, you think that [[Christmas|Christmas Eve]] wouldn't be the best time to feed the trolls even further and spend time with your family, right? Cyraxx however, disagrees with actual common sense and starts shit with Marty for no actual reason as well as fellow pedophile Tony the Black Dragon after their brief interaction on William Gloryhole's panel on December 14. In the same stream, Sally nearly became the next [[Chris-chan/People#Bob Chandler (Father)|Internet Lumberjack]] as she attempted to shut off the internet but she had to endure yet another sleepless night.

The first notable event of 2023 was the death of Gryker who often collaborated with William Gloryhole and consistently trolled Cyraxx in the previous months prior to this. However, given his inactivity during January 2023, Cyraxx automatically assumes that Gryker has committed [[suicide]]. Despite Cyraxx raging and threatening Gryker as well as the fact that neither of them are even close to what many consider to be the definition of "friendship", Chance still felt the need to upload a video of him "mourning" Gryker's "death from the trolling" and spout more pretentious bullshit about mental health despite repeatedly telling his trolls to kill themselves. However, in February 2023, Gryker livestreamed on Youtube, thus making his death a hoax. It appears Chance did not catch on that he was still alive.

==Cyraxx Bricks his Xbox==
[[File:CyraxxCoping.png|thumb|right|Cyraxx coping with the fact that he bricked his own Xbox and can't take legal action for something he willingly did. What do you expect from a [[Rick and Morty]] fan in 2023?]]
Once again with the display of intelligence Chance is, under the false pretense of receiving mods for games and Netflix passwords for his [[Xbox One]], Cyraxx agrees to receive a USB containing all the supposed content on it. Little did he know that the USB was actually a 10 GW kill-stick that fried the inside components of his Xbox. Despite all the red flags any normal person would find out instantly, Cyraxx didn't even hesitate in inserting the USB in. After realizing that the Xbox wouldn't turn on, he attempts to troubleshoot the Xbox. Later in the stream, [[Liquid Chris]] returns from retirement to notify Cyraxx and a buddy-troll on the news that MF GOON had "intercepted" the package containing the mods. Upon realizing that he had bricked his own Xbox, Cyraxx proceeds to whine, bitch and scream like a retard at the trolls again. They had also managed to gain access to his Facebook and made the discovery that Cyraxx had attempted to get his friend's wife to cheat on him for Cyraxx. The fact that Chance thinks that [[forever alone|any woman would leave their husband for him is the biggest takeaway here]]. 

Cyraxx would then reluctantly team up with Music Biz Marty once again to take on the buddy trolls consisting of GOON, Chris and others although he would just continue to spew out lies about the whole situation and attempt to change the topic because [[truth|he is still a pathological liar]]. This very convincing friendship would only last a few days however as Cyraxx would rage at Marty again due to his attempt to supposedly get Cyraxx arrested again for [https://codelibrary.amlegal.com/codes/urbana/latest/urbana_oh/0-0-0-8575 violating Ohio state law for attaching himself to a train] despite the offense in question being a first degree misdemeanor which only results in a $1,000 fine. 

Despite the fact that Cyraxx could always sell the $400 Apple Watch he never uses to buy a new Xbox, he would threaten Marty with a hammer in a video due to Marty "intercepting" any package as well as [[autism|claiming to be of viking ancestry]]. After spending a *gasp* few more days, Chance would attempt to [[doxx]] Marty on but [[fail|couldn't even get him to click on an IP Grabber.]] Realizing that Marty wasn't as retarded as he was led on to be and given Cyraxx's desperation, despite that he claimed that he wouldn't dance again in December 2022, Chance agreed to dance once more. Despite him obeying his master Marty, he still wouldn't get the Xbox from Marty and say it with me: rages once more!

Given that Marty was adamant on not givng Cyraxx a new Xbox, all seemed well until a buddy-troll by the name of Michael Hacking began sending money to Chance around February 25, 2023 which unfortunately meant that Cyraxx could sext children on [[Fortnite]] once again. You think with this act, Chance would maybe actually want to keep his newfound alliance with Michael. Right? Right? The results are exactly as you expect.

