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Jewcat
Jewcat✡, also known as Zionistacat, was genetically engineered in a secret Israeli biological weapons lab. This monstrosity is Israel's secret weapon against the Middle East in the long standing Jews v. Arabs case that is presently being settled out of court.
Paranoid scientists created Jewcat in response to fears of Kitler, not realizing in their meth-induced psychosis that Kitler is actually only an ordinary housecat. Jewcat itself was once thought to be a myth; an angry, chubby housecat with a kippah strapped onto its head. However a previously-censored image stolen and leaked by the Israeli Goyim Espionage Network (IGEN) from the Israeli invasion of Lebanon proves that Jewcat is a weapon of war.
Meme Status
Although its image has been spammed across internet message boards, social networking communities, etc., Jewcat has never reached meme status. Given the internet community's a) love of cats; b) hatred of Jews and c) current acceptance of Kitler's status, it is highly likely that Jewcat will be elevated to the level of "minor meme" sometime in the future. Only time will tell.
Jewcat on the Internet
Flickr
Jewcat imitators and Jewcat variations (sometimes in the LOLcats style) have appeared on Flickr, including:
- A Jewish housecat named Morgainne
- Another Jewish housecat
- Yet another Jewish housecat
- Your loan has been approved by Azn-Jewcat and Swiss-Jewcat!
- A shopped Jewcat lookin' good in stylish sunglasses
- LOLJewcats
YouTube
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Jewcat Image Gallery
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See Also
- Cats
- Jews
- Kitler - Jewcat's mortal enemy
- Lenincat
- Memes
- Nazi pug - Kitler's sidekick
- User:Zionistacat
External Links
- Jewcat.ytmnd.com - A Jewcat on YTMND
- Jewcat imitator on MySpace
- Jewish housecat "Sam Silverman" - Look at his eyes and notice the apparent presence of a soul (entirely absent in Jewcat)
- Jewcat.com - A attempt to censor Jewcat OTI; host to the Jewels of Princess Cat. Like that makes sense.
- Jewcat did WTC mirror