WikiShitizens

Don't feel the trolls :-(

In attempt to classify people who contribute to wikis, Wikipedia uses WikiFauna. Outside of Wikipedia, these people are known as Wikishitizens.

	“	True vandals (as distinguished from users who engage in harassment and edit warring or dabble in minor vandalism) usually suffer from chronic alienation and real or perceived powerlessness and seek recognition and infamy by interrupting and frustrating the Wikipedia project and community. Such users experience exceptional attention as empowerment, reward, and encouragement. This is particularly true for those prolific vandals who have been immortalized on Wikipedia pages, meticulously catalogued by category pages, targeted by dedicated templates, and thereby become a notable part of wiki culture.	„
	—Wikipedia

WikiEDiot

Anyone who contributes to wikis like Encyclopedia Dramatica. These shitizens are sad losers who will edit and revert their way into a shallow grave, but they understand that if a wiki is dedicated to the lulz, it won't suck.

WikiPedo

Moar info: Wikipedophile.

Those who edit Wikipedia to promote pedophilia or contribute to wikis like BoyWiki.

WikiSperg

This shitizen is unable to refrain from shitting up the tubes with nerd shit that nobody cares about. They are related to the WikiEDiot except they don't focus their autism towards the glory of drama. These creatures post inane, boring shit in excruciating detail that is usually tl;dr. Their natural habitat includes Wikipedia, Wikia, and TV Tropes.

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  A typical day for the WikiEDiot.
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  A WikiPedo doing what they do best.
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  This sperg is such a lulz magnet, there's an entire wiki about his idiocy.

WikiFur

Furs, like anyone else desperately seeking acceptance, are no strangers to wikis. In fact, a community plagued with these depraved fursuit wearing untermenschen can be found on WikiFur. Many of these dog fuckers have wormed their way into TOW at an alarming rate. The Furluminati and distant cousin Bronies are shameless types of this shitizen, documenting their perversions whenever possible.

WikiNegro

Whether or not WikiNegro exist is disputed, a black person who is smart enough to edit a wiki? But regardless, they have a poor grasp on how to spell, are attention whores prone to chimpouts, and whenever they fuck up, THEY DIDN'T DO NUFFINS.

WikiBeaner

Similar to the WikiNegro, proof of their existence is debatable. And just like an actual wetback, they typically make unpopular edits and crowd out decent contributors. These beaners should be banhammered back across the border. An entire community of these shitizens can be found at the unclean Inciclopedia.

That right, these embarrassments to humanity can be found on wikis.

WikiJew

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There are several subspecies of WikiJew. The most common is the paid editor, someone who edits Wikipedia for a living. They are typically hired by corporations looking to maintain a favorable image on Wikipedia. And just like the media, Jews have infiltrated the ranks Wikipedia in an attempt to control yet even more information.

WikiGod

This shitizen is what happens when a WikiSperg get promoted to administrator. Overnight they transform from a tolerable contributor to a jackass who rules with an iron fist. They maintain their e-power by making life miserable for everyone except their favored editors. While the Wikimedia Foundation has a monopoly on these shitizens, many found can also be found at Wikia, WikiFur and TV Tropes.

WikiNerd

A WikiJew who really wants your shekels.

The nerd is related to the sperg except they possess technical knowledge about wikis. They will be either really awesome or extremely gay. Awesome nerds use their skills to maximize drama, such as those who stoke the fires at Trollforge. The gay variety includes just about every Wikimedia Foundation techie, especially those who devote themselves to fapping about wiki software.

Both types of WikiNerd agree that the WikiBeaner is fucking useless and needs to GTFO.

WikiKlansman

These are typically trailer trash rednecks who sperg endlessly about how they are superior to Jews, negros, women or whatever group they feel superior to just because they are white males. They can be found haunting wikis like Metapedia, though some have found Encyclopedia Dramatica and think that posting racist jokes over and over again is lulzy.

WikiKlansman need to be learned a lesson by having their edits reverted relentlessly and talk pages bombarded with comments about interracial marriages. Resident sockpuppeteer Mikemikev is a particularly delightful specimen of this type of shitizen.

WikiFag

Behold the butthurt face of your average WikiKlansman.

These are retards who learn how to edit a wiki so they can whine about their article on Encyclopedia Dramatica and attempt to vandalize it. By default, they are also enemies of the lulz but shouldn't be mistaken for homosexuals, as you can still enjoy dirty buttsex and the lulz, sometimes even both at the same time.

The number of wikifags found at Russian Wikipedia is merely prohibitive.

WikiWhore

This specimen is useful because they provide much needed nudes until everyone gets sick of at their constant attention whoring. At this point, a civil war will break out between the relentless trolls and the attention whore's white knights.

WikiTroll

While many WikiEDiots are this, there are two types of wiki troll:

• The lulzy type of troll that shits up, harasses, vandalizes, and otherwise does everything in their power to make the shitzens of other wikis cry into their animu pillows at night, all for the glory of the drama and lulz. Many of the leading members of the ED commmunity, such as Hipcrime and Meepsheep, are this type.

• The FailTroll is the redheaded bastard child of this type of shitizen, trolling more because of butthurt, usually doing a shitty job of being lulzy or effective at starting any serious drama. Practically anyone who has tried to vandalize ED is this type of shitizen, as are Grawp and Nate Spidgewood, who have trolled Wikipedia and TV Tropes because the autists at each rejected their faggotry.

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  Meepsheep, a WikiTroll for whom legends are sung.
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  FailTroll.jpg.