==Drift King Coronation and Powder Incident==
Prior to the main event, Marty had previously challenged Cyraxx to an e-racing match as he began threatening Cyraxx's title of the Drift King of Akron as he began playing [[Car#Formula_One.2FRace_Cars|F1 2020]] but Cyraxx kept declining any invitation to race, knowing that if Marty had won, that it would destroy all of his delusions that he's a professional e-racer. In Layman's terms: Cyraxx is a pussy and Marty was crowned the new Drift King. Marty also played [[JoJo's Bizarre Adventure|JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: All Star Battle R]] to spite Chance even further. (and yes, Chance is a [[weeb]] too). Marty would go on to win the tournament against him. Around this time, [[psychopath|someone]] mailed a threatening letter containing a powder to Cyraxx's address. After Sally opened the contents to the mail, she dialed Akron PD which escalated to a Hazmat incident. Somehow, Chance was sleeping through all of this.

==The Showdown of the Century==
[[File:CyraxxvsMarty.png|thumb|right|KNOCKOUT!]]
Given that Cyraxx wouldn't even play a match of a fictional formula one racing, Marty decided to then rent out an Airbnb at Akron on March 1, 2023 after YEARS of raging and threats from Cyraxx, pussying out of two previous attempts by Marty to fight him out on the street and his "warnings" to Marty to stay out of Ohio. Given previous results most thought that Cyraxx would choose to hide in his attic once again, right? On the rainy evening of March 3, 2023, Cyraxx actually showed up but given Marty's size and Cyraxx's height, it was no surprise that Marty reduced the Goblin to a defeated and whiny bitch begging for mercy. You think that after receiving two black eyes and a broken nose would prompt Chance to learn at least one thing but given we're talking about Cyraxx: of course not. Immediately after getting his ass handed to him, Cyraxx once again threatened legal action against Marty, this time because of supposed "assault" despite Cyraxx charging at Marty with a hammer which gave Marty the legal ground to defend himself since [https://giffords.org/lawcenter/state-laws/stand-your-ground-in-ohio/#:~:text=Ohio%20Law,had%20a%20right%20to%20be. Ohio is a stand-your-ground state].

Despite the fact that Cyraxx was still friends with his fuckbuddy Michael Hacking around this time and were both planning to take Marty to court, Cyraxx would attack Michael for the heinous crime of "turning his motherfucking back on him", "punked out like a pussy" and "bowing down to Marty". Some have speculated that Marty made Michael [[blackmail|an offer he couldn't refuse]] which was why Michael would "betray" Cyraxx but to this day, the circumstances behind Michael switching sides remains without clear consensus. Regardless, it gave everyone besides Chance some good lulz as he would then make two callout videos on Michael acting like a badass despite getting his ass beat.

==Ed's Fate==
In an unexpected turn of events, Cyraxx's stepdad and Sally's boyfriend Ed ([[Powerword]]: Roy Vaughn) would become [[an hero]] on March 7, 2023. Given that Cyraxx had milked Ed's depression and suicide attempts before to gain pity, you wouldn't be wrong for assuming that Chance would use this as an opportunity to pull a [[Boogie2988]] and have a self pity-party but as of now, Chance is still whining that Marty "assaulted" him while Marty held a candelight vigil for Ed the next day. Turns out however that this event was nothing more than a hoax made to piss Chance off and given the video's he would make following the "news", it was rather effective. The following night, Cyraxx would rage out at Marty once more and attempt to dissuade the various conspiracy theories running amok.

