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SheepBotTalk PLEASE TAKE A MOMENT TO LEARN ABOUT THE JEWISH ATROCITIES AGAINST THIS NATION 21:28, 4 March 2012 (EST)
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hello. i see you are trying to contribute to Encyclopedia Dramatica. please take time to review the links included in your welcome message above. they contain valuable links to help you contribute more constructively. -hipcrime 
21:40, 4 March 2012 (EST)