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User:Andrés/oldup2

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While combating forensics...

<Andres> phisically fucked up
<Andres> so well i broke and opened with a knife the most i could
<Andres> threw it up several times from the 2nd floor
<Sirkillsalot> lol
<Andres> then 3 minutes in the microwave
<Sirkillsalot> lmao
<Sirkillsalot> wtf?
<Andres> after it putted it in the dishwasher
<Sirkillsalot> Jesus christ
<Andres> and then phisycally wiped it
<Sirkillsalot> That's one way to do it
<Andres> then 2 minutes more in the microwave
<Sirkillsalot> ...anything else?
<Andres> and putted lots of phosphore
<Sirkillsalot> are you done?
<Sirkillsalot> or is there more?
<Andres> s/phosphore/matchstick
<Zalgo> <Andres> and putted lots of matchstick
<Andres> s/phosphore/matchsticks
-Zalgo- [Sed] Nothing matched by 'phosphore', for help see @help Sed.
<Andres> s/matchsticks/matchsticks
<Sirkillsalot> you didn't drive over it or anything?
<Andres> into it
-Zalgo- [Sed] Nothing matched by 'matchsticks', for help see @help Sed.
<Andres> im not done
<Andres> so i filled it up with matchsticks
<Sirkillsalot> Jesus fucking christ
<Andres> fired it up while throwing some axe
<Sirkillsalot> Just tell me when your done lol
<Sirkillsalot> you're*
<Andres> axe -the deodorant-
<Andres> not an actual axe lol
<Sirkillsalot> lol
<Sirkillsalot> I knew you ment the deoderant
<Andres> yes
<Andres> the deodorant
<Andres> then putted some ice on it, thus making it to break cos the abrupt temp. change
<Andres> and then i stabbed it several times
<Andres> (done)
<Andres> was that enough?