==The 2023 Grand Prix==
Two weeks after the greatest fight of the century, Cyraxx challenged the Drift King in a race on Forza to reclaim the crown. The first race ended with the Goblin ragequitting and thus Marty gets the win. The second race ended with the Goblin winning. Keep in mind, Marty gave him a 5 second headstart because he knew his actual driving skills sucked. However, Marty soon discovered that Cyraxx used the assist to aid him entirely through the match. In other words, [[no shit|the Goblin cheated]]. In spite of Marty contesting that Cyraxx did not win fairly, the Goblin's bragging that he's got the title of Drift King back, even though even if the Goblin won fair and square, the score's still 1-1 and thus a tiebreaker needs to be done. However, he's too consumed by his ego to accept such a thing, proving that Cyraxx is always a petulant entitled manchild who always wants to have his cake and eat it too and will try to move any-and-all goalposts to do so. A few days later, Cyraxx got into a shouting match with Marty, and Sally finally becomes the next [[Chris-chan/People#Bob Chandler (Father)|Internet Lumberjack]] as she cuts off the internet. Twice. It took only 3 months in the making. The day after, Cyraxx tries to prove Marty his [[Bullshit|"superiority" in his "drifting skills]]" by doing nothing but drifting in Forza, frequently crashing, even going as far as [[Lolwut|calling spinning out a 360 degree turn]].

==Chance Losing His Friends==
Given that everyone hates Chance, he doesn't exactly have the widest selection of friends and given its Chance, he of course decides to fuck up further friendships! This time from his childhood friends! Around late March, Cyraxx began threatening Marty as he stated that he was going to get his friend Vida White{{trans}} and his boyfriend Riot to fuck Marty up. With the assistance of William Gloryhole, Marty would obtain Vida's doxx and on March 23, 2023, Cyraxx would hop on Marty's stream in a "attempt" of confrontation. After reusing the same insults for the one millionth time, Vida would join the stream and Marty would begin exposing all of Chance's skeletons behind his closet. Marty would then threaten to blackmail Vida and Riot's information to get a reaction out of Chance. In case you think this is a [[Chris-chan/People#BlueSpike|BlueSpike]] situation where Marty was being a genuine psychopath, all Marty wanted from Chance was for him to dance. Despite Chance previously dancing like a monkey for his Xbox, he wouldn't even dance for his very own "friends". Despite Chance and his new girlfriend Jasmine's efforts to prevent Marty from achieving his goals, he would make Vida a new deal for him and Riot to publicly call Chance out for essentially being a fake and selfish "friend". The both would follow up on Marty's terms and Chance would lose two more allies in a devastating defeat akin to that of the [[Napoleon|Battle of Trafalgar]].

==The War on the Trolls==
By the end of March 2023, Sally, having been fed up the Goblin's retarded daily nightly shouting matches and the newfound negative attention following his beatdown with Marty, took away a large chunk of his internet and possibly grounded him. Rather than change for the better and see the error of his ways, he has used what time he would be using to wage war on the trolls by mass-reporting youtube channels hosting his content for Harassment and Cyberbullying. He really wants to shut down all his trolls by milking [[Jewtube]]'s community guidelines like the trash that he is. The most devastating loss from this time period was the termination of a Cyraxxtorian known as 283 Auditorium which held tons of Chance's older videos, some of which are now considered to be lost media. During one of his phone calls to Cyraxx Video Game, the Goblin confessed that he has been flagging people's channels and has even been getting some white knights to do it for him. His termination streak would continue, taking down Marty's, William's and up-and-coming troll CVG's channels.

==Retreat to Kick==
On April 7, 2023, Cyraxx would surprisngly issue an apology to Marty, William, Masshole and other trolls after a few days of being grounded by his grannie. Despite being an apology video, he would literally attempt to bullshit his way out of responsibility. For example, he would claim that he didn't know why William was pissed at Chance despite him threatening to murder their children as well as threatening to murder William and rape Masshole during a confrontation on William's behalf on October 4, 2022. Of course, nobody bought his shitty half-assed apology since YouTube apology videos have historically never worked out. With this video, Chance would retreat into a Kick which is far more lenient in letting channels by. Unfortunately as of April 15, 2023, Chance's Kick account is still active in spite of Wiliam Gloryhole's efforts to shut it down. Even more damning, some people have started [[why|giving their money to the pedogoblin]]. Gloryhole, as part of his war against Cyraxx's Kick account, would dox one of his Kick supporters: Steven Haggith. Steven has been outed as a white knight for the Goblin. Cyraxx's retreat to kick would prove to be short-lived, as the Trolls found out about his account and latched onto his Kick account. On April 22, 2023, Cyraxx announced on is old retreat Facebook that he has left Kick due to the trolls invading his Kick account. He also has considered returning to youtube to rebuild his "business". With his ongoing war on the trolls, combined with his confession to Cyraxx Video Game that he will copyright-strike videos that talk about him, this will only spell that he's planning on escalating the war. On May 16, a troll revealed that Cyraxx had made two new youtube channels [https://www.youtube.com/@STOPONLINEBULLYINGOfficial ONLINE MENTAL HELP] and [https://www.youtube.com/@STUNTRIDERREPUBLIC STUNT RIDER REPUBLIC]. The former was made the day after his "apology" showing that Cyraxx never really retreated from Youtube, instead trying to evade the trolls, but the trolls will always find their way. On May 23, 2023, Cyraxx formally returned to youtube with the new channel [https://www.youtube.com/@K.O.APRODUCTIONS-nu9fs K.O.A PRODUCTIONS]. He also made a new twitch channel called kidtenno2023, which unsurprisingly got taken down by the trolls. Cyraxx would soon delete K.O.A PRODUCTIONS after the trolls discovered it.

