User talk:Ihavenolife
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Welcome, Ihavenolife
This is serious. READ IT.
Before making your first article look over ED:101. If you don't, it is unlikely that your article will survive for more than sixty seconds and you risk being banned by ED Sysops.
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H64 18:01, 29 June 2011 (UTC)
This isn't Wikipedia, faggot.
You should have read ED:101. Hope you get b&.
Hey, welcome to Encyclopedia Dramatica. As you've found out, ED is a wiki, meaning anyone can sign up to edit the articles, adding or deleting content. When you go to articles and delete a bunch of the content, it's called vandalism. The thing is, vandalism is completely pointless (click here to find out why), and will get you a swift ban, so you might as well stop.
Totensiediefurfag 18:32, 29 June 2011 (UTC)
FORUM SPAMMER DETECTED
Bot suspected. 
18:39, 29 June 2011 (UTC)