User:Wiitard/Carrd

Carrd is a website creator, originally used to create single-page portfolios for wage slaves, faggots have adopted the use of the site to explain their boundaries, sexuality, if they're fat or not, and other shit no one cares about. Due to their unoriginality and dumbassery, they almost always use the free provided templates.

What's on every Carrd

Since Carrds are not used for it's intended portfolios purpose, all Carrds are unoriginal. They steal ideas from other people who steal ideas. Most Carrds follow a very basic and simple formula.

DNI (Do Not Interact)

Butthurt faggots do not like anyone other than their own kind. As such, they b& any kind of normal and lulzy people or behaviors from interacting with them. Do these ever work? Obviously not, and it's a concept they are too retarded to understand, then whine when you interact if you're on the list.

A list of the most common DNI criteria are:

• NO HOMOPHOBIA, TRANSPHOBIA, RACISM
• No sexism
• No misogynism
• No ableism
• No jokes about rape

For the lulz, If you are included in the users DNI list, talk to them, make sure they know you were on the list, and if they block you, make more accounts and repeat it for the ultimate lolcow milking experience.

Their birth defections

If you have a Carrd you must list all of your birth defects, such as autism, cripple status, being a tea nigger, or KFC lover. This way, they can feel prouder of their birth defections by proudly displaying it like a recalled infant car seat on the daily newspaper.

Radical Beliefs

Using Carrd requires you to have at least one extreme political stance. The most common one is Feminazism, and some other more common ones are the spreading of the homosexual agenda, minorities always have oppression, if you are not gay or trangender you are homophobic and therefore useless to society.

External Links

Carrd Website