==The Arrest and Drought Arcs==
With Cyraxx having intensified his war on the trolls, it was only an appropriate response that the trolls double down their ops as a counteroffensive against him. June 2023 would mark a series of crazy events, including people ripping away and auctioning items from his house's porch, and contacting the landlord. All of this would result in Cyraxx having to stop using the internet lest he risk his whole family getting evicted as she has grown tired of all the retardation Cyraxx has been engaging in for years. On June 25, 2023, Cyraxx threw a baseball bat at a group of protestors who were picketing his house for his pedophilia, which resulted in his protestors calling the cops and the cops finally arresting him. Ed would also go about on his own goblin sperg rage. Around this time, William Gloryhole revealed that Cyraxx had violated a protection order that Candall Smith filed against him because of his vicious harassment against her after she spoke out and exposed him as the degenerate pedophile that he is. Not even 24 hours later, Sally would bail him out of prison for $304. By this point, she is the textbook definition of an enabler. Nothing interesting would happen for the entirety of July besides the cycle of Cyraxx creating new content, calling out random nobodies, deleting his channels and repeat.

[[File:SelloutSpeedrun.jpg|thumb|right|Begin an entire trial that will likely end up with a slap on the wrist, introduce a wave of [[moralfags]] to the game, causing a drought in content and then back off? That totally doesn't scream "grift".]]
On August 20, Cyraxx uploaded a video demanding Masshole Report to apologize or else she's gonna get thrown in jail for exposing him as the pedo that he is. The following day, Masshole Report and William Gloryhole held a panel waiting for Cyraxx to arrive, but he no-showed, claiming that he had a family emergency. He would, however, call Kate several times spewing out his retarded bullshit, with Kate declaring Cyraxx to never go to her ever again. Once again, another shitty lie shat out from the goblin's ass. Kate has also vowed to return to exposing Cyraxx as the degenerate pedo that he is. After this, Risky Panacea, one of his most effective enablers, <s>turned against Cyraxx</s> nah, Cyraxx was just incredibly paranoid and temporarily isolated himself from all the buddy trolls. Oh yeah, remember the court trial? Well, the judge likely got fed up with this whole game and has kept pushing the trial date further and further. In some other news, the [[ween]]s over at Reddit had their subreddit, r/MusicBizMarty [[baleeted]], likely for cyberbullying akin to the former subreddits of [[WingsOfRedemption]]. Further controversy about the trial arose on September 24, 2023 when Aware of Myself ([[Powerword]]: Joseph Lawson) would announce his retirement from the trial, citing a series of excuses that would make even Cyraxx sound a bit comprehendible. When the entire community went after AOM for this, he would backtrack on this statement (conveniently when Marty began his latest stream around the same day) but the damage was already done. Finally, the nail in the coffin occurred on September 27 when Akron dismissed the entire case and acquitted Chance. Despite the massive failure and waste of time that was the "Arrest Arc", [[moralfags|certain people]] still yearn for the day of Cyraxx's arrest despite [[Chris-Chan]] getting away with raping his own mother. A day later from this though, an incident occurred which resulted in Ed throwing bricks at random people. On October 12, Risky finally revealed [[no shit|he was a buddy troll all along]]!

==Cyraxx's Revenge==
Akin to a generic horror movie villain, Cyraxx marked his return on Facebook on September 30. Over the next few days, he would go on a spree of calling random people out, some of which aren't even mentioned here, being paranoid for really no reason and continue to talk about Masshole Reports despite it being two years since she last mentioned him. Cyraxx was also retarded enough to claim himself as part of [[Generation X]]... despite being born in 1990, thus making him a Millennial. Regardless, he's still doing the same old schtick of pretending he's good at video games, rapping incoherently and possibly having new mental problems.

==Paradise Lost==
On October 20, Cyraxx's last known safe haven to him Kick finally banned him. This was because of him restreaming yet another Twitch ban evasion attempt on Kick. The trolls caught on to this and reported his serial Twitch ban evading behavior to Kick, and Kick [[Awesome|actually took action]] and banned him, thus marking the end of his retreat to Kick since April 2023. With no more safe havens other than Facebook, Chance's only real avenue to make any kind of money is gonna be youtube, which he's sworn to never come back to, thus removing any more ways to make any kind of money (other than donations from enablers and buddy trolls). However, on October 23, Cyraxx got his Kick account back. Howevever, being the retard that he is, Cyraxx would lose his account again (hopefully for good) after threatening his ex-dad after being disowned by him because he made an ass of himself when Marty and Masshole interviewed the original Wilkins family. A month later on November 22, Cyraxx demanded that his buddy trolls defend him and told them to "man up", threatening to delete his Kick account. None budged, so shortly after, his Kick was seemingly gone again, presumably deleted by him. But then it came back up, and then it keeps coming back and getting banned every now and then. After a month, his Kick account was unbanned by the end of December. However, TibbzTV took control of Chance's Kick channel and deleted it on January 27, 2024.

==Cyraxx the VTuber==
On December 8, 2023, Cyraxx had the brilliant idea to be a VTuber. Using a free shitty catboy vtuber avatar and a shitty voice changer, Cyraxx believed he could fool the trolls but the trolls were able to deduce that his latest scheme is a ramping-up of trying to prey on kids, this time by acting as someone that's popular with kids. Upon being sussed out, Raxx promptly deleted his VTuber videos but not before they were archived by the trolls.

==TibbzTV==
In December 2023, Cyraxx joined forces with another lolcow who's similar to him in many ways known as TibbzTV. Tibbz became notable for copyright-striking reuploades of his retarded bullshit and ofc would help Cyraxx get back at the trolls by copyright-strking, most notably taking down three of N-Word Boi's reuploads. Raxx thought he won but N-Word Boi filed counterclaims and [[Awesome|actually won]]. Raxx was never the same after that, and on January 27, 2024 Tibbz betrayed his ass.

==Characters in the Cyraxx Lore==
Here is a list of people who have been affiliated with the Cyraxx lore in some way.

===The trolls===
* [https://www.youtube.com/@vacationqueen3845 Music Biz Marty] - The guy who started the trolling of the Goblin. Currently holds the title of the Drift King of Akron and since March 3, 2023, the King of Akron. Marty has since largely retired from the Cyraxx game and moved on to go after other lolcows such as Subhuman Polak, Tyree Sneed, [[The White Bowser]] (A pedo who Marty gave more than $1,000 to and called it a "troll"), and cat killer/pedophile 3rd Angel From the Sun ([[Powerword]]: [[Spic|Ángel Muñiz]]). He was also a major participant in GorlWorld, going after [[Foodie Beauty]] who is also a major enabler of Cyraxx and degenerate in her own right. Marty remains a polarizing figure 
* [https://www.youtube.com/c/MassholeReport Masshole Report] - A fat Bostonian who used to be a mod of one of the Goblin's communities till she turned against him and began exposing him as the cow that he really is.
* [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCZMmsu_1cEWuKs2PHzBVDcA Schmeckle Cat] - A former troll that used to appear in Marty's as the dynamic duo. Had a falling out with Marty around August 2022 over $30. ([[Facepalm|Yes, literally]])
* [https://www.youtube.com/@WilliamGloryholeOG William Gloryhole] - One of Cyraxx's consistent and effective trolls. Mainly takes down Chance's "music" under the pseudonym "Wance Chilkins" by copyrighting it as his as well as finding his new YouTube channels. 
* [https://www.youtube.com/@bloodshotrecords1172 Tyler NY/Bloodshot Records] - Another long-term troll that was a major pioneer in getting Cyraxx to rage out on panels from 2020 to 2022. He was also involved in taking part of Cyraxx's angriest rage after Ed beat his ass.
* [https://www.youtube.com/@CGC62 Classic Games Canada] - Another associate of Marty and long-term troll. Along with Marty, he moved on to talking about GorlWorld and all of the interesting characters there such as [[Foodie Beauty#Nader|Nader Elshamy]] and [[Missy Moo]].
* [https://www.youtube.com/c/Gryker Gryker] - A [[canuck]] known for pissing Cyraxx off in his panels in the 2022 era. Has talked about making a comeback around September 2023.
* [https://www.youtube.com/@PunishedBurger Burger Boy] - A retired troll that is an associate of Marty and is known for his glorious laugh.
* [https://www.youtube.com/@tonyjr8943 Tony the Black Dragon] - A pedophile from Billings, [[Montana]] that was professionally trained by Marty himself to piss Cyraxx off to no end and is supposedly a [[Christian]].
* [https://www.youtube.com/@notthedustsmokinghippies7840 The Dust Smoking Hippies] - A Cyraxxtorian who documented Chance's history so well that Chance took down his original channel because his UNOFFICIAL CYRAX ARCHIVE channel was linked to his and the Goblin false-flagged the shit out of it. He has since retreated to Odyssey but a new channel has taken his torch to reupload his khantent on Youtube.
* [https://www.youtube.com/@ThatMFKid MF GOON] - The ringleader behind his Xbox getting bricked because [[fact|Cyraxx is a retard]]. He may be dead.
* [https://www.youtube.com/@SingStarWinner Liquid Chris] - The second-in-command behind the Xbox brick incident. He was also involved in trolling [[KingCobraJFS]] 
* [https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialCyraxxGame Cyraxx Video Game] - Is primarily known for starting the trend of people calling the Goblin's phone to annoy him.
* [https://www.youtube.com/@N-WordBoi N-Word Boi] - An archivist channel and a fairly recent troll. One of the biggest victims of Cyraxx's community striking rampage of March-April 2023.
* [https://www.youtube.com/@awareofmyself4564 Aware of Myself] - The guy responsible for Cyraxx's arrest and likely non-existent arrest. Is currently a controversial figure among the community as many have blamed him for the lack of anything actually interesting.
* [https://www.youtube.com/@metalgearraxx2427 Metal Gear Raxx] - A more recent foe of Cyraxx, being dubbed as a "[[wannabe|wannabe rockstar]]". Primarily archives some of Cyraxx's videos as well as host some of Wance Chilkin's music.

===Commentary Channels===
These are channels that aren't actively fighting in the frontlines but will still choose to comment on the whole situation.
* [https://www.youtube.com/@BasedShaman BasedShaman] - A Cyraxxtorian and actual musician that documents the Goblin's shenanigans and creates parody songs based on his miserable life. Despite being somewhat controversial among older players, Shaman can confidently claim that he never recently sold out to the Goblin.
* [https://www.youtube.com/@SmokeyMcC SmokeyMcC] - A commentary channel that introduced many people to the Goblin. Has since regressed to talking about [[Chris-Chan]]. [[Daniel Larson]], and [[The White Bowser]]. 
* [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCr0wPfCYku9poRhmgoV2LOQ Kiwi Tapes] - Another commentary channel that was prevalent beginning around November 2022. Similar to Smokey, he now talks about other people that aren't as prone to taking down his content such as [[KingCobraJFS]], [[AirSoftFatty]] and especially [[Chris-Chan]].
* [https://www.youtube.com/@Audentum Audentum] - Another canuck who does long-form documentaries on various lolcows but the Goblin's the most popular.

===Buddy Trolls===
These are a subset of trolls that primarily gain ground by pretending to be Cyraxx's friends. Of course, no one genuinely likes him.
*[https://www.youtube.com/@lifegiant1 Michael J. Hacking] - By far the biggest buddy troll in the game so far. He has been involved in it since around September 2022 and has accomplished it all, whether it be giving Cyraxx money, switching sides, [[False flaggot|taking down other channels]] and getting into arguments with other buddy trolls. Allegedly, he also abuses his son.
*[https://www.youtube.com/@RiskyPanacea Risky Panacea] - A more recent player in the Cyraxx game from [[Uganda]]. He is known for being an adamant defender of Cyraxx, dismissing most of the topics in this very article. His most notable act includes buying Cyraxx a $1,000 PC, potentially setting Chance up for a stream snipe arc.
 
==Cyraxx's Shows==

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|<youtube>JW9w8SkiBY8</youtube><center>'''The moment that leads to Cyraxx nuking one of his communities'''</center>
|<youtube>IiKCFBJrvUw</youtube><center>'''Cyraxx bitching about being exposed as an abuser'''</center>
|<youtube>gjQT-Qecjz8</youtube><center>'''Cyraxx bitching and moaning about his true self being discovered (just a day in life)'''</center>
|<youtube>epKzMy1juK0</youtube><center>'''Cyraxx wanting Candall's head'''</center>
|<youtube>20Qrg3qt5kU</youtube><center>'''Bitching about being permab& from twitch'''</center>
|<youtube>Pl_ns1i8T74</youtube><center>'''What got him b& from twitch'''</center>
|<youtube>vZcK8D01jKc</youtube><center>'''Cyraxx's phonecall with the Gloryhole'''</center>
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===Cyraxx's Shows: 2023 Edition===

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|<youtube>x--Sf22Bfh0</youtube><center>'''Cyraxx pretending to display empathy in Gryker's "death".'''</center>
|<youtube>8SJZIqnhZO8</youtube><center>'''Cyraxx bricking his own Xbox like a dumbass.'''</center>
|<youtube>_7514eaJSLw</youtube><center>'''Dancing like a monkey for an Xbox.'''</center>
|<youtube>CeYqCIZUVow</youtube><center>'''A summary of how Marty was crowned as the Drift King.'''</center>
|<youtube>3VOMWfTIGDs</youtube><center>'''The Hazmat Incident of 2/27/2023.'''</center>
|<youtube>711O1dT9G1M</youtube><center>'''Cyraxx and Michael's breakup.'''</center>
|<youtube>y8gKWuSlXSU</youtube><center>'''Cyraxx getting his ass beat by Marty'''</center>
|<youtube>C8YwnsRifBg</youtube><center>'''Marty blackmailing Vida and Cyraxx raging like a spastic retard'''
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==See Also==

* [[Chris-Chan]] - A relative of the Goblin.
* [[EDP445]] - Cyraxx if he was black.
* [[Pedo]]
* [[False flaggot]] - What he does to videos that showcases his stupidity.
* [[Chuckula]] - His enemy turned lover who moderates his livestreams.

==External links==
Cyraxx has so many youtube accounts and he [[baleet]]s them in an effort to evade the trolls that honestly we've lost track of how many. Of course, he'll just make a new one shortly after he baleets the previous one and his trolls are diligent enough to archive everything.

* [https://web.archive.org/web/20230406055745/https://chancewilkins.com/ The official website]
* [https://soundcloud.com/chance-wilkins-331858691 His soundcloud account]
* [https://www.bonfire.com/store/studio-43--official/ His merch shop]
* [https://kick.com/metalkoremania His Kick account]
* {{kf|cyrax-chance-j-f-wilkins-cyraxx-nation-cyraxx-skxrface-dj-shadowblayde.89586|The Kiwi Farms / CWC Wiki Thread}} - The thread that keeps track of his antics
* [https://www.facebook.com/chance.wilkins.718 His facebook account]
* [https://discord.gg/D2nt2eanyB His discord server] (nope baleeted)
* {{Twitch|thetougeracerofficial}}
* [https://www.youtube.com/@metalkoremadness2023 His YouTube channel] (nope baleeted)


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